Hey Lama, how about a little something, for you know, the effort?
I hope you set aside some of Week One’s winnings to buy some treats for Football Cat!
SUNDAY LUNCHTIME 49ers – 5 vs Vikings Brock Purrrrrdy and the prospectors plunder the Vikings
Chargers -5 vs Panthers Black cats can’t help crossing their own path, get zapped by Chargers.
ZZap!
Colts -2.5 vs Packers Horsies stomp the Meat Men into the unfrozen tundra of Lambeau Field.
Giants vs Commanders -1.5 Pituitaries pound Pol Pots.
Saints vs Cowboys -6 Jerry Jones and his many illegitimate children must have had a good laugh after reading that article about Rub-and-Tug Robert’s Hall of Fame struggles. Jerry’s good time keeps rolling.
Cheshire Cat grin
Browns vs Jaguars -3 Spotty cats devour the mystical fairyland sprites.
Jets -3.5 vs Titans My father Bert Bell tells me that in 1959 this would have been a match-up between the “Titans of New York” and the “Oilers of Houston”. Much like Lucy will ultimately outlast Taylor, the original Tits triumph over the new Tits.
Rrrowwl
Buccaneers vs Lions -7.5 Jungle Kings feast on pirate patellas.
Raiders vs Ravens -9 Scary birds don’t break a sweat.
Caw
Seahawks -3.5 vs Patriots Good thing mean old Bill is gone, otherwise he’d inexplicably replace Malcom Butler as honorary lighthouse keeper at the last minute – with no explanation! WTF! The Mayo-noise will be earsplitting after the Patriots start 2-0.
SUNDAY DINNERTIME Rams vs Cardinals -1 Male sheep stomp pretty red birds.
Bengals vs Chiefs -5.5 Stripey cats get their first win of the season at Burrowhead.
Me heap big appropriate your culture!
Steelers -2.5 vs Broncos Men of Steel can’t handle the thin air. The mile high horses run wild.
SUNDAY PROWLTIME Bears vs Texans -6.5 After the he messes with Texas, Calib Williams will be left in tears, seeking solace in the loving embrace of his mother’s arms.
MONDAY PROWLTIME Falcons vs Eagles -6.5 I love watching birds fight! The American birds prevail and the losers gets in my belly!
You, uh, you white meat or dark meat?
Football Cat lives in New Hampshire, enjoys watching football, and is a cat.
“You don’t leak to Van Natta about me; I leak to Van Natta about YOU!”
But did it feeeel like a win? Not so sure.
Tyreek Hill’s ongoing audition for a future season of ‘American Sports Story’ is going great.
You know it’s a big game when you hear the smooth sound of Noah Eagle.
I envy how comfortable Steve Perrault always looks.
The Hall could probably be persuaded to put Robert in if he’d end his rhetoric.
I can’t believe Clay Travis hired the Super 70’s Sports guy. Ok, I can.
People say there aren’t enough black baseball players anymore. They’re all on the TBS pregame show.
I’d like the captains patches more if they were the colors of the team. Why the same colors for all NFL teams? Patriots should be blue, red, silver, white…no yellow.
Is the Boston PWHL team named Fleet because of the building contractors?
Cakes are cooking for Brian DePalma, Lola Falana, Mickey Hart, Amy Madigan, Tommy Shaw, Jeff Sluman, Don Slaught, Scott Patterson, Robert Wren, Elizabeth Daily, Virginia Madsen, Kristy McNichol, Ellis Burks, Victor Wooten, Graeme Obree, Moby, Harry Connick, Jr, Maria Bartiromo, Taraji P. Henson, Mack Strong, Richard Ashcroft, Shelton Quarles, Jon Buckland, Ludacris, Ed Reed, Jacoby Ellsbury, Elizabeth Henstridge, and Tyler Hoechlin.
Diana Ross – Upside Down >> all the songs that sampled it.
Just remember, if Mayo turns out to be a good coach it’s because Robert Kraft saw something in him. If he turns out to be a bad coach, look to the coaching tree.
Blue Line: Delays of about 10 minutes while a maintenance train inspects the overhead wires between Airport and Wonderland. Trains may stand by at stations.
I must hear something described as “the elephant in the room” twice a week. That’s 100 elephants in the room. How many elephants can you really fit in a room do you think?
