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Football Cat’s Week 4 NFL Picks 2026

Back off man, I’m a scientist

The calendars may gave flipped to October, but our top scientists at CoCoRaHSS have discovered a strange atmospheric phenomenon, emanating out of One Patriot Place, resulting in all of New England being transported back to Mid-Maye!

Mid-Maye

The “Community Collaborative Rain, Hail, Snow and Suck Network”, more commonly known as CoCoRaHSS (pronounced KO-ko-rozzzzzzz), is a grassroots volunteer network of backyard football/weather observers of all ages and backgrounds, working together to map precipitation and piss poor quarterbacking in their local communities.

Sunday Lu̶n̶c̶h̶  Second Breakfast Time
Colts (-3) at Commanders
Indianapolis Jones skins Commies

Commies… I hate those guys

Jets at Bears (-3)
Da Bears scramble the Jets

Titans at Ravens (-11.5)
Tits may be ass

Gluteus Catsimus

Packers (-3.5) at Buccaneers
Green topples Tampa in the “Battle of the Bays”

Patriots at Bills (-6.5)
Bills batter Bledsoe 2.0

Drew Bledsoe but with an extra chromosome

Jaguars at Bengals (-2.5)
Spots over Stripes

It’s advanced fashion, you wouldn’t understand

Cardinals (-1) at Giants
Due to Jaxson’s injury, Brother Jim told Brother John to get JJ to back up Jamesis. J-Men win!

Rams (-2) at Eagles
American Birds soar over road weary Rams

Cowboys at Texans (-2.5)
Houston has too many problems

Félicette made it back alive, suck it Laika

Sunday Dinner Time
Dolphins at Vikings (-10)

With Arch Manning in Miami and Dante Moore with the Jets, in 6 months the Patriots may have the worst QB in the division. Minni over Miami.

Chargers at Seahawks (-6.5)
Fake Seabirds make Brother Jim wish he had traded for JJ McCarthy

Chiefs (-4.5) at Raiders
The Autumn Wind is a Raider, pillaging just for fun. He’ll knock you ’round and upside down, and laugh when he’s conquered and won… but not this time!

Autumn wind? Sounds chilly

Broncos at 49ers (-3)
Bucking Billies struggle at sea level

Sunday Prowl Time
Lions (-3.5) at Panthers

Black Cats dethrone Jungle Kings

Monday Prowl Time
Falcons at Saints (-2.5)

In a stunning reversal, Popes penetrate Penix

Please your Holiness, no more Penix

Football Cat lives in New Hampshire, enjoys watching football, and is a cat.

Beat Football Cat! (2026 Week 4)

Football Cat is unaccustomed to losing.

Can YOU pick more winners than our own Football Cat? If so, you become eligible to win prizes! And prizes were won! Congratulations to the two winners! Football Cat’s usually dependable intuition was doubtless affected by the humidity from the nor’easter.

How to play? Simply pick who you think will win this weekend’s games. (Sunday and Monday only) Pick more winners than Football Cat, and you can win your choice of either a The15 Inside Joke Prize Pack, a $25 Ninety Nine Restaurant Gift Card, or a $25 Supermarket Gift Card! Your choice as to Market Basket, Big Y, Shaw’s, or Stop & Shop! (Or another, if you are outside the New England Area)

(One winner per week. Usually. In the event of a tie, a winner may be chosen at random. Winners remain eligible to also win in future weeks.)

Here are this weekend’s NFL matchups:

Colts at Commanders

Jets at Bears

Jaguars at Bengals

Cardinals at Giants

Rams at Eagles

Packers at Buccaneers

Patriots at Bills

Titans at Ravens

Cowboys at Texans

Dolphins at Vikings

Chiefs at Raiders

Broncos at 49ers

Chargers at Seahawks

Lions at Panthers

Falcons at Saints (Tiebreaker – total points scored)

Email your picks to bjbsjournalintern@gmail.com (prior to kickoff of the first listed game) or, if that isn’t how you roll, post them on the Twitter and our classy group of interns will make sure your entry is added to this week’s pool of contestants!

And good luck to all our contestants!

I will name this leaf, ‘Ryan.’

Guest Patriots Column – The Cost of Apathy: Drake Maye and the Patriots’ Complete Collapse

By Vinny Jace, Special to the15net dot com:

You know what the most jarring experience was for me on Sunday? It wasn’t watching my franchise quarterback get obliterated, benched, and look worse by comparison to the backup who usurped him. It was the fact that I don’t care. Not “I don’t care” like I don’t care if they win or lose, or “I don’t care” because I have a steadfast belief that Drake Maye will turn it around. It is an apathy born from asking myself what else did I expect?, knowing we’ll likely see the exact same thing next week.

