Guest Patriots Column – Musical Chairs in the WR Room?

Actual wide receiver room may appear differently.

By Vinny Jace, Special to the15net dot com:

The dust has settled, the new car has been driven off the lot and onto the road. Now it’s time to get a clear idea of what the Patriots have and what they’ll need to do to sustain it. A.J. Brown, for all the faults I’ve previously attributed to him, remains a very explosive talent with a year or two of above-average production left in the tank. While it’s unlikely he’ll rack up 1,500 yards and touchdowns in the high teens again, you have to be optimistic that offensive coordinator Josh McDaniels will find ways to utilize him that go beyond the stat sheet.

The 2025 Patriots receivers were a plucky, pugnacious group that punched above their weight class. Rather than relying on a single player to carry the load, they spread the wealth. Stefon Diggs was a focal point of the interior passing game, logging 52% of his total snaps in the slot. Mack Hollins was heavily featured as a “power slot”—a physically imposing receiver who lines up inside rather than outside. Unlike traditional slot receivers, power slots use their size, strength, and blocking ability to exploit smaller nickel cornerbacks.
It was a classic “Do Your Job” team that spread the ball around and played a balanced, flexible style that minimized weaknesses. While the 2026 Patriots are far from perfect, there is reason to view them as superior to the squad that just made the Super Bowl.

Brown made no secret of his dissatisfaction with his role in Philadelphia. While how he expressed that dissatisfaction remains a bone of contention for me, the underlying reasons appear understandable. The Eagles ran a rigid, perimeter-based approach that kept Brown on the outside. He ran a career-low 12.4% of his routes from the slot and was targeted on dig or crosser routes just 22 times. He was locked into a vertical wideout role—something he can do—but it led to stagnation for both him and those around him, as the Eagles couldn’t find the offensive groove they needed.

For McDaniels, it’s fair to assume he doesn’t see Brown as a Randy Moss redux. More likely, he views him as a Rob Gronkowski redux: a physically imposing, gritty “big slot” who will work primarily from the inside. When that isn’t in the game plan, they can utilize Brown in what they called “Spear Routes” last year—two deep posts designed to clear out the safeties so the backside receiver can cut underneath on a deep dig.

Pro Football Focus data highlights Brown’s value in the slot. His grades dating back to 2022 remain strong, and any recent downtick can be attributed more to how Philadelphia ran its offense than to Brown’s own decline.

Among wide receivers, Brown’s slot performance since 2022:

2022: 12-20 | 180 yds, 4 TD | 88.9 grade (t-11th)

2023: 15-20 | 225 yds, 1 TD | 91.6 grade (6th)

2024: 5-10 | 82 yds, 3 TD | 91.8 grade (t-4th)

2025: 11-19 | 154 yds, 1 TD | 85.8 grade (10th) (Stats courtesy of @ThrowbackPATS. https://x.com/throwbackpats/status/2062244366090215923?s=46&t=pAGJU4_47xmQiQLpkIQLyQ)

Of course, adding Brown opens the door to potential locker room discontent—most notably from third-year wideout Kayshon Boutte. He is one year away from unrestricted free agency and just watched his role shrink with the arrivals of both Brown and Romeo Doubs.

Boutte.

I can understand Boutte’s frustration. He was a good soldier playing for a knucklehead like Mac Jones in his rookie year. He was the only player who improved during the debacle that was the 2024 season. In 2025, he remained unheralded but developed into a reliable, explosive deep-ball threat who saved Drake Maye on multiple occasions. If older Patriots fans are reading this (first off, thank you), I hope it isn’t sacrilege to compare Boutte to Stanley Morgan—the original yards-after-catch merchant. Boutte’s 16.7 yards per reception ranked 5th in the NFL, and he caught over 71% of his targets.

Boutte has made it clear he wants a new destination where he can feel secure in his role and protect his path to generational wealth. You’re that close, and playing the good soldier only gets you so far in this league. This is where Mike Vrabel, Eliot Wolf, and Ryan Cowden need to set modern sensibilities aside and smooth things over. They should be willing to endure a few uncomfortable days—Boutte skipping practice, fines being handed out—and work toward a resolution. Trading a 24-year-old wideout who has come up big for you in key games is rarely a recipe for long-term success.

You could argue the Patriots are so deep at receiver that they can let Boutte walk for a meaningless fifth-round pick and not miss a beat. But that underestimates the savage nature of pro football. Injuries happen. Brown has a well-documented history of knee issues and has landed on the injury report multiple times. If Brown or Doubs misses time, Boutte can step in and pick up the slack in ways that less-developed players like Kyle Williams and Efton Chism simply can’t. The Patriots currently enjoy rare depth at a premium position. You can’t put a price on that

If the situation reaches Lawyer Milloy or Randy Moss levels of dysfunction, letting Boutte go becomes understandable—but it would still sting, given how much younger he is than either of those players when their time in Foxboro ended.
There’s also a beautiful irony here: Brown and Boutte complement each other perfectly. Brown will command constant safety help and double teams, creating space for Boutte to get open in one-on-one matchups. New England would win those battles all day. When Brown mauls defenders across the middle, it opens the door for Boutte to thrive as a deep threat. A Brown/Boutte partnership would also help solidify the run game and create higher-percentage throws for Hunter Henry and DeMario Douglas.

You can downplay Boutte’s desire to leave by saying Doubs will replace his value. While Doubs is excellent, it doesn’t change the reality that injuries are common and the trade return for Boutte would likely be underwhelming.
Right now, if my choices are a late-round pick (fifth or sixth) or letting him walk after this season—assuming he remains professional when it matters—I’m leaning toward keeping him. With this group, the Patriots are in far too advantageous a position to do otherwise.

Vinny Jace is a special contributor to The15net.com. He does not live in Jonathan City.

06/03/26 Cleaning Out the Sports Junk Drawer

Arthur. Juan. Brown.

Dianna Russini died for this trade.

Lately I’ve really been enjoying when something horrific happens during a Red Sox game to switch over to Sirius and rewinding to hear the reaction of smiley Flemming.