Getting a microphone tattoo is the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard of. Might as well wear a shirt that says, “ask me about being in sports.”
Hey gang with a benevolence association, this week’s Phrase that Pays is, “redirected to the ground.”
The only snakes I know of are those of Set and his cursed towers. Their evil has spread to every city. Two or three years ago it was just another snake cult, now…RIP James Earl Jones.
Agency news: KLUTCH Sports Group has acquired Ballengee Football, adding its agents including Rick Roberts, Martin Fischman and Don Weatherall and 20+ clients including Malik Nabers, Patrick Queen and Travis Etienne, to their emerging roster. This move follows the acquisitions of ROOF and Rep 1 Baseball earlier this year.
I’m home today playing Borderlands and I have to wonder…do the Vault Hunters have a Union?
Football isn’t my favorite sport but man, it really is the best-looking game on TV.
Weird fences make weird neighbors.
Why can’t Dave Grohl go the Shank route and pretend it never happened? Is it because people have a hard time believing two different women would go to bed with the CHB willingly?
In the timbers of Fennario, The wolves are runnin’ ’round. The winter was so hard and cold, Froze ten feet ‘neath the ground.
Don’t murder me. I beg of you, don’t murder me. Please, don’t murder me.
I sat down to my supper. ‘Twas a bottle of red whisky. I said my prayers and went to bed. That’s the last they saw of me.
Since 1962 the Dodgers have won six NL MVP Awards. The New York Mets have won none. I’m kind of thinking maybe this should be the year?
Lucy Wrights, just winging it. ‘One Take Lucy’, they call her.
The frozen breakfast sandwich people must be in cahoots with the paper towel manufacturers.
The Red Sox are making a mockery of George Herman Fruith’s career!
The Echoes slept through their wake up call in South Bend.
Sarah Spain thinks Van Morrison was writing about b-holes in 1967?
I ain’t calling some other dude Swagu.
YouTube Belichick is great. But it raises the question, what did they do with the other half of Matt Patricia? Deep dive conversational format is actually what I think Brady would be better suited for than color analyst.
Honk if you remember Rod Rust’s hapless Patriots squad.
Man, both sides. Amirite?
YOU fell for the Al Horford retirement announcement hoax! You did! You did!
PSA: the new linkin park clips don’t sound weird because of her singing, they sound weird because all the songs are in new (higher) keys. For sure a factor that should have been considered, but I think she sounds pretty good and now a bunch of young fans get to see them
WooSox manager Chad Tracy said that Mickey Gasper tweaked his back packing up his things after being optioned from Boston back to Worcester.
Won’t someone please think about the Sports Hub producers who were heartlessly let go? No? Okay.
John Tomase. Writing about the Patriots. NBCS Boston doesn’t get nearly the hate they should.
Red Sox refuse to die. But also refuse to put together a winning streak.
Best bet for the weekend: Trust falls in Foxboro before the breakout session.
Material from interviews, wire services, Twitter, Meta, other writers, league and team sources, Bill James, Old Friend Miserable Fellow and the members of #the15 were used in this column. Kind of a drag.
And happy birthday to local gal done good singer/songwriter Kay Hanley.
Football Cat is back. And not in pog form, losers.
FRIDAY PROWLTIME (bonus)
Packers vs Eagles (-2.5)
American Birds win by default after Corinthians’ ultras hijack the Meat Men’s team bus.
SUNDAY LUNCHTIME
Steelers vs Falcons (-3.5) The Birds of Prey better start praying. The Men of Steel pull off the upset.
Patriots vs Bengals (-6.5) Stripey Cats win in a laugher. Boston beat writers look the other way when offered an extra slice of cold Papa Gino’s pizza and a room temperature Bud Light.
Needs a neon North Star*.
Cardinal vs Bills (-6.5) Red Birds get stampeded by Hairy Cows. Let’s feast on their tasty wings.
Titans vs Bears (-4.5) As stated so eloquently last season: “Tits may be ass.”
Anne Francis, her TV character Honey West had a pet ocelot.
Jaguars vs Dolphins (-3.5) Spotty Cats feast on the Tua Fish.
Jaguars can swim.
Texans (-3) vs Colts Houston will not have a problem.
Panthers vs Saints (-4) To quote Shukri Wright(s) “if you think Carolina is going to win the division, I have a can of corn to sell you!”
