So there. For the 4th consecutive autumn, the Red Sox arenot going to win the World Series.
Who does Ime Udoka think he is; Gene Lavanchy?
Get well soon, Mac Jones. Hoyer will game-manage until you are well. Say well more.
Always interesting to see which MLB teams remember to wish their Jewish fans a happy new year.
But Brett Favre!!
Bruins. No pressure on you.
Happy METCO Gorilla Day. At least John & Gerry learned their lesson from that one.
Cakes are cooking for Bridgitte Bardot, Steve Largent, Ron Fellows, Anne White, Grant Fuhr, Janeane Garofolo, Moon Unit Zappa, Jeezy, Emeka Okafor, St. Vincent, and Hilary Duff.
The Bills Mafia Kubler-Rossing their way through not getting the 20-0 season they expected is pleasantly diverting.
This Judge home run watch has turned into a slog, like waiting for Yaz’s 3,000 hit.
Actually was in line behind a nice little old lady who held up the 12 Items or Less lane by paying with a check. It was like an Elvis sighting.
Biggest thing I took out of that whole segment is not only Jeys demeanors with Sami but Jey sideyeing Roman hard when he had the mic and Roman asked for it back.
There are still 77 newspapers?
Red Line Reminder: Shuttle buses replace train service between JFK/UMass and Broadway this weekend, October 1 – 2, from start to end of service.
Maybe don’t let the players pick the next coach?
Ravens DT Michael Pierce suffered a biceps tear in Sunday’s win, sources say, but there is not definitive word yet on how to proceed and if Pierce can continue playing at some point this season. Those tests and decisions are ongoing.
At least Roush Fenway Keselowski Racing was competitive.
Hey gang of Woj Bombers, this week’s Phrase that Pays is, “Ime and Rob both finish inside.”
Dean Wormer, how many NESN360 subscribers are coming in to see Jared Carrabis get another tattoo?
You know the dealer, the dealer is a man With a lot of grass in his hand Ah but the pusher is a monster Good God he’s not a natural man The dealer, for a nickel lord He’ll sell you lots of sweet dreams Ah but the pusher’ll ruin your body Lord he’ll leave… he’ll leave your mind to scream. God damn ahh the pusher. God damn, God damn the pusher. I said God damn God, God damn the pusherman.
I do have to admit I have been very disappointed that Aaron Judge’s hair has not fallen out this season.
Proper begging the question usage is my love language.
I still have yet to hear an explanation as to how Ser Criston Cole could just beat a knight (and loved of the King Consort) to death at the wedding of the heir to the Iron Throne and it’s just ignored? I know Alicent scoops him up but that’s a lot to ignore. lol
I guess Boegarts screwing up Judge’s Triple Crown bid would be a nice send-off.
It’s a leg. Calais Campbell landed on it. The doctors will take a look.
Don Orsillo has broadcast 3,000 MLB games. That’s something like 875,000 pitches counted!
Honk if you remember when cars always had cigarette lighters on the dashboard.
Don’t worry, England; The NFL is coming to Tottenham Hotspur Stadium to heal your City of London.
I’m going to still be writing 5782 on my checks until Cheshvan! Such a tsuris!
Kyed’s sideways move to PFF seems to have really paid off for him.
Did Celtics interim HC Joe Mazzulla’s family come from the same village in Italy as Mike Tirico’s?
Hope someone asks Myles Garrett how the car crash felt.
Note out of the Marlins clubhouse: Richard Bleier is believed to be the first Jewish player to be called for 3 balks in one inning on Rosh Hashanah.
Did the famously tough NYC media grill Coach Saleh about his phone call from Trump? I thought as much.
Aloha means ‘goodbye’. Aloha, NFL Professional Bowl.
Good seats still available for the Tampa Bay Ray’s final visit to Fenway Park October 3rd-5th.
Material from interviews, wire services, Twitter, Meta, other writers, league and team sources, Bill James, BSMW poster Lebron, plus the members of#the15 wereused in this column. Last night I held Aladdin’s lamp and so I wished that I could stay. Before the thing could answer me, well, someone came and took the lamp away.
