Football Cat’s Week 8 NFL Picks ’24

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Please join us in wishing a very Happy 14th Birthday to Football Cat!

In lieu of gifts please show your support by purchasing some wonderful genuine merchandise. Football Cat’s birthday comes but once a year, so splash out some of that cash you’ve been accumulating from following the picks.

SUNDAY LUNCH TIME
Ravens (-9) at Browns
Unless the Browns are starting Tippi Hedren at quarterback, expect the Scary Black Birds to run rampant.

They should remake this movie with cats.

Titans at Lions (-11.5)
Jungle Kings bounce Tits

Colts at Texans (-6)
Texans corral the Colts

Get along little kitties!

Packers (-4.5) at Jaguars
Pack Men make mincemeat out of the jet-lagged Spotty Cats

Not again!

Cardinals at Dolphins (-3)
Drips dizzy Dolphins drop Deacons

Jets (-7) at Patriots
Mayo is not handing in his D.O.R just yet. Jets crash and burn. Love lifts us up where we belong.

He’s got nowhere else to go!

Falcons (-2.5) at Buccaneers
Mmmmm, creamsicles.

With just 100 calories per bar, it’s the classic ice cream on a stick dessert that you can enjoy without guilt.

Eagles at Bengals (-2.5)
Stripey Cats feast on American Birds

The Migratory Bird Treaty Act was not violated in the making of this image.

SUNDAY DINNER TIME
Saints at Chargers (-7.5)
Saint Eligius’ gang defeats the Saints

Yes, even electricians have a patron Saint.

Bills (-3) at Seahawks
Fake Sea Birds upset Hairy Cows

Bears (-2.5) at Commanders
Marxist Mariota leads the Commies to victory

“Quarterbacks control the means of offensive production.”

Panthers at Broncos (-9)
Black Cats have trouble adapting to the thin air

At altitude, cats prefer hockey.

Chiefs (-10) at Raiders
Mahomes’ team finally defeats Brady’s team

SUNDAY PROWL TIME
Cowboys at 49ers (-4.5)
Federales rob gold diggers

Badges? Badges! We don’t need to show you any stinking badges!

MONDAY PROWL TIME
Giants at Steelers (-6.5)
Giants can’t defeat Men of Steel

Good luck getting a kid into “Walter’s International Wax Museum” for 40 cents nowadays.

Football Cat lives in New Hampshire, enjoys watching football, and is a cat.

Happy Birthday to me!

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