Vikings (-1.5) vs Giants Bill Belichick’s dream job may be closer than it appears. Giants lose.
We journey to Jotunheim to battle the frost giants!
DINNER TIME
Raiders vs Chargers (-3) Brother Jim’s charges zap Tom Brady’s Raiders.
Cowboys vs Browns (-2.5) In Enid Blyton’s “Book of Brownies”, a mischievous trio of brownies named Hop, Skip, and Jump attempt to sneak into a party hosted by the King of Fairyland by pretending to be Twirly-Whirly, the Great Conjuror from the Land of Tiddlywinks, and his two assistants.
Dallas prevails.
Broncos vs Seahawks (-6) The False Seabirds win the Russell Wilson Memorial Classic.
Commanders vs Buccaneers (-3.5) Commies keep pace with Patriots in the battle for the first overall pick on the 2025 NFL draft.
OCEANS ARE NOW BATTLEFIELDS
SUNDAY PROWLTIME
Rams vs Lions (-3.5) Big Cats feast on juicy mutton kneecaps. Fetlocks? Lamb hocks?
MONDAY PROWLTIME
Jets vs 49ers (-4.5) Prospectors take down Planes. Achilles tendons may be intact, but hearts are broken throughout Queens.
Football Cat lives in New Hampshire, enjoys watching football, and is a cat.
Foxborough, MA – In a month where the New England Patriots have made headlines with roster shuffles and preseason preparations, one figure has remained a constant in the eyes of the team and its fans: Jerod Mayo. The former linebacker turned coach continues to evolve into a leadership role that many now believe is poised to become more than just defensive coordination — it’s a head coach in waiting. It’s no secret that Bill Belichick has long been grooming Mayo for greater things. Patriots media releases this past month have emphasized Mayo’s involvement not only in defensive schematics but in shaping the entire team’s culture. More than once, Belichick has praised his former Pro Bowler’s football acumen, referring to him as “one of the sharpest minds” to come through the Patriots’ system. But what’s been equally telling is the way Mayo carries himself in the locker room, stepping into a role that goes beyond X’s and O’s.
A Natural Leader
Patriots fans remember Mayo for his tenacity on the field, his ability to dissect offenses as if he were already coaching. Now, as a coach, his instincts are proving even more valuable. Media releases over the past month have highlighted Mayo’s increasing presence during practice, not just with the defense but across the entire roster. In one report, Mayo was seen working closely with young quarterbacks, helping them understand defensive coverages, showing his breadth of knowledge on both sides of the ball. This is where Mayo’s leadership shines. He’s not just building a defense — he’s building a football team. And that’s exactly what this Patriots squad needs in a season filled with question marks. At 37, Mayo is still relatively young by coaching standards, but his command of the locker room is undeniable. According to sources close to the team, players gravitate toward him in a way that reflects both respect and admiration. He’s part strategist, part motivator, and entirely a team-first guy.
The Belichick Blueprint
What makes Mayo’s rise so exciting for Patriots fans is the undeniable parallels to his mentor, Bill Belichick. Like Belichick, Mayo has a meticulous approach to the game. He’s known for breaking down film until the early hours of the morning, and it shows on the practice field. In the latest media release, Patriots personnel commented on how Mayo has taken on more responsibilities, particularly in developing game plans and overseeing all three phases of the game — not just the defense. The Belichick coaching tree is extensive, but few have had the opportunity to learn directly under the greatest coach of all time while playing and coaching. It’s this dual experience that separates Mayo. The Patriots are known for cultivating homegrown talent, and in many ways, Mayo is the epitome of that philosophy.
Subtle.
What’s Next?
So, what does the future hold for Jerod Mayo? It’s not a stretch to say that many around the league view him as a head coach in waiting. With Belichick’s career winding down, Mayo has increasingly become the face of the future in New England. And if the Patriots’ latest media releases are any indication, it’s a future that’s bright. In one interview last week, when asked about his ambitions, Mayo was predictably modest: “I’m just focused on helping this team win games.” But ask anyone in the Patriots organization, and they’ll tell you Mayo’s impact is already evident — and it’s just the beginning.
North Star!
Note: Old Friend ‘Uncle Gizmo’ took a cue from the latest Entitled Town podcast. He input into ChatGPT: “I’d like to create a story in the current style of Albert Breer. It would be a glowing story about New England Patriots coach Jerod Mayo and would use as it’s base Patriots media releases for the last month.” The result is what you see above.