If the Spurs win this TITAL expect to see that Kornet block replayed forever.

Did everyone remember to wish a Happy Pride Month to the fake bisexual sports media gals?

Roman Anthony was built using parts made by Fiat.

I’m just happy one of the teams sponsored by a middle eastern airline won the big footie match.

Lou Damn Merloni never shuts up about using challenges.

Tired: ‘5th round picks are worthless, YOU overvalue them’ Wired: ‘how can you throw in a 5th rounder? Desperate!’

Ok if it’s a meteor where the hell did it land?

Cakes are cooking for Jim Gentile, Ian Hunter, Billy Cunningham, Hale Irwin, John Dykstra, Suzi Quattro, Deniece Williams, Dan Hill, Ibrahim Hussain, Scott Valentine, Steve Lyons, Dorothee “Doro” Pesch, Kerry King, Nelson Liriano, Mike Gordon, Anderson Cooper, Samantha Sprackling, Carl Everett, John Hodgman, José Molina, Az-Zahir Hakim, Cris, Travis Hafner, Al Horford, Rafael Nadal, Lalaine, and beabadoobee.

I’d assume this isn’t supposed to be my takeaway but isn’t it odd how when confronted with his own mortality Chris Gasper puts down the thesaurus and writes like normal person? Anyhoo, don’t die from cancer, man.

Hulking black teenager who’s really into Dragon Ball Z is one of the foundational American archetypes.

Bob Cousy calls A.J. Brown, ‘Arthur.’ Probably.

In other Red Sox rehab news, Garrett Crochet “can now spend several minutes in the same room as a baseball without crying.”

All the experts said the Thunder was a dynasty after winning 1 championship last year.

The Onwenu restructure is roughly the 37th story in a row that was not broken by the local Patriots beat writers. But we’re absolutely supposed to take them and everything they say seriously though.

After that Game 7 performance, Chet Holmgren should probably drop the blaccent.

I liken the way Eagles fans consume professional sports to the way young girls play with dolls.

I met Dee Brown once after he won the dunk contest. I panicked and gave him a rhinestone Chicago Bulls hat to autograph. (It was 1993 and that was the style at the time)

Hey gang of bakers and bakerinas, this week’s Phrase that Pays is, “Remove me from the future.”

People who think it’s actually supposed to be consistently hot here in New England during the month of May are lunatics.

Did the announcer just say Balogun is good with his feet? I hope so, he’s playing soccer.

I don’t care what FIFA wants, I’m still calling the place up in Foxboro where the World Cup matches are gonna be played Schaefer Stadium.

Television man is crazy,
Saying we’re juvenile deliquent wrecks-
Oh, man, I need TV when I got T-Rex,
Oh, brother, you’ve guessed, I’m a dude, dad!

If you’re thinking about killing yourself because Claude Lemieux died, please do it. (Necessary Legal Disclaimer goes here)

Did the Browns trade Myles Garrett to further disenfranchise Shadeur? IJATQ

Bret Michaels doesn’t want the gig?

Green Line C & D Branch Update: Normal service has resumed on the D Branch between Riverside & Brookline Hills. Shuttle buses continue to replace service on the C Branch between Cleveland Circle & Coolidge Corner.

Goodwill famously only sells brand new clothes.

Just wait until someone reads the news to Ted Johnson!

Can I PLEASE get a break from Jelly Roll?

“Tony Farmer is an important man.” – Senator Arlen Specter, if he were still on this side of the grass.

She’d like to model, or maybe act, or start a magazine
Before she signs any big contracts, she better learn to read
But in her dreams she’s the queen of the fashion regime

You ask me do I love you, does the Pope live in the woods?
Quod Erat Demonstrandum, baby. (“Ooh, you speak french!”)

She’s an AIRHEAD.
Stungun and mace, Kharmann Ghia plates say “Lost in Space”
She’s an AIRHEAD.
Thousands in trust, cusp Aquarius – get serious.
She’s an AIRHEAD.
Tinted contacts don’t change the fact that black is black.
She’s an AIRHEAD.
And while I’m impressed with the size of that chest,
she’s not an intellectual giant…

Migratory grifters pretending they knew who Claude Lemieux or Ray Bourque was before last week? Not cool.

Speaking as someone who is from NYC, chopped cheese has been a fabric of the culture of NYC food BROADLY since the late 90s early 2000s What we NOT gonna do is pull some crazy revisionist history when it comes to chopped cheese.

The Red Sox hate Fenway Park. Which is unfortunate because I love Fenway Park.

Nespresso!

Honk if you remember saxophonist Homer ‘Boots’ Randolph.

First Peabs, now Peabo. You’ll be missed, Mr. Bryson.

I like the narrative immediately swinging to “you hafta get a WR1!” To “YOU overpaid!” It’s almost as if they just need grist for the disingenuous grist mill.

I couldn’t solve today’s SteveRdle.

It would be sooooo epic if Kendra stumbled upon a Namibian village where the inhabitants were wearing Jaguars’ 2017 Super Bowl shirts.

C+C Music Factory questionable for July 4 with an upper body injury.

I’m sure Raymond Berry died contented secure in the knowledge his leading the Patriots to their 1st Super Bowl appearance and a winning overall record as HC is sufficient to earn a place in the Patriots Hall of Fame…eventually.

Happy National Egg Day.

Are these Unobstructed View commercials supposed to be enticing me to watch it?

It’s low-key kinda disrespectful to take Cam Newton’s number.

What’s with these horrible uniforms I’m seeing? “CLE!” “The Lou?” WTF?

Dan Lifshatz must have been betting on D1 tennis.

Well, if Colorado or Montreal can’t compete for the right to hoist Lord Stanley’s Cup, at least the famously hockey-mad burgs of Raleigh, North Carolina and Las Vegas, Nevada qualified to play.

Peter King never claimed Greg Bedard was almost a baseball coach!

Best bet for the weekend: no rainouts at Yankee Stadium.

Fish? Squished.

Material from interviews, wire services, Twitter, Meta, other writers, league and team sources, Joe Giza, and the members of #the15 were used in this column. All the young dudes.

