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Here are this weekend’s NFL matchups:
Steelers at Saints
49ers at Falcons
Buccaneers at Panthers
Giants at Texans
Colts at Vikings
Dolphins at Jets
Browns at Titans
Bengals at Ravens
Broncos at Cardinals
Packers at Lions
Rams at Raiders
Chiefs at Seahawks
Cowboysat Eagles (Tiebreaker – total points scored)
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Maybe you can visit the pumpkin patch Sunday with NE already having played?
Can YOU pick more winners than our own Football Cat? If so, you become eligible to win prizes! Congratulations once again to Warren Dull’s Aunt! Going 10-3-1 last week, she did better than FC’s none too shabby 8-5-1.
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Here are this weekend’s NFL matchups:
Texans at Jaguars
Bears at Falcons
Ravens at Browns
Titans at Colts
Jets at Patriots
Saints at Giants
Panthers at Eagles
Steelers at Buccaneers
Cardinals at Rams
Chargers at Chiefs
Bills at Raiders
Cowboys at Packers
Commanders at 49ers (Tiebreaker – total points scored)
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You better be winning fair and square, Auntie! Get your three-season room in order!
Can YOU pick more winners than our own Football Cat? If so, you become eligible to win prizes! Congratulations again to Warren Dull’s Aunt! Going 12-3, she was one better that FC’s very respectable 11-4.
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Here are this weekend’s NFL matchups:
Eagles at Jaguars
Bengals at Dolphins
Vikings at Saints
Raiders at Patriots
Browns at Jets
Texans at Titans
Colts at Steelers
Giants at Commanders
Broncos at Chargers
Lions at Cardinals
Bears at Packers
49ers at Seahawks
Ravens at Falcons
Bills at Rams (Tiebreaker – total points scored)
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Drake Maye’s Top 5 Conspiracy Theories: 5. Fumbles aren’t real 4. Chemtrails are creating atmospheric disturbances which are increasing the number of interceptions 3. Prolonged exposure to the electromagnetic field emanating from Robert Kraft’s surveillance bunker is weakening the soft tissue of the players 2. The real Bill Belichick is being held captive in the lighthouse while his clone is out damaging his legacy 1. Fluoridation caused Mike Vrabel to have a six year affair with Dianna Russini
I do not avoid women, Drake, but I do deny them my essence
Sunday Breakfast Time Eagles at Jaguars (-4.5) Spotted cats enjoy a win over a spot of tea
Yeah baby!
Sunday Lunch Time Bengals (-7.5) at Dolphins Stripey cats feast on fish
Look a catfish
Vikings (-1.5) at Saints Who dat say dey gonna beat dem Saints? Dey be the Vikings.
Raiders at Patriots (-3.5) Birds may not be real, but Drake Maye IS!
Safety first
Browns at Jets (-2.5) Brown out shuts down New York
Texans (-6.5) at Titans Texans top Tits
Texan tit top
Colts at Steelers (-2.5) Yinzy over Indy
Giants at Commanders (-3) Greek Giant skins Washington
I thought you said “green giant”
Sunday Dinner Time Broncos (-3.5) at Chargers Bolts shock Broncos
Lions (-5.5) at Cardinals Jungle Kings devour pretty red birds
Roar!
Bears (-2.5) at Packers Meatmen grind out a win
I am not a bear
49ers at Seahawks (-3) Fake Seabirds soar as Purrdy slumps in the perpetual rain of Seattle
Yet another miserable rainy day in Seattle
Sunday Prowl Time Ravens (-3.5) at Falcons Penix slaps the Scary Black Birds
Monday Prowl Time Bills at Rams (-2.5) Horny Sheep clip Hairy Cows
Football Cat lives in New Hampshire, enjoys watching football, and is a cat.
Nobody will mistake Rhamondre Stevenson for Kevin Faulk*. On any given Sunday, he might make you want to throw your remote straight through your television screen. Yet, when you step back from what he is not, you can begin to appreciate what he is—and where he will ultimately land in Patriots history. He carries the dubious honor of being that rare breed of NFL player who is completely indispensable, yet seemingly contextually unloved by the very fans who rely on him. Every Sunday, I watch the Patriots and mutter the exact same sentence to myself: “I don’t think Rhamondre has any legs left.”
He is akin to a diesel engine that refuses to die in a Foxborough winter. He isn’t on the field because he runs like Corey Dillon, and he certainly isn’t there because he possesses the historic ball security of BenJarvis Green-Ellis. Instead, he has survived multiple coaching and front-office changes because he is a quiet, reliable veteran who can pass-block with the absolute best at his position.
