Football Cat’s Week 8 NFL Picks 2026
Halloween Jokes to delight your Trick-or-Treaters
What do you get when you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by it’s diameter?
Pumpkin Pi
Why did the Ghost of John Dennis’s go to the bar?
To get some Boos!
Why did zombie Chris Gasper get kicked out of church?
He tried to eat the organ
What is A.J. Brown’s favorite Halloween candy?
Butterfingers
What does Robert Kraft give out for Halloween?
Boo-logna sandwiches
Sunday Lunch Time
Ravens at Bills (-3.5)
Hairy cows spook scary black birds
Titans at Bengals (-10)
Stripey cats pounce on flopping Tits
Cardinals at Cowboys (-6.5)
Boys BBQ pretty red birds
Vikings at Lions (-2.5)
Jungle Kings dethrone Vi-Kings
Colts at Jaguars (-7.5)
Spotted cats corral colts
Raiders (-1.5) at Jets
Jets keep Raiders below the Mendoza line
Browns at Steelers (-3.5)
Elves yoke Yinzers
Falcons at Buccaneers (-1.5)
Penix pumps Baker’s boys
Sunday Dinner Time
Chargers at Rams (-7)
LA wins! (Horny sheep version)
Chiefs (-1.5) at Broncos
Broncos bust Indigenous Peoples
Patriots (-7.5) at Dolphins
Patriots squish the fish
Sunday Prowl Time
Eagles at Commanders (-3.5)
Swamp Things make Philly look silly
Monday Prowl Time
Bears at Seahawks (-3)
Fake Seabirds put Bears into early hibernation
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