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SUNDAY LUNCH TIME Chargers (-1) at Falcons Plugs zap Raptors
Steelers at Bengals (-3) Men of Steel cage Stripey Cats
Roar!
Texans (-4) at Jaguars Spotty Cats claw their way to victory
Cardinals at Vikings (-3.5) Pretty Red Birds should never have flown north.
Frozen Red Bird patties are good eating
Colts (-2.5) at Patriots To all the little Drake-a-Maye-niacs, say your prayers, take your vitamins, and enjoy the win heading into the bye week.
You may not like it… but accept it!
Seahawks (-2) at Jets Fake Sea Birds ground Jets
Titans at Commanders (-5.5) Commies blast all over Tits
Hey, my eyes are up here.. WTF!
SUNDAY DINNER TIME Buccaneers (-5.5) at Panthers Black Beards sink Black Cats
The impending cannibalism makes it funny
Rams (-2.5) at Saints The Lord’s shepherds sheer the hairy sheep
Eagles at Ravens (-3) Scary Black Birds rule the roost
Honk if you remember Marlin Perkins
SUNDAY PROWL TIME 49ers at Bills (-7) Prospectors get snowed under in Buffalo
MONDAY PROWL TIME Browns at Broncos (-5.5) Elves can’t handle the elevation
It really messes with his GI tract.
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Jaylen is so ripped watching him guard fatty Harden makes it look like he’s guarding Shukri Wright.
The Red Sox were in on Snell. Okay.
If you were one of those folks who took it upon themselves to put a bunch of campaign signs all over the place, I genuinely appreciate your dedication to democracy, no matter whom you backed. But it’s been a week. Go clean up your deal.
If Bill was still working for the Krafts there’s no way he’d be allowed to print in color.
Good showing, RIFC. Get ’em next time.
He’s actually a great guy, great dad, great coach. I’ve watched him break up potential fights before they happened. So instead of 2 dads spend the weekend in prison, Greg controlled the situation. He is a very nice man and a pillar of the community, he volunteers his time.
When my mom knows the Patriots’ personnel better than the offensive coordinator something is very wrong (Granted, she’s also a diehard who rocks a Hannah jersey, but still…)
You can tell that Civian hates all the unwanted attention she gets, because she continually seeks the unwanted attention.
Cakes are cooking for Kathryn Bigelow, Curtis Armstrong, Bill Nye*, William Fichtner, Caroline Kennedy, Mike Scioscia, Steve Oedekerk, Charlie Benante, Mike Bordin, Fisher Stevens, Robin Givens, Fiachna O’Braonáin, Garry Valk, Nick Van Exel, Jon Runyan, Martin Gramatica, Chad Kilger, Jaleel White, Jimmy Rollins, Ricky Carmichael, Alison Pill, Lashana Lynch, and Omar Jimenez.
Yams and sweet potatoes are interchangeable and don’t let anybody tell you different.
Right-hand catching goalies always look like they’re playing with borrowed equipment haha. But Askarov having nice debut for SJ.
I know this is simple math, but doesn’t Hardy-Weinberg equilibrium follow from expansion of the generating function (p*x + q*y)^2? Allele frequency remaining constant follows from renormalization, as expected number of x alleles is 2p and y alleles is 2q.
If you consider the old Browns and the Ravens to be the same franchise, then all 32 NFL franchises have spent at least one week in last place of DVOA since 1979.
Blue Line Update: Normal service has resumed between Wonderland and Orient Heights.
Is Sacco up to the awesome responsibility of coaching the Centennial Game?
Kadlick/Kyles is the new Paxton/Pullman.
Is Frosty Bias on Bluesky? I need assurances that I’ll be reminded daily that Reggie Lewis and Len Bias are dead.
Hey gang of amphibious Spaniards! This week’s Phrase that Pays is, “I would tongue that ass til I tasted Fall River.”
I am not a Christmas girlie, but having siblings with kids makes it way more fun.
