Football Cat’s Week 10 Picks

Happy Veterans Day weekend to all who served! Especially those who serve me breakfast, lunch and dinner.

I did two tours in ‘Nam and all I get is free Grand Slam breakfast at Denny’s

SUNDAY FRÜHSTÜCK TIME
Giants (-6.5) vs. Panthers
Schwarze Katze über alles!

What’s all the führer about?

SUNDAY LUNCH TIME
Patriots at Bears (-6.5)
Bears paste Patsies

Da Bears

Bills (-4) at Colts
Tatanka clobber Colts

Vikings(-7) at Jaguars
McCorkle masters Minni

My good friend Mac is going to own!

Broncos at Chiefs (-7.5)
Chiefs bust Broncos

Falcons (-3.5) at Saints
Falcons slap Saints

What did the five fingers say to the face?

49ers (-6) at Buccaneers
Prospectors bury Bucs

Steelers at Commanders (-2.5)
Commies swamp Steelers

SUNDAY DINNER TIME
Titans at Chargers (-7.5)
Bolts topple Tits

These record warm temperatures have really extended tanning season.

Jets (-1.5) at Cardinals
Pretty Red Birds jettison Jets

Eagles (-7) at Cowboys
Cowboys edge Eagles

SUNDAY PROWL TIME
Lions (-3.5) at Texans
Lions tame Texans

roar

MONDAY PROWL TIME
Dolphins at Rams (-1)
Rams drown Dolphins

Football Cat lives in New Hampshire, enjoys watching football, and is a cat.

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