01/19/22 Cleaning Out the Sports Junk Drawer

Thanks a lot, Patriots defense for ruining Mac’s shot to become the first rookie to win a Soupey. The Red Sox will start selling single-game tickets Friday despite the ongoing MLB lockout threatening the beginning of the regular season. Willie. Eldon. O’Ree. In the market for an XL Carmelo Anthony Syracuse jersey if anyone can

01/12/22 Cleaning Out the Sports Junk Drawer

You’re limping into the playoffs! You are! You are! Jon Lester should have been a Red Sock for life. There: I said it. With friends like Antonio Brown, right? To be fair to Nic Dowd, Marchand’s face is mostly nose. The last time I try to contribute to the morning email chain outside my lane.

01/05/22 Cleaning Out the Sports Junk Drawer

Drive slow, drive safe. Bad road condtions out there in this town, right now. I hope someone told Kristian Wilkerson the Jonas Gray story. Dan Reeves got Harry Reid-ed. A friend of mine who’s been in the industry a long time once warned me that Rob Manfred keeps a list of people/sites that criticize him


Happy New Year to my North American peepies! It is with a heavy heart and an absolute dump truck ass that I must report that Jon Maddon has died at the age. Most people know the Mad Dog from his work as a radio personality, but I remember him differently. To me, Ol’ Jon JonBoy

12/29/2021 Cleaning Out the Sports Junk Drawer

John Madden. He’s with the turduckens now. Poor JB man. Losing half a tooth on Christmas is some shit. Harry Reid done got Farrah Fawcett-ed. Do Barstool employees have an explicit mandate that you must suck Portnoy’s dick 24/7, or is it like some sort of stolen valor persecution complex? The food court is the

12/22/2021 Cleaning Out the Sports Junk Drawer

Red Sox Winter Weekend cancelled by the MLB lockout before it could be cancelled by the COVID like last year. Michael Gee; vindicated? Time will tell. You’re right. What do I know about sports fandom? It’s not like I literally just wrote a book about it or anything. Oh, wait, I did. I’m not sure

12/15/2021 Cleaning Out the Sports Junk Drawer

Demaryius Thomas dying was like if Princess Diana, Paul Walker, and Barbaro had all been on the Challenger, but sadder. Your MLS MVP is Carles Gil of the NE Revolution. Don’t worry, the inevitable move back to Boston is just delayed. Just wait for a couple more Olympic cycles and they’ll turn Gillette back to

12/08/2021 Cleaning Out the Sports Junk Drawer

Bill Belichick out-coached Sean McDermott on national TV by running a 6 OL, triple-option offense a la Navy Midshipmen football. Absolutely brilliant. Ohhh, a diplomatic boycott. That’ll teach them. Some days you give up 137. Some days you score 145. And still other days you bench your starters. Only in basketball. Portnoy thinks Bert’s obsession

12/02/2021 Cleaning Out the Sports Junk Drawer

The MLS Cup isn’t a double-elimination tourney? Less than ideal. The day after Thanksgiving turkey gumbo is a lot of work but so worth it Martha’s Vineyard basketball, the Rucker Park of Massachusetts island communities. Is it ironic that Pat Burns was cremated? I only answer to Fred the Baker and the higher ups at

From the 15 Vault – 11/27 (2019) Cleaning Out the Sports Junk Drawer

Huit contre un? Sacre moo! So, did the NFL tell the Cowboys that they shouldn’t have called the tripping, or, that they weren’t penalties? Because those are two different things. Dame Fashion says denim suits come back into vogue in 2020. Woo Sox. Woo Sox? Woo Sox. Someone should ask Coach Bill if it’s always


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