My only regret is that I previously said, “Maybe the Jaguars’ tendency to blitz will cause Maye to make fewer mistakes, not more!” Nice prognosis, idiot. Maye was pressured on a staggering 48.4% of his dropbacks.

In my defense, all of Maye’s mistakes actually came when he was facing little duress. That being said, his refusal to take what the defense gives him is maddening. He simply refuses to hit the open player underneath, on the sideline, or execute anything that isn’t high-risk.

Though they only scored six points, they managed to get the ball onto the Jaguars’ side of the field seven times. Each time, they failed to score a touchdown. Instead, they coughed up three critical turnovers—two interceptions and a lost fumble by Maye—ultimately walking away with only two field goals. According to Sports Bureau and NextGenStats tracking data, this ties the highest number of drives an NFL team has advanced into an opponent’s territory without scoring a touchdown in over two decades (matching a 2003 Patriots-Browns game).

The right side of the Patriots’ offensive line was a revolving door. Since losing Mike Onwenu the week prior, his replacement, Greg Van Roten, was also injured early in the contest, leading to a total collapse of protection. Veteran Morgan Moses committed a holding penalty born from bad technique, negating what would have been a 21-yard touchdown run by Maye.

(Maye had 5 WRs open here)

Maye’s short-term regression is indicative of how poorly Eliot Wolf constructed this team, putting all of his eggs in the A.J. Brown basket. Long-term, it is important to remember that Maye is not the first of a new wave of quarterbacks to suddenly regress after an initial breakout.

The more the league trends toward moving the ball up the field while only half-heartedly embracing a conservative scheme, the more this same story will play out for reasons beyond on-field personnel and the offensive coordinator. Trevor Lawrence struggled mightily until this past season, often waxing and waning, until finally learning enough that you can confidently say he’s a quarterback you can win your division with. There was no magic elixir, no change in play-calling, and no influx of talent. His brain finally learned how to play football. It is that simple fact fans don’t wish to accept as reality for Maye: he does not know how to play football yet. Full stop.

Bad Mechanics, anyone?

The people clamoring for him to be Tom Brady—to be a model of consistent excellence for 20 years—need to get their heads checked. He’ll never be that, and we’ll likely never see that again. What we can get is year-after-year development into a solid, savvy quarterback who won’t make it his personal mission to give the ball away. He’s 24 and a bit of a moron, but what we saw in 2025 doesn’t magically disappear overnight.

For the first three games of this season, the Patriots offense has scored 29 points on 30 drives. You know what that is comparable to? The 2021 New York Jets, led by Zach Wilson. (Link to the tweet that is proof of this —

I never thought I’d be clamoring for Cam Ward to be my quarterback three games into the year, yet here we are. Is Ward good? Certainly not. He misses open guys routinely and scored only seven points against the Giants in a game that was begging to be taken. But you know what he doesn’t do? Turn the ball over. If Maye had Ward’s paltry stats of two touchdowns and one interception, as opposed to one touchdown and six interceptions, this team is 2-1—or hell, maybe 3-0 if they could give their defense a needed respite. Give me the quarterback who understands on some macro level that he sucks and plays within his limitations over the quarterback who says all the right things about accountability but goes out there and makes the same mistakes. At this point, any Patriots possession that ends in a punt rather than a turnover should be welcomed.

Is it a sign of defeat when you say not to expect a championship-level quarterback this season, next season, or even the season after that? Of course it is! But you shouldn’t hope for Maye to be that right now because it’s akin to banging your head against a wall. Just hope he becomes someone the Patriots are willing to keep around on a reasonable salary when his rookie contract is torn up. They won’t do it, and they absolutely shouldn’t do it, but I’d be inclined to want to see Tommy DeVito out there—knowing he isn’t any good—out of sheer curiosity to see if my inclination that this is largely Maye’s fault is correct. In the stint DeVito had in garbage time against Jacksonville, he did not turn the ball over, completed three passes for 30 yards, and logged an efficient 77 passer rating. The ball came out quickly, and the Patriots played a cleaner brand of offense in that little stint than at any point prior this season.

