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Beat Football Cat! (2026 Week 7)

Winning is fun!

Can YOU pick more winners than our own Football Cat? If so, you become eligible to win prizes! Football Cat stumbled a bit picking the 1:00 games, but recovered & finished the week going 8-5. No human contestant did as well.

How to play? Simply pick who you think will win this weekend’s games. (Sunday and Monday only) Pick more winners than Football Cat, and you can win your choice of either a The15 Inside Joke Prize Pack, a $25 Ninety Nine Restaurant Gift Card, a $25 Amazon Gift Card, or a $25 Supermarket Gift Card! Your choice as to Market Basket, Big Y, Shaw’s, or Stop & Shop! (Or another, if you are outside the New England Area)

Fluff, CITCO shirt, & your choice of KENO hat!

(One winner per week. In the event of a tie, a winner may be chosen at random. Winners remain eligible to also win in future weeks.)

Here are this weekend’s NFL matchups:

Steelers at Saints

49ers at Falcons

Buccaneers at Panthers

Giants at Texans

Colts at Vikings

Dolphins at Jets

Browns at Titans

Bengals at Ravens

Broncos at Cardinals

Packers at Lions

Rams at Raiders

Chiefs at Seahawks

Cowboys at Eagles (Tiebreaker – total points scored)


Email your picks to bjbsjournalintern@gmail.com (prior to kickoff of the first listed game) or, if that isn’t how you roll, post them on the Twitter and our crisp group of interns will make sure your entry is added to this week’s pool of contestants!

And good luck to all our contestants!

Maybe you can visit the pumpkin patch Sunday with NE already having played?

10/21/26 Cleaning Out the Sports Junk Drawer

Someone came ready to play.

I hope the Celtics understand by losing a road game they disappointed a fat human Coinstar.

Are we sure “Dr. Jesse Morse” isn’t just Markwayne Mullin in a lab coat?

Have the judges who picked the finalists been to Logan Airport? “Voice of” should clearly be an unintelligible Dominican accent.

Bob Uecker just cracked a Miller somewhere.

I’m definitely impressed by the guy with “MBA” in his zoom display name.

Great job with the fast healing, but the grace of God needs to bestow ball security upon TreVeyon next.

For the many who seem interested: Progresso, $4.49; Campbell’s, $4.29.

You can’t stop Mikko Rantanen, you can only hope he doesn’t score four goals against you.

You’d be missing throws too if your wife was hobnobbing with hairy Armenians.

Imagine being a Callahan Stan. He looks like Freddy Krueger and sounds like RFK Jr. with AIDS.

Cakes are cooking for Manfred Mann, Elvin Bishop, Judith Sheindlin, Everett McGill, Lee Loughnane, Patti Davis, Charlotte Caffey, Eric Faulkner, George Bell, Ken Watanabe, John Flaherty, Mo Lewis, Andrew Scott, Mélanie Turgeon, Will Estes, Kim Kardashian, Zack Greinke, Glen Powell, and Doja Cat.

I missed the NBA. I did not miss watching Joel Embiid play basketball.

They’re still drinking root beers out in Provo.

Never realized how many French Studies majors have been on Twitter and IG this whole time, kid.

We’re looking down our noses at Attleboro 7s now?

Sacramento Kings guard Ben Simmons is believed to have sustained a torn Achilles tendon at practice Sunday. He can now go back to doing what he loves most; not playing basketball.

I see you, Robert Spillane.

Red Line: Delays of about 15 minutes due to a signal problem near Davis. Trains may stand by at stations.

Every time I hear Garrett Wilson I think of Garrett Morris.

Can’t imagine holding any high-end Justin Herbert cards. The Chargers are the worst team in the NFL.

I don’t like my visa picture.

Bledsoe, Mahomes and Maye married somebody who loved them before they were famous. Shitheads like Brady marry the supermodel and weep about their divorce in their Instagram stories.

Little powdered donuts are still very elite.

Hey gang of Eurohoopers, this week’s Phrase that Pays is, “I appreciate all the internet doctors trying to diagnose and help, but I’m in the best hands. So everyone can relax now. And I don’t have HIV or AIDS.”

Yaaaaaa Sully … Big Govahment is running the classic pump and dump gas scheme … yaaaaaaaa

Calling a Mexican person Taco on a social media app is definitely one way to convince people you’re not a racist.

I could see ESPN tossing the bag at Greg Olsen.

Jaylen Brown says he bought a gold harp, and now has someone come over twice a week to play it as the sun goes down while his chef cooks dinner.

Seriously, how the hell is there 450 different types of Drew Bledsoe football cards?

Kage Moush?

Zolak gets so bored when the game is decided. Squirrel brain.