Mondre is essentially a perpetually loading screen. Every start to a season, his stats look completely paltry, prompting the immediate thought that his time in New England is up. Then, poof! The efficiency metrics magically turn respectable by the end of the regular season, and he finds his way right back onto the roster next autumn.
Take a look at how he starts every year when players of his caliber should theoretically be at their freshest. Instead, what should be his peak routinely acts as his statistical nadir. Four games into 2026, he is right on script-
Just for comparison’s sake, let us invoke the immortal Emmitt Smith. Specifically, his Arizona Cardinals era. In 2003, Smith finished his second-to-last NFL campaign with 90 carries, 256 rushing yards, 2 TDs, and a brutal 2.8 yards per attempt.
In short: every September, Rhamondre partakes in Halloween early, dressing up as a washed-up legend before completely turning the ship around in the winter.
Meanwhile, he continues to quietly compile milestones. By pushing his career totals to 5,105 scrimmage yards, he has climbed to 13th in team history. Furthermore, by punching in his 29th career rushing touchdown during an upset 29-26 win on the road against Buffalo (Stevenson compiled 47 yards on 13 rush attempts, a TD, a two-point conversion, and added 3 catches for 27 yards), he officially tied the aforementioned “Law Firm” for 10th all-time in franchise history. He’s funny like that.
There is a definitive reason why Bill Belichick loved him, and why the current regime deemed him worthy of a long-term anchor. As Belichick noted back in 2022: “He’s had a couple of really good plays in pass protection. James White-level plays. Seeing things, making adjustments, that kind of thing. He’s been a big help for us in that area of the game, whether it’s been blitz pickup, flare control, catching the ball, all of the above.” Spulpit Link
I call him Mondre, he calls me Vin. Or he would, if he knew me.
The tape matches the praise. Last year, Mondre posted a stellar 69.9 pass-blocking grade from Pro Football Focus, ranking him comfortably 5th in the entire league among qualifying backs. In stark contrast, TreVeyon Henderson’s pass blocking graded out at a brutal 30.7—ranking 62nd out of 63 qualifiers. Ironically, Henderson was highly touted for his blocking pedigree coming out of Ohio State, but the pro game has proven difficult for the young back to grasp.
Mondre is essentially an offensive lineman masquerading as a running back. He absorbs the heaviest, ugliest blows on the roster, which naturally stunts his ability to break off high-efficiency runs. Yet, the team must keep feeding him to maintain a semblance of offensive unpredictability that they simply do not possess with Henderson on the field. With Mike Onwenu out for the year, Mondre faces a grueling season that has barely even begun.
That is why his late-game knee injury against Buffalo should spark immediate concern. While his absence nominally means the higher-upside Henderson will see more action, it also means the offense has lost the only viable blocker who poses a threat as a ball carrier. Drake Maye will be highly vulnerable against the Raiders if Stevenson cannot suit up. A New England running game that was already resting inside a coffin will be lowered directly into the ground if the only remaining options are Henderson—who can run but cannot block—and fullback Reggie Gilliam—who can block but cannot run.
This article is now scaring me!
Four games in, the Patriots have already gotten more than they bargained for. Sitting at 2-2, they face winnable but highly dangerous matchups over the next two weeks against Las Vegas and New York. They are walking a tightrope that gets increasingly thinner as the injury report grows correspondingly thicker.
*- Maybe Tony Massarotti.
Vinny Jace is a special contributor to The15net.com.
The calendars may gave flipped to October, but our top scientists at CoCoRaHSS have discovered a strange atmospheric phenomenon, emanating out of One Patriot Place, resulting in all of New England being transported back to Mid-Maye!
Mid-Maye
The “Community Collaborative Rain, Hail, Snow and Suck Network”, more commonly known as CoCoRaHSS (pronounced KO-ko-rozzzzzzz), is a grassroots volunteer network of backyard football/weather observers of all ages and backgrounds, working together to map precipitation and piss poor quarterbacking in their local communities.
Sunday Lu̶n̶c̶h̶SecondBreakfast Time Colts (-3) at Commanders Indianapolis Jones skins Commies
Commies… I hate those guys
Jets at Bears (-3) Da Bears scramble the Jets
Titans at Ravens (-11.5) Tits may be ass
Gluteus Catsimus
Packers (-3.5) at Buccaneers Green topples Tampa in the “Battle of the Bays”
Patriots at Bills (-6.5) Bills batter Bledsoe 2.0
Drew Bledsoe but with an extra chromosome
Jaguars at Bengals (-2.5) Spots over Stripes
It’s advanced fashion, you wouldn’t understand
Cardinals (-1) at Giants Due to Jaxson’s injury, Brother Jim told Brother John to get JJ to back up Jamesis. J-Men win!