News Item: Bertucci’s is debuting a brand new concept, and its first location will be in Boston.
How am I the least chill guy on Twitter?!
Man, it seems like the Lions and the Cowboys play EVERY Thanksgiving!
After all the jacks are in their boxes And the clowns have all gone to bed You can hear happiness Staggering on down the street Footprints dressed in red And the wind whispers “Mary.”
All the suckers getting to the airport early means you can get there 55 minutes before your flight leaves.
Honk if you think Ted Williams should have won the 1941and 1947 AL MVP Award.
Sam Kennedy would like you to know that the Sox are just so darn disappointed Snell decided to go with another offer but that coming this spring to America’s favorite ballpark you can get a Guy Fieri smash burger and a cup of New England’s favorite Legal Seafood chowder for only $89!
ESPN putting out playoff rankings every week that are 100% meaningless and using that as an excuse to do a segment where Paul Finebaum yells about it is terrorism.
Does the Herald still run ‘Clip’ Callahan’s HS football article every Thanksgiving?
Bit of a stumble out of the gates for UConn MBB.
Is Bill James okay?
Breaking: Daniel Jones to sign with Vikings’ practice squad after release from Giants, per sources.
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Anyone who false starts is a Patriots offensive lineman. Anyone that commits holding is a well-disciplined Patriots offensive lineman.
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EARLY EATERS TIME Bears at Lions (-10.5) Jungle Kings feast on roasted ursine knee caps
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LATE EATERS TIME Giants at Cowboys (-3) Pokes pop Pituitaries
A Hall of Fame owner with Hall of Fame fashion sense
SECOND DINNER TIME Dolphins at Packers (-3.5) Meat men pack Dolphins into a Tua casserole
Coach Drip gets it
BLACK FRIDAY SPECIAL Raiders at Chiefs (-12.5) The Black Hole boys get black eyes on Black Friday
He tells his barber “Give me the Jonathan”
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SUNDAY LUNCH TIME Chiefs (-11) at Panthers Scary black cats catch the Chiefs licking their wounds
It’s not what you think!
Vikings (-3.5) at Bears Da’ Bears are da’ done
Titans at Texans (-7.5) Oilers learn you can’t go home again
Flipping the Nixon to the fine folks in Houston
Lions (-8) at Colts Colts get caught looking ahead to their Week 13 bye week
Patriots at Dolphins (-7) Tua smears Mayo
It has the Patriots’ beat writers seal of approval!
Buccaneers (-5) at Giants Tommy Cutlets is back, ba da bing! Giants still lose.
The Giants aren’t winning this game! I don’t care how many dago guinea wop greaseball goombahs come out of the woodwork!
Cowboys at Commanders (-10) Commies kick the ever living shit out of the Cowboys.
SUNDAY DINNER TIME Broncos at Raiders (-5) Bo Nix is YOUR Rookie of Year!
I hope his grandchildren can make it to the ceremony.
49ers at Packers (-2) Packers pulverize Prospectors
Cardinals (-1) at Seahawks Pretty Red Birds roast the Fake Sea Birds
SUNDAY PROWL TIME Eagles (-3) at Rams American Birds soar high in the City of Angels
A belated Happy 40th Anniversary to Sam the Olympic Eagle
MONDAY PROWL TIME Ravens (-3) at Chargers Scary Black Birds get shocked
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No one goes undefeated anymore. Not the Chiefs, not the Cavs. No one.
Ah, the old ‘use an Emirates NBA Cup group stage game as cover to fire the hockey coach’ trick.
Nick Pivetta declines qualifying offer, per source. You go, Breslow!
Larry Johnson, a great guy who’s been reunited with his feet in Heaven. RIP.
Carter’s best attribute is being paired with Scal.
I love when people suggest pulling the team off the floor as if anyone would ever do that.
Chris Forsberg should have a wetter voice.
