And now, Region C and Region T get their time to shine. Polls will remain open until this time tomorrow, March 22nd.
UPDATE: New Tiebreaker Poll for voting! So vote! Until 2:30 PM EDT!
(Feel free to check out the matchup preview below if you’re unsure who to vote for!)
It’s time for the uninterestingly named Round of 32! We will keep all the matches in-region, rather than jump around as in the opening rounds. Two today, two tomorrow. Today concerns Regions N and V. Why? Because we are clearly ‘NVious’ of all these wonderful media personalities, right? Hahahahahahaha!! Polls will remain open until 10 AM EDT tomorrow, Tuesday March 21st. Choose carefully.
Sent to us unbidden from Patrick in Andover del Norte:
Unlike the frauds at the NCAA tournament, the Big Sads selection committee knows a #1 seed when they see/hear one. Massarotti, Gasper, Volin and Felger are expected to glide o’er all, and through all, and easily advance to the Sour Sixteen. The rest of the match-ups have varying levels of intrigue.
Region C.. Dan Lifshatz (4) vs Lou Merloni (9) – It will be interesting to see if Merloni pull another rabbit out of his hat. He might put up a struggle, but Dan Lifshatz should swallow him whole. No shaking, no tenderizing, down Lou goes. Albert Breer (3) vs Andy Hart (6) – Andy Hart will be punching up at Albert Breer, however Bertie will be up to his old tricks and will piss all over Andy’s parade. Tom E Curran (2) vs Jim E Stewart (7) – Hey, did you hear about the dead cat on Mars? Curiosity killed it! Meanwhile back here on Earth, Curran should do us all a favor and kill J-Stew. Maybe not literally, but maybe, possibly.
Region V… Marc Bertrand (4) vs Brian Barrett (12) – If a hot take falls in the forest, and there’s no one around to hear it, does it make a sound? Barrett has awful opinions but, thankfully nobody is listening. He doesn’t have enough gravitas to counter Bertrand’s gravitational pull. Chad Finn (3) vs Mike Giardi (6) – Chad Finn is the biggest enabler in New England, next to my wife. You see, I’m an alcoholic and she said that if I keep drinking, she’ll leave me. Jim Murray (2) vs Jerry Thornton (10) – The clocks strikes 12 for Cinderfella. All Jerry does is hope Bill Belichick still knows what he’s doing, while Big Jim hopes you outlive your children. Jerry may not break double digits.
Region N… Andrew Calahan (5) vs Nick Cattles (13)- If this match-up was happening during football season Callahan may win easily, but in the off-season he goes back to his job guarding bridges. Out of sight out of mind. A vote for Cattles is an in absentia vote for last year’s champion Greg Bedard. Alex Reimer (6) vs Christian Arcand (14) – Does Reimer get creepy “Single White Female” vibes whenever he bumps into DJ Bean? Dan Shaugnessy (2) vs Rich Keefe (7) – Shank is irrelevant. He doesn’t have a regular TV/radio outlet, and the Globe is nice enough to keep his writing locked behind a paywall. Keefe is battling Arcand to see which one of them can be the first person fired from both radio stations. Will they square off in the next round? That’s for YOU to decide.
Region T… Scott Zolak (5) vs Fitzy (13) – Zolak is going to give Fitzy a wet willy and then stuff him in a locker. Kevin F. Paul Dupont (6) vs Gabby Starr Reporter (14) – Gabby is our version of Princeton, which is ironic because Princeton is one of the few Ivy League universities that she doesn’t claim to have attended. Ted Johnson (2) vs Meg Ottolini (10) – Ted Johnson’s synaptic gaps have gotten so wide that Meg will slip right through them and into the Sour Sixteen.
(Round Two will start today at 10 AM EDT. Wicked soon!)
Patrick is from Andover del Norte.
The March Sadness Second Round will take place Monday, March 20 and Tuesday, March 21. Enjoy watching collegiate and professional sports in the meanwhile.
“Stay off the roads” they say as they’re driving around showing you how bad the roads are.
Jakobi lateraled away a few million from his bag.
KG wants to know if Marcus Smart’s cereal also tastes like Honey Nut Cheerios.
It’s not MY dead money. Aloha, Jonnu.
Is UConn poised for a March Madness run?
So we give them a bunch of Oscars so they will stop sending us novel coronaviruses, is that it?
There is no such thing as a post June 1 trade.
Craig Teed was just scouting prospects.
Boeheim. And Ewing. Makes you think.
You haven’t heard much about the Ides of May, July, or October for the better part of the past 425 years.
Cakes are cooking for Mark McGrath, Sabrina Salerno, Louis Riddick, Mike Tomlin, Eva Longoria, will.i.am, Kevin Youklis, Daryl Murphy, Tom Chilton, and Tatiana Shmailyuk.
Do YOU ever sit back and contemplate the life jackpot that Taylor Swift hit? Those looks AND that voice in one person. The odds of that genetic combination seem borderline impossible.