Rams (-2) at Eagles American Birds soar over road weary Rams
Cowboys at Texans (-2.5) Houston has too many problems
Félicette made it back alive, suck it Laika
Sunday Dinner Time Dolphins at Vikings (-10) With Arch Manning in Miami and Dante Moore with the Jets, in 6 months the Patriots may have the worst QB in the division. Minni over Miami.
Chargers at Seahawks (-6.5) Fake Seabirds make Brother Jim wish he had traded for JJ McCarthy
Chiefs (-4.5) at Raiders The Autumn Wind is a Raider, pillaging just for fun. He’ll knock you ’round and upside down, and laugh when he’s conquered and won… but not this time!
Autumn wind? Sounds chilly
Broncos at 49ers (-3) Bucking Billies struggle at sea level
Sunday Prowl Time Lions (-3.5) at Panthers Black Cats dethrone Jungle Kings
Monday Prowl Time Falcons at Saints (-2.5) In a stunning reversal, Popes penetrate Penix
Please your Holiness, no more Penix
Football Cat lives in New Hampshire, enjoys watching football, and is a cat.
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Colts at Commanders
Jets at Bears
Jaguars at Bengals
Cardinals at Giants
Rams at Eagles
Packers at Buccaneers
Patriots at Bills
Titans at Ravens
Cowboys at Texans
Dolphins at Vikings
Chiefs at Raiders
Broncos at 49ers
Chargers at Seahawks
Lions at Panthers
Falcons at Saints (Tiebreaker – total points scored)
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You know what the most jarring experience was for me on Sunday? It wasn’t watching my franchise quarterback get obliterated, benched, and look worse by comparison to the backup who usurped him. It was the fact that I don’t care. Not “I don’t care” like I don’t care if they win or lose, or “I don’t care” because I have a steadfast belief that Drake Maye will turn it around. It is an apathy born from asking myself what else did I expect?, knowing we’ll likely see the exact same thing next week.
My only regret is that I previously said, “Maybe the Jaguars’ tendency to blitz will cause Maye to make fewer mistakes, not more!” Nice prognosis, idiot. Maye was pressured on a staggering 48.4% of his dropbacks.
In my defense, all of Maye’s mistakes actually came when he was facing little duress. That being said, his refusal to take what the defense gives him is maddening. He simply refuses to hit the open player underneath, on the sideline, or execute anything that isn’t high-risk.
Though they only scored six points, they managed to get the ball onto the Jaguars’ side of the field seven times. Each time, they failed to score a touchdown. Instead, they coughed up three critical turnovers—two interceptions and a lost fumble by Maye—ultimately walking away with only two field goals. According to Sports Bureau and NextGenStats tracking data, this ties the highest number of drives an NFL team has advanced into an opponent’s territory without scoring a touchdown in over two decades (matching a 2003 Patriots-Browns game).
The right side of the Patriots’ offensive line was a revolving door. Since losing Mike Onwenu the week prior, his replacement, Greg Van Roten, was also injured early in the contest, leading to a total collapse of protection. Veteran Morgan Moses committed a holding penalty born from bad technique, negating what would have been a 21-yard touchdown run by Maye.
(Maye had 5 WRs open here)
Maye’s short-term regression is indicative of how poorly Eliot Wolf constructed this team, putting all of his eggs in the A.J. Brown basket. Long-term, it is important to remember that Maye is not the first of a new wave of quarterbacks to suddenly regress after an initial breakout.
The more the league trends toward moving the ball up the field while only half-heartedly embracing a conservative scheme, the more this same story will play out for reasons beyond on-field personnel and the offensive coordinator. Trevor Lawrence struggled mightily until this past season, often waxing and waning, until finally learning enough that you can confidently say he’s a quarterback you can win your division with. There was no magic elixir, no change in play-calling, and no influx of talent. His brain finally learned how to play football. It is that simple fact fans don’t wish to accept as reality for Maye: he does not know how to play football yet. Full stop.
Bad Mechanics, anyone?
The people clamoring for him to be Tom Brady—to be a model of consistent excellence for 20 years—need to get their heads checked. He’ll never be that, and we’ll likely never see that again. What we can get is year-after-year development into a solid, savvy quarterback who won’t make it his personal mission to give the ball away. He’s 24 and a bit of a moron, but what we saw in 2025 doesn’t magically disappear overnight.