Mark Daniels is a one-man ‘The Onion’ headline generator.
Cakes are cooking for Dick Smothers, Joseph Biden, Norman Greenbaum, Veronica Hamel, Joe Walsh, Jacqueline Hansen, John Bolton, Rodger Bumpass, John Van Boxmeer, Mark Gastineau, James P. McGovern, Sean Young, Ming-Na Wen, Mike D, Alex Arias, Chris Childs, Jeff Tarango, Callie Thorne, Sabrina Lloyd, Joey Galloway, Jerald Moore, Dierks Bentley, J.D. Drew, Dominique Dawes, Nadine Velazquez, Carlos Boozer, Jared Followill, and Michael Clifford.
Last week the neighbor invited me over to watch the Tyson fight. Is it 1996?
Hey gang, this week’s Phrase that Pays is, “I mourn Vince Young’s career every day.”
Nashua, it’s like a baby Philadelphia.
I’ve seen very little evidence that Trey Lance is a real person.
LinkedIn is so pointless other than for cyber bullying.
Dondero is like these new age weed growers that cross pollinate strains of weed and call it like ‘Bazooka Man Vagina’ or some shit.
Dakota wasn’t wrong about loser DNA. He just had the wrong guy and not Embiid.
Pagliuca is starting to look like Joe Pesci playing David Ferry in JFK.
Does Mark Daniels have such an underbite from getting his teeth kicked in over and over?
The Commonwealth is famous for giving Sacco’s a fair shake.
Paul George did not sign a super max, nor was he eligible for one or needed one, as they are reserved for players with under 10 years of service to be able to exceed their normally limited maximum % of the team’s salary cap based on certain performance benchmarks, allowing them to then make up to 35%, instead of 25% or 30%, with 35% being what Paul George was already eligible to be paid as he had played 14 years in the National Basketball Association.
It’s fair to wonder how much Shukri’s angry video influenced Sweeney decision.
Qatar MNT superfan Alexi Lalas cosplaying as an American fan is interesting/
Ty Jerome does not jump as high as his name would imply.
We live in a tough time where it is most wise to save money, but there’s more ways than ever to spend money and everything is more expensive.
Larry Johnson was blacker than Deuce Tatum.
Denver is just a big sprawling suburb with the mountains in the background.
e in – Cuddy.
Netflix is that kid that tells 4 friends to come over his house cause his parents are away for the weekend.
Honk if you remember Bruins Head Coach Mike Sullivan.
Curran rapes Phil Perry weekly.
Neely and Sweeney will have run through Julien, Cassidy, and Montgomery yet are not on the hot seat themselves? How come?
I been in the right place But it must have been the wrong time I’d have said the right thing But must have used the wrong line I been on the right trip But I must have used the wrong car Head is in a bad place and I wonder what it’s good for
I been in the right place But it must have been the wrong time My head is in a bad place But I’m having such a good time I’ve been running trying to get hung up in my mind Really got to give myself a good talking to this time
Bo Nix has been named the AFC Offensive Player of the Week. He’s the first Broncos rookie QB in franchise history to earn the award.
Maybe it’s just me, but if the game was officiated correctly, I think the Celts win by 30.
Bryan Mata and Isaiah Campbell DFA’d.
If picking up disoriented guys is a skill, give Steve Buckley the gold medal.
I’m now all-in on the Drake Maye over hype. It’s the quickest way to get Mayo fired.
Bert Breer has fetal alcohol syndrome eyes.
I’m going to work “Culture Metric” into all facets of my life.
I generally prefer Principalities over Emirates.
Argonaut Arbuckle with a backup QB performance for the ages in the Gery Cup final.
Best bet for the weekend: a speed matchup in Miami.
May your green recliner be comfortable and your bowl of snack orbs bottomless, Larry.
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Nice win out in St Louis, Bruins. Monty might still be the coach for the Centennial Game!
It’s really cruel of the NBA to introduce another title that the Knicks can’t win.