There’s something different about Lucy, what is it though?
Kicky bangs? No. A new eyeshadow? No, that’s not it, either.
Huh. I’m stumped.

Guest Patriots Column – What Can A.J. Brown Do For NE?

better start reading Erhardt-Perkins, buddy.

By Vinny Jace, Special to the15net dot com:

It’s difficult in the moment to gauge how you’ll ultimately feel about a transaction like the one the Patriots just made for star wideout Arthur Juan ‘A.J.’ Brown. The new-car smell evaporates quickly and gives way to pessimism. But the truth is we won’t know for sure until the fall whether this is the move that pushes the defending AFC champions over the top.

The Brown/Patriots/Eagles affair was the worst-kept secret in the league for months. You only had to wait until four o’clock on the afternoon of June 1, when Philadelphia was no longer on the hook for the 29-year-old wideout’s massive $43.4 million dead-money cap hit, to consummate the deal.

The Eagles wanted cap relief and assets; the Patriots wanted a big-name weapon to pair with their blue-chip quarterback and solid wide receiver group. Safe to assume both sides got what they wanted. The Eagles get to split Brown’s salary between the 2026 and 2027 seasons while picking up a 2028 first-round pick in the process. The Patriots finally land the big-name weapon that has eluded this team since Randy Moss (or Brandin Cooks, depending on how you look at it).

Philadelphia had clearly lined their ducks up in a row, knowing Brown wasn’t sticking around. They drafted a wide receiver with their first-round pick this year, promoted DeVonta Smith as their WR1, and stayed relatively quiet on trade partners beyond New England. This entire saga lacked significant drama because it had felt inevitable since October of last season, when Brown and quarterback Jalen Hurts had a very public falling out.

The red flags are obvious for the Patriots. Brown is quick to let players, coaches, and the media know when he’s dissatisfied. He stomped his way out of a well-run Eagles organization.

Happy times are here again?

It’s easy to envision him burning bridges with Mike Vrabel, clashing with Josh McDaniels, and forcing Drake Maye to deal with the kind of prima donna behavior that can be cancerous to a young star quarterback.

Historically, you’d rather be the team unloading a vaunted WR1 than acquiring him. Once a big-money wide receiver is over 28, his chances of consistently living up to that contract tend to decline.

Yet the appearance of security a star like Brown provides often leads teams to overlook that reality. Football remains the one major sport where you can realistically build from within and still have the flexibility to pounce on the right opportunity.
You very rarely buy a championship in pro football. What New England is hoping for is that Brown has a seismic enough impact to make the offensive line, linebacker depth, and defensive line concerns irrelevant.

Brown is already showing significant wear and tear after seven seasons of bruising, bully-ball work with the Titans and Eagles. His physical style has taken a toll: double knee surgery after his rookie contract, repeated knee issues, and clear athletic decline (his yards-after-catch average dropped to a career-low 12.9 this past season).

Many are comparing this deal to the Patriots’ past acquisitions of Randy Moss or Brandin Cooks, but the circumstances and player profiles aren’t the same. Moss was older but cost only a fourth-round pick. Cooks was just 24, cost a first- and a third-rounder, and was flipped for two firsts a year later. Brown cost significant draft capital, is five years older than Cooks was at the time, and comes with larger question marks.

Howie Roseman is an excellent general manager. If Eliot Wolf is truly running the show in Foxboro, it’s hard to see him getting outmaneuvered here. The Patriots got their shiny new toy and have officially “won” the offseason. History shows that rarely translates into winning actual games.

Case in point.

Vinny Jace is a special contributor to The15net.com. He was not born and raised in South Philadelphia.

05/28/26 Cleaning Out the Sports Junk Drawer

Hey Jaylen-

Kevin, Bert Bell coined the term ‘sidepiece’.

Whenever a Montreal fan complains about the referees an angel loses its wings.

Do we really have to call a grown man “Wemby”?

Rich Hill was on one inning, and Lou Merloni had a whole pizza in front of him. Jim Rice is on the next inning and the pizza was gone.

It’s definitely been staying lighter out later this year, no?

Celtics Derrick White is the only Gaurd on the NBA All Defensive First Team.

My favorite part of THE MANDALORIAN AND GROGU was seeing Cape Cod become a part of the galaxy far, far away. Not sure what planet or location it was but the topography definitely appears Cape-inspired.

Paderborn back up in the Bundesliga where they belong.

Every action shot of SGA is just him mugging like Michael Winslow in Police Academy.

A Red Sox-level tapout from the Cavs. Shameful.

Name news: The new Red Sox reliever is Tyron Guerrero, not Tayron Guerrero. There has been a clerical error throughout his career that’s now corrected.

You can tell I’m a huge US soccer fan by how much I hate all the players.

Why do I listen to the SiriusXM Beatles channel Top 100 Beatles songs each Memorial Day weekend when I know am only going to get angry?

Cakes are cooking for Carroll Baker, Hans Dulfer, Terry Crisp, Gladys Knight, Rudolph Giuliani, John Fogerty, John Wells, Roland Gift, Eugene Robinson, Beth Herr, Glen Rice, Kari Wuhrer, Kylie Minogue, Ekaterina Gordeeva, Marco Rubio, Pat Peake, Elisabeth Hasselbeck, Alexa Davalos, Jhonny Peralta, Colbie Calliat, and Michael Oher.

Have more guys thrown out at home in one weekend. I would be so mad at the 3rd base coach if I knew who he was.

They really are going to ruin Nate Bargatze for me by making him do movies, aren’t they?

I came this close to buying a new OTAs hat today but then remembered it’s better to wait until they are over so I can get one on sale.

Revs had trouble handling the CLT. I can relate. Wait, what?

I wish the Red Sox would just cut ties with Clemens. Or else just retire his number. It’s like the world’s longest foreplay. Do it or don’t but stop making me watch you dry hump each other.

Poor Sidney just had one of the toughest JEOPARDY! outings these eyes have ever seen. Looked like stage fright + not getting the buzzer thing down.