(From The15 Archives, originally published on this date in 2019.)
The Day Drew Almost Died
(Sung to the tune of Don McLean’s “American Pie.”)
A long, long time ago… I can still remember how that QB used to make me smile. And I thought if he had the chance, That he could make Krafty Bob dance, And maybe we’d be happy for a while.
But Parcells leaving made me shiver, And Pete Carroll could not deliver. Good news on the doorsteps; Tom Brady would soon get more reps.
I can’t remember if I cheered, When I read that his artery was sheared, But I sure know that Coach Bill lied, The day Drew almost died.
So bye bye cerebral statue guy. Threw the passes to the D-line, Or hit the corners in stride. And Nick and Ron were drinking whiskey and rye, Singing “Drew is such a nice classy guy”. Drew is such a nice classy guy.
Does Drew even read his Book of Plays? Then why’d he just pass it to the Tampa Bays, If the Coach didn’t tell him so? You don’t believe in gaining yards, You can’t be saved by Parcells and Cafar…do. And can you teach me how to move real slow?
Well, I know the media’s in love with him, ‘cause I saw one slurpin’ on his Jim, He got down on his knees, Man, I dig that dig-nity.
I was a lonely Globie in Foxboro, With a speed-dial line to Tom Donohoe. But I knew I had nowhere left to go, The day Drew almost died.
I started singing, Bye bye cerebral statue guy, Threw the passes to the D-line, Or hit the corners in stride. And Nick and Ron were drinking whiskey and rye, Singing “Drew is such a nice classy guy”. Drew is such a nice classy guy.
Now for five years we been on our own, Zeffross Moss grows fat, and we’ve had Michael Stone, But that’s not how it used to be. When the Statue took a nut crushing sack, With skills he borrowed from Mike Tomczak, And footwork that made him look, like a tree.
Oh, and while the Statue was on the turf, Tommy led the Patriots rebirth. The Drew era was adjourned, No more picks would be returned, And while Borges ripped the coach for Starks, The QB moved to Orchard Park, And we raised banners in the dark, The day Bledsoe almost died…
We were singing, Bye bye cerebral statue guy, Threw the passes to the D-line, Or hit the corners in stride. And Nick and Ron were drinking whiskey and rye, Singing “Drew is such a nice classy guy”. Drew is such a nice classy guy.
Tall, strong slinger with a broken finger, Passes not complete but they sure were zingers. Six and two but falling fast. Drew often ended up on the grass, Whenever he tried for a forward pass. With the jokes in the press box giving Coach such sass.
Now Mo Lewis’ hit was sweet perfume, As the stench of Bledsoe’s failures loomed, We all got up to dance, As the new guy got a chance. Oh, as Brady played with nerves of steel, The Statue’s limits were soon revealed. Six Banners now hang above the field, Where Drew, he nearly died.
We started singing, Bye bye cerebral statue guy, Threw the passes to the D-line, Or hit the corners in stride. And Nick and Ron were drinking whiskey and rye, Singing “Drew is such a nice classy guy”. Drew is such a nice classy guy.
And there we were down in Foxboro, A QB lookin’ oh so slow, With another I-N-Teeeeeee. Drew be nimble, Drew be sacked, Mo nearly broke poor Drew’s back, But he played with dignity-y-y.
Oh, and as I watched him dive off the stage, Tameeka’s disks cost 1.2 mil to assuage. Max Lane could not repel, Made Reggie White fast as a gazelle. And as the blames piled high into the night, Couldn’t be Drew, he was alright, I saw Borges laughing with delight, The day Drew almost died.
He was singing, Bye bye cerebral statue guy, Threw the passes to the D-line, Or hit the corners in stride. And Nick and Ron were drinking whiskey and rye, Singing “Drew is such a nice classy guy”. Drew is such a nice classy guy.
I met a man who sang the blues, And I asked him for some happy news, But he just smiled and turned away. I looked up that great box score, Of the Minnesota game some years before, But even then some said that Bledsoe couldn’t play.