There is a better chance of the tooth fairy floating into your room tonight, kicking your ass and drinking all your beer than the Red Sox signing Juan Soto.
One does not simply walk into Bobby Dodd Stadium at Hyundai Field.
Pasta is great, but it’s not a side.
Cakes are cooking for Joe Mantegna, Roger Steen, Gilbert Perrault, Merrick Garland, Andy Ranken, Tracy Scoggins, Chris Noth, Whoopi Goldberg, Aldo Nova, Charlie Baker, Greg Abbott, Neil Flynn, Blair Rasmussen, Vinny Testaverde, Jimmy Kimmel, Mark Fitzpatrick, Pat Hentgen, Gerard Butler, John Francis Zingg, Noah Hathaway, Metta Sandiford-Artest, Asdrúbal Cabrera, Lando Norris, and Emma Raducanu.
Cavemen must have had mad hemorrhoids, wiping their hairy asses with leaves and whatnot.
Did we throw Strahan in Gitmo yet?
It’s WILD that Tommy Boy had a contest so if you could properly identify the sample used in the hook of De La Soul’s “Plug Tunin'” single back in Fall ’88 you could win $500… That’s equivalent to $1333 in 2024.
The local scribes were this excited and optimistic when last year’s Patriots team got win #3, right? Right?
BlueSky’s getting more beta. Heyooooooo!
Kevin Owens joining the Bloodline 2.0 would be so insane and I’m all for it.
That Dickerson tweet is amazing. “Just teaching my son to be an asshole to total strangers for no real reason. So proud.”
At least they don’t need to air the old man smell out of the White House now.
Hey gang, of vowel purchasers, this week’s Phrase that Pays is, “Treat yourself to a round of sausage.”
Excited to report kids in middle school are still reading Mike Lupica books.
Quin Snyder looks like a Tom Hanks stunt double in Philadelphia.
Red Line Reminder: November 18-24 Shuttle buses replace service between Harvard & Broadway for track work. Shuttles will not directly service Park St or Downtown Crossing. Riders can board at Haymarket & State.
I thought John Basedow died in the tsunami.
Jalen Ramsey has the busiest facemask I’ve ever seen for a DB but he pulls it off.
I wasn’t going to watch the NBA Cup tournament until they debuted a new design on the ball.
We lost Carlo Imelio? Sad. Often beaten, never defeated.
Good to see Steve Kerr (who was missing Podziemski and Melton) was still able to find a way to play eleven players IN THE 1ST QUARTER(!) of the game in a sport he’s adamant you can’t do that kind of thing in.
It’s been six months She hasn’t shut up once I’ve tried to explain She’s driving me insane
She won’t even miss me when she’s gone. But that’s OK with me, I’ll cry later on.
Talk to ya later. Don’t wanna hear it again tonight. I’ll talk to ya later. Just save it for another guy. Oh, talk to ya later. Don’t wanna hear it again tonight. I’ll just, see you around.
Something about Mountain Dew with Chinese Food just hits.
Honk if you remember Pat Paulson.
Mookie Betts is a Silver Slugger Award winner for the fourth time with the Dodgers and seventh time in his career.
Are eggs two bucks a dozen yet?
The Bears have released veteran G Nate Davis, who they shopped prior to the trade deadline. He started 13 times over the last two seasons for them.
Have you not turned the heat on in your house yet? Let us know in the comments.
I did it. I made it not rain. I bought new wiper blades. Sorrey!
Baylor Scheierman impresses in his G-League debut.
Halloween candy at only 33% off, CVS? That’s not gonna cut it. Fifty!
It’s gonna be funny when Surgeon General RFK throws the ‘celebrity’ callers/change counters in the Guantanamo Bay Weight Loss Camp.
News Item: The Ground Round restaurant returning to Massachusetts.
Best bet for the weekend: McVay outduels Mayo on short rest.
No, I don’t think I will.