If you were to ask me in August how I saw this first matchup against the Bills going, I’d tell you both quarterbacks would try to keep the opposing team in the game, and ultimately it would come down to coaching and the fact that Buffalo’s defense stinks, allowing the Patriots to eke out a win. Now? I thoroughly expect a boat race. The good news is that after Buffalo, the Patriots have two easier games against Las Vegas and New York. While the Raiders are 3-0 and the Jets are feisty, the Patriots should not lose those games. If they lose those, you might as well start preparing for 2027.

If they can claw their way to 3-3 heading into week six, maybe A.J. Brown comes back, the offense opens up a little, Maye steadies himself, and the team can play the conservative style it needs to remain competitive for a playoff spot.

Vinny Jace is a special contributor to The15net.com.

Beat Football Cat! (2026 Week 3)

Stay dry.

Can YOU pick more winners than our own Football Cat? If so, you become eligible to win prizes! But so far, the best anyone has done is eked out a tie! Insufficient!

How to play? Simply pick who you think will win this weekend’s games. (Sunday and Monday only) Pick more winners than FC, and you can win your choice of either a The15 Inside Joke Prize Pack, a $25 Ninety Nine Restaurant Gift Card, or a $25 Supermarket Gift Card! Your choice as to Market Basket, Big Y, Shaw’s, or Stop & Shop! (Or another, if you are outside the New England Area)

You should try and win prizes.

(One winner per week. In the event of a tie, a winner will be chosen at random. Winners remail eligible to also win in future weeks.)

Here are this weekend’s NFL matchups:

Chargers at Bills

Panthers at Browns

Texans at Colts

Jets at Lions

Patriots at Jaguars

Chiefs at Dolphins

Titans at Giants

Bengals at Steelers

Seahawks at Commanders

Cardinals at 49ers

Vikings at Buccaneers

Raiders at Saints

Ravens at Cowboys

Rams at Broncos

Eagles at Bears (Tiebreaker – total points scored)

Email your picks to bjbsjournalintern@gmail.com (prior to kickoff of the first listed game) or, if that isn’t how you roll, post them on the Twitter and our autumnal group of interns will make sure your entry is added to this week’s pool of contestants!

And good luck to all our contestants!

It’s like I’m in Blade Runner, or Wobey Mike’s idea of Seattle.

Football Cat’s Week 3 NFL Picks 2026

There’s a storm brewin’

🚨 A Storm Team 15 Weather Alert! 🚨

If that crazy, fat, bald, old man who lives alone in his creepy basement apartment has seemed extra irritable lately, it’s not only because he’s been getting his teeth kicked in on Twitter every day (although that’s 99% of the reason). It’s also because his rheumatism is probably acting up due to the impending Nor’easter (that and his eleven meniscus surgeries).

Nor’easter Preparedness Tips:

  • Stock Up on the 4 B’s: Beer, Bread, Batteries and Beer
  • Secure the Exterior: Bring patio furniture, garbage cans, and any small children indoors
  • Protect Windows: Baseball season isn’t over, but it might be time to install the storm windows
  • Clear Drainage: Send your wife up the ladder to clean out the gutters and downspouts
  • Vehicle Prep: Keep your gas tank full. Remember, much like your beer fridge: “half full is empty”
  • Check on Your Elderly Neighbors: They may have some extra beer
Hang in there

Stay safe, keep your paws dry, and remember: if the house blows away, you still have eight lives left.

Sunday Lunch Time
Chargers at Bills (-7)

Bills short circuit Bolts

Panthers (-2.5) at Browns
Black cats poop out Brown turds

A Cleveland Steamer

Texans (-2.5) at Colts
Someone has to win, and Indy lost the coin flip

“What’s the most you ever lost on a coin toss?”

Jets at Lions (-6.5)
Kings of Beasts feast fancy on Gino’s Jets

Patriots at Jaguars (-2.5)
Spotted cats pounce on Maye’s many mistakes

Picks + Fumbles = Pickles

Chiefs (-11.5) at Dolphins
Miami is definitely “Planning for Manning”©

Titans at Giants (-6)
Tits bounce G-Men

Titans

Bengals (-3.5) at Steelers
Stripey cats won’t be caged

He’ll rip your lungs out

Seahawks (-6.5) at Commanders
Fake Seabirds soar in the Swamp

Sunday Dinner Time
Cardinals at 49ers (-8.5)

Purdy’s cats swallow pretty red birds

Don’t look back. Something might be gaining on you

Vikings at Buccaneers (-2.5)
Bucs shake and bake the Norsemen

Raiders at Saints (-3)
Saints stay above the Mendoza line

Ravens (-3) at Cowboys (Rio de Janeiro, Brazil)
Pássaros pretos assustadores venceram os gauchos

Don’t you wanna play the beautiful game out in Brazil?