Our long national nightmare of Katie Nolan not being on TV is over.
The Seminoles got wicked Sturrowed! #lol
Jarren Duran being the only guy to not tap out is quite the 180 from two years ago.
Jerod sooo wanted to wear a C as a player.
Johnny Gaudreau seemed to be too nice a guy to have gone to BC. Very sad.
My fantasy football draft strategy? Just vibes.
Cakes are cooking for Ken Harrelson, Ray Floyd, Tom Watson, Martin Chambers, Blackie Lawless, Khandi Alexander, George Hurley, Damon Wayans, John Vanbiesbrouck, Tomas Sandström, Mike Piazza, Ione Skye, Wes Bentley, Pat Neshek, Beyoncé, Hildur Guðnadóttir, Kaillie Humphries, and Olha Kharlan.
Additionally, Brother John Irons is also entitled to a cake today.
Red Line Reminder: September 6-29 No Train service between JFK/UMass and Braintree due to track work. Commuter Rail alternatives are available. Shuttle buses will not service JFK/UMass.
What made you think Jaylen got hacked? Weird tweets?
Hard to believe a health nut like (checks notes) Fatman Scoop just collapsed like that. RIP.
I need to know who the IU and Purdue are of the ACC.
The most effective fly swatter I have ever tried is a rolled-up bath towel. The hitting surface is like ten times larger than fly swatter, and it tends to stun them without smashing them and creating little blood spots.
Do you guys remember how fun it used to be to ask questions?
Hey gang of accountability experts! This week’s Phrase that Pays is, “a frustrated Rafael Devers sat with a bat for about 40 minutes staring into his locker.”
Triston Casas exists within a vibe and the vibeless cannot stand him for it.
Who is your personal favorite San Diego Padres prospect who never really made it? Someone who never reached Majors or never got much opportunity to play. I’ll go with Dennis Tankersley. So close to Eck! Had to root for him. But he did nothing to earn more opportunity.
Every time Joe Furey is on TV it seems like the first time ever.
Maybe the racially ambiguous bull dykes shouldn’t goon up on the nice white lady? Just a thought.
Brian Kelly looks like a general contractor that’s always bringing you bad news.
Count me among the Tiafoe fans. Love the way he plays tennis.
Sometimes, in a quiet moment, I’ll be listening to the cicadas, and I’ll get lost in thought and remember that the Boston Celtics won the 2024 NBA Finals and have the most titles in NBA history.
Now look at the people In the streets, in the bars We are all of us in the gutter Some of us are looking at the stars Look ’round the room Life is unkind We fall but we keep gettin’ up Over and over and over…
Me and you, every night, every day. We’ll be together always this way. Your eyes are blue like the heavens above. Talk to me darlin’, with a message of love.
Denver Broncos and two-time Pro-Bowl CB Patrick Surtain ll reached agreement today on a four-year, $96 million extension that includes $77.5 million guaranteed, now making him the highest-paid defensive back in NFL history. Tory Dandy of CAA negotiated the deal.
Katie Nolan won’t stop until she’s fired from every sports outlet in North America.
Franklin Park Zoo lights: Super cool.
The current condition of Ponkapoag must have Donald Ross rolling around in his grave.
Taylor Mathis doesn’t realize she could walk around reading the ingredients for raisins and her followers would not give a hoot. Not one hoot.
Honk if you remember Tom Tupa scoring the first 2-point conversion in NFL history.
Oh yeah, Chris Gasper. There’s your answer.
News Item: Former Patriots wide receiver Danny Amendola joining ‘Dancing with the Stars.’
When selling a home, I tell all my clients, “Hide your Fluff.”
Except for hockey, the C on the jersey always triggers me. It was so lame when Varitek wore it, and the NFL gays it up another level with the stars, always loved that Bill wouldn’t allow it. It’s just another reminder how the Kraft’s are hellbent on distancing themselves from the greatest coach of all time. Complete loser asshole behavior.
Chris Sale was doing his best impression of Eric Idle in European Vacation last year and now he’s pitching like a gentile Koufax.
Best bet for the weekend: Tennessee Volunteer Charles Davis handling Tennessee Volunteer Jerod Mayo with kid gloves during Sunday’s broadcast.
