03/20/2025 Cleaning Out the Sports Junk Drawer
Scheierman has the game of his life and gets Jackie Mac instead of Abby in the walk off interview.
The Pitino Redemption Arc is my favorite sports store in many a year.
Love Abby, but her doing play-by-play was a little ambitious considering she sounded scared to death to chime in occasionally during last season’s clamcast. Maybe shoulda had her sub in for a quarter or two earlier in the season.
I’ve just had delivery of 3 pizzas I did not order. I have called the police.
It’s like fucking Mardi Gras over here. Boston is a St. Patty’s destination now. 20 years ago, you wouldn’t come w/o chaperone.
Bregman is a fun little new toy.
What was the over/under on Karen Read trial related fistfights on and along the parade route?
Anthony Pepe has tried to get on Entitled Town on multiple occasions.
You ever been to Dealey Plaza?
I’m unbothered by Coach Bill fobbing off his social media emails to Jordon. When you have a philosopher/entrepreneur right there you’d have to be an idiot not to use them.
Bruins dead cub bounce seems to be over.
A league source tells The15 that the team will be sold to William Chisholm, managing director of Symphony Technology Group. Chisholm grew up on the North Shore and is a lifelong Cs fan.
Cakes are cooking for Carl Palmer, Robert Gordon Orr, John de Lancie, Jimmie Vaughan, Holly Hunter, Sting(wrestler), Kathy Ireland, Manny Alexander, Jane March, Christy Carlson Romano, Ruby Rose, and Allisen Corpuz. (No cakes for Pat Riley or Spike Lee.)
The longer I spend on this earth the more easily I am convinced Warren Zevon is the greatest songwriter of all time.
Italians! In Providence! That’s just crazy!
Hey gang of Granite State roundtrippers! This week’s Phrase that Pays is, “It looks like a post-apocalyptic child’s party.”
Mattapan Trolley Update: This delay has cleared. Shuttle buses are being phased out.
Tracy Morgan shitfaced and playing it off as a medical issue to avoid the embarrassment? That’s Drew Magary’s move!
RFK banning food additives and ingredients is not going to save you from the fact that you eat in a massive caloric surplus and refuse to do ANY type of exercise. Your children pick up on the habits you have, so it’s not going to save them either. Do better.
Citizen surveillance isn’t free, playboy.
MBTA heat is on in the 2nd red line car from the front, train is heading southbound to South Station.
Hypnotize on a Saturday night at MSG. Enough said.
Kay Adams….elite mouth. But ultra-premium vodka thinks that’s too much filtering.
Xavier has a fat cheerleader.
Does my Buffalo Wild Wings account REALLY need to have two-factor authorization?
Rotillo is a huge St. John’s fan now? Nice.
Know this: Peter Gammons loves two things: rocking out and stroking out. Also, baseball.
Bipolar Bravado is my early Kentucky Derby pick.
I gotta say, on the list of ballsiest demands, URI telling media to pay $20 for professional parking is up there. Fix your shitty WiFi first, then you can start doing stuff like that.
Well, I’m gonna treat you like the queen you are
Bring you sweet things from my candy jar
You’ve got tricks you ain’t never used
Give it, give it to me, it won’t be abused
I’ve been watching you for days now, baby
I just love your sexy ways now, baby
You know our love will never stop now, baby
Just put your loving in my box now, baby
Wrap it up, I’ll take it
Wrap it up, I’ll take it
I have to keep checking if it’s Morgan Moses or Moses Morgan. I know I’ll screw it up at least once.
Tom Wakefield made every day count.
I’d probably bang Red Panda if given the chance. But that may be the Flexeril talking.
Honk if you remember Bob & Ray.
Using “Green Teamers” as an insult is preposterous in 2025.
That Hilary Knight is a hockey player.
Jordon makes funbags-era Linda look like Garbo by comparison.
Derrick White is so good. Love that guy!
Nice hearing Andy Gresh on the national overnight radio.
Why would cough drops not be gluten free?
Happy National Doctor’s Day.
Did you ever try to calculate how many games Rico Carty missed in his career due to injuries?
I hope Bill Chisholm told his wife he was buying the Celtics.
Scoring goals in March is overrated.
Best bet for the weekend: Not St. John’s. Sorrey!
Material from interviews, wire services, Twitter, Meta, other writers, league and team sources, Bill James, WikiFeet, and the members of #the15 were used in this column. And that’s powerful stuff.
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