Football Cat’s Week 9 NFL Picks ’25

We at Football Cat World Headquarters would like to thank the thousands of you who mailed in your postcards with answers to this week’s FBC Burning Question©: “What would you give out to Trick-or-Treaters if you ran out of candy?”
Every one of your suggestions was fantastic, unfortunately we don’t have the bandwidth to print them all here, but rest assured they will be available for download once the World Series is over. Until then, enjoy this random assortment of responses:
“Blue square lapel pins” – Robert K., Brookline, MA
“A variety of Buddha faux succulent terrariums” – Arianne S., Peabody MA
“Hugs” – Mike M., Enfield CT
“Resumes” – Jerod M., North Attleborough, MA
“Disease infested blankets” – Jeffrey A., Amherst MA
“Yolks from hard boiled eggs” – Brian L., Mansfield MA
“Blue cupcakes” – Joshua M., Nashua NH
“EpiPens” – Kendra M., Jacksonville FL
“Keep your grimy fingers off my blue cupcakes f*ck face. Give out some of those hand sanitizer bottles you’ve been swigging.” – Roger S., Nashua NH
“Serial killer vibes” – Jonathan B., Stoughton MA
“A free ride home from any detox center” – Frank S., Peabody MA
“L’s” – Steve R., Lowell MA
“Charcoal” – Bryan D., Quincy MA
“I can’t remember the question” – Corey B., Dorchester, MA
Speaking of early onset Alzheimer’s, don’t forget to turn those clocks back on Sunday

Sunday Lunch Time
Bears (-2.5) at Bengals
Tigers lose to Bears, oh my!
Vikings at Lions (-8.5)
Jungle kings maul marauders
Panthers at Packers (-12.5)
Meatmen slice and dice black cats

Broncos (-1.5) at Texans
Broncos nix Texicans
Falcons at Patriots (-5.5)
Patriots finally get revenge for almost losing the Super Bowl nine years ago

49ers (-2.5) at Giants
Prospectors pinch Pituitaries
Colts (-3) at Steelers
Indianapolis Jones yanks Yinzers
Chargers (-9.5) at Titans
Bolts tingle Tits

Sunday Dinner Time
Saints at Rams (-14)
Saints get excommunicated in the City of Angels
Jaguars (-3) at Raiders
Spotty cats claw Pete’s poodles

Chiefs (-2) at Bills
Chiefs take down tatanka

Sunday Prowl Time
Seahawks (-3.5) at Commanders
Fake sea birds soar over swamp things
Monday Prowl Time
Cardinals at Cowboys (-2.5)
Cowboys cage pretty red birds

Football Cat lives in New Hampshire, enjoys watching football, and is a cat.