Sunday Prowl Time
Rams (-2.5) at Broncos

Horny sheep thrive at elevation

Monday Prowl Time
Eagles at Bears (-3.5)

American Birds leave Bears bawling

Football Cat lives in New Hampshire, enjoys watching football, and is a cat.

Guest Patriots Column – Come What Maye

Drake knows he has to be better.

By Vinny Jace, Special to the15net dot com:

Suffice it to say, the Patriots’ original plan heading into the season did not survive first contact. Injuries have plagued this team dating back to training camp, when veteran tight end Julian Hall was ruled out for the year. This loss, followed by losing A.J. Brown and Mike Onwenu, is steadily pushing offensive coordinator Josh McDaniels into places he does not want to go—namely, putting the game more in Drake Maye’s hands.

For the past two weeks, Maye has thrown into double coverage, backed his way into sacks, and exhibited poor footwork. Last season, he threw a measly 8 interceptions. This year, he already has four. Each interception can be attributed to the same problem: throwing into double coverage and diverting from the conservative game plan.
Maye is not the first quarterback to regress this season. If your name isn’t Patrick Mahomes, Josh Allen, or Lamar Jackson, virtually everyone is regressing. For Maye, the story behind his step backward is a lack of patience and maturity. Now, I don’t mean maturity in terms of being a good teammate or a hard worker; there is nothing to suggest Maye is anything but a model coworker. Rather, he lacks the maturity to put mistakes behind him so he does not repeat them in the same game. He will beat himself up, get down, and then make the same mistake a quarter later. Say what you want about Rhamondre Stevenson—the man can be a fumbling machine—but in the Pittsburgh game, he got benched after losing the ball, came back, and ran with power.

The numbers from Next Gen Stats indicated that Maye was pressured on 48.1% of his dropbacks against Pittsburgh. But I watched that game. While the protection could certainly be better, the stat does not reveal that those pressures are also partly Maye’s fault. He is backing into pressure, bailing from clean pockets, and failing to step up. His new habit of fadeaway, off-balanced throws is also maddening. We can blame the offensive line, the receivers, and the coordinators all we want, but the bottom line is that even if they aren’t perfect, they aren’t a hindrance to the degree that lets Maye off the hook.

The Patriots are 1-1 heading into a battle against Jacksonville when they should be 2-0. The concern is that Jacksonville, while flawed, knows who they are, and their quarterback isn’t as mistake prone as ours. A well-balanced, defensive-oriented game should notch a win for Jacksonville. The good news is that the Jaguars’ defense tends to blitz at a high rate (36.7% through two weeks), and Maye’s primary issue is that he struggles when teams rush four or fewer defenders. Three of his four interceptions came against that exact scheme. If Jacksonville decides to blitz, perhaps it will actually limit Maye’s mistakes.

This offseason, you could have made the case that the Patriots were quietly mismanaging their wide receiver group. While keeping Stefon Diggs on his original three-year, $69 million deal right as the cap hike was about to happen would have been malpractice. His age and history of knee problems was enough to scare teams away. But there was a possibility they could have cut him and taken their chances that he would return on a deal similar to the one he signed with the Washington Commanders.
I get the rationale and respect the idea that cutting a player just to re-sign him to a smaller deal is rare. I don’t blame management for cutting Diggs; I would have done the same thing. The mistakes I believe they made are ones I likely would have made too: letting Diggs walk and signing Romeo Doubs. It all felt like a pragmatic upgrade designed to take advantage of having an elite quarterback on a rookie contract.

It is too early to properly evaluate the A.J. Brown trade. While I previously pointed to scenarios where it could be very profitable for New England, his age and asking price made me hope the deal wouldn’t happen. Not to mention, it created a glut at the wide receiver position that painted New England into a corner. Suddenly, Maye’s deep threat, Kayshon Boutte, was shipped off for a solid backup safety, Jaylen Reed, who will get playing time due to injuries in the secondary. However, I felt it was understated just how much the continuity Maye built with his players last season mattered.

