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Here are this weekend’s NFL matchups:
Jets at Ravens
Steelers at Bears
Patriots at Bengals
Giants at Lions
Vikings at Packers
Colts at Chiefs
Seahawks at Titans
Jaguars at Cardinals
Browns at Raiders
Eagles at Cowboys
Falcons at Saints
Buccaneers at Rams
Panthers at 49ers (Tiebreaker – total points scored)
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Throughout the first few weeks of the regular season, coach Joe Mazzulla has discovered what works and what doesn’t: tapering the rotation, trimming Anfernee Simons’ minutes when it’s clear he doesn’t have it, and putting Chris Boucher on ice to free up minutes for the emerging Neemias Queta and the hot-and-cold Luka Garza.
It’s no secret what Boston lacked heading into the season and continues to miss—a glaring void that stares you in the face during every game: the absence of elite passing, dribbling, a steady hand at the wheel during moments of crisis, and rebounding whenever Queta is on the bench.
Not having Jayson Tatum around makes it easier for opposing teams to strangle the offense, especially in the last two minutes. The Celtics in the clutch lack sufficient answers, and the offense reverts to a “cross your fingers and hope it works out” philosophy. Boston sports a 2-6 record in close games. Their offensive rating sits at 118.4; defensive rating at 112.9; and net rating at +5.4. Derrick White and Payton Pritchard are solid players, but filling in for the role Jrue Holiday once did is above their pay grade. They’re better suited as connective passers, not table-setters.
Johnston Joe is a hard-nosed Rhode Islander.
How the Celtics cobbled together 7 wins in the season’s first 14 games stems from a hard-nosed, barebones approach that takes every game to the wire. If I were to tell you White was shooting just 35.9% to start the year, you’d assume the team ranked amongst the dregs. But it’s how players like him have contributed on defense even when being challenged offensively that is a testament to “Mazzulla-Ball” and its flexibility. Defense is the real bulwark of this team that’s held together by duct tape—White being the best shot-blocking guard on any roster.
The aforementioned big man, Queta, and his 7-foot frame—able to shift his hips like a soccer player on the pitch to stay with his man even outside the paint—keeps the defense from having to collapse inside to help. His 108.7 defensive rating, on top of his +13.1 on/off-court rating, showcases the rewards of Boston’s years of development of him since coming over from Sacramento. It was once far-fetched to imagine Queta being anything but a rotational big man; now, you have to imagine a contract extension is in play if he keeps this up.
There is no need to be afraid of Jordan Walsh when he is off the court.
In the middle of their in-between season, the Celtics have managed to keep themselves interesting. Jordan Walsh is slowly emerging as a credible defender, having back-to-back solid efforts against Tyrese Maxey and James Harden. The younger players have earned their keep.
Fans have labeled the Celtics’ approach to the season “Ethical Tanking”—losing games while maintaining competitiveness. While it’s likelier to land the Celtics outside of the lottery, perhaps it leaves open the possibility that they aren’t far from re-entering the title conversation when Tatum comes back next season.
Vinny Jace appears on the Entitled Weekend podcast. He does not livein Johnston.
Man. Quoting Cam Newton in Ebonics is a rough look.
I’m no computer nerd, but the best way to avoid B*arstool tweets probably isn’t throwing a banana cream pie at their clown car.
Mazzulla is always visibly fuming when Drew Carter does the pre-game interview.
Kirk is taking Mut not knowing what a sitcom is really hard.
I wonder if Dianna Russini has thoughts about the Olivia Nuzzi revelations.
Being able to move on from your playing days is a skill.
I was just thinking, is Barstool ready for what they’ve started? No one messes with Hardy and Sarge’s crew and gets away it.
Coed adult cheerleading team?
Red Sox now have a new catcher, but only one bullpen lefty. Concerning.
Cakes are cooking for Ted Turner, Eddie Raynor, Calvin Klein, Dennis Hull, Bob Boone, Ahmad Rashad, Robert Beltran, Kathleen Quinlan, Ann Curry, Charlie Kaufman, Michael Wilbon, Alison Janney, Grant Ledyard, Meg Ryan, Jodie Foster, Terry Farrell, Paul Weitz, Gail Devers, Rocco DiSpirito, Gary Disarcina, Justin Chancellor, Jeremy McGrath, Savion Glover, Jack Dorsey, Kerri Strug, Ryan Howard, Adam Driver, and Patrick Kane.
Little known fact: The viceroy and roy aren’t constitutionally allowed to fly on the same airplane.
I had a Pop-Tart and feel disgusting.