I like Marquette’s coach, he speaks well and I’d feel safe around him.
The 1950’s were the height of human athleticism.
That Steven Adams AT&T commercial has big ‘Brian Orakpo, All-Pro Linebacker’ energy.
Service Update: Riders should plan for additional travel time & longer headways on the Red, Orange, Blue, Green & Mattapan Lines this week as T engineers continue to perform repair validations & speed verifications following a DPU site visit last week.
There’s heart attack snow in the heart attack driveway.
Mindy Kaling, she’s from Boston. Home of Harvard University. I’m pretty sure Mindy knows what a trust fund kid is and I’m pretty sure she isn’t one herself.
DePaul and Xavier aren’t original Big East teams?
Short Round was also the kid in The Goonies? Did not know that.
Nicaragua is having a tough World Baseball Classic. Lordy!
Hey gang of disavowed Carmine Hose podcasters, this week’s Phrase that Pays is, “I could see you being like a sneaky 17.”
Has Josina Anderson ever talked to a honkie NFL player?
Taxing un-realized capital gains is the government’s version of claiming you slept with every woman who wouldn’t go have coffee with you.
Well my wave length gets a little longer,
Every time I wave goodbye,
Sentimental break down,
You know I break down and lie,
Where I’m not supposed to lie my head,
Always seems my softest pillow.
A: Merle Oberon.
Stop using Japanese release dates for video game consoles…
Bob Melvin Saturday Jay Groome–acquired by the Padres for Eric Hosmer last season–may open the season im the majors as a lomng reliever.
Salma Hayek has got to be the hottest 70-year old of all time.
Every time I see a clip for the Barstool Man Cave Gambling Cave thing, I get depressed.
Honk if you remember Pi being irrational.
News Item: Diamond Sports Group, which operates Bally Sports regional networks, has filed for bankruptcy.
YOU drove The Player to a tax haven. You did!
We finally got a History of the World Part 2, but not holding my breath for Rock & Roll Part 3.
Nothing like a tournament at New England Center in Marlborough to put a cap on the Hockey season.
Is every Boston-adjacent celebrity endorsing one of the sportsbooks or is it just my imagination?
Corpus Christi is not an island.
Get well soon, Mr. Springsteen. All the sportswriters, and I mean all of them, are hoping and/or praying for your speedy recovery.
Big battle brewing between Blackburn and Shukri to be Bean’s 6 AM Saturday Revs co-host.
Best bet for the weekend: Not Rutgers. Sorrey!
Know this: Material from interviews, wire services, Twitter, Meta, other writers, league and team sources, as well as Peter Gammons, Bill James, BSMW posters Feejis, plus the members of #the15 were used in this column, All the things that I used to say, All the words that got in the way, All the things that I used to know have gone out the window.
Here’s the last bunch of first round matchups, slobberknockers all. Polls to remain open until 10 AM EDT Tomorrow March 14th.
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After two days of voting, this is how things stand. And the drama resumes tomorrow, with some big names still to go:
Felger! Gasper! Volin! Zolak! Dondero! Curran! MegO! Thornton! A James and a Jim! Plain Black Hat! Guregian! Hill! Uh, Bertrand! And ADAM KAUFMAN!!
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Sent to us from Patrick in Andover del Norte:
I just noticed that voting has started in region T.
Where is it written that the Region T preview has to come out before voting starts?
Mike Felger (1) vs Dan Greenberg (16) Take your time here, no need to leave your keys in a running car to vote on this one. Felger wins in a walk.
Mark Daniels (8) vs Joe Haggerty (9) *** voting underway *** Pork Joe has a harder battle buttoning his shirt every morning. Haggerty (as expected) is cruising to round 2.
Scott Zolak (5) vs Steve Buckley (12) Zolak has ruined more Patriots moments than Eli Manning. Look at this prediction.
Phil Perry (4) vs “Fitzy” (13) Unless the Ancient Order of Hibernians finally wakes up and jails Nicholas Stevens for cultural appropriation, expect “Fitzy” to kickoff a run of upsets.
Kevin Paul Dupont (6) vs Michael F. Hurley (11) The winner gets to keep the losers middle name/initial. Take what’s yours Michael F. Paul Hurley!
Andy Gresh (3) vs Gabby Starr (14) *** voting underway *** Who am I to argue with the voting public. A Starr is born!
Rich Shertenlieb (7) vs Meghan Ottolini (10) In less than two years MegO has destroyed the radio careers of Glenn Ordway, Lou Merloni, and Christian Fauria. Give Meg her flowers and she might repay YOU by taking out Jones and Arcand too. Keep up the good work Meg!
Ted Johnson (2) vs Jared Weiss (15) Ted Johnson walks into a bar and gets another CTE. The upsets stop here, Early Man advances.
Patrick is from Andover del Norte.
Five matches decided, five more in the home stretch, so let’s go to the next 10 contests in Round One! Polls open until 4 PM EST (1 PM PST) on Saturday, March 11th.
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