Last year, the Patriots spent the offseason building a rapport in training camp, scrimmages, and preseason games. This preseason, the starters on offense did not play at all. Back in the Brady-Belichick era, even though the offense would run a vanilla, bare-bones operation in August, it got everyone reacquainted with game speed and presented them with opportunities to solve problems on their own without wasting schemes needed for games that counted.
That preparation was severely lacking this preseason. Not only has it led to a standard September where games are treated like an extended exhibition, but it has also put New England squarely behind the 8-ball. Go watch Maye in November and December of last year, look at the poise he possessed, and compare that to him now. It is like all his development went out the window.

Much has been said about McDaniels “not having a feel for this team,” but it is hard to take that argument in good faith. For one, I think McDaniels possesses an intimate knowledge of what this team can and cannot do. Until Maye’s footwork stops looking like a baby deer, he will have to play a conservative style that grinds out wins. Every interception is simply validation that he has not yet earned the right to throw 50 times a game and play on the same tier as the elite quarterbacks we want him to emulate.

Do not ‘just sling it.’

Vinny Jace is a special contributor to The15net.com. 

Beat Football Cat! (2026 Week 2)

Can YOU pick more winners than our own Football Cat? If so, you become eligible to win prizes!

The cat won!

How to play? Simply pick who you think will win this weekend’s games. (Sunday and Monday only) Pick more winners than FC, and you can win your choice of either a The15 Inside Joke Prize Pack, a $25 Ninety Nine Restaurant Gift Card, or a $25 Supermarket Gift Card! Your choice as to Market Basket, Big Y, Shaw’s, or Stop & Shop! (Or another, if you are outside the New England Area)


Fun! Prizes!

(One winner per week. In the event of a tie, a winner will be chosen at random. Winners remail eligible to also win in future weeks.)

Here are this weekend’s NFL matchups:

Panthers at Falcons

Vikings at Bears 

Bengals at Texans

Steelers at Patriots

Packers at Jets

Eagles at Titans

Saints at Ravens

Browns at Buccaneers 

Jaguars at Broncos

Raiders at Chargers

Seahawks at Cardinals

Commanders at Cowboys

Dolphins at 49ers

Colts at Chiefs

Giants at Rams (Tiebreaker – total points scored)

Email your picks to bjbsjournalintern@gmail.com (prior to kickoff of the first listed game) or, if that isn’t the way of your people, post them on the Twitter and our swell new batch of interns will make sure your entry is added to this week’s pool of contestants!

And good luck to all our contestants!

The cat is putting in the work, are you?

Football Cat’s Week 2 NFL Picks 2026

Free what?

A statement for immediate release from New England Patriots and Gillette Stadium Owner Robert Kraft…


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Do you possess an instrument, a pulse, and absolutely zero financial ambitions?

Do you know how to keep your opinions to yourself?

Brilliant! Because we have the perfect opportunity for YOU! We are putting together a band to open for legendary singer songwriter and all around mensch, Mr. Ed Sheeran on September 25th and 26th. Our previously booked act, a highly unprofessional meshugener schmuck, tragically canceled on us. That putz’s loss is your golden opportunity!

What We Offer
Unparalleled Exposure: Play for a stadium full of people that was expecting someone else entirely!
The Thrill of the Rescue: Bask in the heroic glory of saving our event from absolute disaster.
Complimentary Air: Breathe all the ambient oxygen you want while on stage.
Free Refreshments: A half-empty cooler of lukewarm Gatorade awaits you backstage, plus one (1) complimentary bologna sandwich after your performance is complete. (NOTE: The sandwich will only be available on night two.)

What We Need
Anyone who can carry a tune, hold a beat, or at least look convincing pretending to do so. Someone with absolutely no opinions on anything, especially regarding an obscure ongoing minor dispute in the Middle East. A performer with a deep, spiritual understanding that “art is its own reward” – because you won’t be getting paid.

If this sounds like you, please bring your gear and your talent down to One Patriot Place. We will supply the mandatory blue square pin.

Don’t mention Paw-listine

Sunday Lunch Time
Panthers (-1.5) at Falcons
Black Cats pounce on predators

Vikings at Bears (-5.5)
Bears knockout Norsemen

Bengals at Texans (-3)
Stripey Cats give Houston problems

Steelers at Patriots (-5.5)
Kraft bans Qanon Rodgers from preforming at Gillette

Fire up the space laser

Packers (-4) at Jets
Meatmen grind up Gotham

Don’t try this at home

Eagles (-7) at Titans
American birds top Tits

Did someone say American tit top?