Roger McQueen wearing No. 95 for Anaheim is terrific.

Mike Reiss has a snacking problem. There, I said it.

If we’re talking artists from the 2010’s I’m not sure why Flo Rida isn’t seen as above Bieber Rihanna etc.

Lift the weights
Run the miles
Boil the eggs

Obviously the Halloween theme from the original 1978 movie is ICONIC, but i think the synthesizer version from Halloween II (1981) is even spookier and creepier.

I must have been through ’bout a million girls
I love ’em and I leave ’em alone
I didn’t care how much they cried, no, sir
Their tears left me cold as a stone

But then I fooled around and fell in love
I fooled around and fell in love
I fooled around and fell (pause) in love
Fooled around and fell in love.

Bledsoe got more tail in the nineties than a bus station toilet seat.

I have no idea what L.L. stands for.

‘Karon Prunty’ sounds like a woman who would send back a steak at an Outback.

Jay-Z pulled a Dick Cheney?

The Knicks actually raised the mid-season tournament banner as well? Leave it to the Knicks to ruin everything.

Coach Drip will be failing upwards to Chargers head coach very soon.

I know he’s won a championship and is one of the best players in the world, but I think this 3pm game on a Tuesday in October is Tatum’s legacy.

Coach Bill Belichick. Owning.

I mean, having listeners is nice, but it’s not the same as winning a Marconi Award.

Doubs needed a guardian cap for his torso and legs.

Honk if you remember Rocky Point Park.

Can Archie Manning send some of his goon squad to clean out the Parisian rioters before the Steelers/Saints game dimanche?

I need somebody way smarter than me to explain why the “exposure” of Dave Portnoy calling UConn-UMass the “cum bowl” is worth it.

Poor Jeff Howe. The guy has Vague Symptoms Syndrome.

I shouldn’t have put off taking the drive to see the Mysterious Hanging Boulder to 2027.

The Philadelphia Eagles try to kill any more of their players?

Best bet for the weekend: An early must-win game for both the Celtics and Knicks at the TD Garden.

“Is that Mikey Adams or Artie Lange?” – “Jon Eater-parel.” – “Gerry looks like the world’s longest living progeria patient.” – “Dennis looks like different parts of ancient corpses sewn together with new clothes from his closet.”

Material from interviews, wire services, Twitter, Meta, other writers, league and team sources, Joe Giza, Matt Vautour, Old BSMW Friend Lebron, and the members of #the15 were used in this column. Relax.

The colors say Fall, but the open toes say Indian Summer.

TO’s & Three’s – Celtics 2026-27 Season Preview Column

By Vinny Jace, Special to the15net dot com:

It’s been a long summer for Celtics fans. More importantly, it’s been a long summer for me watching Philly fans take a more obnoxious victory lap than Knicks fans. Heading into this season, the local and national media perception surrounding the Celtics is that they’re entering a phase similar to when the Red Sox traded Mookie Betts—it’s all about the bottom line.

I have written about this team a lot and tried to present a fair and honest assessment of why the offseason went the way it did. I staked the claim that owner Bill Chisholm is not John Henry, and that the Jaylen Brown trade was made solely for basketball purposes. While we may quibble with the return—and trust me, my heart has still not accepted this new reality—for the time being, I am confident we’ve seen the beginning of why Brad Stevens did what he did in a manner that is no longer just hypothetical.

The Celtics took the money that likely would have gone to Brown’s extension and proceeded to re-sign their depth pieces. They locked down starting center Neemias Queta (4 years, $56 million), Jordan Walsh (3 years, $15 million), Ron Harper Jr. (4 years, $13 million), and, just earlier this week, Payton Pritchard (2 years, $44 million). The Celtics have firmly bet on their depth to carry them through a front-loaded Eastern Conference, while crossing their fingers that the squads that hastily assembled super-teams implode by season’s end.

It’s a calculated risk. I’m sure this was the loneliest summer of Stevens’ career. He went from the Whiz Kid who brought home Banner 18 to an odious figure who watched the Miami Heat obtain Giannis and traded a beloved star to their most hated rival in Philly. Even rank-and-file Celtics fans have not only questioned him, but also wondered if this is the beginning of the end of the Stevens era. Time will tell.

Brad did not leave to coach a college team. At all.

For what it is worth, the Celtics never seemed anything but content with their choices. While fans brainstormed trades to dump Paul George’s salary, the Celtics brass made it known they’re happy to have the 36-year-old forward next to Jayson Tatum in the frontcourt. The returns in the two preseason games we’ve seen them play have been very good! George has a velvet touch with the basketball; his ability to veer into opposing teams’ passing lanes and turn a defensive possession into transition offense is tremendous.