I have 3 retarded dogs, all various sizes and all mutts. Non of them piss indoors, or are afraid of the rain. Al Kaprielian can suck my dick.

Kyle wants us to race on, man. Enjoy the race, it’s what he wants.

Pretty sure I just saw the newly-crowned D3 national lacrosse champs @TuftsJumbos crushing Chick-Fil-A at Reagan National.

This new Spidey/Nic Cage joint now has my attention.

I can’t watch an OKC/NY finals. I’ll be too tempted to root for the Knicks and that will (a) feel disgusting and (b) be a miserable experience because they’ll get their teeth kicked in.

Hey gang of boring autists, this week’s Phase that Pays is, “Ended up having to order a button online, doesn’t match exactly.”

Coruscant should be a candidate for “Star Wars planet or places Kennedy’s drink?”

Mortal Kombat II was fine, but man, if there’s anyone who was going to bring Johnny Cage to life in live action, they NAILED IT with Karl Urban. God, he was fantastic.

Another well-earned vacation for Kendra.

Blue Line: Delays of about 10 minutes while a maintenance train inspects the overhead wires between Airport and Wonderland. Trains may stand by at stations.

I had a couple of check engine lights come on. But they went off after I tightened the gas cap and drove for 20 or so miles. All fix!

Did the batting cages at Kimballs. I think I now require a stint on the DL.

Between GHOST, ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER, and “Hacks”, Tony Goldwyn has played some of the scumbaggiest mofos MF in screen history.

Merloni is as bad as Scal on replays.

My latest great idea: If a hockey team pulls their goalie, the other team should be able to put a 2nd goalie on the ice.

Gorg morning Ging!

Boston Celtics head coach Joe Mazzulla has been named the 2025-26 NBA Coach of the Year, earning the Red Auerbach Trophy.

He got the voices speakin’ riddles
He got the eye as black as coal
He got a suitcase covered with rattlesnake hide
And he stands right in the road.

You got to hidey-hide
You got to jump up run away.
You got to hidey-hidey-hide
The old man is down the road.

Saw Zo at Twin River a week ago. Huge beer gut. 6’5” with sunglassses gave him away. Very good to fans who approached him. Next morning I heard the Awaken180 commercial.

West Ham – Millwall twice next year just like God wanted.

Attn Celtics fans: what the Knicks did in their Game 4 destruction of the Cavs was play classic Tom Heinsohn basketball. That was the greatest fast break clinic since the 70s Celtics, and that includes the 80s “Showtime” Lakers.

Honk if you remember Patrick Roy.

Sal would’ve loved the Spurs parading Coach Pop around like Lou Carnesecca.

Serious NFL business was conducted in the Ground Round!

All time highs are when you’re supposed to invest.

Yes Mut, Red Sox fans chanted ‘sell the team’ because Portnoy popularized the phrase on Barstool merch.

The only thing that’s gay about the UFC is the muscular oiled up dudes in tight shorts rolling around on the ground, rubbing their nutsacks all over each other.

Knicks are in the finals and Shukri is a hyperlocal New Yorker again.

Best bet for the weekend: high temperatures and higher drama at Roland Garros.

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Material from interviews, wire services, Twitter, Meta, other writers, league and team sources, Joe Giza, and the members of #the15 were used in this column. I ain’t no fortunate son.

And happy birthday to actress Christa Miller.

TO’s & Threes – Celtics Column 05/22/26

Science!

By Vinny Jace, Special to the15net dot com:

Last summer, the Celtics were in a dire cap situation, paying over $500 million for a roster without its fulcrum. Brad Stevens spent that offseason offloading Jrue Holiday and Kristaps Porzingis for meager returns. The point wasn’t to receive meaningful player compensation, but salary relief. The Celtics couldn’t even retain Luke Kornet—a player Stevens had called a top priority—despite holding his Bird Rights. The 2025-26 Celtics were in no position to improve and had to rely on in-house talent and bargain-bin additions.

Nearly a year later, the Celtics have significant breathing room between themselves and the first and second aprons. They are below the luxury tax and now possess tools unavailable last offseason: the full mid-level exception, the ability to aggregate salaries to match larger incoming contracts, unfrozen picks they can trade, and a reset repeater tax clock.

This summer, Boston stands at a crossroads: try once more to build around the current core or reshuffle the deck. The argument for minimal changes is that the team already has solid bench depth. They can chalk up their first-round exit to bad luck, hope Jayson Tatum returns stronger in 2026-27 and pray he doesn’t miss another Game 7.
But the reason Tatum missed that game was calf tightness caused by the heavy minutes he was forced to play. The Celtics had to rely on him as their do-it-all forward because players on the roster simply couldn’t replicate what he does. In the past, the Celtics could count on Tatum as an ironman capable of shouldering that burden nightly.

Post-Achilles tear, however, he is more vulnerable. Tatum has achieved a miracle by returning from such a devastating injury so quickly and looking every bit the franchise player. Yet the circumstances around how much the team can put on his plate have changed.
Watching games from the 2024 season, what strikes me most is how diverse the Celtics’ offense was in the playoffs. Opponents could not simply drop in coverage to stifle Boston’s athletic wings, who prefer to score near the rim, because of the game-breaking presence of Al Horford and, for a brief period, Kristaps Porzingis.

The Celtics won’t win another title until they find a big man who can once again make it easier for them to attack close to the basket. Joe Mazzulla has mastered using shooting variance to turn the Celtics into a regular-season machine, but the past two playoffs have shown—in a smaller sample size—that this approach can backfire horribly without offensive diversity.

Even with the available tools, the Celtics face limited high-impact options unless they shop one of Jaylen Brown or Derrick White. Brown is eligible for a two-year extension this October that would likely keep him in Boston for the rest of his prime and make him a Celtic for life if he signs. Brown has been an outstanding player and person for both the team and the Boston community. But this is a cold business. There is a real argument that the Celtics’ downward trend can only be properly addressed if the Jays era ends with his departure—either for a disgruntled superstar (if possible) or a collection of players who better fill out various roster needs.
The best realistic option at center may be bringing back Nikola Vučević, provided the price is right.