Saints at Ravens (-8.5)
Scary Black Birds martyr Saints

Browns at Buccaneers (-8.5)
Bucs bake Brownies

Elf on the baking shelf

Sunday Dinner Time
Jaguars at Broncos (-3)

Spotty cats love high places

Raiders at Chargers (-7)
Plugs turn out Vegas lights

Seahawks (-4.5) at Cardinals
Fake Seabirds swarm pretty red birds

Commanders at Cowboys (-3.5)
Cowboys master Commanders

Dolphins at 49ers (-12.5)
Prospectors fry fish

Sunday Prowl Time
Colts at Chiefs (-6.5)

Watch out Men of Czonka, 17-0 is still on the table

Don’t go popping that champagne just yet

Monday Prowl Time
Giants at Rams (-7)

Horny sheep gore G-men

Football Cat lives in New Hampshire, enjoys watching football, and is a cat.

Beat Football Cat! (2026 Week 1)

Can YOU pick more winners than our own Football Cat? If so, you become eligible to win prizes!

Back to the salt mines.

How to play? Simply pick who you think will win this weekend’s games. (Sunday and Monday only, Football Cat negotiated no non-holiday Thursdays) Pick more winners than FC, and you can win your choice of either a The15 Inside Joke Prize Pack, a $25 Ninety Nine Restaurant Gift Card, or a $25 Supermarket Gift Card! Your choice as to Market Basket, Big Y, Shaw’s, or Stop & Shop! (Or another, if you are outside the New England Area)


Fun! Prizes!

(One winner per week. In the event of a tie, a winner will be chosen at random. Winners remail eligible to also win in future weeks.)

Here are this weekend’s NFL matchups:

Bears at Panthers

Buccaneers at Bengals

Ravens at Colts

Saints at Lions

Bills at Texans

Browns at Jaguars

Jets at Titans

Falcons at Steelers 

Packers at Vikings 

Commanders at Eagles

Dolphins at Raiders

Cardinals at Chargers

Cowboys at Giants

Broncos at Chiefs (Tiebreaker – total points scored)

Email your picks to bjbsjournalintern@gmail.com (prior to kickoff of the first listed game) or, if that isn’t your bag, post them on the Twitter and our shiny new batch of interns will make sure your entry is added to this week’s pool of contestants!

And good luck to all our contestants!

Time to gnaw the tape. What’s that? Grind tape? Agree to disagree.

Football Cat’s Week 1 NFL Picks 2026

Our long national nightmare is over!  Football Cat has returned to brighten your humdrum lives and fill your coffers with money. 

The cat knows ball

If you live under a rock and are unfamiliar with THE Football Cat™, our AI overlords have been kind enough to provide this brief bio:

Football Cat is a humorous NFL prediction feature on the Football Cat Category page of The 15 website.

Who is Football Cat?

Location: Lives in New Hampshire.

Hobby: Loves watching football.

Identity: Literally a cat.

What Does Football Cat Do?

Weekly Picks: Shares regular NFL game predictions throughout the football season.

Special Events: Publishes special columns for holidays and big events, like Thanksgiving games and the NFL playoffs.

Funny Commentary: Uses silly nicknames and jokes to describe teams and matchups.

Who are you calling silly?

Sunday Lunch Time
Bears (-2.5) at Panthers

Windy citizens blow past black cats

Buccaneers at Bengals (-3.5)
Stripey cats claw out a win over Corsairs

Meow-rrrgh!

Ravens (-3.5) at Colts
Scary black birds coral Colts

Saints at Lions (-7)
Jungle kings knockout N’Awlins

roar

Bills (-1.5) at Texans
Hairy cows stampede Texicans

Browns at Jaguars (-7.5)
Spotted cats flush the Browns


If it’s Brownie, flush him downie

Jets at Titans (-1.5)
Assmen pancake Tits

Jets are ass

Falcons at Steelers (-3)
Men of Steel can Tua Fish Birds

Sunday Dinner Time
Packers at Vikings (-1.5)

Cheesemen ooze over the Juicy Lucies

Lucy has been juicing

Commanders at Eagles (-4.5)
American birds bash Commies

Dolphins at Raiders (-3.5)
Miami is “Planning for Manning” (copyright)

Went from 1 to 3

Cardinals at Chargers (-10.5)
Bolts zap pretty red birds

Shocking

Sunday Prowl Time
Cowboys (-2.5) at Giants

Pituitaries pop Pokes

A giant cowboy

Monday Prowl Time
Broncos at Chiefs (-2.5)

Indigenous people bust Broncos

Football Cat lives in New Hampshire, enjoys watching football, and is a cat.

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