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Washburn After Reading

Gary had his car painted so it looked like Jaylen Brown’s car.

Gary Washburn’s inconvenient memory lapse on Tatum’s Game 7 ankle: When the beat guy builds an argument on a game he apparently didn’t watch

Boston Globe national NBA writer Gary Washburn offered some thoughts recently that included this recollection of the 2023 Eastern Conference Finals Game 7 against the Miami Heat:

Jayson Tatum sprained his ankle a couple of minutes in and “does not play again.” He contrasted it with Jaylen Brown being “on the damn floor,” tying it into broader points about availability in critical games (including a more recent Tatum Game 7 absence).

Problem: Tatum played 42 minutes that night.

He rolled the ankle on the first possession—landing awkwardly on Gabe Vincent after a euro-step—grimaced, stayed in initially, got some work on the bench, and returned. He finished with 14 points on 5-of-13 shooting. Everyone who watched or covered the game, including Tatum himself afterward (“I was kind of like a shell of myself… It was tough to move”), noted he was clearly compromised: limited explosiveness, swelling, reduced mobility. The Celtics’ offense looked like 4-on-5 much of the night. Miami won 103-84. Boston’s historic comeback from 3-0 fell one win short.

This wasn’t an obscure footnote or a random regular-season game from a decade ago. It was the defining, widely discussed injury moment of that playoff run, the play that, for many, sealed the series tone from the opening tip. Video circulated immediately. Postgame quotes from Tatum, Brown, Smart, and others addressed it directly. Box scores, recaps from every outlet (including the Globe’s own live coverage at the time), and the subsequent offseason chatter all treated Tatum’s limited effectiveness while playing as central.

Washburn later acknowledged the error, saying he “erred in the recollection of Game 7 three years ago,” apologized, and asked the account that clipped/posted the comments to take it down. Fair enough on the correction. Mistakes happen.

But the details matter here. This isn’t a minor numerical slip or a misspoke name. It’s the foundational fact of one of the more memorable Celtics playoff losses of the pre-championship era for the Tatum-Brown core, used to support a larger argument about who shows up. When a national NBA writer for the paper of record in the market, whose job involves covering this team, misremembers the basic outcome of that sequence, that the star stayed on the floor for the vast majority of a decisive Game 7, it raises the obvious question of how the point got constructed in the first place.

The15 has always been about the coverage more than the hot takes. Local and national media get plenty of latitude to analyze, criticize, and draw conclusions. Accuracy on observable, heavily documented events is the baseline. Building a narrative around Tatum not playing when the record (minutes played, contemporaneous reporting, player comments) shows otherwise is the kind of unforced error that undercuts the surrounding analysis, whatever its merits.

Washburn has covered the league and the Celtics for a long time. One bad recollection doesn’t erase that. But for a moment this fundamental, on a game this recent and this public, the bar shouldn’t require a post-facto apology to reset. The receipts were already public in May 2023.

So let’s don’t be forgetful like Gary when March Sadness 2027 rolls around.

2026 March Sadness – The Hateable 8

It’s all building up to something. Eight very hateable media members soon will be reduced to four. By your votes. Polls will close at 9 PM EDT.

Update: Polls will close temporarily at 12:30 PM EDT to deal with voting irregularity issues. Thank you in advance.

2nd Update: Done.

Sorry Sixteen Preview – March Sadness 2026

Welcome to Round 3 of March Sadness 2026, when the true pieces of shit separate themselves from the turds.

You can’t tell the players without a scorecard


If you were expecting a “Sour Sixteen” preview, then we have one word for you… SORRRRRREY! It’s now the “Sorry Sixteen” © ®Patent Pending. And a very sorry preview it is…

Region C
1 Greg Bedard vs 5 Dan Shaughnessy

It took overtime for Shank to sneak into the Sour Sorry Sixteen by the skin of his McTeeth. Look for Bedard to kick his balls up around his head.

The sun will come out tomorrow, but only for one of these two

2 Fred Toucher vs 3 Adam Jones
Fred Toucher spent a lot of time last week defending himself against accusation of racism. You know who doesn’t spend a lot of time defending themselves against accusations of racism? Non-racists. He doth protest too much advances.

Region V
1 Jim Murray vs 12 Chris Curtis

Advancing to the Sour Sixteen may be the second most shocking thing Curtis has ever done, but Large Gymnasium wins the battle of the bald middle aged dimwitted overconfident flash boys.

