Football Cat’s Week 7 NFL Picks 2026

Allons chatons!

From The Collaborative that brought you the Immaculate Squid and your daily SteveRdle, comes a new brainteaser…  Is It, 1789 or 2026?

Today’s clue:
“Following recent events in the Bastille neighborhood, and after careful consideration, we felt it appropriate not to move forward with the planned event in Paris”

Is It, 1789 or 2026?

If you guessed 1789, well sorry 24601, you will not be taking home any fabulous prizes to little Cosette.

The correct answer is 2026!

Since no one won today’s game, all the prizes will auctioned off with the proceeds to be split amongst the interns.

Thank you for being with us today, and remember to please help control the dog population. Have your dogs spayed, neutered or donated to scientific research. Goodbye, everybody!

Just kidding dog people, it’s all love

L’heure du Petit-Déjeuner du dimanche
Steelers (-3) at Saints
Les Saints de La Nouvelle-Orléans triomphent et s’offrent un défilé de la victoire sur les Champs-Élysées

Très Bien

Sunday Lunch Time
49ers (-3.5) at Falcons

Purrdies rub Penix the wrong way

We miss you Jojo

Buccaneers at Panthers (-3.5)
Black cats cook the Baker boys

Not so fabulous

Giants at Texans (-10)
Everything is bigger in Texas, even the Giants margin of defeat

Colts at Vikings (-6.5)
Norsemen discover that Carlie Irsay-Gordon’s notebook is full of cookie recipes.

Dolphins at Jets (-4.5)
Jets soar over tanking Phins

Browns (-1.5) at Titans
Brownies bite Tits

Ouch

Bengals at Ravens (-3)
Stripey cats pounce on Poes

I got your “Nevermore” right here

Sunday Dinner Time
Broncos (-4.5) at Cardinals

Mile Highers club Cards

Packers at Lions (-3)
Jungle Kings devour Meatmen

Just in time for Halloween

Rams (-4.5) at Raiders
Horny sheep leave Las Vegas with a win

Sunday Dinner Time
Chiefs at Seahawks (-2.5)

All three generations of Kenneth Walkers will be celebrating

Monday Prowl Time
Cowboys (-4.5) at Eagles

Dallas does Dom

Debbie… OOTG

Football Cat lives in New Hampshire, enjoys watching football, and is a cat.

Leave a Reply