Material from interviews, wire services, Twitter, Meta, other writers, league and team sources, Bill James, Old Friend Lebron and the members of #the15 were used in this column. Message of love.
Did Mayor Wu ever get that meeting with Jarren Duran?
Crazy that Andy Hart’s kid is pulling in his dad’s biweekly salary in a single weekend.
Happy Hour’s overdue return to the Commonweath shot down yet again? Another W for the Puritans.
A certain percentage of fans are going to treat WAR as a reliable estimate of a player’s value, no matter how obvious it is that it is wrong.
Adam 12, Deathcat Holley. Deathcat Holley, Adam 12.
The International Olympic Committee wants Jordan’s Chiles bronze medal back? Molṑn labé.
Veronica Burton…TD Garden, ten minutes court time, two rebounds, one assist. Zero points on 0 for 4 shooting…your thoughts?
I’m going to give Bedard the benefit of the doubt. It’s clear he meant to say, “Nip Cage is a goof.”
Cakes are cooking for Archie Griffin, Kim Cattrall, Kim Sledge, Jim McMahon, Carrie-Anne Moss, Josee Chouinard, Craig Counsell, Alicia Witt, Jason Marquis, Kelis Rogers-Jones, BJ Upton, Eve Torres, Laura Haddock, Usain Bolt, Kacey Musgraves, Hayden Panettiere, and Bo Burnham.
Love the idea that talking gambling while bouncing your your titties is some sort of intellectual property that needs protecting.
Hey gang of deck chair rearrangers, this week’s Phrase that Pays is, “I don’t need to know anything about the radio losers’ lifestyles.”
I’m sure Bloomberg’s AM signal is already one of the 14 stations beating Jones and MegO, but will they really have more listeners than good old American rock n roll?
‘Keep off the moors and stick to the roads’ was the best advice I ever got in life.
Blue Line: Delays of about 10 minutes while a maintenance train inspects the overhead wires between Airport and Wonderland. Trains may stand by at stations.
Angel Reese has officially signed a sponsorship deal with Reese’s. Her first “Reese’s Pieces” apparel collection launches today.
Mayo’s “I have impostor syndrome” article from 2021 is a “boy did I outkick my coverage, hahaha!” humblebrag.
A “blend of lifestyle entertainment?” That should give Joansie the ratings he got at The Sports Hub with F&M as his lead-in.
I don’t care how many times you email me about it, I do not want two free weeks of Uber One.
If I’m Michelle Wu, I’m demanding a sit-down with Eliot Wolf right now.
Just saw a Dairy Queen commercial where they’re eating the Blizzards at home. Unless you live right next to the DQ this is a bad idea they melt fast in transit.
A fan with very poor sense of humor yelled “You need a tennis racket” with Duran at the plate Friday. Comedic value? 0 out of 10.
Fun Fact: Everett is not in Boston.
Spencer Torkelson would be a great name for a Professor of Paleontology. That is all.
Lifestyle and entertainment? What’s Keefe gonna do, talk about his Funko Pop collection?
Naming a cat Dr. Doom is great. But it’s especially great when the vet tech announces “Dr. Doom?” in a waiting room.
I only do my banking at Chargoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaubunagungamaugg Bank.
What the world needs now is love, sweet love. It’s the only thing that there’s just too little of. What the world needs now is love, sweet love. No, not just for some, but for everyone.
Lord, we don’t need another meadow. There are cornfields and wheat fields Enough to grow. There are sunbeams and moonbeams Enough to shine. Oh listen Lord, if you want to know.
Frogger is an interesting game because at the highest level of play it’s possible to reach a board that’s not solvable, ending your game. It’s not a true kill screen, however, because with proper strategy that scenario can be avoided.
Two deep throws so far, two completions from Jordan Love to Romeo Doubs. The connection is real and has the potential to be spectacular.
Pochettino? Sounds delicious! Is it something a gaucho chuckwagon makes?
Honk if you remember Rick & Paul Reuschel becoming the first brothers to pitch a combined shut out.
The Pope doesn’t even have a rain gauge in the Vatican FFS.
I know more than a few people who would consider a standard big watermelon to be ‘personal sized.’
Golf swings and fantasy zings: Steve is a pop culture poster!
Oh sure, MegO, she’s obviously the problem. The least-smarmy of the three hosts.
The right Jennifer is out there for you Ben Affleck! Probably.