And ar the Globe: the writers screamed, Nutscrubbers cried, and Ron Borges schemed. But not a word was spoken; The AP feed was broken. And the three men I admire true; The Tuna, Don King and Cerebral Drew, They caught the last train for Montana, too. The day the Drew almost died.
And they were singing, Bye bye cerebral statue guy, Threw the passes to the D-line, Or hit the corners in stride. And Nick and Ron were drinking whiskey and rye, Singing “Drew is such a nice classy guy”. Drew is such a nice classy guy.
They were singing, Bye bye cerebral statue guy, Threw the passes to the D-line, Or hit the corners in stride. And Nick and Ron were drinking whiskey and rye, Singing “Drew is such a nice classy guy”. Drew is such a nice classy guy.
Copyright 2007 BSMW. Lyrics by Kevin, InThisTown, BOSsportsfan34, Smilin’ Joe Hesketh, Miserable Fellow, Marty Nopointe, Joe Dokes, UncleGizmo, and Ironhead.
Thanks for the memories and for retiring as a Bruin, Big Z.
Plawecki DFA’d? The Sox season really ended that day. Although technically it did so several weeks back.
Local Media: “Steelers week two sure looks like a must-win game…” (Patriots win) “…well, that doesn’t count.”
The Celtics will be fine as long as no one else gets injured or needs surgery that will sideline them for 4-6 weeks.
Getting Aaron Judge out of his current pinstriped uniform might make him look less like a giant circus freak.
Nice dub, UMass Football. You too, Boston College.
To be fair, the Connecticut Sun really didn’t stand a chance against Becky Hammon’s giant basketball brain.
Ben Volin understands irony like Alanis Morissette did. Don’t you think?
Cakes are cooking for Stephen King, Artis Gilmore, Cecil Fielder, Maggie Grace, and John Kitna.
That Bucs-Saints game (had) me looking like woah woah what do we have here
Orange Line Update: All fix!
My robot vacuum disappeared under some piece of furniture a couple of weeks ago. I know it is out there somewhere, but I just don’t have the energy to organize a search for it.
You gotta love Portnoy calling Minihane a local show. Kirk took it in stride, like he does with all things.
Character Power Rankings after Episode One:
1. Warlaird Cor Trullblitz the Moosehearted – Where do his true loyalties lie?
2. Anona, Electress of Baverphlact – You go, girl!
3. The Royal Concoctioneer Deem ap Zeem – Hmm, where is this character arc going?
The Appalachian State radio guys apparently broke into some obscure holler dialect or started speaking in tongues.
To me network shows are the channels you can get with an antenna.
Never want to see the ambulance.
I’m kind of waiting to see something that tells me that Triston Casas is better than Bobby Dalbec. So far I haven’t really seen it. Anybody?
News Item: “The Phantom of the Opera” will close on Broadway after 35 years in February 2023.
I search the composting hashtag frequently.
Need a little time to wake up Need a little time to wake up, wake up Need a little time to wake up Need a little time to rest your mind You know you should so I guess you might as well….
What’s the story morning glory? Well?
I’m not one to brag, but all three of my fantasy football teams won the past weekend. Huh? What? Yes; that is so brag-worthy!
you can critique Mac Jones all you want but you better do the same for your boy Justin fields cause if you don’t. We all know why
Is George Wendt in the new Fletch movie?
Here’s the thing; with apple picking: It’s about pie building, not about accumulating Granny Smiths.
You can’t re-ignite the donnybrook, former Coach Kangol.
RIP, Shelby Jordan. His death means that John Hannah is the last survivor of the Pats’ great o-line of the Fairbanks Era: Gray, Lenkaitis, and Sam Adams Sr. all have died.
Aaron Judge is like having two 30-HR guys on the team, but only using one roster spot.
Honk if you remember LoJack.
My lawn? rebounding nicely, thank you.
Gunner Olszewski did a lot of muffing in New England too.
Notice the new Lucky logo at midcourt?
The Patriots are trading OT Justin Herron to the Raiders, per source.
Did Kayce Smith take anything to the face this weekend?
Calling Babe Ruth “a lazy fats tits” because he was overweight the second half of his career is also odd. Alejandro Kirk was was a MLB All Star (deservedly so) in 2022. Baseball players have always come in all shapes and sizes.