Never in NFL history has a backup QB come into a game and used it as the launchpad for a successful career.
Hey gang, this week’s Phrase that Pays is, “Editorial discretion.”
Meanwhile, the phrase that never pays to say is and remains, “May I meet you?”
The NFL is better when the Jaguars are good.
Stan Musial: 1815 home hits. I815 road hits. As the Ol’ Perfessor would say, “You can look it up.”
One might say Kenni’s about to grow into an allergy… of getting owned.
Aaron Glenn looks like the leader of a slave rebellion.
Blue Line: Delays of about 10 minutes while a maintenance train inspects the overhead wires between Airport and Wonderland. Trains may stand by at stations.
Surely this Kendra humiliation will cut through all the squids telling her how great she is.
“Blue-collar chip on shoulder guy” is a top 5 annoying personality type.
Robert appearing to be half a head taller than Gronk thanks to his booster seat is ridiculous.
Kirk Herbstreit’s job at this point is just humoring doddering old men while they prattle on about bullshit from 30 years ago. “Oh, really, Hartford? Wow, crazy.”
If Gresh blocked at URI like he does on Twitter he would’ve been drafted.
Does Pete Carroll have a legacy and is it in flames?
John Cena vs. Dominik Mysterio at Survivor Series would absolutely slap.
YOU were in a rock fight with the Jets, caller!
Normally you had to pay admission to one of Portnoy’s old Barstool foam parties to get that level of abused.
Have any of the radio stations gone to all-Thanksgiving music yet?
Honk if you remember Briff.
Rewatching the Patriots game and it brought up a random thought. I really miss the bond you get from being on a team. I miss that team camaraderie. Nothing like it. Anyone else miss it? Let us know in the comments.
Now if I appear to be carefree, it’s only to camouflage my sadness In order to shield my pride, I’ve tried to cover this hurt with a show of gladness But don’t let my show convince you That I’ve been happy since you decided to go (why did you go?) Oh, I need you so (I need you so) I’m hurt and I want you to know (want you to know) But for others I put on a show (it’s just a show)
Ooh ah, there’s some sad things known to man But there ain’t too much sadder than the tears of a clown When there’s no one around, oh yeah
Mais non, cher, from what I see, Gresh lost over 100 pounds back in 2019 wit’ a program, not Ozempic. No sign he usin’ dat stuff. Callin’ him a slob? Dat’s subjective, me, but he a sharp sports guy. Laissez les bons temps rouler!
You had me at “ok face.”
Imagine thinking having 5 active jobs on the ol’ LinkedIn looks good.
When did YAC yards become RAC yards?
You know a guy is dirty when Mark Schelreth says, “this guy isn’t dirty.”
BYU and UNC will have an epic Holiday Bowl in 2027.
Next thing you know we’re going to find out she doesn’t really work 65 hours a week.
Aloha means goodbye. Aloha, Johnny Beecher.
Best bet for the weekend: Bill the GM’s former players playing well on other NFL squads.
THE GARDEN was built for the brawlers, the bombers, THE ABSOLUTE SHOT-CALLERS! Beantown demands the PROS, baby, not some doe-eyed amateurs still figuring out which end of the rink is up! We shelled out our hard-earned cash to watch the GODS: Russell blockin’ shots into the Charles, Orr flyin’ end-to-end like a jet, Bird drainin’ ‘em with the silky smooth, Espo snipin’ top shelf where Mama hides the cookies! These are the GIANTS who strode among us mere mortals! So take that college kiddie carnival back down to Storrs, Geno!
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And happy birthday to Ukrainian-Canadian supermodel Daria Werbowy.
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Here are this weekend’s NFL matchups:
Commanders at Dolphins
Panthers at Falcons
Buccaneers at Bills
Chargers at Jaguars
Bears at Vikings
Packers at Giants
Bengals at Steelers
Texans at Titans
49ers at Cardinals
Seahawks at Rams
Ravens at Browns
Chiefs at Broncos
Lions at Eagles
Cowboys at Raiders (Tiebreaker – total points scored)
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Sunday Desayuno Time Commanders at Dolphins (-2.5) ¡Los delfines ganan!
Sunday Lunch Time Panthers at Falcons (-3.5) Black cats can’t catch a break, or find a win
Times are tough
Buccaneers at Bills (-6) Bills bully Baker
Chargers (-3) at Jaguars Spotted cats get zapped by Plugs
From the golden age of advertising
Bears at Vikings (-2.5) Norsemen sneak by sleepy Bears
Packers (-7) at Giants There will be no metamorphosis under Kafka’s leadership.