While Tatum was always the better of the Jays, the sense that they were “dueling banjos” stems from the odd fit the two always had together. Brown was a high-usage, not-so-efficient ball-stopper who occasionally flashed brilliance when trusted to handle the ball. His peak in 2024 was a sight to behold, but in context, it had a lot to do with the spectacular players who were also on that team and able to cover up his weaknesses.

George has said and done all the right things so far. He’s come across as incredibly humble, sincere, and genuinely happy to be in a place where he isn’t expected to be the focal point. He is a key cog in a machine designed to churn out regular-season wins. The Celtics aren’t under any delusions that prime PG-13 is coming back; they merely want him to play a brand of basketball that better fits the Mazzulla Ball philosophy.

One strength the Celtics have this year as opposed to last is a surplus of ball-handling. Tatum obviously was out until March, and Brown was never much of a dribbler. With Tatum back in the fold and George next to him, the Celtics have excellent distributors to complement their backcourt.

There is the issue of George’s health, and that is something you truly cannot ignore. The Celtics’ staff has managed players with iffy histories better than most and still couldn’t get a player like Kristaps Porzingis on the floor for their most important games. Now, factoring in Tatum coming off an Achilles injury and a 36-year-old George, it isn’t a stretch to imagine them missing time.

This is where betting on depth matters. It’s why you re-sign players like Walsh and Harper—so they can handle the workload in the dog days of the season, allowing you to turn to Pritchard and tell him to go get you thirty points.

The ultimate irony heading into the season is that despite all the doom and gloom, I do see this Celtics team as extremely talented with very few holes besides the health risks. The center rotation went from a weakness to a strength. Queta is back, looking to put a bad postseason behind him. Mitchell Robinson is ready to “possession maxx” on the boards, as the kids would say. And I feel much better about Luka Garza being a third-string big man than a backup. They form an excellent trio of screeners, bruisers, and smart players ready for the 82-game grind.

Pritchard and White are back in the backcourt. Optimism is high that Pritchard can take another leap, and there is legitimate hope he can achieve All-Star status. He’s gotten better every year since his initial extension in the summer of 2023, and I think the Celtics are confident there is even more to his game to be unlocked. White is coming off a campaign where he did virtually everything perfectly, except shoot the ball.

Somebody call 9-1-1, White and Whitey shooting fire on the parquet floor, whoa.

Now, that can be explained away. The team without Tatum had a dearth of offense, making it easy for defenses to focus entirely on White. He had to take care of the ball-handling, perimeter defense, and even rim-protecting duties. Perhaps that heavy workload factored into his field-goal percentage sinking below the Atlantic Ocean. I choose to believe he’ll rebound under these new and improved conditions.

Last season, the Celtics cobbled together a top-five defensive unit on a roster otherwise devoid of elite depth. Now, they have added an elite rim-protector and a veteran defensive wing who excels at off-ball defense, all while subbing out their weakest link. The bullish part of me looks at that and sees a higher upside for this team than most expect.

What tempers my expectations is, admittedly, the outside perception possibly being onto something. I lack the courage of my convictions! But in fairness, I also see the Eastern Conference as a bunch of robust, middle-class teams scrapping and clawing to win between 48 and 53 games. There should be room for nuance. For example, I do have the New York Knicks making it back to the Finals. I just don’t see how they’ll win more than 53 games—the same mark as the year prior—in a conference where teams aren’t actively tanking.

Teams’ strengths will be diluted by what appears to be a lackluster win-loss record. A sleeping giant in the East awaits the playoffs. My reading on the Celtics is they’ll win a modest 50 games—but I do not see them as that sleeping giant.

Vinny Jace is a special contributor to The15net.com.

Beat Football Cat! (2026 Week 6)

“Knock it off.”

Can YOU pick more winners than our own Football Cat? If so, you become eligible to win prizes! Congratulations once again to Warren Dull’s Aunt! Going 10-3-1 last week, she did better than FC’s none too shabby 8-5-1.

How to play? Simply pick who you think will win this weekend’s games. (Sunday and Monday only) Pick more winners than Football Cat, and you can win your choice of either a The15 Inside Joke Prize Pack, a $25 Ninety Nine Restaurant Gift Card, a $25 Amazon Gift Card, or a $25 Supermarket Gift Card! Your choice as to Market Basket, Big Y, Shaw’s, or Stop & Shop! (Or another, if you are outside the New England Area)

Fluff, CITCO shirt, & your choice of KENO hat!

(One winner per week. In the event of a tie, a winner may be chosen at random. Winners remain eligible to also win in future weeks.)

