The 15

From the home office in Shedd Park…

Drake Maye’s Top 5 Conspiracy Theories:
5. Fumbles aren’t real
4. Chemtrails are creating atmospheric disturbances which are increasing the number of interceptions
3. Prolonged exposure to the electromagnetic field emanating from Robert Kraft’s surveillance bunker is weakening the soft tissue of the players
2. The real Bill Belichick is being held captive in the lighthouse while his clone is out damaging his legacy
1. Fluoridation caused Mike Vrabel to have a six year affair with Dianna Russini

Sunday Breakfast Time
Eagles at Jaguars (-4.5)
Spotted cats enjoy a win over a spot of tea

Sunday Lunch Time
Bengals (-7.5) at Dolphins
Stripey cats feast on fish

Vikings (-1.5) at Saints
Who dat say dey gonna beat dem Saints?  Dey be the Vikings.

Raiders at Patriots (-3.5)
Birds may not be real, but Drake Maye IS!

Browns at Jets (-2.5)
Brown out shuts down New York

Texans (-6.5) at Titans
Texans top Tits

Colts at Steelers (-2.5)
Yinzy over Indy

Giants at Commanders (-3)
Greek Giant skins Washington

Sunday Dinner Time
Broncos (-3.5) at Chargers
Bolts shock Broncos

Lions (-5.5) at Cardinals
Jungle Kings devour pretty red birds

Bears (-2.5) at Packers
Meatmen grind out a win

49ers at Seahawks (-3)
Fake Seabirds soar as Purrdy slumps in the perpetual rain of Seattle

Sunday Prowl Time
Ravens (-3.5) at Falcons
Penix slaps the Scary Black Birds

Monday Prowl Time
Bills at Rams (-2.5)
Horny Sheep clip Hairy Cows

Football Cat lives in New Hampshire, enjoys watching football, and is a cat.