Can YOU pick more winners than our own Football Cat? If so, you become eligible to win prizes! Football Cat stumbled a bit picking the 1:00 games, but recovered & finished the week going 8-5. No human contestant did as well.
How to play? Simply pick who you think will win this weekend’s games. (Sunday and Monday only) Pick more winners than Football Cat, and you can win your choice of either a The15 Inside Joke Prize Pack, a $25 Ninety Nine Restaurant Gift Card, a $25 Amazon Gift Card, or a $25 Supermarket Gift Card! Your choice as to Market Basket, Big Y, Shaw’s, or Stop & Shop! (Or another, if you are outside the New England Area)
Fluff, CITCO shirt, & your choice of KENO hat!
(One winner per week. In the event of a tie, a winner may be chosen at random. Winners remain eligible to also win in future weeks.)
Here are this weekend’s NFL matchups:
Steelers at Saints
49ers at Falcons
Buccaneers at Panthers
Giants at Texans
Colts at Vikings
Dolphins at Jets
Browns at Titans
Bengals at Ravens
Broncos at Cardinals
Packers at Lions
Rams at Raiders
Chiefs at Seahawks
Cowboysat Eagles (Tiebreaker – total points scored)
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And good luck to all our contestants!
Maybe you can visit the pumpkin patch Sunday with NE already having played?
From The Collaborative that brought you the Immaculate Squid and your daily SteveRdle, comes a new brainteaser… Is It, 1789 or 2026?
Today’s clue: “Following recent events in the Bastille neighborhood, and after careful consideration, we felt it appropriate not to move forward with the planned event in Paris”
Is It, 1789 or 2026?
If you guessed 1789, well sorry 24601, you will not be taking home any fabulous prizes to little Cosette.
The correct answer is 2026!
Since no one won today’s game, all the prizes will auctioned off with the proceeds to be split amongst the interns.
Thank you for being with us today, and remember to please help control the dog population. Have your dogs spayed, neutered or donated to scientific research. Goodbye, everybody!
Just kidding dog people, it’s all love
L’heure du Petit-Déjeuner du dimanche Steelers (-3) at Saints Les Saints de La Nouvelle-Orléans triomphent et s’offrent un défilé de la victoire sur les Champs-Élysées
Très Bien
Sunday Lunch Time 49ers (-3.5) at Falcons Purrdies rub Penix the wrong way
We miss you Jojo
Buccaneers at Panthers (-3.5) Black cats cook the Baker boys
Not so fabulous
Giants at Texans (-10) Everything is bigger in Texas, even the Giants margin of defeat
Colts at Vikings (-6.5) Norsemen discover that Carlie Irsay-Gordon’s notebook is full of cookie recipes.
Dolphins at Jets (-4.5) Jets soar over tanking Phins
Browns (-1.5) at Titans Brownies bite Tits
Ouch
Bengals at Ravens (-3) Stripey cats pounce on Poes
I got your “Nevermore” right here
Sunday Dinner Time Broncos (-4.5) at Cardinals Mile Highers club Cards
Packers at Lions (-3) Jungle Kings devour Meatmen
Just in time for Halloween
Rams (-4.5) at Raiders Horny sheep leave Las Vegas with a win
Sunday Dinner Time Chiefs at Seahawks (-2.5) All three generations of Kenneth Walkers will be celebrating
Monday Prowl Time Cowboys (-4.5) at Eagles Dallas does Dom
Debbie… OOTG
Football Cat lives in New Hampshire, enjoys watching football, and is a cat.
Can YOU pick more winners than our own Football Cat? If so, you become eligible to win prizes! Congratulations once again to Warren Dull’s Aunt! Going 10-3-1 last week, she did better than FC’s none too shabby 8-5-1.
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Fluff, CITCO shirt, & your choice of KENO hat!
(One winner per week. In the event of a tie, a winner may be chosen at random. Winners remain eligible to also win in future weeks.)
Here are this weekend’s NFL matchups:
Texans at Jaguars
Bears at Falcons
Ravens at Browns
Titans at Colts
Jets at Patriots
Saints at Giants
Panthers at Eagles
Steelers at Buccaneers
Cardinals at Rams
Chargers at Chiefs
Bills at Raiders
Cowboys at Packers
Commanders at 49ers (Tiebreaker – total points scored)
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And good luck to all our contestants!
You better be winning fair and square, Auntie! Get your three-season room in order!
Can YOU pick more winners than our own Football Cat? If so, you become eligible to win prizes! Congratulations again to Warren Dull’s Aunt! Going 12-3, she was one better that FC’s very respectable 11-4.