When do I get my The FBI’s/NCIS’s Incredible Crossover Event, CBS?
From the Azores to the Ashkenazi, it’s about the beautiful game, Danny.
Best bet for the weekend: Patriots holding Lamar. Demeatrice. Jackson. Jr. under 101 yards rushing.
Material from interviews, wire services, Twitter, Meta, other writers, league and team sources, Bill James, BSMW poster Canadian Soldier, plus the members of#the15 wereused in this column.Don’t leave me high. Don’t leave me dry.
Your Resilient Red Sox only need to go 12-7 over the rest of the season to finish 81-81. That’s doable!
14 15 other NFL teams are also winless, caller. Buck up, lil camper.
Don’t let the Sun win tonight, Aces!
Unless they win out and get help from other squads, the Revolution will not be televised this MLS postseason.
Benching players isn’t a real thing, just like framing pitches.
Bernie Shaw dying the same day as the Queen is the ultimate Farrah Fawcett’ing.
Cakes are cooking for Pete Carroll, Tawny Little, Earnest Byner, DJ Kay Gee, Tom Hardy, Mike Dunleavy, Jr., and Wout van Aert.
A torn pectoral muscle on a Watt brother? Inconceivable!
Plymouth Rock does make Old Sturbridge Village look like Six Flags by comparison.
Owning a samurai sword is in a dead heat with having a face tattoo as the biggest red flag there is.
Hey gang, this week’s Phrase that Pays is, “How, but also hoe.”
Wake up the Echoes. No, really.
Starfucker Bob Kraft loves a Black man with a record more than Quincy Jones does.
News Item: Roger Federer announces his retirement from professional tennis.
Sell wetter ham in the grab-n-go case by the deli, Market Basket!
Jason Garrett brings as much life to an event like Bill Belichick does to a Christmas carol.
Volleyball stadium? They can’t use the basketball gym?
Blue Line: Delays of up to 15 minutes due to a maintenance train inspecting the overhead wires. Trains may be asked to stand by at stations.
Matt Patricia right now is still more successful than YOU, radio talking man. He is. He is!
Suzy Kolber always sounds like she’s smiling as she’s talking. That might sound strange – but I just love listening to her host.
Chargers CB JC Jackson, who is questionable for tonight, is recovering from surgery necessitated by Jackson being born with an extra bone in the back of his ankle, sources say. That extra bone was causing pain and inflammation, so the arthroscopic procedure was to remove it.
Sara Civian is a free agent.
Got to give some cred to Manny Machado, I think. I’ve never been a Machado Man, but he is now in his 11th major league season and has never had anything remotely resembling an off season. Not too many guys have ever done that.
Vincent D’Onofrio being Private Pyle, Edgar The Bug, and Kingpin is fucking throwing me for a loop.
Have a thicker TV.
Sue Bird is retired from the WNBA, but still plans on having more knee injuries.
It ain’t the way you move It ain’t the way that you move me Oh no It ain’t the way you shake It ain’t the way that you shake me Oh no I’ve lived 25 years I’m a kid on the run I got a pistol for action.
That toad Gary Washburn should stick to not knowing basketball.
I have also informed my bees the Queen has died.
Kirk should, he should do a, another true crime podcast, but this one, it would be about what killed WEEI!
Honk if you remember the CableACE Awards.
You should always order your chicken and waffles under an assumed name and not ‘gram the pic until later.
I can’t find any fun sized Three Musketeers bars anywhere; is there a nougat shortage too?
For those wondering, Skeets Quinlan played in 49 NFL games and finished his career with 258 carries for 1,514 yards and 9 TD rushing.
Is the Duke of Dorchester invited to the Queen’s funeral?
In 1994, Bulgaria had the only soccer team where all players last names ended in ‘OV’.
Best bet for the weekend: a real dark place/trap/must-win/rock fight/phone booth/ flu game at no-longer Heinz Field.
Material from interviews, wire services, Twitter, Meta, Buckingham Palace, other writers, league and team sources, Bill James, The Bag Pod podcasters who choose to remain anonymous, BSMW poster NorwoodZip, plus the members of#the15 wereused in this column.God Save the King.