Here are this weekend’s NFL matchups:

Texans at Jaguars

Bears at Falcons

Ravens at Browns

Titans at Colts

Jets at Patriots

Saints at Giants

Panthers at Eagles

Steelers at Buccaneers

Cardinals at Rams

Chargers at Chiefs

Bills at Raiders

Cowboys at Packers

Commanders at 49ers (Tiebreaker – total points scored)

Email your picks to bjbsjournalintern@gmail.com (prior to kickoff of the first listed game) or, if that isn’t how you roll, post them on the Twitter and our nice group of interns will make sure your entry is added to this week’s pool of contestants!

And good luck to all our contestants!

You better be winning fair and square, Auntie! Get your three-season room in order!

10/14/26 Cleaning Out the Sports Junk Drawer

Frusen Glädjé Fraser Minten!

The Patriots red 1980s throwback uniforms are commonly called their “Pat Patriot” unis but the modern Flying Elvis mascot is still called Pat Patriot so technically their current unis are Pat Patriot too. Quite the conundrum.

Baseball truly is America’s game because it’s the only sport where sacrifices are built into the fabric of the game.

Well into October and Drake Maye still has some pretty good t-shirt tan lines going on his arms.

Are we supposed to say that some women at gyms don’t dress like whores?

Bad chirp.

I understand that several members of the 2001 Patriots left Gillette Stadium in tears thinking that Coach Belichick didn’t love them anymore because he didn’t send a video message.

Landman is the perfect name for a player who’s good at putting the ball on the ground.

I love how Ordway pats himself on the back as the reason WEEI was so popular when here’s the thing: all it was, was that there was no competition.

Would it kill her to go by Ann Maye?

I wish Bernie Brewer still slid into a mug of beer.

Cakes are cooking for Ralph Lauren, Billy Harrison, Justin Hayward, Dave Schultz, Katy Manning, Sheila Young Ochowicz, Marcia Barrett, Greg Evigan, Beth Daniel, Thomas Dolby, Isaac Mizrahi, Keith Byars, Lori Petty, Joe Girardi, Karyn White, Steve Coogan, Sylvain Lefebvre, Jim Jackson, Erika de Lone, Javon Walker, Usher, Jay Pharoah, and Jared Goff.

And there’s leftover cake in the break room from Bianca de la Garza’s birthday yesterday.

Brand new Garden floor this season. But tradition is important to the Celtics, so they’ve once again kept the bolts — even though they aren’t functional. (The boards fit together in sort of a tongue-and-groove manner.) The floor coating fills in the bolt gap, so it’s all smooth.

I think Greenwell tried to associate balding with wearing baseball hats.

Paul George is like a cat. He will jump in your lap every once in a while. He’s super lovable. Other times, you’re like, ‘Where’s Paul George?’ ‘Oh, he’s in the garage.’

Kelly Clarkson has put us all in danger.

Orange Line: Delays of about 20 minutes while personnel address a signal problem at Forest Hills. Trains may stand by at stations.

Ziegler, you’ve done it again!

Boystown is a throwback kind of place. I haven’t seen gaggles of gays in basic bars for a while.

Somebody cue up “Oklahoma! Where the wind comes right behind the rain.”

Source: UTEP over UTSA in a Secret Scrimmage.

RJ Mitte. Even Kendra mentioning the suicide hotline couldn’t stop him. Sad. RIP.

Honestly this Heat court, in the context of the rainbow going on everywhere else, is more Heat Culture than the literal “Heat Culture” court.

I was today years old when I learned what a scrimmage touchdown meant.

Pritch is back! Under contract for a two year extension!

George Lucas is upset that he didn’t think of Kindle Vildor as a Star Wars character name.

I’m not watching these Derrick White Pizza Shark commercials all season.

How many ‘K’s are there in Korn Ferry again?

Finally getting around to Ted Lasso’s newest season, and I can’t disagree more with the haters. It’s fine. It’s fun. It’s not meant to be an epic work of art. I will simply enjoy it.

Knock-knock! Who’s there? Richie Incognito! Richie Incognito who? EXACTLY.

The only person who cared more about a breakfast than Walt Jr. is Dan Shaughnessy.

Abby Chin did what Scal could never do… Disguise them titties in a flattering way.

Zolak didn’t have to make a Mazz apology? Weak.

Imagine being in eighth grade and your dad posts your school picture on Twitter for millions to see. And putting your kid’s picture on Twitter should be an automatic CPS visit.

I’m addicted to Bruins hockey and never sleeping more than 4 hours a night.

Love hurts, love scars

Love wounds and mars

Any heart

Not tough or strong enough

To take a lot of pain, take a lot of pain

Love is like a cloud

Holds a lot of rain

Love hurts

Ooh, ooh love hurts.

Bill Simmons thinks robbing graves in the cemetery is called “cradle robbing”?

Honk if you remember Quiznos.