His minutes often looked awkward last season; he frequently appeared unsure what to do with his hands, likely due to the finger injury he suffered in March. Still, he serves a purpose, and Mazzulla has managed him effectively by neutralizing his weaknesses and leveraging his strengths. Re-signing Vooch as a backup veteran big on a modest salary would be a quiet win regardless of Boston’s bigger moves. Other options include using the $15 million mid-level exception on Mitchell Robinson to potentially screw over the Knicks. The catch is that this would hard-cap Boston at the first apron, and Robinson has a significant injury history. Boston could end up doing the Knicks a favor.

An uninspiring pool

The free-agent pool for centers is otherwise uninspiring. Upgrading from Luka Garza by chasing Nick Richards is one modest possibility, but that’s about it. Jusuf Nurkić is unlikely to leave Utah, and Robert Williams III will probably command a larger salary than Stevens wants to pay an oft-injured big.
This all circles back to the broader question of whether it’s time to lay the Jays era to rest. Whether targeting Giannis Antetokounmpo or someone like Domantas Sabonis, the changes this team needs cannot happen without moving one of the three highest-paid players while they are still at peak value. The overarching factor is that the Celtics cannot win another title without a big man who can do what Horford once did.
This league has always been dominated to some degree by centers. The Thunder, Spurs, and Knicks all feature game-breaking bigs who can create for themselves and protect the rim. Even a solid, all-around player like Sabonis would feel like a godsend in Boston because the team hasn’t had a big who could meaningfully expand its offensive repertoire in years.

Teams in Boston’s position often double down on the past and pay the price, or they sever ties and risk digging the hole deeper. Denver remains tied to Nikola Jokić and Jamal Murray and hasn’t returned to the Finals since 2023. Milwaukee misidentified its problems by swapping Jrue Holiday for Damian Lillard and now faces the possible end of the Giannis era. Boston cannot afford to be stagnant or foolish. Brown has not minced words: he wants to remain a Celtic and retire here. Boston is his home. But can management realistically believe they will recapture glory by recommitting to this core when the roster has so many other pressing needs?

Vinny Jace is a special contributor to The15net.com. He does not live at the Museum of Science.

2026 Memorial Day Weekend Mixtape Playlist

(Dear The15net dot com Wicked Pissah Beantown Chowderheads Platinum Elite Members; Here is the now-traditional & highly-anticipated musical playlist for your Memorial Day enjoyment. Click HERE to download.)

(This one will be released on two disks over two days. For reasons.)

Disk One-

Hug Like an Eye-talian – The Bangholes

It’s Raining 0.34″ of Men – The Weather BHLs

Call Me (A Needy Douchebag) – Dondie

Midnight Trade to Georgia – Jaylen Brown and the Bricks

Give It Away – Celtics Series Lead

Oh Tazzi – SteveR Perry

Fly Out Courageous – Driveline N Cryin

Where Can Sal Be Now? – Men Chatting at Work

Botox Fox – Mick Gindaloon and His Dumb Polacks

Dirty Dianna (The Kid is Not My Son) Remix – Michael Vrabeson

Taking care of BIZNESS! – Shukri Wrights Overdrive

You Alright? – RA and The Painkillers

I Feel Like A (Random) Number – Dan Kelley and the Silver Bullet Points Band

Have You Ever Seen an Italian Person Before? – Civian Clearwater Revival

(Fake) Rehab – Joshy Poorhouse

Song From That Low Powered Spanish Station in Lawrence That Routinely Beat WEEI Afternoons in the Ratings Goes Here

Sal Is Dead (Miss Him, Miss Him) – Amphibious Spaniards

Fake Plastic Cheeks – Bradyohead

The Dark Side of Running Your Mouth – Pink Froyd

Lifshatz Saw This Coming (And So Did I) – Turkeypie Jefferson

Message/Chat ChatMessage – Masterful Gambit

Lopopolo? – The Vowels Spaghetti Project

The Guys Get Shertenlieb! – The Definition of Insanity (with Paul Anka)

Barstool Instant Merch – The Big Itchy Tags

Make The Proud Young Americans Proud Again – Ron Catamount Muskmelon

Disk Two:

Sunshine, Lollipops & Rainbows – Lansdowne Echo Chamber

Stay Hungry – Twisted Agar

Fake Home Chicago – Stray Katz

Turned Down for Jobs – Lil Andy

I Forgot to Remember to Forget – CoreyB

Bobby Dalbec is More Precious Than a Grapefruit – Shigeyoshi Wholesome Entertainment and Vending Concern Song Group

If I Had a Hammer (I’d Hold It in the Middle) – Peter, Paul & Portnoy

(Don’t Go Back to) Nashua Jersey Mike’s – N.H.H.H.S.

Two Tickets to Game 7 – SPEDdie No Money

HHFCGHIJNNXD UVCXCD – Ozzy Osborne

While Greg Bedard Gently Weeps – The Beetles

No Mas Tequila (Cuttin’ Out The Booze Mix) – Sammy Agar

Shitty Fingers – Doinko Boingo

Papa’s Got a Brand New Gluebag – Dave Brown

My Name Is Joe Murray – Wheezer

Visualization Of The Space Mind Gargamel Part XI: The Idea of Gobert – Dero Spedes

Get Outta Here Cloud – Bob Ryan

I Love Young Americans – David Bowen

Mozart Believes in Me – Kenny Leave Rogers

Hymn To the Fallen Minifans – John Williams feat. El Prez’ Own Marine Life Band

(Have a song suggestion? Or a compliment? Leave it in the comments!)

05/20/26 Cleaning Out the Sports Junk Drawer

Patriots. Community. Day.

I wish Jaylen would shut up OR dribble.

Surprised Mickey Gasper hasn’t been questioned about the Gardner Museum heist.

Hey, everybody. Chill. Wemby ain’t Wilt and Wilt wasn’t Wemby. Very different players. But thanks to Wemby’s versatility you could pair them, and wouldn’t that be frightening?

