The 15

A lot of you are gonna crawl back into the woodwork when Drake bounces back. Bookmarks and screenshots last forever, though.

I learned from the sideline reporter last Friday night that BC is 4 miles away from Brigham Young Hospital.

Sue O’Connell is like Keith Olbermann if he were a man.

Don’t ask me why Ben Shelton has never won a Grand Slam tournament. How are seven guys in the world better than this guy?

Okay so apparently Chris Smith is the coolest reporter in Boston so that’s good to know.

Melbin?

Here’s the thing: starting a podcast, is the new, ‘pivot, to video!’

Butch from the Cape would be very disappointed.

I can’t belive Bob would genocide Mackerelmore like that.

Cakes are cooking for Joe Butler, Bernie Calvert, Dennis Conner, Kenney Jones, Ron Blair, Rosemary Casals, Ed Begley Jr, Susan Ruttan, David Bellamy, Henry Louis Gates Jr., Loyd Grossman, Mickey Rourke, Lenny Clarke, Robin Yount, David Copperfield, Jennifer Tilly, Orel Hershiser, Tim Raines, Mickey Tettleton, Bilinda Butcher, Mark Parent, Richard Marx, Bernie Parmalee, Marc Anthony, Chester McGlockton, Amy Pohler, Shawntel Smith, Dan Dickau, Fan Bingbing, Madeline Zima, Nick Jonas, Bryson DeChambeau, Metro Boomin, and Aaron Gordon.

Coach Vrabes, your behavior disappointed Katie Nolan.

Have an image in my head of Jeff Howe being pissed off that the Angel of Death has once again passed by him to flirt with another member of his social circle.

Edge of Tomorrow with Tom Cruise is an EXTREMELY underrated movie.

That Clay Matthews chin pic is more believable than Glenn’s.

Spero Dedes and Adam Archuleta will be on the week 3 CBS call for Patriots-Jaguars the network announced. A team one week to E team the next.

Need Pablo Torre to do an episode on Kendra’s income streams.

A football pre-game show with Pat McAfee AND Jason Kelce?!!!! Is it Christmas already??

Hey gang of karma chameleons, this week’s Phrase that pays is, “Trans Sisters. We are getting scolded by LITERAL BOY GEORGE for being trainwreck Jew haters. Gay dad is disappointed in us. We’ve gotta get our shit together.”

Wait, the placekicker for Green Bay is named ‘Trey Smack?’

Was hoping to hear Mike Conley say he’s wearing #45 with the Celtics because he was a huge Andrew DeClercq fan.

If my ND shirt doesn’t come in soon Babz is gonna hear about it.

Lots of celebrities talk a big game. Few back it up with actions like Mr. Steve Buscemi.

The Red Sox have mastered the art of the Matrix slide.

This is no social crisis
This is you havin’ fun
No crisis
Gettin’ burned by the sun
This is true-

This is no social crisis,

Just another tricky day for you.

Krafty Bob fucked Ed Shreehan like the hand of a 60-year old Vietnamese masseuse.

Just saw The Odyssey and had an out of body experience when Sean Avery popped up lmao

Boy, did Green Bay take a massive shit in their pants.

Taylor Swift doing a song/soundtrack for the next Tom Cruise movie? Co-starting in it? No way that’s random. For the record – I’m in favor of any of that.

Bert Bell invented “the Streisand Effect.”

Green Line C Branch Update: The delay has cleared.

Of course Mutnansky is Team Will Flemming.

Hot take: Rutgers might not be very good this year.

I’m hearing that the lingering effects of long Covid means that Ted Sarandis is unable to be a guest on Big O’s podcast for the foreseeable future. Heartbreaking.

Fake ASL interpreter is my absolute dream job.

Honk if you remember where to get a score card at Pine Oaks Golf Course.

Surely the fans who complain about the Patriots OC every year regardless of who it is are right this time.

Great news everybody, Curtis Mead is “definitely touching a bat”.

Now is the spy bunker actually in Gillette Stadium proper, or, like, in the closed Game Stop location in Jonathan City?

Remember: laughter is a involuntary response.

The best part of an Ohio State loss is Bertie Breer’s insincere congratulations to the other team.

Best bet for the weekend: Fluff.

Material from interviews, wire services, Twitter, Meta, other writers, league and team sources, Joe Giza, Matt Vautour, Old Friend Humphrey, and the members of #the15 were used in this column. It’s all too beautiful.