Did the NFL bring the 2022 Lombardi trophy to Los Angeles in case Buffalo leads at halftime?
I demand Gallinari go get a third opinion!!
The Patriots leaving early for Miami is proof they are desperate, caller.
You can’t buy the kind of good publicity you get by scheduling a secret basketball game to entertain inmates which then leaks to the public, as it would.
Xander Bogaerts. Fakest good season ever (non-Benintendi division).
Imagine being the greatest athlete in the history of professional sports and you still have a cvnt wife.
I don’t call LIV Golf ‘Liv; I call it ’54’. Thanks for visiting Boston, Our Friends The Saudis.
Lucy Burdge is doubtless sad about the news of Queen’s Elizabeth II’s health but will still tell you to bet the over on her making it through the weekend.
Cakes are cooking for Rogie Vachon, Aimee Mann, Greg Minor, P!nk, Alexandre Bilodeau, Arrelious Benn, Bruno Fernandes, and Shane Dylan.
By the way, “Magic Number Time” is also known as “football season.”
Probably a good thing dragons were extinct before insurance agencies started. The premiums for riding then would be outrageous.
Always when I’m in the car. Death, taxes and big NBA news when I’m driving!
Oh God, not another hacky Timothée Chalamet impression!
Every football player in the 1940’s was a Polack with a 3-letter first name.
There’s significance to Kenny Pickett being second, and not third, on the depth chart with the Steelers. Means he’ll dress on game day, and that the coaches feel comfortable with him as the guy they put in in a pinch.
If I’m living in Middle Earth I’m not going anywhere near a body of water.
How can Cam work in the produce department, yet be so unfamiliar with green salads?
So the Super Bowl winning teams gets to host the Kickoff Thursday Game? What a great tradition. It must date all the way back to 2020!
Hey gang of diva WR’s, this week’s Phrase that Pays is “silly cap dollars.”
News Item: Patriots traded Mason for a fifth-round pick earlier this offseason.
I can’t log on to my Instagram so I think it’s time to be dramatic and start planning funeral arrangements.
I wonder if Glenn Ordway has enough $ to buy WEEI from Audacy?
The EuroBasket ball looks like one that’s been on the playground for a year, but has that perfectly worn-in feel and comes off your hand just right.
Blue Line Update: Trains are returning to regularly scheduled service.
So the other fake stat creators also hate Tyler “Warren Sharp” Brickner? Good to know.
It always delights me when the Lone Gunmen show up in X-Files episodes.
Explaining to people all the clues that the Queen is actually dying – the kids are all going to Scotland! the BBC is in mourning dress! it’s actually Operation Unicorn because she’s at Balmoral! — like I’m breaking down an episode of House of the Dragon for my mom over here.
Is it called Mount Rainier because of all the rain over there?
I fall to pieces Each time I see you again I fall to pieces How can I be just your friend?
You want me to act like we’ve never kissed You want me to forget (to forget) Pretend we’ve never met (never met)
And I’ve tried and I’ve tried, but I haven’t yet You walk by, and I fall to pieces.
There is a reason why Matthew Stafford described himself as 100% heading into tonight. Following a PRP injection and a non-surgical procedure aimed at healing the elbow, Stafford has completed his 6-month rehab. He’s ready.
I too wish to remain comfortable and at Balmoral.
Yahoo says my fantasy draft grade is a C-?! Well I grade your grading ability a D- then!!
He is just a cornered animal fighting back.
Today is Star Trek Day. So honk if you remember Doctor Spock.
Using the same logic the mediots apply to who’s truly responsible for the Patriots’ success, I think I can safely conclude that Bill Belichick was the only thing keeping Tom and Gisele together.
Hot dogs and French fries are bad for your health? Naw you don’t say?
The final KJ and Dondero Show was broadcast on WEEI Sunday. Also, WEEI had broadcast something called the ‘KJ and Dondero Show’ prior to Sunday, apparently.
Stacey Dash is going to be heartbroken when she finds out about Bernard Shaw and David Arnold. In February. Of 2024. RIP.
