Howdy! We are the Summer Interns of the15net dot com! Some of us are new, some are holdovers from the 2021-22 academic year. Mr. Scartelli and a plurality of the 15 insisted we “stop being testaments to uselessness” so we will be running occasional polls this summer. So without further ado:
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FOR RELEASE ON APRIL 8, 2022 EMBARGO UNTIL 3 PM EDT
April 8, 2022
Vernon Dozier to join the15net.com as local beat sports reporter.
The15 are pleased to announce the hiring of Mr. Vernon Dozier in the capacity of beat reporter for the local sports teams. Mr. Dozier has previously worked for Deadspin, TMZ Sports, and Goy at the Game, as well as physical media at The Boston Phoenix and The Cape Ann Times-Gleaner. A resident of Rockport (MA), Mr. Dozier can be found on Twitter at @VernonDozier_15. Welcome to Titletown, Vernon!
April 8, 2022
Winner of the 2022 NITwit Invitational T*ournament Disqualified.
After a short but thorough investigation, it has been discovered that the winner of the 2022 NITwit Invitational T*ournament, a Mr. Steven R. Lowell of Reading, MA, was ineligible to compete owing to violations of the T*ournament’s morals clause and PED policy. Resultantly, the runner up, a Mr. Brian Spulpit-Phillips, of no fixed address has been installed as the 2022 Champion.
The 15 are a news gathering association of concerned citizens designed to combat hottakes, specifically as it pertains to Boston sports.
We would be remiss if we overlooked the results of the NITwit T*ournament, happening concurrently with March Sadness. Well done everyone. Congratulation to the champion, Mr. Steve R. Lowell of Reading, MA.
Congratulations to Large Gym. You win the Bronze!
Don’t feel bad, Mr. Volin; you’re not going home empty-handed:
Championship matchup tomorrow. Be ready.
The March Sadness Final Matchup is set. Almost A Coach Greg A. Bedard of (for now) the Boston Sports Journal versus Chris Gasper of the Boston Globe. Due to overwhelming interest, there will now be a consolation match between the runners-up. Noontime EDT today until noontime EDT tomorrow Sunday April 3rd. Championship Monday after that. Thank you for your interest in ridiculing mediots. cheers.
Murray – Bedard & Gasper – Volin will duke it out as the Four You Deplore Friday, April 1st, Championship TBD on Monday April 4th. Thank you to all the voters, readers, and assorted hangers-on.
And now, the remaining eight contestants from the bottom half of each Regional bracket. The final pieces of the C-V-N-T puzzle. Polls open until 4 PM EST Wednesday March 23. Vote wisely.
The March Sadness next round will take place Monday, March 21 and Tuesday, March 22. Enjoy watching collegiate and professional sports in the meanwhile.
No real surprises here, unless you count people not being interested in Fredgy as a surprise. Which we don’t.
Closing out the Round of 32, here are the remaining four matchups, one from each of the C-V-N-T Regions. Voting will remain open until 4 PM EDT Tuesday. Good luck to the worst.
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