How to play? Simply pick who you think will win this weekend’s games. (Sunday and Monday only) Pick more winners than Football Cat, and you can win your choice of either a The15 Inside Joke Prize Pack, a $25 Ninety Nine Restaurant Gift Card, or a $25 Supermarket Gift Card! Your choice as to Market Basket, Big Y, Shaw’s, or Stop & Shop! (Or another, if you are outside the New England Area)
(One winner per week. In the event of a tie, a winner may be chosen at random. Winners remain eligible to also win in future weeks.)
Here are this weekend’s NFL matchups:
Eagles at Jaguars
Bengals at Dolphins
Vikings at Saints
Raiders at Patriots
Browns at Jets
Texans at Titans
Colts at Steelers
Giants at Commanders
Broncos at Chargers
Lions at Cardinals
Bears at Packers
49ers at Seahawks
Ravens at Falcons
Bills at Rams (Tiebreaker – total points scored)
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Drake Maye’s Top 5 Conspiracy Theories: 5. Fumbles aren’t real 4. Chemtrails are creating atmospheric disturbances which are increasing the number of interceptions 3. Prolonged exposure to the electromagnetic field emanating from Robert Kraft’s surveillance bunker is weakening the soft tissue of the players 2. The real Bill Belichick is being held captive in the lighthouse while his clone is out damaging his legacy 1. Fluoridation caused Mike Vrabel to have a six year affair with Dianna Russini
I do not avoid women, Drake, but I do deny them my essence
Sunday Breakfast Time Eagles at Jaguars (-4.5) Spotted cats enjoy a win over a spot of tea
Yeah baby!
Sunday Lunch Time Bengals (-7.5) at Dolphins Stripey cats feast on fish
Look a catfish
Vikings (-1.5) at Saints Who dat say dey gonna beat dem Saints? Dey be the Vikings.
Raiders at Patriots (-3.5) Birds may not be real, but Drake Maye IS!
Safety first
Browns at Jets (-2.5) Brown out shuts down New York
Texans (-6.5) at Titans Texans top Tits
Texan tit top
Colts at Steelers (-2.5) Yinzy over Indy
Giants at Commanders (-3) Greek Giant skins Washington
I thought you said “green giant”
Sunday Dinner Time Broncos (-3.5) at Chargers Bolts shock Broncos
Lions (-5.5) at Cardinals Jungle Kings devour pretty red birds
Roar!
Bears (-2.5) at Packers Meatmen grind out a win
I am not a bear
49ers at Seahawks (-3) Fake Seabirds soar as Purrdy slumps in the perpetual rain of Seattle
Yet another miserable rainy day in Seattle
Sunday Prowl Time Ravens (-3.5) at Falcons Penix slaps the Scary Black Birds
Monday Prowl Time Bills at Rams (-2.5) Horny Sheep clip Hairy Cows
Football Cat lives in New Hampshire, enjoys watching football, and is a cat.
The calendars may gave flipped to October, but our top scientists at CoCoRaHSS have discovered a strange atmospheric phenomenon, emanating out of One Patriot Place, resulting in all of New England being transported back to Mid-Maye!
Mid-Maye
The “Community Collaborative Rain, Hail, Snow and Suck Network”, more commonly known as CoCoRaHSS (pronounced KO-ko-rozzzzzzz), is a grassroots volunteer network of backyard football/weather observers of all ages and backgrounds, working together to map precipitation and piss poor quarterbacking in their local communities.
Sunday Lu̶n̶c̶h̶SecondBreakfast Time Colts (-3) at Commanders Indianapolis Jones skins Commies
Commies… I hate those guys
Jets at Bears (-3) Da Bears scramble the Jets
Titans at Ravens (-11.5) Tits may be ass
Gluteus Catsimus
Packers (-3.5) at Buccaneers Green topples Tampa in the “Battle of the Bays”
Patriots at Bills (-6.5) Bills batter Bledsoe 2.0
Drew Bledsoe but with an extra chromosome
Jaguars at Bengals (-2.5) Spots over Stripes
It’s advanced fashion, you wouldn’t understand
Cardinals (-1) at Giants Due to Jaxson’s injury, Brother Jim told Brother John to get JJ to back up Jamesis. J-Men win!
Rams (-2) at Eagles American Birds soar over road weary Rams
Cowboys at Texans (-2.5) Houston has too many problems
Félicette made it back alive, suck it Laika
Sunday Dinner Time Dolphins at Vikings (-10) With Arch Manning in Miami and Dante Moore with the Jets, in 6 months the Patriots may have the worst QB in the division. Minni over Miami.
Chargers at Seahawks (-6.5) Fake Seabirds make Brother Jim wish he had traded for JJ McCarthy
Chiefs (-4.5) at Raiders The Autumn Wind is a Raider, pillaging just for fun. He’ll knock you ’round and upside down, and laugh when he’s conquered and won… but not this time!