Maybe making someone other than a sullen, unpatriotic, cigar store Indian-looking player the face of the WNBA was a good thing.
Best bet for the weekend: Red Sox hang tough.
Shu’s angry TikTok thumbnails all look like the last thing Tony Mazz sees before someone steals his car.
Material from interviews, wire services, Twitter, Meta, other writers, league and team sources, Bill James, and the members of #the15 were used in this column. Gresh? Fauria?
And happy birthday to Czech tennis player Karolína Muchová.
Wilyer Abreu hitting a three-run homer literally with tears in his eyes after the death of a family member would seem like one of the better baseball stories of the year.
If the IOC wants a foolproof sex test, have those two suspect boxers try and load a dishwasher.
A report late Tuesday said the Patriots are no longer in the picture when it comes to wide receiver Brandon Aiyuk. After reportedly inquiring about his availability, New England decided not to explore trade possibilities involving the pass catcher.
“Belichick stubbornly sticking to his value system” is now “Wolf wouldn’t get stupid with the money.” The tone of the coverage has completely changed. Have to give the team credit: The pizza parties were a fantastic investment.
Minutes after winning gymnastics’ most coveted title, Biles fastened on a white gold necklace and flashed a diamond-encrusted goat pendant toward the camera.
Dating back to 2003, I’ve been through like literally 6 cycles of producing content on the Internet and this is definitely one of the better ones, both just on a personal level and the overall quality of Internet content.
“He’s lacking urgency” the commentator says about the guys sprinting as fast as they can for 10 seconds.
Cakes are cooking for Rodney Crowell, Wayne Knight, Alberto Salazar, Bruce Dickinson, David Duchovny, Elizabeth Manley, Michael Shannon, Charlize Theron, Edgar Renteria, Dimitrios Eleftheropoulos, Samantha Ronson, Jamey Jasta, Sidney Crosby, Kyler Murray, and Jalen Hurts.
I always found Parmesan to be the most sensual of the hard granular cheeses.
Why do French people only have one egg for breakfast? Because it is “un oeuf”! Le chortle!
Green Line B Branch Reminder: Through August 11 – Shuttle buses replace service between Boston College and Babcock Street for track work. Shuttles will not service Allston St, Griggs St and Packard’s Corner due to accessibility issues.
I’m tired of seeing Snoop Dogg. There: I said it.
Worcester’s Own rankings: Stephen Nedoroscik > Eddie Mekka > Tanyon Sturtze.
Who was my first Attitude Era crush? Daffney. She was pretty, but it was more. Her personality just shot through the TV. I’m so beyond happy I was able to interact with her a few times.
Aerosmith. Arguably the greatest American rock & roll band. They will be missed.
Hey gang of hold-in’s, this week’s Phrase that Pays is, “I said when was aren’t in pads but besides me staying hours on hours to sign and throw the ball around with the fan how about y’all come talk to me.”
Silver Medal PtP goes to, “Who the fuck is Harry Frazee?”
My favorite Lucy Burdge bit on Twitter is where she pretends to like food.
I think I could medal in badminton.
Hey, Liberty Mutual, why is your company gouging the citizens of Massachusetts?
Since they were in town, I feel like I have to say this….im totally not into Metallica. Never cared for them….sorry if i have offended anyone.
“Steamer” is one helluva word. Laugh everytime I see it. – Idiot Zo.
We are living in the absolute hardest era of public restroom handwashing. Desperate handwaving at nothingness, like a wizard that lost their powers. Bathroom sinks and soap dispensers designed by Dark Souls developers.
Field hockey isn’t high scoring?
3v3 hoops is the gayest Olympics event and they have literal horse dancing.
In other baseball news, Biily Bean died, but not the one who wrote ‘Moneyball.’ RIP.
Jake Andrews was placed on season ending IR because he has a torn meniscus. It is torn in several places, and he is set to have surgery, per source.
Top 10 all-time meniscus recoveries:
1 Steve Redding (3rd surgery)
2 Steve Redding (1st)
T3 Robert Williams III
T3 Steve Redding (5th)
5 Steve Redding (11th)
6 Steve Redding (2nd)
T7 Steve Redding (4th)
T7 Steve Redding (10th)
9 Steve Redding (7th)
10 Steve Redding (9th)
HC Mayo constantly seeking validation from the loathsome press corps is astounding, if not surprising.