As the million dollar man ted dibasie said they don’t ask how they won..it’s who won.

Salmon Capistrano!

Good to see Dr. Pappas and the crack Red Sox medical staff didn’t see Garrett Whitlock had a broken leg.

Never listen to football takes from a guy who wears more mascara than Tyra Banks.

Luckily for the GSW fans Al Horford will be able to fill in a few times a month for the ailing Kristaps Porzingis.

Natural athletes heal faster than gritty ones.

Tucker Carlson thinks Glenn Ordway has a small pool of podcast guests.

Best bet for the weekend. Contented coachmen in the aftermath of The Head of the Charles Regatta.

Disgusting. The Patriots’ own website is counting how many beers Zolak is drinking during his segment with Vrabel.

Material from interviews, wire services, Twitter, Meta, other writers, league and team sources, Joe Giza, Matt Vautour, Old BSMW Friend Lebron, and the members of #the15 were used in this column. Heartbreaker, soul shaker. I’ve been told about you.

And happy birthday to Czech supermodel Daniela Pestova.

Football Cat’s Week 5 NFL Picks 2026

Wake up sheeple

From the home office in Shedd Park…

Drake Maye’s Top 5 Conspiracy Theories:
5. Fumbles aren’t real
4. Chemtrails are creating atmospheric disturbances which are increasing the number of interceptions
3. Prolonged exposure to the electromagnetic field emanating from Robert Kraft’s surveillance bunker is weakening the soft tissue of the players
2. The real Bill Belichick is being held captive in the lighthouse while his clone is out damaging his legacy
1. Fluoridation caused Mike Vrabel to have a six year affair with Dianna Russini

I do not avoid women, Drake, but I do deny them my essence

Sunday Breakfast Time
Eagles at Jaguars (-4.5)

Spotted cats enjoy a win over a spot of tea

Yeah baby!

Sunday Lunch Time
Bengals (-7.5) at Dolphins

Stripey cats feast on fish

Look a catfish


Vikings (-1.5) at Saints
Who dat say dey gonna beat dem Saints?  Dey be the Vikings.


Raiders at Patriots (-3.5)
Birds may not be real, but Drake Maye IS!

Safety first


Browns at Jets (-2.5)
Brown out shuts down New York


Texans (-6.5) at Titans
Texans top Tits

Texan tit top


Colts at Steelers (-2.5)
Yinzy over Indy


Giants at Commanders (-3)
Greek Giant skins Washington

I thought you said “green giant”

Sunday Dinner Time
Broncos (-3.5) at Chargers

Bolts shock Broncos


Lions (-5.5) at Cardinals
Jungle Kings devour pretty red birds

Roar!


Bears (-2.5) at Packers
Meatmen grind out a win

I am not a bear


49ers at Seahawks (-3)
Fake Seabirds soar as Purrdy slumps in the perpetual rain of Seattle

Wet gray cat sitting beneath a sidewalk awning on a rainy city street
Yet another miserable rainy day in Seattle

Sunday Prowl Time
Ravens (-3.5) at Falcons

Penix slaps the Scary Black Birds

Monday Prowl Time
Bills at Rams (-2.5)

Horny Sheep clip Hairy Cows

Football Cat lives in New Hampshire, enjoys watching football, and is a cat.

10/07/26 Cleaning Out the Sports Junk Drawer

Efton Chism Jr must be excited.

Me crying at my TV screen saying, “you’re still him, Drake. You’re still HIM!“

Wow. 75 years now since Bobby Thomson’s home run. And how about Dave Winfield being born that very day?

Sources close to Lane Johnson said he’s retiring to spend time around “fewer Italians.”

Wow, CBS fired Romo. He should go to Barstool and paint his face with Mut.

Celtics tickets for this coming season are flying off the proverbial shelf as usual.

I love that the Brewers’ pitching coach is named Chris Hook.

Usually I prefer nacho cheese Doritos but sometimes cool ranch hits the spot.

The Red Sox might as well be the pallbearers at my funeral…until my last breath they will let me down.

I hate Ross Tucker’s big, dumb voice. He has a ‘fat kid in middle school’ voice.

Cakes are cooking for Kevin Godley, John Mellencamp, Ricky Phillips, Tico Torres, Yo-Yo Ma, Brian Sutter, Jayne Torvill, Judy Landers, Simon Cowell, Toni Braxton, Thom Yorke, Malia Hosaka, Johnnie Morton, Priest Holmes, Allison Munn, Shannon MacMillan, Charles Woodson, Taylor Hicks, Nathaniel Rateliff, Aaron Ashmore, Shawn Ashmore, Jake McLaughlin, Evan Longoria, Lee Nguyen, Mookie Betts, and Lewis Capaldi.