Why wouldn’t they just keep using an opener for Bello? Because it was actually working?

Too little, too late on that goalie change. methinks.

James Harden should be left on the airport tarmac even though they aren’t flying anywhere.

Kyle Schwarber looks like he could be a Steiner brother.

When the NFL’s schedule release aligns with your colonoscopy prep, you write about both.

In terms of Boston movies, RA thinks he’s Affleck in The Town, but he’s actually Cliff Robertson at the beginning of Charly.

Annie Agar has almost zero white knights.

Way to let slip your husband had a no-show job with the Sox, second Mrs. Varitek.

Florio suggesting that Russini was pressured into fucking Vrabel the same day someone finds her thirst trap video is perfect. No notes.

Cakes are cooking for Sadaharu Oh, Tison Street, Cher, Craig Patrick, Steve George, Jane Wiedlin, Bronson Pinchot, Susan Cowsill, Tony Goldwyn, David Wells, Todd Stottlemyre, Mindy Cohn, Busta Rhymes, Matt Czuchry, Mike Flanagan, Jayson Werth, Rachel Platten, Sierra Boggess, Chris Froome, Enes Kanter Freedom, Harris Reed, Tara Davis-Woodhall, and Trinity Rodman.

Genuinely woke up and immediately smiled thinking about how I get to watch Wemby later. Like first thought of the entire day.

It’s 2026 and we are complaining about not getting Brusder Gratarol in the Betts deal?

Tony ‘Engagement’ Farmer. Boom. Roasted.

It’s not until you start listening to Bill Simmons with your young kids in the car that you realize how often he curses – including dropping f-bombs – on air. We were listening to his episode with Nick Wright, and I felt like I’d brought my kids to see Goodfellas.

Not a lot of babies being named Bob like there used to be.

Homemade mayonnaise?

Blue Line Update: Shuttle buses are replacing service between Wonderland and Revere Beach due to an issue with the overhead wire at Wonderland. Please expect delays as shuttles are dispatched.

Scal discovered Cooper Flagg and Stephen Curry.

I love a last name that reminds me of how Superman was paralyzed.

In accordance with his will, Mark Fuhrman’s Nazi memorabilia will be bequeathed to Curt Schilling.

I wonder why the white guy with a racially ambiguous name and million+ followers that commentates on the NBA chooses not to use an actual picture of himself?

It’s just easier to function when it’s pleasant outside and not awful.

Dave Mlicki pitched the very first regular-season game between the Mets and Yankees in 1997, and he shut out the defending champions, spinning curveballs and striking out eight. Any list of great Subway Series performers starts with him.

Hey gang of professional word-users, this week’s Phrase that Pays is, “You can see all the water shining on the grass.”

Man, how about that footie match? Blimey!

Mickey Gasper looks like if you incorporated Mario into RBI baseball with a cheat code.

Honk if you remember Schlitz beer.

‘Sir Winston Tulips’ was Upton Bell’s Provincetown stage name for the summer of 1980.

Maybe the Red Sox should let Tolle close his own starts?

Seems I’ve got to have a change of scene
Every night I have the strangest dreams
Imprisoned by the way it could have been
Left here on my own or so it seems
I’ve got to leave before I start to scream
Won’t someone lock the door and turn the key

Feeling alright (oh, no)
I’m not feeling too good myself (on, no)
If I feeling alright (oh, no)
I’m not feeling that good myself, yeah (oh, no)

Apparently there are people who are so anti-vaccine that they aren’t getting their dogs their rabies shots!!! WTF is that?! Never read Cujo?!

Who forgot to say Spida?

According to Annie Agar, she lost weight because she stopped eating refined sugar. Her entire diet must have consisted of refined sugar.

Kendrick Perkins needs to explode like Mr. Creosote.

You guys are so upset about the Red Sox being the only Boston team left when you could just be watching the Giro d’italia and then the Tour de France and then the Vuelta and then the world championships and then oh my goodness what’s this is that cyclocross I see!?

That is blatant Free Jacks erasure.

That fella who won the PGA Championship looked a bit too dusky to be an Englishman to me. Must be the coal dust.

Isiah Kiner-Falefa has now played all nine positions in the big leagues.

Hailey Van Lith sounds like an indie band name.

Break up the Revs?

The Buffalo Sabres fans can go back to not having jobs now, I guess.

Best bet for the weekend: reports of record-breaking travel.

Just sayin’.

Material from interviews, wire services, Twitter, Meta, other writers, league and team sources, Joe Giza, and the members of #the15 were used in this column. Take these broken wings And learn to fly again Learn to live so free.

RIP to careless chanteuse Claudine Longet. She’s with Spider Sabich again, possibly.

05/13/26 Cleaning Out the Sports Junk Drawer

I’m not crying, you’re crying.

Patriots first pick Caleb Lomu..6’6” 313 pounds is an AVID golfer..

Just a reminder Bostonians, Mickey Gasper has a moustache, while Chris Gasper has a beard.

First the Peebs, now the Fleet are done with the ‘yoffs too?

I hate the Montréal Canadiens with a burning passion, but sacre merde it must be unbelievable to watch a playoff game in their ol’ barn.

Jarren Duran shouldn’t be on any social media at all. No forms of communication except telegraph.

Actually, you can eject Wemby from a playoff game for that.

Maybe Mike Vrabel will get a year off like Cora did. Steve Roenicke available?

WWE is in its WCW era.

Nothing like the drip drip drip of NFL schedule release week.

Way to heroically win one more playoff game than the Celtics did, Sixers.

Something you may not know: Greg Weissert is a clubhouse glue guy. A close friend of Crochet, Story, Duran and the group of bigger names on the roster. A key cog in the clubhouse culture.

Being serious I can’t wait for the Patriots schedule to drop. Going week by week and figuring out which games I’m attending is awesome.

Mitch Johnson looks like one of the ethnically ambiguous backup dancers from “Hamilton.”

