The 15

Can YOU pick more winners than our own Football Cat? If so, you become eligible to win prizes!

Congratulations once again to Warren Dull’s aunt for beating Football Cat in Week 14! She should play the Powerball tonight!

How to play? Simply pick who you think will win this weekend’s games. (Sunday and Monday only, Football Cat negotiated no non-holiday Thursdays) Pick more winners than FC, and you can win either a The15 Inside Joke Prize Pack or a $25 Supermarket Gift Card! Your choice as to Market Basket, Big Y, Shaw’s, or Stop & Shop! (Or another, if you are outside the New England Area)

(One winner per week. In the event of a tie, a winner will be chosen at random. Winners remail eligible to also win in future weeks.)

Here are this weekend’s NFL matchups:

Browns at Bears

Ravens at Bengals

Cardinals at Texans

Jets at Jaguars

Chargers at Chiefs

Bills at Patriots

Commanders at Giants

Raiders at Eagles

Packers at Broncos

Lions at Rams

Panthers at Saints

Colts at Seahawks

Titans at 49ers

Vikings at Cowboys

Dolphins at Steelers (Tiebreaker – total points scored)

Email your picks to bjbsjournalintern@gmail.com (prior to kickoff of the first listed game) or, if that isn’t your bag, post them on the Twitter and our merry band of interns will make sure your entry is added to this week’s pool of contestants!

Good luck to all our contestants!

Late Night with Football Cat presents: Top 10 Office Christmas Party Mistakes
From the home office in Nashua New Hampshire, the Top 10 ways to turn your company Christmas party into a career-ending blooper reel…
10) Introducing the new employee to everyone as “the diversity hire we got for the tax break.”
9) Doing the Macarena with Karen from Accounting… on top of the copier.
8) Starting a conga line through the open-bar line. Congratulations, you just turned a 45-minute wait for vodka into a fire-code violation with jazz hands.
7) Telling the intern that the mistletoe belt buckle is “company tradition.”
6) Karaoke rendition of “Baby It’s Cold Outside” as an unwilling duet with your married boss.
5) Complimenting Stacy from Marketing on how “the red dress really brings out the exit sign behind you.”
4) Cornering the CEO under the mistletoe and saying, “Pucker up, you magnificent bald elf.”
3) Grabbing the mic from the DJ to announce, “This next song goes out to Steve in accounting—thanks for doing my taxes and my wife!”
2) Drunken PowerPoint presentation titled “Things I’d Change If I Ran This Place.”
1) Slow-dancing with the cardboard cutout of the founder while crying to “Last Christmas.”

Sunday Lunch Time
Browns at Bears (-7.5)
Bears flush the browns

Ravens (-2.5) at Bengals
Stripey cats pounce on the black birds

Cardinals at Texans (-9.5)
Texicans barbeque pretty red birds

Jets at Jaguars (-13.5)
Spotty cats ground the Jets

Chargers at Chiefs (-5.5)
Chiefs aren’t dead until you drive a stake through their heart and cut off their head

Bills (-1.5) at Patriots
Buffalo sauces the locals

Commanders at Giants (-2.5)
G-men master Commanders

Raiders at Eagles (-11.5)
Raiders won’t even cover

Sunday Dinner Time
Packers (-2.5) at Broncos
Denver curdles cheesemen

Lions at Rams (-6)
Horney sheep trample jungle kings

Panthers (-2.5) at Saints
Black cats spook Saints

Colts at Seahawks (-13.5)
Fake Seabirds sink Old Man Rivers

Titans at 49ers (-12.5)
Purrdy topples Tits

Sunday Prowl Time
Vikings at Cowboys (-5.5)
Cowboys hogtie Mini-men

Monday Prowl Time
Dolphins at Steelers (-3.5)
Yinzers feast on frozen fins

Football Cat lives in New Hampshire, enjoys watching football, and is a cat.

Can YOU pick more winners than our own Football Cat? If so, you become eligible to win prizes!

Congratulations again to Warren Dull’s aunt for beating Football Cat in Week 11! It’s a good thing we’re not like all the casinos and betting sites that banned Dan Lifshatz for winning too much! Hahahahaha!

How to play? Simply pick who you think will win this weekend’s games. (Sunday and Monday only, Football Cat negotiated no non-holiday Thursdays) Pick more winners than FC, and you can win either a The15 Inside Joke Prize Pack or a $25 Supermarket Gift Card! Your choice as to Market Basket, Big Y, Shaw’s, or Stop & Shop! (Or another, if you are outside the New England Area)

(One winner per week. In the event of a tie, a winner will be chosen at random. Winners remail eligible to also win in future weeks.)

Here are this weekend’s NFL matchups:

Jets at Ravens

Steelers at Bears 

Patriots at Bengals

Giants at Lions

Vikings at Packers

Colts at Chiefs

Seahawks at Titans

Jaguars at Cardinals

Browns at Raiders

Eagles at Cowboys

Falcons at Saints

Buccaneers at Rams

Panthers at 49ers (Tiebreaker – total points scored)

Email your picks to bjbsjournalintern@gmail.com (prior to kickoff of the first listed game) or, if that isn’t your bag, post them on the Twitter and our swell team of interns will make sure your entry is added to this week’s pool of contestants!

Good luck to all our contestants!