Putting on my best Carhartt polo to support my rape-victim friend.

That Patriots-Bills game was totally wild. It’s Ryan Murphy show level with bizarre occurrences.

My X account has been blocked by Dan Bongino and Martina Navratilova…

This weekend has all the potential for AC and heat in the same 24 hours. Mark my words.

Red Line Update: The delay has cleared.

Hey gang with their steamer trunks covered in destination stickers! This week’s Phrase that Pays is, “For a guy that’s been on eight teams in four years? I mean, I guess he knows the drill.”

You ever have a morning where you’re so tired that you pour your granola into your coffee?

I’m all set with the Teddy Swims White Claw commercials.

RIP Sam McDowell. I love Pat Jordan’s immortal line, sayin’ that McDowell’s pre-game warm-up sounded like “a small thunderstorm in the bullpen.”

Yankee fans must lead the league in backwards hat wearing.

I love how the NFL stadiums have the security stand on the sidelines facing the crowd, having no clue that people are about to fly into you and shred your knee.

Every time I see Chase Meidroth, I read it as ‘Cla Meredith.’

Tyquan Thornton…… oh man.

Look, there’s a lot of shit content out there. Hard to rise above the rest enough to get me to double take, but this vampire sitcom on CBS has done it.

Lots of bodegas in Weymouth, presumably.

Dondero is really the ultimate evolution of Felgerism. Just the extreme fluctuations of takes without any regard for what he said last week or even yesterday.

Or put another way, success is going from wild ass take to wild ass take without losing enthusiasm.

Hey buddy go bang a harlot and bother someone else or I will make sure X puts you in a corner.

Roger Goodell’s earned a lot of criticism, but keeping ads off game uniforms is one of the few things for which he deserves massive kudos.

What makes you sad, what makes you blue?
I’m all in rags with nothing to lose
We could traverse and find a way through
Land in the grass and start acting like fools.

You’re a prisoner by day
Is that what you choose?
Stand in the water, baby
It’ll get you through tonight.

I would contribute to a GoFundMe for New Hampshire to get its own network TV affiliates so we wouldn’t have to watch election commercials for candidates we can’t vote for/against.

Sam Yarnell needs to boost his follower count, playboi.

Colson Yankoff, a TE and former 4-star high school QB, is now the emergency QB for Washington.

Honk if you remember Grossman’s.

Seeing Jaylen as a Sixer has pee pee river man Greenie losing control of all his bodily functions.

Hardy has burn-victim mouth.

One time on vacation I went to some butterfly reserve on the Dutch part of Saint Maarten. Asked them if they liked the band Crazy Town. They had no idea what I was talking about.

Get well soon, Marchy.

Romeo Doubs’ one-handed TD catch really got Farrah Fawcetted!

Do you think if more people in the Red Sox front office had played Horizon Zero Dawn they would have left Sonny Gray stay in and finish the inning?

Every loser crying about McDaniels was the same sack of shit up in the 300s back in the day that would cry when he’d run a draw on passing downs.

Best bet for the weekend: putting up the storm windows & taking in the potted plants and Christopher Columbus statues.

We’ll leave a saucer of milk out for you.

Material from interviews, wire services, Twitter, Meta, other writers, league and team sources, Joe Giza, Matt Vautour, Joe Posnanski, and the members of #the15 were used in this column. My heart was breaking, hands are shaking
Bugs are crawling all over me.

Bianca in body-hugging baby blue.

Guest Patriots Column – Rhamondre Stevenson, an Appreciation

By Vinny Jace, Special to the15net dot com:

Nobody will mistake Rhamondre Stevenson for Kevin Faulk*. On any given Sunday, he might make you want to throw your remote straight through your television screen. Yet, when you step back from what he is not, you can begin to appreciate what he is—and where he will ultimately land in Patriots history. He carries the dubious honor of being that rare breed of NFL player who is completely indispensable, yet seemingly contextually unloved by the very fans who rely on him. Every Sunday, I watch the Patriots and mutter the exact same sentence to myself: “I don’t think Rhamondre has any legs left.”

He is akin to a diesel engine that refuses to die in a Foxborough winter. He isn’t on the field because he runs like Corey Dillon, and he certainly isn’t there because he possesses the historic ball security of BenJarvis Green-Ellis. Instead, he has survived multiple coaching and front-office changes because he is a quiet, reliable veteran who can pass-block with the absolute best at his position.

Mondre is essentially a perpetually loading screen. Every start to a season, his stats look completely paltry, prompting the immediate thought that his time in New England is up. Then, poof! The efficiency metrics magically turn respectable by the end of the regular season, and he finds his way right back onto the roster next autumn.