Material from interviews, wire services, Twitter, Meta, other writers, league and team sources, Emo Phillips, and the members of #the15 were used in this column. Heard it in a love song. Can’t be wrong.
Bianca de la Garza staying hydrated at her book release party.
A loaded Celtics team faced a hidden challenge heading into the preseason: How would they manage the minutes when Al Horford wasn’t on the floor, given Kristaps Porzingis would be out until at least Christmas?
Maybe this guy?
The Celtics’ offensive strategy was well-balanced this season: – They ranked among the top 3 teams in three-point attempts – Simultaneously maintained a strong post presence (2nd in post-up attempts) – Led the league in post-up efficiency (1.13 PPP)
Queta doesn’t shoot threes, but he dunks. Like, a lot. In Boston’s first seven games, Queta dunked eight times in 97 minutes(!). Playing against a team lacking in size like Golden State, Queta feasted, dunking four times in 28 minutes in his largest stint of the season. Queta dominated with four dunks in 28 minutes, his longest playing time of the season.
Boston doesn’t need to be great in the paint to win. They do need to be a credible threat so when the defense collapses they aren’t discombobulated when the threes aren’t falling and they’re being blocked from the basket.
Last season backup center Luke Kornet played the role as an effective stop-gap big man. He was a steady presence, able to use his long arms to disrupt offenses by effectively protecting the rim and jumping to block the shooters view of the basket, which became nominally known as the “Kornet Contest.” However, his ability to score efficiency fell off. His previous mark of 70% from the field now sits at 58%.
Queta: – Opponents shoot 59% from 6 feet – 5.7 attempts per game
Kornet: – Opponents shoot 62% from 6 feet – 4.4 attempts per game
The trade-offs between Queta and Kornet are: Kornet is longer, can cause disruption on the defensive side more effectively than Queta. Queta is way more athletic and provides an energy reminiscent to Robert Williams. Dunks are among the most valuable shots in the modern NBA, and Queta possessing the ability to bulldoze his way to the basket at will is a helluva ace to have up your sleeve.
Queta, not Tatum or White or Jaylen Brown, is Boston’s leader in net rating this season at plus-20.2. Sitting prettily above Shai-Gilgeous Alexander at 7th on the net rating rankings. A lot of this has to do with Tatum’s effectiveness with the all-bench lineup, where the fruits of Joe Mazzulla’s brand of basketball really takes shape. Generating clean open looks from beyond the arc, that also makes the paint more accessible for players like Queta to capitalize off lobs and PnRs.
Given these promising early returns from Queta’s performance, there’s strong reason to believe he’ll provide excellent value on his current contract. If Queta can merely do what Kornet did last season and keep the team afloat in the dog days, he’ll exceed the value of his small $2.2 million contract.
2.4 million USD is 2,252,886.51 Euros in Queta’s native Portugal
Vinny Jace appears on the Entitled Weekend podcast. He does not live in Albufiera.
No way that wasn’t an illegal screen no matter what Marc Davis and whatever Knicks or Nets fans were reviewing the play from New York thought. Shameful.
The game was over as soon as the Dodgers tied it with that five-run outburst. Falling behind for a few minutes was just a minor bump in the road. Some of you know nothing about momentum and body language and it shows
Halloween happens every time The NY Jets play.
The Pivetta qualifying offer makes perfect sense. On Bizarro World!
Lamelo Ball looks like emo John Oates.
Cakes are cooking for Johnny Rivers, Joni Mitchell, Alex Ribeiro, David Petraeus, Christopher Knight, Liam Ó Maonlaí, Calvin Borel, Andre Hastings, Emily Lesueur, Dan Houser, Yunjin Kim, Kris Benson, Tarek Salah, Marcus Luttrell, Mark Philippoussis, Mike Commodore, Will Demps, Adam Devine, Elsa Hosk, Courtney Marie Andrews, and Lorde.