For the first three games of this season, the Patriots offense has scored 29 points on 30 drives. You know what that is comparable to? The 2021 New York Jets, led by Zach Wilson. (Link to the tweet that is proof of this —
The Patriots offense has scored 29 points on 30 drives this season
That’s the fewest points per drive (0.97) by any team through 3 games since the 2021 Jets in the 1st 3 starts of Zach Wilson’s career
I never thought I’d be clamoring for Cam Ward to be my quarterback three games into the year, yet here we are. Is Ward good? Certainly not. He misses open guys routinely and scored only seven points against the Giants in a game that was begging to be taken. But you know what he doesn’t do? Turn the ball over. If Maye had Ward’s paltry stats of two touchdowns and one interception, as opposed to one touchdown and six interceptions, this team is 2-1—or hell, maybe 3-0 if they could give their defense a needed respite. Give me the quarterback who understands on some macro level that he sucks and plays within his limitations over the quarterback who says all the right things about accountability but goes out there and makes the same mistakes. At this point, any Patriots possession that ends in a punt rather than a turnover should be welcomed.
Is it a sign of defeat when you say not to expect a championship-level quarterback this season, next season, or even the season after that? Of course it is! But you shouldn’t hope for Maye to be that right now because it’s akin to banging your head against a wall. Just hope he becomes someone the Patriots are willing to keep around on a reasonable salary when his rookie contract is torn up. They won’t do it, and they absolutely shouldn’t do it, but I’d be inclined to want to see Tommy DeVito out there—knowing he isn’t any good—out of sheer curiosity to see if my inclination that this is largely Maye’s fault is correct. In the stint DeVito had in garbage time against Jacksonville, he did not turn the ball over, completed three passes for 30 yards, and logged an efficient 77 passer rating. The ball came out quickly, and the Patriots played a cleaner brand of offense in that little stint than at any point prior this season.
If you were to ask me in August how I saw this first matchup against the Bills going, I’d tell you both quarterbacks would try to keep the opposing team in the game, and ultimately it would come down to coaching and the fact that Buffalo’s defense stinks, allowing the Patriots to eke out a win. Now? I thoroughly expect a boat race. The good news is that after Buffalo, the Patriots have two easier games against Las Vegas and New York. While the Raiders are 3-0 and the Jets are feisty, the Patriots should not lose those games. If they lose those, you might as well start preparing for 2027.
If they can claw their way to 3-3 heading into week six, maybe A.J. Brown comes back, the offense opens up a little, Maye steadies himself, and the team can play the conservative style it needs to remain competitive for a playoff spot.
Vinny Jace is a special contributor to The15net.com.
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Here are this weekend’s NFL matchups:
Chargers at Bills
Panthers at Browns
Texans at Colts
Jets at Lions
Patriots at Jaguars
Chiefs at Dolphins
Titans at Giants
Bengals at Steelers
Seahawks at Commanders
Cardinals at 49ers
Vikings at Buccaneers
Raiders at Saints
Ravens at Cowboys
Rams at Broncos
Eagles at Bears (Tiebreaker – total points scored)
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And good luck to all our contestants!
It’s like I’m in Blade Runner, or Wobey Mike’s idea of Seattle.
If that crazy, fat, bald, old man who lives alone in his creepy basement apartment has seemed extra irritable lately, it’s not only because he’s been getting his teeth kicked in on Twitter every day (although that’s 99% of the reason). It’s also because his rheumatism is probably acting up due to the impending Nor’easter (that and his eleven meniscus surgeries).
Nor’easterPreparedness Tips:
Stock Up on the 4 B’s: Beer, Bread, Batteries and Beer
Secure the Exterior: Bring patio furniture, garbage cans, and any small children indoors
Protect Windows: Baseball season isn’t over, but it might be time to install the storm windows
Clear Drainage: Send your wife up the ladder to clean out the gutters and downspouts
Vehicle Prep: Keep your gas tank full. Remember, much like your beer fridge: “half full is empty”
Check on Your Elderly Neighbors: They may have some extra beer
Hang in there
Stay safe, keep your paws dry, and remember: if the house blows away, you still have eight lives left.
Sunday Lunch Time Chargers at Bills (-7) Bills short circuit Bolts
Panthers (-2.5) at Browns Black cats poop out Brown turds
A Cleveland Steamer
Texans (-2.5) at Colts Someone has to win, and Indy lost the coin flip
“What’s the most you ever lost on a coin toss?”
Jets at Lions (-6.5) Kings of Beasts feast fancy on Gino’s Jets
Patriots at Jaguars (-2.5) Spotted cats pounce on Maye’s many mistakes