Take a look at how he starts every year when players of his caliber should theoretically be at their freshest. Instead, what should be his peak routinely acts as his statistical nadir. Four games into 2026, he is right on script-

• 2023: 60 attempts, 164 yards, 2.7 Y/A

• 2024: 65 attempts, 267 yards, 4.1 Y/A

• 2025: 31 attempts, 125 yards, 4.0 Y/A

• 2026 (Right Now): 44 attempts, 163 yards, 3.7 Y/A

Just for comparison’s sake, let us invoke the immortal Emmitt Smith. Specifically, his Arizona Cardinals era. In 2003, Smith finished his second-to-last NFL campaign with 90 carries, 256 rushing yards, 2 TDs, and a brutal 2.8 yards per attempt.

In short: every September, Rhamondre partakes in Halloween early, dressing up as a washed-up legend before completely turning the ship around in the winter.

Meanwhile, he continues to quietly compile milestones. By pushing his career totals to 5,105 scrimmage yards, he has climbed to 13th in team history. Furthermore, by punching in his 29th career rushing touchdown during an upset 29-26 win on the road against Buffalo (Stevenson compiled 47 yards on 13 rush attempts, a TD, a two-point conversion, and added 3 catches for 27 yards), he officially tied the aforementioned “Law Firm” for 10th all-time in franchise history. He’s funny like that.

There is a definitive reason why Bill Belichick loved him, and why the current regime deemed him worthy of a long-term anchor. As Belichick noted back in 2022: “He’s had a couple of really good plays in pass protection. James White-level plays. Seeing things, making adjustments, that kind of thing. He’s been a big help for us in that area of the game, whether it’s been blitz pickup, flare control, catching the ball, all of the above.” Spulpit Link

I call him Mondre, he calls me Vin. Or he would, if he knew me.

The tape matches the praise. Last year, Mondre posted a stellar 69.9 pass-blocking grade from Pro Football Focus, ranking him comfortably 5th in the entire league among qualifying backs. In stark contrast, TreVeyon Henderson’s pass blocking graded out at a brutal 30.7—ranking 62nd out of 63 qualifiers. Ironically, Henderson was highly touted for his blocking pedigree coming out of Ohio State, but the pro game has proven difficult for the young back to grasp.

Mondre is essentially an offensive lineman masquerading as a running back. He absorbs the heaviest, ugliest blows on the roster, which naturally stunts his ability to break off high-efficiency runs. Yet, the team must keep feeding him to maintain a semblance of offensive unpredictability that they simply do not possess with Henderson on the field. With Mike Onwenu out for the year, Mondre faces a grueling season that has barely even begun.

That is why his late-game knee injury against Buffalo should spark immediate concern. While his absence nominally means the higher-upside Henderson will see more action, it also means the offense has lost the only viable blocker who poses a threat as a ball carrier. Drake Maye will be highly vulnerable against the Raiders if Stevenson cannot suit up. A New England running game that was already resting inside a coffin will be lowered directly into the ground if the only remaining options are Henderson—who can run but cannot block—and fullback Reggie Gilliam—who can block but cannot run.

This article is now scaring me!

Four games in, the Patriots have already gotten more than they bargained for. Sitting at 2-2, they face winnable but highly dangerous matchups over the next two weeks against Las Vegas and New York. They are walking a tightrope that gets increasingly thinner as the injury report grows correspondingly thicker.

*- Maybe Tony Massarotti.

Vinny Jace is a special contributor to The15net.com.

Beat Football Cat! (2026 Week 4)

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Here are this weekend’s NFL matchups:

Colts at Commanders

Jets at Bears

Jaguars at Bengals

Cardinals at Giants

Rams at Eagles

Packers at Buccaneers

Patriots at Bills

Titans at Ravens

Cowboys at Texans

Dolphins at Vikings

Chiefs at Raiders

Broncos at 49ers

Chargers at Seahawks

Lions at Panthers

Falcons at Saints (Tiebreaker – total points scored)

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I will name this leaf, ‘Ryan.’

Guest Patriots Column – The Cost of Apathy: Drake Maye and the Patriots’ Complete Collapse

By Vinny Jace, Special to the15net dot com:

You know what the most jarring experience was for me on Sunday? It wasn’t watching my franchise quarterback get obliterated, benched, and look worse by comparison to the backup who usurped him. It was the fact that I don’t care. Not “I don’t care” like I don’t care if they win or lose, or “I don’t care” because I have a steadfast belief that Drake Maye will turn it around. It is an apathy born from asking myself what else did I expect?, knowing we’ll likely see the exact same thing next week.

My only regret is that I previously said, “Maybe the Jaguars’ tendency to blitz will cause Maye to make fewer mistakes, not more!” Nice prognosis, idiot. Maye was pressured on a staggering 48.4% of his dropbacks.