The only reason Gabrielle Starr wanted to get to the press box was so she could literally look down on people instead of just figuratively.
I’m gonna glaze Wemby when he’s playing like this in May Not October.
Alley-oops from the floor? Ok, Ja! Ok!
Hey Gang of immortals, this Week’s phrase That pays is, “Sal, It’s a sports Bonanza.”
Red Line Reminder: November 5-10 Shuttle buses replace service between Broadway & North Quincy for track work. Commuter Rail will be fare-free between South Station & Braintree.
I’m sorry. . .who exactly has been disrespecting Tom Brady?
Absolutely stacked country new music friday last wk.
Ordway’s way of saying stuff like he’s smart but being a gigantic dummy is infuriating.
Paul Pierce’s wheelchair thought Mahomes needing two people to help him off the field was ridiculous.
I was seriously considering Switching to Rich. Alas.
Drake Maye is tall. Got a big arm.
News Item: Australian breakdancer Raygun announces retirement following viral performance at Paris Olympics.
The Bruins aren’t a .500 team.
Oh sure. Like Jason Kelce never called Travis a faggot.
She had hair like Jeannie Shrimpton back in 1965. She had legs that never ended, I was halfway paralyzed. She was tall and cool and pretty, and she dressed as black as coal. If she asked me to, I’d murder, I would gladly lose my soul.
Now I lie in bed and think of her. Sometimes I even weep. Then I dream of her behind the wall of sleep.
Gerrit Cole is the mentally weakest ‘Ace’ since Roger Clemens.
I like Twitter because it combines my two favorite forms of communication: texting, and throwing a note in a bottle out into the sea.
Honk if you remember Jeanne Zelasko.
Michael Hurley looks like a Rob Ninkovich you bought off Temu.
Run, Bobby Dalbec! Be free!
Florida has announced that it won’t be making a head coaching change and is sticking with Billy Napier.
Bucs, you should have gone for two.
I bet they’re really going to boo the next time the Warriors play in Boston.
Best bet for the weekend: Hunter Henry being dependable.
(Stick tap Old Friend Miz)
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And happy birthday to the first supermodel, England’s Own Jean Shrimpton. Here seen in a 1965 photo.
My colonoscopy you ask? It went fine. As healthy and pink as Kevin ‘The Hammer’ McNamee!
Welcome to November! As a gift just for you, Football Cat is giving you an extra hour of sleep on Sunday. Just remember Football Cat’s internal clock is still on Daylight Saving time. Please be considerate to your cats.
Why haven’t I been fed yet?
SUNDAY LUNCH TIME Cowboys at Falcons (-2.5) Birds beat Boys
Broncos at Ravens (-9.5) No post-Halloween hangover for the Scary Black Birds.
Halloween is over people
Dolphins at Bills (-6) Hairy Cows trample Tua
Saints (-7) at Panthers Black Cats get skinned on All Saints Day weekend
Raiders at Bengals (-7) Stripey Cats save their season
roar
Chargers (-2) at Browns Elven magic short circuits the Bolts
This would be a much better mascot than Brownie
Commanders (-3.5) at Giants Red wave drowns the G-men
Patriots at Titans (-3.5) Ass over Tits
As far as the state of New York is concerned, you are the “ASSMAN”
SUNDAY DINNER TIME Bears at Cardinals (-1) Not even two Hail Marys and three Our Fathers will beat the Bears this week.
Better get Pete McNulty on the phone.
Jaguars at Eagles (-7.5) American Birds poop on Spotty Cats
It’s s fun hat
Lions (-3.5) at Packers Jungle Kings devour Meat Men
The lower extremities are never on sale
Rams (-1.5) at Seahawks Rams steamroll Seattle
SUNDAY PROWL TIME Colts at Vikings (-5.5) Vikings rape and pillage poor Jumpball Joe.
Poor Joe
MONDAY PROWL TIME Buccaneers at Chiefs (-8.5) The march towards perfection continues.
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