So glad Eck was in the booth for Casas’ debut.
Did you ever want to, when in the canned vegetable aisle of the supermarket, just shout out ‘NIBLETS!!” at the top of your lungs? Well don’t; after that they will kindly but firmly ask you to leave.
The Florida humidity turned Jalen Mills’ hair green!
Congratulations on an enviably successful career Serena. Don’t screw it up by un-retiring, like some people do.
Best bet for the weekend: Prince Charles measuring the rooms for new drapes at Buckingham Palace.
Material from interviews, wire services, Twitter, Meta, Buckingham Palace, other writers, league and team sources, Bill James, Bannerman General Ser Reisner, Audacy employees who choose to remain anonymous, BSMW poster Blinded by the Lombardis, plus the members of#the15 wereused in this column.God Save the Queen.
Note: Patrick Scartelli and The Sports Junk Drawer will appear Thursday, owing to the Labor Day holiday. In his place is an excerpt from good friend of The15net dot com, sportswriter Mr. Stanislas Tecumseh Darden, Jr., with an excerpt from his forthcoming book, ‘406 Little-Known Beantown (& Foxborough) Sports Facts!’
At one time, Yawkey Way was known as Jersey Street!
First baseman Bill Buckner’s costly error was in Game 6, not Game 7 of the 1986 World Series!
Celtics Hall-of-Famer Bill Russell was, in effect, traded for the Ice Capades!
And speaking of ice, the Bruins for many years played their home games at the Boston Garden, which has a smaller ice surface than the now standard 200′ x 85′!
Red Sox pitcher Bill “Spaceman” Lee was never an astronaut. The nickname derived from his ‘spacey’ personality!
The New England Patriots actually held a 3-0 in Super Bowl XX!
‘The Splendid Splinter” Ted Williams hit a home run in his final at-bat at Fenway Park!
Despite public perception to the contrary, Atlanta Hawks center Tree Rollins bit Celtics guard Danny Ainge, not the other way around!
The Boston Bruins won a deciding Game 7 versus the Vancouver Canucks in the 2011 Stanley Cup Championship!
Tom Brady was drafted by the Expos in 1995 as a catcher!
The initial of Tom & Jean Yawkey are written in Morse code on the Fenway Park manual scoreboard!
Mr. Robert ‘Bob’ Kraft owned Foxboro Stadium before he bought the New England Patriots!
NBA great Shaquille O’Neal played his final season with the Celtics!
Prior to the 1994 MLB realignment and addition of a so-called ‘wild card’ team, the Yankees and Red Sox were unable to face one another in the playoffs!
Patriots star Troy Brown has received a TD pass and recorded an interception from Drew Bledsoe!
A ‘Bruin’ is an archaic term for a brown bear!
At one time, Jersey Street was known as Yawkey Way!
Celtics GM Arnold ‘Red’ Auerbach drafted Indiana State player Larry Bird an year early!
The Boston Braves baseball team, not the Red Sox, originally helped launch the Jimmy Fund charity!
Gillette Stadium was originally going to be named CMGi Field!
The Boston Garden had no air conditioning!
The left field wall at Fenway Park is know colloquially as “The Green Monster!” It is 37.2 feet high!
The ‘Spoked B’ Boston Bruins logo contains eight spokes!
Boston was the home for one season to a USFL team, called the Boston Breakers!
Former Patriots linebacker Mike Vrabel scored 8 touchdowns with New England, on 8 receptions!
Red Sox great Dennis Eckersley has won a Word Series, a Cy Young Award, and been named the AL Most Valuable Player; as a member of the Oakland Athletics!
In the 1980 NBA Draft, the Celtics traded their #1 overall pick in a swap that netted them center Robert Parrish, and a pick used to select forward Kevin McHale!
Hockey great Robert Gordon ‘Bobby’ Orr signed his first contract with a Bruins farm squad at the age of fourteen!
The now-New England Patriots actually debuted as an American Football League team in 1960, called the Boston Patriots!
Danny Ainge is a Mormon!
Red Sox great Ted Williams was the last major leaguer to hit over .400 for the season, when he hit at a .406 average back in 1941!