Autumn wind? Sounds chilly
Broncos at 49ers (-3) Bucking Billies struggle at sea level
Sunday Prowl Time Lions (-3.5) at Panthers Black Cats dethrone Jungle Kings
Monday Prowl Time Falcons at Saints (-2.5) In a stunning reversal, Popes penetrate Penix
Please your Holiness, no more Penix
Football Cat lives in New Hampshire, enjoys watching football, and is a cat.
Can YOU pick more winners than our own Football Cat? If so, you become eligible to win prizes! And prizes were won! Congratulations to the two winners! Football Cat’s usually dependable intuition was doubtless affected by the humidity from the nor’easter.
How to play? Simply pick who you think will win this weekend’s games. (Sunday and Monday only) Pick more winners than Football Cat, and you can win your choice of either a The15 Inside Joke Prize Pack, a $25 Ninety Nine Restaurant Gift Card, or a $25 Supermarket Gift Card! Your choice as to Market Basket, Big Y, Shaw’s, or Stop & Shop! (Or another, if you are outside the New England Area)
(One winner per week. Usually. In the event of a tie, a winner may be chosen at random. Winners remain eligible to also win in future weeks.)
Here are this weekend’s NFL matchups:
Colts at Commanders
Jets at Bears
Jaguars at Bengals
Cardinals at Giants
Rams at Eagles
Packers at Buccaneers
Patriots at Bills
Titans at Ravens
Cowboys at Texans
Dolphins at Vikings
Chiefs at Raiders
Broncos at 49ers
Chargers at Seahawks
Lions at Panthers
Falcons at Saints (Tiebreaker – total points scored)
Email your picks to bjbsjournalintern@gmail.com (prior to kickoff of the first listed game) or, if that isn’t how you roll, post them on the Twitter and our classy group of interns will make sure your entry is added to this week’s pool of contestants!
Can YOU pick more winners than our own Football Cat? If so, you become eligible to win prizes! But so far, the best anyone has done is eked out a tie! Insufficient!
How to play? Simply pick who you think will win this weekend’s games. (Sunday and Monday only) Pick more winners than FC, and you can win your choice of either a The15 Inside Joke Prize Pack, a $25 Ninety Nine Restaurant Gift Card, or a $25 Supermarket Gift Card! Your choice as to Market Basket, Big Y, Shaw’s, or Stop & Shop! (Or another, if you are outside the New England Area)
You should try and win prizes.
(One winner per week. In the event of a tie, a winner will be chosen at random. Winners remail eligible to also win in future weeks.)
Here are this weekend’s NFL matchups:
Chargers at Bills
Panthers at Browns
Texans at Colts
Jets at Lions
Patriots at Jaguars
Chiefs at Dolphins
Titans at Giants
Bengals at Steelers
Seahawks at Commanders
Cardinals at 49ers
Vikings at Buccaneers
Raiders at Saints
Ravens at Cowboys
Rams at Broncos
Eagles at Bears (Tiebreaker – total points scored)
Email your picks to bjbsjournalintern@gmail.com (prior to kickoff of the first listed game) or, if that isn’t how you roll, post them on the Twitter and our autumnal group of interns will make sure your entry is added to this week’s pool of contestants!
And good luck to all our contestants!
It’s like I’m in Blade Runner, or Wobey Mike’s idea of Seattle.
If that crazy, fat, bald, old man who lives alone in his creepy basement apartment has seemed extra irritable lately, it’s not only because he’s been getting his teeth kicked in on Twitter every day (although that’s 99% of the reason). It’s also because his rheumatism is probably acting up due to the impending Nor’easter (that and his eleven meniscus surgeries).
Nor’easterPreparedness Tips:
Stock Up on the 4 B’s: Beer, Bread, Batteries and Beer
Secure the Exterior: Bring patio furniture, garbage cans, and any small children indoors
Protect Windows: Baseball season isn’t over, but it might be time to install the storm windows
Clear Drainage: Send your wife up the ladder to clean out the gutters and downspouts
Vehicle Prep: Keep your gas tank full. Remember, much like your beer fridge: “half full is empty”
Check on Your Elderly Neighbors: They may have some extra beer
Hang in there
Stay safe, keep your paws dry, and remember: if the house blows away, you still have eight lives left.
Sunday Lunch Time Chargers at Bills (-7) Bills short circuit Bolts
Panthers (-2.5) at Browns Black cats poop out Brown turds
A Cleveland Steamer
Texans (-2.5) at Colts Someone has to win, and Indy lost the coin flip
“What’s the most you ever lost on a coin toss?”
Jets at Lions (-6.5) Kings of Beasts feast fancy on Gino’s Jets
Patriots at Jaguars (-2.5) Spotted cats pounce on Maye’s many mistakes
Were people expecting a Zolak to be good at quarterbacking?
In early May, the idea that the Red Sox would need to buy champagne and beer to celebrate making the playoffs seemed preposterous. Let them have their moment.