In my defense, all of Maye’s mistakes actually came when he was facing little duress. That being said, his refusal to take what the defense gives him is maddening. He simply refuses to hit the open player underneath, on the sideline, or execute anything that isn’t high-risk.

Though they only scored six points, they managed to get the ball onto the Jaguars’ side of the field seven times. Each time, they failed to score a touchdown. Instead, they coughed up three critical turnovers—two interceptions and a lost fumble by Maye—ultimately walking away with only two field goals. According to Sports Bureau and NextGenStats tracking data, this ties the highest number of drives an NFL team has advanced into an opponent’s territory without scoring a touchdown in over two decades (matching a 2003 Patriots-Browns game).

The right side of the Patriots’ offensive line was a revolving door. Since losing Mike Onwenu the week prior, his replacement, Greg Van Roten, was also injured early in the contest, leading to a total collapse of protection. Veteran Morgan Moses committed a holding penalty born from bad technique, negating what would have been a 21-yard touchdown run by Maye.

(Maye had 5 WRs open here)

Maye’s short-term regression is indicative of how poorly Eliot Wolf constructed this team, putting all of his eggs in the A.J. Brown basket. Long-term, it is important to remember that Maye is not the first of a new wave of quarterbacks to suddenly regress after an initial breakout.

The more the league trends toward moving the ball up the field while only half-heartedly embracing a conservative scheme, the more this same story will play out for reasons beyond on-field personnel and the offensive coordinator. Trevor Lawrence struggled mightily until this past season, often waxing and waning, until finally learning enough that you can confidently say he’s a quarterback you can win your division with. There was no magic elixir, no change in play-calling, and no influx of talent. His brain finally learned how to play football. It is that simple fact fans don’t wish to accept as reality for Maye: he does not know how to play football yet. Full stop.

Bad Mechanics, anyone?

The people clamoring for him to be Tom Brady—to be a model of consistent excellence for 20 years—need to get their heads checked. He’ll never be that, and we’ll likely never see that again. What we can get is year-after-year development into a solid, savvy quarterback who won’t make it his personal mission to give the ball away. He’s 24 and a bit of a moron, but what we saw in 2025 doesn’t magically disappear overnight.

For the first three games of this season, the Patriots offense has scored 29 points on 30 drives. You know what that is comparable to? The 2021 New York Jets, led by Zach Wilson. (Link to the tweet that is proof of this —

I never thought I’d be clamoring for Cam Ward to be my quarterback three games into the year, yet here we are. Is Ward good? Certainly not. He misses open guys routinely and scored only seven points against the Giants in a game that was begging to be taken. But you know what he doesn’t do? Turn the ball over. If Maye had Ward’s paltry stats of two touchdowns and one interception, as opposed to one touchdown and six interceptions, this team is 2-1—or hell, maybe 3-0 if they could give their defense a needed respite. Give me the quarterback who understands on some macro level that he sucks and plays within his limitations over the quarterback who says all the right things about accountability but goes out there and makes the same mistakes. At this point, any Patriots possession that ends in a punt rather than a turnover should be welcomed.

Is it a sign of defeat when you say not to expect a championship-level quarterback this season, next season, or even the season after that? Of course it is! But you shouldn’t hope for Maye to be that right now because it’s akin to banging your head against a wall. Just hope he becomes someone the Patriots are willing to keep around on a reasonable salary when his rookie contract is torn up. They won’t do it, and they absolutely shouldn’t do it, but I’d be inclined to want to see Tommy DeVito out there—knowing he isn’t any good—out of sheer curiosity to see if my inclination that this is largely Maye’s fault is correct. In the stint DeVito had in garbage time against Jacksonville, he did not turn the ball over, completed three passes for 30 yards, and logged an efficient 77 passer rating. The ball came out quickly, and the Patriots played a cleaner brand of offense in that little stint than at any point prior this season.

If you were to ask me in August how I saw this first matchup against the Bills going, I’d tell you both quarterbacks would try to keep the opposing team in the game, and ultimately it would come down to coaching and the fact that Buffalo’s defense stinks, allowing the Patriots to eke out a win. Now? I thoroughly expect a boat race. The good news is that after Buffalo, the Patriots have two easier games against Las Vegas and New York. While the Raiders are 3-0 and the Jets are feisty, the Patriots should not lose those games. If they lose those, you might as well start preparing for 2027.

If they can claw their way to 3-3 heading into week six, maybe A.J. Brown comes back, the offense opens up a little, Maye steadies himself, and the team can play the conservative style it needs to remain competitive for a playoff spot.

Vinny Jace is a special contributor to The15net.com.

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