High brow humor!
Bengals at Steelers (-5.5) Yinzers flatten Flacco
Texans (-6) at Titans Tex squeezes Tits
Sunday Dinner Time 49ers (-3) at Cardinals Purrrrdy swallows pretty red birds
He’s gaining on you red
Seahawks at Rams (-3) Horny sheep trample fake sea birds
Ravens (-7.5) at Browns Scary black birds flush the Browns
If it’s brown, flush it down
Chiefs (-3.5) at Broncos Chiefs bust Broncos
Sunday Prowl Time Lions at Eagles (-2.5) Jungle kings claw out a win in Philly
He likes his cheese steak extra cheesy
Monday Prowl Time Cowboys (-3.5) at Raiders Ranch hands rustle Raiders
Football Cat lives in New Hampshire, enjoys watching football, and is a cat.
Hey stupid, there was another, even easier way to retire as a Patriot.
Poor Kacsmar. Maye won a game where he made “over” 26 pass attempts. That means six more weeks of not leaving the basement.
Might be time for JB to make the call to Dr. Leonard. Just sayin’,
Portnoy has a nutritionist, a personal trainer, and a personal chef and he’s still sloppy.
Baseball needs more awards. There; I said it.
Bill’s dream job becoming available enough to pry him out of Chapel Hill, caller?
Boston is cornering the market on Marco/Marko’s. Think Marco Scutaro wants a job with the Sox staff?
Ketamine makes you act inauthentic sometimes.
For Curt Schilling, there’s nothing hotter than sending someone to the showers. What?
Antonio Brown’s perpetual motion fall from grace continues. Tom vouched.
Cakes are cooking foe Wallace Shawn, Al Michaels, Booker T. Jones, Neil Young, Valerie Leon, Buck Dharma, Pooch Tavares, Jack Reed, Paul McNamee, Megan Mullally, Greg Gagne, Nadia Comăneci, Naomi Wolf, Erik Howard, Michael Moorer, Sammy Sosa, Tonya Harding, Mayte Garcia, Radha Mitchell, Ashley Williams, Cote de Pablo, Ryan Gosling, Anne Hathaway, Jason Day, and Russell Westbrook.
Nap Lajoie is the only Hall of Famer whose plaque includes the word “graceful.” Would loved to have seen him play.
Ending a bag of peanuts on a good peanut is an underrated great feeling.
Portnoy brought in Hogdale to look skinny by comparison.
Why didn’t Dondero pause for a longer amount of time before executing that completely spontaneous spit-take?
All the best football experts promote shady gaming apps.
Red Line Update: Delays of about 10 minutes due to an earlier train with a door issue at Davis. Service is proceeding.
Imagine having a kid and wanting to tell Perrault and Carrabis.
Zolak talked all over the 4th down stop, which was good because then he was all tuckered out for the Henderson run.
How is it 2025 in America and most stores in the mall don’t stock 3XL T-shirts?
National Signing Day and it’s some retard in a shitty cafeteria choosing between Endicott and Fitchburg State hats.
Who needs Mac & Cheese on Thanksgiving?
I’m so glad Rich Eisen went back to ESPN, so we don’t have to listen to his terrible play-by-play.
Mike Lombardi’s hair looks like when a guy in a 70s sitcom had a hairpiece that would fall off and he’d frantically put it on backward.
Papaya Gaming?
Hey gang of grifting gals, this week’s Phrase that Pays is, “She has the shape of a DeNucci.”
If tinnitus is a disability I’m Stephen fucking Hawking.
RA slurs so much that the generated captions don’t match what he’s saying.
Team Bucko Kilroy here. For reasons.
Hey buddy, haven’t you heard there’s a penny shortage in this country?
Seven game winning streaks. So hot right now.
Too soon to call Flagg a GM killer?
C’mon UMass!
Honk if you remember Grönk Flakes.
This is obviously all a ploy for Mina Kimes to promote her Mahjong app.
He’s a perfect stranger Like a cross of himself and a fox He’s a feeling arranger And a changer of the ways he talk He’s the unforeseen danger The keeper of the key to the lock
Know when you see him Nothing can free him Step aside, open wide He’s the loner.
So I can’t see the Northern Lights, but my cell phone can? That doesn’t seem fair.
The Cleveland Guardians pitchers were a good start, but when are they going to arrest Troy Vincent?
Celtics lead the league in the strong effort in helpful losses category.
Bo Nix with eye black looks like Bill Romanowski.