College and NFL footballs, or ‘pigskins’, are actually made from cowhide!
Drew Bledsoe, the Patriots #1 overall pick in the 1993 Draft, was replaced as starting quarterback due to suffering an injury on September 23, 2001 by Tom Brady!
Baseball great George Herman ‘Babe’ Ruth played for both Boston baseball teams, the Red Sox at the start of his career, and the Braves at the end of it!
Dear BJBSJ Wicked Pissah Beantown Chowderheads Platinum Elite Members; Here is a musical playlist for your Labor Day Weekend enjoyment. Click HERE to download. Songs to enjoy as you stay six feet apart and, because you’ve been so good with following the rules, you can listen in any order. Suggestions for additional tracks are welcomed.
(Dear The15net dot com Wicked Pissah Beantown Chowderheads Platinum Elite Members; Here is the return of the musical playlist for your Labor Day enjoyment. Songs of Summer ending, songs of Autumnal beginnings. And songs about work. Now during even numbered years, apparently. Click HERE to download.)
Baby Come Back – Fat Charlotte
Beautiful Texas Sunshine – Poachable Spurs
SIDEBAR (Nubian a Nuisance remix) – Dart Adams
I Tout le Mond – Ugly Kid Gas
Sometimes Dead is Better – The Hillside Road Vipers
This Land Is My Land, This Land Is My Land – Arlo Shukrie
Climate Grief Blues – Imposter
Visualization Of The Space Mind Gargamel Part XVIII: Lighthouse Dust Medallion – Dero Spedes
There Ain’t No Money in Wood – Alarmingly Big Little Peters
Mayor Wu – Steely Dan
You Try Quitting Quiet I Will Fire You Loud You Dumb Son Of A Bitch – Tiger Mike
Atlantic City – Chiggsy & The Referbs
Shukri in the Sky and Whatnot – The Bullgangers
Everybody’s Working For the Weekend (except me because I don’t get consecutive days off) – Josh and the Jelly Sticks
September Morn – GG Allin
SZNs of Twitter – Aerosmith featuring Spike King
This Is the Time – Olivia Rodrigo
The Loneliness of a Long Distance Drinker – The Popes!
Mama was a Wheelman – Ye-Ho Shua
Take The Over And Shove It (wherever you want) – BetQL Paycheck
Safety Dance – Men Without Coordinators
He Touched Me, Pete – The Braintree Catholic Boys School Choir
Unreal – CLN&S
I Write the Songs, Kevin – Bert Bellson
Turtleboy Rocks – Vernelton John
You’re So Vain (When did I say this song is about you, Mike?) – Carly Simonize
Return of The Mac – Hopes & Dreams
Concrete Workers of the World, Unite! – Comrade Callahan
This Must Be the Place (Naive Melody) – Ace
We Need Real Rain For This Fake Drought – Ron Muskmelon Catamount
Secret Giants Fan – Shukri Rivers
iono – Lil Lul Lol
I Walk The Orange Line – Charlie Card
Christmas In September – Mose Allston
Mr. Mine Owner (Just Let ‘im Decide) – Bruce Springsteen – Old Goofball Board Sessions
1 to 9 – Dolly Marton
Another Employee Bites the Dust – Freddie Kirkury
September – Earthwind Moreland
Pumpkin Spice Girls – Gord Marley and the Whalers
Won’t Get Fooled Again – The Valuencers
No Sleep Till Brookline – Big Shuk and the Carpetbaggers
G2 Blues – Elvis Berkley
Lucy and the Cry With Overs – The Bad Beatles with Turtle Turtle
Hang On Snoopy – Libations?
The Clown/Did I Say to Take the Money and Run? – Stever Mille Band
Tall Trees in Georgia – Buffy Sainte-Merrimack
Narcos (bass clef remix) – Tammy Tuba (with Trombone Shorty and Barry Tone)
(Have a song suggestion? Or a compliment? Leave it in the comments! Enjoy!)
Or perhaps not. Someone should ask that blogger if ‘David Field’ sounded suspiciously like ‘Don Yee.’
