08/05/26 Cleaning Out the Sports Junk Drawer
Jarren Duran hasn’t been this surprised since the gun didn’t go off. What?
New Englanders wait all winter for warm weather just for people to start acting like it’s October in August #lol
You should be publicly flogged for posting Madden ratings.
Imagine committing fraud for Daniel Theis.
Oh to buy a legit Red Sox shirt with my own last name on it.
I bet Romo got pulled over for having that haircut. That’s enough probable cause.
Sure it’s late here after a west coast game, but Rich Hill should have lower energy on the postgame show.
Few if any executives have had a more expansive impact on a sports organization’s business-side success over the past two decades than Tom Garfinkel.
Cakes are cooking for John McCartan, Jo Collins, Bernie Carbo, Eddie “Fingers” Ojeda, Maureen McCormick, Pat Smear, Otis Thorpe, Patrick Ewing, Mark Strong, Adam Yauch, Jeff Coffin, James Gunn, John Olerud, John Wasdin, Eric Hinske, Carl Crawford, LoLo Jones, Paula Creamer, Patrick Reed, and Anthony Edwards.
Why does everyone making “content” (Sideshow Bob groan) use that tiny little microphone you can only hold with two fingers?
The 8K Calorie Challenge, or as Tazzi’s wife calls it, breakfast. HeyOOOOO!
Is this even fun for Dodgers fans? Like yeah, you get all the best players and you’re going to win the World Series, but can that replicate the joy of watching Caleb Durbin lay down a perfect bunt, or Andruw Monasterio line a double to the gap?
Hey gang of gamers, this week’s Phrase that Pays is, “Spent a long time on myrrh”.
Good thing I have plus-plus barrel control.
Red Line: Delays of about 15 minutes due to a signal problem near Harvard. Trains may stand by at stations.
Regarding Roman Anthony: Call me when he has more swings than swigs.
The Invite is a pants-pissingly hilarious movie and funniest of year so far. Seth Rogen and Olivia Wilde pull off hilarious Laurel & Hardy routine as miserable married couple hosting their horny, chill neighbors (Penelope Cruz and Ed Norton) for dinner and hilarity ensues. Wilde is the revelation here though, giving a comedic performance for the ages. Expect some noms.
Dondero really wants you guys to know he played baseball in college.
“I work seven days a week!” like she’s punching the clock at the Pontiac plant and not part-time at whatever the fuck Action Network HQ is.
Soon, Wally will be wearing a Ceddanne Rafaela mask.
My goal in life right now is to cut off the sound of the Toyota singing cowboy commercial before he gets to the second “big.” Most annoying commercial of the year.
Corruption? In Rhode Island? Seems farfetched.
I never had Sweetgreen in my life. It looks like one of those places that puts processed chicken in your salad and tells you you’re eating healthy.
The Patriots are at their best when they have a cannon-armed black QB who has no chance of actually playing.
The Skyhawks is a great name.
Wait, did Merloni do a Pedro imitation using an Asian voice?
Surprised they re-signed Pochettino when guys like Twellman have all the answers.
Tarik Skubal is still white.
Anyone needs me, I’m going to Cumbys to get some toad venom.
So Kyle Shanahan got hit in the face with airbags? Same thing happened to Coach Vrabes and Dianna!
Ohtani lost 45K betting that the Sox would throw at him. Sad.
No matter where I am, every time I see a traffic cone now, I smile thinking of the Scottish invasion of Boston during the World Cup.
I can’t stand it, I know you planned it
I’m gonna set it straight, this Watergate
Lord, I can’t stand rockin’ when I’m in this place
Because I feel disgrace because you’re all in my face
But make no mistakes and switch up my channel
I’m Buddy Rich when I fly off the handle
What could it be? It’s a mirage
You’re scheming on a thing, that’s sabotage.
Please don’t respond to me and tell me to “relax” or “calm down” I’ll block your ass so fast. The audacity of people on this app (men)
News Item: Boston College fired longtime MBB broadcasters because new coach Luke Murray didn’t want anyone tied to old staff. OK, but can he get Meterparel fired too?
The last 2 players to wear number 11 for the Red Sox were traded to the Giants.
My dad heard “Big Pussy died” and immediately called my wife to ask how I killed myself. Very hurtful. RIP.
Bye, Narv.
The 4th Earl of Sandwich didn’t become so degenerate a gambler that he wouldn’t leave the card table to eat supper just to have his name misstated.
Best bet for the weekend: Revs over Dynamo.
Material from interviews, wire services, Twitter, Meta, other writers, league and team sources, Fearless Farinella, Joe Giza, and the members of #the15 were used in this column. Intergalactic.
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