Cakes are cooking for Roch Carrier, Harvey Keitel, Senta Berger, Armistead Maupin, “Blue” Lou Marini, Magic Dick Salwitz, Stevie Wonder, Paul Thompson, David Simon, Dennis Rodman, Chris Washburn, Darius Rucker, Parrish J. Smith, Tom Nalen, Josh Taves, Pusha T, Barry Zito, Mike Bibby, Sunny Leone, Lena Dunham, Robert Pattinson, Tyrann Mathieu, Willson Contreras, and Morgan Wallen.

Bob Ryan spending his golden years replying to everyone on twitter is a cautionary tale for the sports debate industrial complex.

Trevor Bauer just needs to get Josina Anderson in his camp.

Duran deleting his whole Instagram account and not just the offending Holley post signals to everyone that he’s having a mental crash out, and that’s his comfort zone. Can’t criticize me!

I hope the $12.5M cap hit next season for the Grizzlies Brandon Clarke gets removed. Right thing to do.

Blue Line: Delays of about 10 minutes while a maintenance train inspects the overhead wires between Airport and Wonderland. Trains may stand by at stations.

Everyone whines about nepotism with regard to Noah Eagle. Did he have certain advantages to get his foot in the door? Of course. That’s called life. But once you’re in the door, you need to be good to stay there. And he is excellent.

TwoTimes tried to warn us.

Hey gang of innkeepers, this week’s Phrase that Pays is, “If you got time to tweet, you’ve got time to be neat.”

Is Ken the new WALLDICK? I’m missing out on all the zoinks action.

Philly must have contracted the Mazulla Myth, it must spread by human contact.

Bobby Cox didn’t die like five years ago? Huh.

You can call it what you wanna
I call it messin’ with the kid.

You know you’re at a good brewery when the two TV’s are playing women’s soccer and rodeo.

It’s UFC, not EBT.

Musta got lost, musta got lost, musta got lost
Somewhere down the line
Musta got lost, musta got lost
Give away the day you were mine.

That scene in the Netflix documentary where Cora was preparing the other coaches to handle Duran’s feelingzzzz if he didn’t make the all star team was so embarrassing.

Vic Morrow got an autopsy, too.

Jersey Mike’s turkey and provolone is one of the best subs you’ll ever have.

LeBron must be hating all the ‘will he or won’t he retire’ attention.

When Tolle walks off the mound he looks like a local stumbling out of Triple O’s in 1983.

Matt McCarthy also gets his dental work done at Town Fair Tire.

Hilarious to me that Roman Anthony talked up Alex Bregman all offseason as a leader and someone he looked up to, and then the Sox promptly let him go. Mighta been nice to keep a guy like that!

Kara Lawson shoulda been the third contestant on Celebrity Jeopardy! All-Stars with Katie and Mina!

Sad hearing about Ochre from Vengeance of the Nerds. Reminds me of my college days.

Ladies, for your own safety, stop messing with the thermostat!

Best bet for the weekend: tree pollen.

Thass right, sweatie.

Material from interviews, wire services, Twitter, Meta, other writers, league and team sources, Joe Giza, and the members of #the15 were used in this column. I just called, to say, I love you.

And happy birthday to actress and apparently also singer Debby Ryan.

TO’s & Threes – Celtics Column 05/11/26

See you in the fall, old friend.

By Vinny Jace, Special to the15net dot com:

In one word, the 2025-26 Boston Celtics can be described as “confusing.” Heading into the season, the team was top-heavy, with its best player in rehab and its big-man rotation hopelessly thin. On top of that, they asked too much of their top three scorers. From Game 1 of the regular season until the fourth quarter of Game 5 in the first round of the playoffs, we collectively forgot those concerns thanks to players performing above their pay grade, excellent coaching, and championship DNA. From the first man to the last, Joe Mazzulla kept his roster ready. As players saw their roles extended, restricted, and extended again, they remained vigilant and contributed all the same. Prior to the season, the Celtics lost four critical pieces from their championship roster—including three big men and an all-around point guard—and replaced them with bargain-basement finds.

The reason the Celtics are now watching the playoffs instead of participating is that, 12 months ago, Jayson Tatum tore his Achilles tendon. The team viewed the astronomical luxury-tax bill as malpractice if left unaddressed. It was a rare moment of responsibility: essentially burning a year of contention to prepare for Tatum’s return.
Nobody—and I mean nobody—thought in the summer that Tatum would be back by March. To assume anything other than a full-season absence was laughable.

Off the back of a career year from Jaylen Brown, the Celtics exceeded expectations and outperformed their preseason win projection. By the time Tatum returned, they closed the regular season on a strong 13-3 run. Suddenly, the Celtics went from resilient but limited to legitimate title contenders. A rematch with the New York Knicks seemed inevitable.

And then the tides turned. Derrick White couldn’t throw the basketball in the ocean. Mazzulla’s reluctance to bench Sam Hauser for Payton Pritchard led to poor offensive results at the exact moment Philadelphia was discovering rhythm with a returning Joel Embiid. With no sufficient answer for how to defend Embiid, the Celtics got gashed inside and were left at the mercy of their three-point shooting—which often went cold due to a lack of offensive diversity that only became apparent recently.

Game 7’s loss confirmed that this team is in fact going backwards, and the goodwill built from the championship run is on shaky ground. Mazzulla is no longer the epic wunderkind who could turn chicken shit into chicken salad. He’s a flawed architect of a system that relies too heavily on three-point variance and its superstar. Jaylen Brown is no longer the Finals MVP and borderline First Team All-NBA player. He’s now viewed as a braggart who couldn’t cash the checks when it mattered most—never mind that he actually did so before. We have the memory of goldfish.

There are facts that cannot be ignored, even if we wish to downplay the hyperbole. Tatum’s Box Score Plus/Minus this postseason was once again over +8. While fantastic for him individually—especially considering what he went through just months earlier—it highlights a team that lacks answers beyond its star. Fans often share clips of the gravity Tatum commands, with multiple teammates left wide open. The problem over the last two years is that the Celtics have lacked the ability to make defenses pay for that over-help by attacking in the post.

