Football Cat’s Wild Card (Wildcat?) Weekend Picks
Happy days are here again! The skies above are clear again, Let us sing a song of cheer again, Happy days are here again!
Friends, last Sunday was a day of independence for all Patriots fans and their descendants!
If you don’t agree that the high point of the season was watching Thunder eat a big shit sandwich on Monday, then you are just weird! Weird! WEIRD!
But have no fear weirdos, you can still admit the error of your ways and join those of us who were right all along. You have no idea how your life is gonna improve as a result of this. Food tastes better. The air seems fresher. You’ll have more energy and self-confidence than you ever dreamed of! I am as giddy as a drunken man!
SATURDAY DINNER TIME
Chargers (-3) at Texans
Bolts barbecue Texans
SATURDAY PROWL TIME
Steelers at Ravens (-9.5)
Scary Black Birds snowplow Steelers
SUNDAY LUNCH TIME
Broncos at Bills (-9)
Bills bounce back, beat Broncos
SUNDAY DINNER TIME
Packers at Eagles (-4.5)
Bert Bell’s American Birds send Green Bay packing
SUNDAY PROWL TIME
Commanders at Buccaneers (-3)
Bucs master the Commanders
MONDAY PROWL TIME
Vikings at Rams (-1.5)
Rams host a Viking funeral (in Glendale, AZ)
Football Cat lives in New Hampshire, enjoys watching football, and is a cat.
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