The irredeemable slobs at 98.5 are upset they can’t treat their workplace like a college dorm kitchenette.
BC basketball lost to Directional Connecticut? Was Bill O’Brien in attendance?
Every fanbase hates their OC no matter what. It’s ridiculous.
I’m not saying we bullied Joe into giving Walsh playing time, but I’m not not saying it either.
Have we mentioned that Pasta is a Good Kid? Because he is.
Best bet for the weekend: visits to the meat counter to order the fresh turkeys.
Mmmm. You can really taste the beechwood sawdust aging.
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Here are this weekend’s NFL matchups:
Falcons at Colts
Saints at Panthers
Giants at Bears
Jaguars at Texans
Bills at Dolphins
Ravens at Vikings
Browns at Jets
Patriots at Buccaneers
Cardinals at Seahawks
Rams at 49ers
Lions at Commanders
Steelers at Chargers
Eagles at Packers (Tiebreaker – total points scored)
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Sunday Frühstück Time Falcons at Colts (-6.5) Indianapolis Jones triumphs over those Nazi inspired helmet logos
Sunday Lunch Time Saints at Panthers (-5.5) Black cats scare the bejesus out of the Saints
Giants at Bears (-4.5) Bears send G-men into hibernation
Seems like a bad idea
Jaguars (-1.5) at Texans Spotted cats have a problem in Houston
Bills (-9.5) at Dolphins Buffalo grills Dolphins
Not this time Flipper
Ravens (-4.5) at Vikings Scary black birds continue to come back from the dead
Browns (-1.5) at Jets Browns catch Firesale Ed’s team looking ahead to 2027
Patriots at Buccaneers (-2.5) It’s no longer Baker Mayfield, it’s Baker ISfield!
This will never make any sense
Sunday Dinner Time Cardinals at Seahawks (-6.5) Fake Seabirds snatch up pretty red birds
Rams (-3) at 49ers Horny sheep menace Mac
Lions (-7.5) at Commanders Lions tame Swamp Things
No shirt, no shoes, all action!
Sunday Prowl Time Steelers at Chargers (-3) Bolts can’t penetrate the Men of Steel’s Faraday cage
Monday Prowl Time Eagles at Packers (-2.5) American Birds snap up Meat Men
Football Cat lives in New Hampshire, enjoys watching football, and is a cat.
Be more needy for attention, Robert. You can’t! And are those Cardi’s sisters, Hennessy and Thunderbird?
Blue Jays got Maple Leaf’d. You hate to see it. I am gutted for Don Mattingly.
Miami GM gets axed, but McDaniel doesn’t? The headline could have been, ‘Dolphins fire 1-and-a-half black men.’
The Bruins Russian contingent is playing like the alternative is being shipped out to the Donetsk salient.
If you forced detainees at Guantanamo Bay to watch “Wake Up Barstool,” it would be considered a grave breach of the Geneva Conventions.
Socci is not good at play by play, but he has no chance with Zolak’s Tourette’s.
Anybody know the best way to directly and immediately pay for some groceries for people who need them right now? Was going to just post a tweet asking if I could Venmo whoever needs it but I don’t want to have to make people publicly respond.
Chaisson needs the Henderson skinny letter nameplate for his jersey. IMO.
Jordan Walsh is the only Celtics player not getting into these games. Is it because he scares people?
Cakes are cooking for Elke Sommer, Art Garfunkel, Pablo Gomez, Debbie Massey, Alvin Gentry, Kris Jenner, Jeff Watson, David Moyse, Michael “Mike” Score, Robert Patrick, Bryan Adams, Ken Coomer, Tilda Swinton, Brian Wheat, Tatum O’Neal, Judy Reyes, Bob Dahl, Sam Rockwell, Jennifer Guthrie, Javy López, Corin Nemec, Dana Jacobson, Jonny Greenwood, Rob Jones, Alexei Yashin, Johnny Damon, Rupert Grant, Jerry Stackhouse, Ryan Adams, Bubba Watson Jr., Nick Folk, Kevin Jonas, and Odell Beckham Jr.
Florida National vs Florida International feels like it should be a bigger rivalry.
So, given the heartbreak of 2023 and all the chances left on the table of we’ll never know… how in the Phil Esposito-autographed, put-the-biscuit-in-the-basket world did Pavel Zacha not shoot the puck wide open in the slot late in the second period of a scoreless game?
I expected the loudmouth Italian with two shitty part time jobs to be an intellectual.
You know the Patriots are back when you start seeing Schwab tweets.