Kristaps Porzingis, in 2024, filled that void even while injured for much of the playoff run. It created avenues for Boston to diversify its offense, allowed Tatum to contribute despite poor shooting, and prevented role players like White from being overtaxed. When Porzingis was sidelined, the Celtics’ offense reverted to “Mazzulla-ball”—a wrinkle that caught opponents off guard because there wasn’t 82 games of film on it. Now it’s a staple, and teams know how to cut off circulation to everyone below the top two.

The discount Boston Celtics are victims of their own success. They got so good they managed to break our hearts in the end. The 76ers are no longer the little brother. After years of stepping on rakes, they are the ones celebrating at our expense. We can console ourselves with the fact that Philadelphia’s entire project since 2013 led to this moment—their crowning achievement. Sam Hinkie tweeting a clapping GIF not because his golden goose won a championship, but because they beat a transitional Celtics team in seven games—where Boston’s best player missed the decisive contest—and they almost blew it anyway.

None of that matters now. The 76ers have the edge. The next time they come to Boston, they’ll bring an undeniable, unbearable swagger that the Celtics must destroy. Reasserting dominance after losing ground is never easy.

Brad will know what to do.



The core of Tatum, Brown, and White is locked in and going nowhere. The Celtics won’t do what Milwaukee did and jettison a core piece for a big name—they aren’t that desperate yet. Mazzulla is on trial with the fans, but Brad Stevens remains committed to his coach. Their cap situation remains complex, with some breathing room but not enough for radical shifts. If they nibble around the margins, stay below the luxury-tax line, and reset the repeater tax clock, they’ll be able to spend back up to the aprons in 2027 without the massive compounding penalties from 2024 and 2025.
We all hate to hear it, but 2026-27 will likely be another gap year. They may use the $27.7 million trade exception from the Anfernee Simons deal to acquire a high-level starter, along with their $15.1 million mid-level exception.

Free-agent bigs that come to mind:

•  Jusuf Nurkić

•  Sandro Mamukelashvili

•  Robert Williams

•  Nick Richards

All situational backup bigs who can do what Garza did—only better.
Trade candidates:

•  Daniel Gafford

•  Onyeka Okongwu

Also situational bigs who would likely cost draft capital and/or a player.

The free-agent pool at guard is barren, with Jevon Carter the only realistic name the Celtics might pursue.

It’s going to be a long, boring summer. Today belongs to the 76ers and their second-round opponents in New York. Hopefully, by the summer of 2027, that will have all changed.

Vinny Jace is a special contributor to The15net.com. He does not live in the past.

05/06/26 Cleaning Out the Sports Junk Drawer

Of course.

The show that was terrible on WZLX isn’t better on a worse station? Huh.

I’m just saying it’s awfully suspicious that Spirit Airlines went under right before every other sports fan in Boston was ready to drive Jaylen to the airport.

The Toronto Maple Leafs are lucky like Whitey Bulger when it comes to the Draft lottery.

Sports is supposed to be enjoyable but often sports is not.

Where’s the second longest bar in Worcester?

Ted Johnson wearing glasses makes me laugh every time.

Cakes are cooking for Masanori Murakami, Bob Seger, Jimmie Dale Gilmour, Mary MacGregor, David Leestma, Lynn Whitfield, Tony Blair, Tom Bergeron, Tim Simpson, Kate Collins, Julianne Phillips, George Clooney, Roma Downey, Mark Bryan, Martin Brodeur, Brooke Bennett, Edyta Sliwinska, Jason Witten, Adrianne Palicki, Gabourey Sidibe, Chris Paul, Emily Armstrong, Goran Dragić, Meek Mill, Dominika Cibulková, Jose Altuve, Naomi Scott, and Angel Reese.

I didn’t see the exit interview, did Jaylen say something pseudointellectual and glib?

The divorced whore table at the Knights was particularly aggressive the other night. I was focused on the game.

Hey, at least we don’t have to deal with any more stupid streaming-only Celtics playoff games this year.

Hey gang, this week’s Phrase that Pays is, “I love that for them.”

Red Sox with a modest win streak?

Congratulations Stefon Diggs on your courtroom victory. Also; plan on being bankrupt about 5 minutes after retiring.

Green Line C Branch: May 6-17

Shuttle Buses replace service between Cleveland Circle & Kenmore for maintenance. Shuttles will not service Saint Mary’s Street, Kent Street, or Brandon Hall. Riders at Cleveland Circle can use the D Branch at Reservoir.

Does anyone in the world buy the middle tier of gasoline between unleaded and premium? Who is it for?

John Sterling. In life all good things come to an end, Suzyn. Like his shoehorning a Bambino-esque nickname for every Yankee player. RIP.

I stopped following Amaka Ubaka on Facebook tonight.

Divisive denim trend Szn!

Imagine being forced to scrub the floors while Bart Simpson menacingly informs you that your thetans are out of whack.

Punching Austin Reeves should be mandatory.

CVS needs to cool it with the text messages. I’ll pick up my prescriptions when I damn well please.

Buy gayer grass seed.

The Met Gala? Three Gobbles.

I would have watched Jaylen review tape on Twitch but, you know, I don’t have a gaming chair.

I woke last night to the sound of thunder
How far off I sat and wondered?
Started hummin’ a song from 1962
Ain’t it funny how the night moves?

When you just don’t seem to have as much to lose
Strange how the night moves
With autumn closin’ in…

Honk if you remember when Pinkberry was at the Prudential.

I heard Spurs-Timberwolves Game 2 can only be seen with a View-Master.

A power strip is what everything plugs into. Electricity.

Robert Edward Turner III. He’s why everyone grew up watching the Atlanta Braves on the SuperStation TBS. RIP.

I’m sure Kevin Durant won’t poison the next team he ends up with.

Best bet for the weekend: Cosplay Canadians in Buffalo outplay the genuine Canadiens.

Soon.

Material from interviews, wire services, Twitter, Meta, other writers, league and team sources, Joe Giza, and the members of #the15 were used in this column. Night Moves.

Of course Bianca is sad that the Bruins and Celtics playoffs are over, but she’s smiling her way through it.

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