Curtis, in happier times, with the most shocking thing he’s done.

2 Marc Bertrand vs 3 Andy Hart
The Far Side kid burns lil’ Andy with his magnifying glass

Region N
1 Gabrielle Starr vs 4 Kevin F Paul Dupont

The woman in sports snips KPD’s sports manhood

2 James Stewart vs 3 Michael Felger
Jimmy Stewart gives Felger the Lavanchy treatment.

Gentleman, hide your ladies… and your cats

Region T
1 Ted Johnson vs 5 Scott Zolak

We will finally get an answer to a question that has been confounding medical experts for decades: Which causes more long term cognitive issues, head trauma or substance abuse? We’ve got good news, you can keep doing drugs kids, CTEd snowplows Zo.

2 Chris Gasper vs 3 Albert Breer
Breer sends Kid Gas to the golden showers.

It’s outrageous, egregious, preposterous

Vote early and often!

March Sadness 2026 – Round 2 Preview

Round 1 had everything you could hope for in a media tournament… everyone had a reason to be upset about something. There were a few mild upsets, some close fought one-vote victories, our first ever shutout win, plus a voting scandal! A veritable charcuterie board of results. #yummy

Giant. Pretzel. Charcuterie.

What does Round 2 have in store? Let’s consult the Oracles and find out…

Poor Cesar with the chicken.

Region C
1 Greg Bedard vs 8 Mike Kadlick
The former champ is coming to reclaim his crown.

A crown, a toque, a cap, something.

4 Matt McCarthy vs 5 Dan Shaughnessy
Shank may be irrelevant, but still not as irrelevant as one of the myriad of doofus interchangeable bearded call screeners polluting the airwaves.

3 Adam Jones vs 6 Jarred Carrabis
Adam Jones will get exponentially more votes than he has listeners, and take out Carrubish.

Car rubbish!

2 Fred Toucher vs 7 Nick “Fitzy” Stevens
The Detroit drunk takes the carpetbagger crown from the Greek New Yorker.

Old Jazz recordings, or sports radio? Choose wisely.

Region V
1 Jim Murray vs 8 Christian Arcand

Large Gymnasium mops the floor with Ahhhhhhhcand

4 Pete Abraham vs 12 Chris Curtis
What’s the opposite of easy on the eyes? The tortoise will nip the sentient garden gnome in the bud.

3 Andy Hart vs 6 Brian Scalabrine
In this neurologically divergent version of “David and Goliath”, Goliath knocks himself out while David drools in the corner.

2 Marc Bertrand vs 7 Mark Dondero
The Far Side kid rolls on to the Sour Sixteen

Never not funny

Region N
1 Gabrielle Starr vs 9 Jerry Thornton
A Rabbi’s daughter and an elderly born-again Catholic man walk into a bar, and each leaves with a greater respect for the other and a deeper understanding of the world.
Gabby wins this battle in the never-ending Holy War.

4 Kevin Paul Dupont vs 5 John Zannis
John’s Anus runs away with this one.

3 Michael Felger vs 6 Kenni Middleton
Unfortunately Kendra is away on yet another “business” trip. Felger waltzes on.

Excellent? Not so sure about that, Tone.

2 James Stewart vs 10 Andrew Callahan
It’s every caricature artist’s dream matchup. The Sports Hub’s Hunchback rings Wojak’s bell.

Region T
1 Ted Johnson vs 8 Trenni Casey
CTEd is going to beat Trenni so bad you’ll think she is his wife

Pot roast burnt? Ted angry!

4 Rich Keefe vs 5 Scott Zolak
Zo kicks Dick Teeth’s dick and teeth in.

3 Albert Breer vs 6 Rob Bradford
New TikTok lifehack: Using fresh urine to get wrinkles out of your t-shirts! Breer whizzes past Mushmouth.

2 Chris Gasper vs 7 Rob “Hardy” Poole
Eric Rueb supporters will know exactly how Buffalo Bills fans feel after Kid Gas prances past Poole. Oh what might have been!

Vote early and vote often!

2026 March Sadness Round One Day One

In either a stinging rebuke of the Selection Committee’s choices, or a positive affirmation of their Wild Card selections, the voters have swept all four wild cards to victory over their normally seeded opponents. What a moment! Polls for the first full day of the Tournament will remain open until 9 PM EDT tonight, March 10th. Please enjoy.

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