Ironically, Caleb Williams has to not play this weekend to look like less of a pussy.
Nothing more basic than a “my sport is tougher” pissing match.
The Patriots not only didn’t lose, they actually won!
Baseball savants: Today is the 118th anniversary of Fred Merkle’s alleged “boner.” The rest of you don’t give a shit.
Tommy DeVito was excited in the locker room. Why? He got Aaron Rodgers’ jersey.
Saw an alligator on my way to Starbucks. Owning.
Subaru Sue O’Connell has more sick relatives than Manny Ramirez.
Cakes are cooking for Julio Iglesias, Steve Boone, Neal Smith, Bruce Springsteen, Maren Jensen, Larry Mize, Marvin Lewis, Jason Alexander, John Harbaugh, Mark Woodforde, Pete Harnisch, Jeff Cirillo, Tapio Laukkanen, Ani DiFranco, Karl Pilkington, Anthony Mackie, Keri Lynn Pratt, Anneliese van der Pol, Matt Kemp, Joba Chamberlain, Brandon Jennings, and Maleah Joi Moon.
Tortilla chips can be the oyster crackers of chili if you do it right.
He was too old by that point, but I’ve always thought Paul Newman would’ve been perfect for the Frank Costello role in The Departed. Not a huge fan of Nicholson’s performance.
My dog, Clavicular, is sure enjoying the cooler temps outside today.
Michael Lombardi started a Substack. Football Done Right is where my NFL writing lives now: the Tuesday review, the Friday Lombardi Look Ahead, QB and power ratings, and deep dives like this one on why Dan Campbell has never fixed the Lions defense. Free and paid tiers.
Brit soccer fans would have had a multi-stanza “Rodgers Can’t Fuck” chant good to go, Pats fans. Just sayin’.
These last 6 Red Sox games feel like NFL Preseason Game #3.
Green Line: Due to signal modernization work there will be no service between North Station & Babcock St (B), Kenmore (C+D), & Heath St (E) Sep 26 – Oct 4. Use buses for service to Copley/Back Bay. Use Orange Line between Back Bay & North Station.
How you all feel watching Tolle on the hill is exactly how I feel watching The Butchie.
Can we be honest here? Sydney Sweeney was not chosen for the ad as a “representation of women in sport,” she was chosen for the ad because they’re trying to sell a gambling app to 18-24 year old males who masturbate frequently.
Japan is an amazing place.
Hey gang of tough love givers, ‘this week’s Phrase that Pays is, “stop calling girls hon. It’s disgusting.”
If I’m the Patriots I bring back Joe Milton III to put pressure on Drake Maye’s job. Drake is quickly becoming the athletic version of Mac Jones.
Let’s all agree to stop acknowledging Guyliner from Braintree.
Why did Nantz making it sound like it’s a big deal that a defensive lineman never had a TD in college?
In the wee, wee hours Your mind gets hazy Radio relay towers Gon’ lead me to my baby. The radio’s jammed up With talk show stations It’s just talk, talk, talk, talk ‘Til you lose your patience.
Mister state trooper Please don’t stop me.
Colorado native Tim Miller had to wear an ole Miss shirt today because his beloved LSU lost. what a scamp!
Another solid game from Will Campbell.
Sometimes my mustache bothers me, but I can’t shave it cause then I’d look Amish.
Rachel Dratch, you still got it, kid.
License to Ill was revolutionary Mort. It was the REAL 1st rap album to cross over into suburbia and was the genesis for rap becoming mainstream.
Tape measures in America have centimeters.
You just can not take New York City seriously as long as it continues to air JEOPARDY! before “Wheel Of Fortune”.
Angel Reese is genuinely Tim Duncan.
New investigation for UNC: Does Bill Belichick steal Kristi Noem’s husband’s fetish? If UNC worms its way out of that contract, he could always do Walking Bets.
The Red Sox no longer have an interim manager but they still have an interim Citgo sign.
Tom is going to have a toothpick in his mouth and a pack of smokes rolled up in his sleeve when he calls the game next week. Edgy!
Loop Loc has a variety of color ways and styles that accentuate your pool area in style and safety.
Honk if you remember when Cheryl Ladd replaced Farrah Fawcett on Charlie’s Angels.
That guy over there, he looks like the woodchuck Joey Gladstone used to fist on Full House.
I see Todd Helton got a zesty statue.
Dan Campbell is an idiot’s idea of a great coach, style over substance.
Tell that one Freiermuth story again.
“Someone else’s business” is certainly one way to describe being a homewrecker.
The Entitled Town Podcast is my only source for WNBA playoff predictions except for the rest of the internet.
Best bet for the weekend: raingear.
You WILL get wet.
Material from interviews, wire services, Twitter, Meta, other writers, league and team sources, David Burge, Joe Giza, and the members of #the15 were used in this column.Glory Days.