Just a meniscus tear for Danilo Gallinari. Celtics fans dodged a bullet, unlike Brian Robinson Jr. Get well both of you.
4 PM Saturday games in the summer are elite. Go to a game, go out for drinks/dinner on a rooftop or in the North End, grab some gelato (shop staffing permitting), watch the sunset, thrive.
Karrie Archibald notifies me her dad is alive and well… And thanks everybody for their concern…
Andrew Callahan looks like an extra from a Nugenix commercial.
Revs are currently in the wrong bunch of seven squads. Could use a W or three in their upcoming September matches.
Sun versus Sky? Sounds like a fable, or native lore.
Scott Zolak could stand in the middle of a North Attleboro industrial park and shoot someone and he wouldn’t lose any of his fans. It’s incredible.
Cakes are cooking for Richard Gere, Gina Schock, Jeff Frye, Jennifer Azzi, Debbie Gibson, Pádraig Harrington, Jeff Hardy, Ted Ligety, Mohammad bin Salman, and Chuck the Tuxedo Cat.
Just turned on the U.S. Open. What happened to Tsitsipas?
Carolina has been in the market for offensive weapons. Jax was open to dealing Laviska Shenault. A perfect match.
When folks say Michael Jordan is their favorite athlete, it’s such a boring and lazy answer. Gimme something different man.
Just watch the Luke Bryan documentary like your wife is forcing you to do like a normal person.
Out: Cry. In: Cope.
Tom Brady was definitely healing a new face during his 11-day absence from Bucs camp.
Paul Perillo’s career now consists of appearing on TV three times a year in front of a dancing claymation Bob’s Discount Furniture guy.
Ciao, gang! This week’s Phrase that Pays is, “I saw bones come out I hope nothing serious but I fear the worst.”
Peter Vescey is an asshole.
It occurred to me that “hippie” and “hipster” are similar words, yet hippies and hipsters are different – I think about things like this – and now I’ll go back to thinking about the circumference of the earth and the depth of the Mariana Trench, also things I think about.
MBTA Red Line Update: Your train is stopped one stop away.
I don’t know about this Saudi golf business, but were we still all mad at the Krauts and Japs in 1962?
Pro tip: Sackface Andelman is the one that looks like a ballsack.
Out of all the chips in the world, BBQ chips are my favorite. Cool Ranch Doritos probably 2nd tho.
Death by misadventure usually ends in a retired number.
I’ll take Tom Curran seriously when he stops using his middle initial unnecessarily.
Can’t wait to count the empty seats at Vito Stellino’s funeral.
News Item: Juliette Binoche: ‘I loved two men at once’. (Diedrich Bader as Lawrence in Office Space GIF)
I follow the Moskva Down to Gorky Park Listening to the wind of change.
An August summer night Soldiers passing by Listening to the wind of change.
The world is closing in Did you ever think That we could be so close, like brothers.
The future’s in the air Can feel it everywhere I’m blowing with the wind of change.
If there are curmudgeons, why aren’t there catmudgeons and birdmudgeons and goatmudgeons? Just imudgeon it. . . Honk if you remember Danny Almonte.
Like Kellen Mond more. You can’t!
Cats get so much happier after you feed them.
First Len Dawson now Ernie Zampese, the tobacco industry can’t survive that kind of hit! Watch your back, Jim Leyland, is all I’m sayin’.
Think that Rory McIlroy is a little bit good at golf?
I want to do stuff to Katie.
It might not be the Red Sox’s year.
The music of Yung Gravy is very helpful in these trying times.
Halloween candy in supermarket displays in August? I’ll retire to Bedlam.
It’s a low bar, but Chad Graff is already better than Matt Fairburn.
Best bet for the weekend: people thinking aloud that Monday feels like a Sunday.
Material from interviews, wire services, Twitter, Meta, other writers, league and team sources, Bill James, Audacy employees who choose to remain anonymous, BSMW posters Hacksaw, Laszlo Panaflex, and Lebron, plus the members of#the15 wereused in this column.In the still of the night I hear the wolf howl, honey, sniffing around your door. In the still of the night I feel my heart beating heavy, telling me I gotta have more.