Top 18 Things Not Discussed in the ‘Celtics City’ Documentary
Before their time with us was done, we sent the Intern Street Team out to ask the locals what was left out of Bill Simmons’ Celtic City documentary they wanted to have in there. Here are their answers-
“If there was a connection between the Old Boston Garden not having hot water and the fact that the Celtics routinely beat teams comprised of plumbers and other tradesmen during the Russell Era.”
“The ‘Lucky doesn’t take cabs’ sitiation.”
“Whether Len Bias dying also led to the end of the painter’s cap supremacy among hats.”
“Glenn Ordway not being interviewed. At all.”
“Where in the Greater Boston Area one can find Wyc Grousebeck & Emelia Fazzalari’s luxe tequila brand Cincoro available for purchase?”
“How did Dino Radja end up as your best offensive player?”
‘Coach Jimmy Rogers’ hair care routine.”
“The Billups trade was completely ignored. Along with The Ricktator’s general incompetence.”
“Why did Bill bench Butler in the Super Bowl?”
“Larry Bird & Quinn Buckner’s ill-starred visit to Chelsea’s on May 16, 1985.”
“Stojko Vrankovic in the ‘glasnost’ era.”
“How many Celtics game Bill Simmons watched at the Garden while sitting in the SportsDad’s lap.”
“C’s mascot/good luck charm Busty Heart.”
“I can’t believe they didn’t even cover Tommy talking about Aaron Baynes’s monster cock.”
“It needed much more Deuce Tatum. He is EVERYTHING!”
“Danny Ainge being a Mormon.”
“The ‘Go back to Africa and hunt some lions’ story.”
“Corrie Bird.”
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