Hey gang, this week’s Phrase that Pays is, “The fourth costume of the weekend will be the funny one.”
The Dodgers have started a necklace rage. Kiké and Yoshinobu Yamamoto have sapphire tennis ones, custom made. Miguel Rojas has an agate VCA Alhambra one. Joc Pederson’s pearls look lame by comparison.
Green Line: Through November 13 No service between Park St and Medford/Tufts for maintenance. Use shuttles between Medford/Tufts and North Station. Use the Orange Line through downtown. Union Square riders use Route 87 to Lechmere.
Raheem Morris was dressed like he’s invading Ice Station Zebra.
Boston sports media members age worse than pro wrestlers. And many look like them, especially the women.
Are tires important in NASCAR? It seems like they would be.
Loved the bald ump struggling to explain the rule they made up for one guy: “Yeah it’s the World Series and we got a lotta Japs watching tonight so why don’t you fuck right off?”
I can’t believe there are people out there who would voluntarily live and/or work in anything higher than the fourth floor of a building.
If only the Jets had a Geno Smith or Sam Darnold-type. Wait, what?
Regardless of how you feel about Mike McDaniel as a coach, he is the type of leader I would want surrounding my loved one if they were in the NFL.
When people are like you must not be watching the game BABE it’s the St. Louis blues and I’m bi in Boston and its midnight on a Wednesday I’m doing Cher ‘Believe’ on karaoke why would I ever be watching that game?
Littal you big dummy, you can’t join the mile high club in your own bed.
Why would you watch sports if your reaction to somebody breaking a record is “congrats on doing your job.”
I support Lou Whitaker’s candidacy, but it has nothing to do with the fraudulent nonsense non-stat known as WAR.
Cloning your dog is 100000x weirder than letting a 24-year-old tug your prick.
Listened on repeat whole workout. 1 hour 44 minutes of we to install microwave ovens custom kitchen deliveryyyyy.
I found something worse than women’s basketball. Women’s college hockey. Holy cannoli.
Where on God’s green earth does one find that donut croissant?
For all the great anthem singers in Canada, MLB has really whiffed on their O Canada warblers.
Aldi employees cross train in all departments. It creates roster flexibility across all platforms and lets Madge unload a truck once in a while.
I’m sure it’s great for your mental health to have your name be shorthand for abject failure. Ryan Leaf IS Roy Munson.
Lotta opting ins, lotta opting outs, lotta what have you’s.
Hi. A pedantic moment. We are now back in Standard Time. Daylight Saving Time is the summertime one.
Drake Maye, Mac Jones and Jacoby Brissett all win this week. Just missing Jimmy G.
Good at least the Sox are in on everything again and this will provide some needed momentum for Christmas at Fenway sponsored by Stop and Shop.
Sauce Gardner got more picks for the #Jets yesterday (2) than he has for his whole career (1).
If the Dodgers win another World Series when baseball resumes in 2027 will that count as a Threepeat?
I am going to miss Ryen Rotillo no-selling Simmons’ stupid jokes.
Anyone else been just super depressed since we lost Barstool Beef? I find myself looking for him everywhere.
Clamdicapping is a hell of a business.
Won’t you scratch my itch, sweet Annie Rich? And welcome me back to town Come out on your porch or step into your parlour And I’ll tell you how it all went down Out with the truckers and the kickers and the cowboy angels And a good saloon in every single town.
Yes and I remembered something you once told me And I’ll be damned if it did not come true Well twenty thousand roads I went down, down, down And they all led me straight back home to you.
On the bright side, some gayball Toronto sportswriter is gonna milk this heartbreaking loss for the next 50 years.
And now Kiner-Falefa has some free time to teach Drake Maye how to slide.
Was Jordon Hudson seen carrying a book containing the Sir Arthur Conan Doyle Sherlock Holmes short story ‘Silver Blaze?’
Honk if you remember George Foreman KO of Michael Moorer to regain the Heavyweight championship.
Denny Hamlin: More laps in first place!
Coach Vrabes is gonna make Curtis start drinking again.
Sean McVay has developed a relationship with Joe Mazzulla — and Mazzulla apparently is trying to convince McVay to try jiu jitsu.
Every position is a specialist. That’s why they’re called ‘positions.’
If you make the playoffs and then shop a guy like Skubal you should be forced to sell the team.
Kevin Love is on the Jazz?!
Best bet for the weekend: now the Loyko investigation can begin in earnest over at BSJ!
(The lowest form of humor is the ‘same name!’ gag. Nevertheless…)
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