And it’s a free for all in the parking lot, Tell me who’ll rule the street. And the night explodes when the cops bring down the heat. And the chains they crash like thunder, While the weak ones all retreat. Gotta draw first blood or they’ll read your funeral rights. When the lightning strikes.
Gold Medalist Gabby Thomas, from right here in mortgage-free Western Massachusetts. Lordy!
What kind of alphabet do the Polacks use? I don’t think I’ve ever seen an L with a line through it before.
Every time A Bar Song by Shaboozy comes on I think it’s Wonderwall by Oasis.
I personally don’t understand why tenpin bowling isn’t an Olympic sport. Nearly every country plays it, the pros come from all over the world, and it’s extremely inexpensive for a host country to have a venue in to play it – just use an existing, high-end bowling center in whatever city hosts it.
Honk if you still have cassette tapes in your media collection. Audio or video.
I bet Alex Cora has taken some practice swings at Triston Casas. In his mind.
Bill Weld wouldn’t jump into the Seine.
Hocker? Damn near killed the Norwegian and British runners!
If two guys named ‘Dave & Chuck The Freak’ were broadcasting in this market I think I would know about it.
the next American women’s sport super star should be Ashleigh Johnson if you love water polo.
Anybody else notice that the AI imitation of Al Michaels’ voice doesn’t actually sound like Al Michaels?
Nice of Eck to show up at his daughter’s hearing in the Granite State.
Do they make cowboy boots with big toe boxes? Asking for future Country 93.7 employee MegO.
Best bet for the weekend: huge savings during the sales tax holiday!
(leans slightly) “Greatest guy in the world”(didn’t lean)”never heard of him.”
Material from interviews, wire services, Twitter, Meta, other writers, league and team sources, Bill James, Old Friend Kingasurusand the members of #the15 were used in this columnOh, blame it on midnight.Ooh, shame on the moon.
Et nous souhaitons un joyeux anniversaire à la mannequin française Aurélie Claudel.Ooh, and might I add, là là.
The Sox tapping out every year immediately after the All-Star game is so weird.
Matthew Judon sat on a trash can watching pass-rushers practice? Doesn’t he know they put a PlayStation in the locker room??
“It’s not based on The Last Supper, but rather on an obscure Dutch painting from the 17th century!” has real, “We didn’t name our candy bar after the most famous baseball player in America in 1920, but after the dead daughter of a former President!” energy.
There’s a macabre subset of Celtics Twitter that loves talking about how long Len Bias and Reggie Lewis have been dead.
El Prez can’t claim the child tax credit for his girlfriend?
The US men’s basketball team and the US women’s beach volleyball team are both wearing long spandex pants. Disapprove!
Cakes are cooking for Gerry Philbin, Sab Shimono, Bill Weld, Barry Van Dyke, Evonne Goolagong Cawley, Alan Autry, Michael Biehn, Bill Berry, Mark Cuban, Dale Hunter, Sandra Hodge, Wesley Snipes, Fatboy Slim, J.K. Rowling, Andre Ware, Chris Weinke, Jonathan Ogden, Tim Couch, Zac Brown, B.J. Novak, DeMarcus Ware, Evgeni Malkin, and Kyle Larson.
Here’s the thing: There’s only so many plays one can run on offense in team handball.
@Dart_Adams Donna Summer: from Dorchester or Mission Hill? Always thought Dot but heard/read MH somewhere.
Hey gang of Volvik users, this week’s Phrase that Pays is, “Are you fucking Caleb Williams?”
Why does Steve Kerr hate Tyrese Halliburton?
Green Line Update: Regular service has resumed between Heath Street and Brigham Circle.
What a stupid ritual wakes are. Gonna kneel in front of this rotting corpse filled with formaldehyde and pray to an old guy in the sky. Totally normal! Free Jacks won their playoff game.
Overheard at #The15 water cooler: “Dude, this gash football game is kinda tense!”
Great to see Dorchester gal Ayo Edebiri kicking ass onscreen with Robert Townsend in S3 of “The Bear”, 37 years after his iconic movie Hollywood Shuffle.
Oh good; water polo has VAR too.
The Call Her Daddy whore should ask Simone if the trainer made her squirt.
Next Olympics: Breaking 2: Electric Boogaloo.
Oh wow, Don Orsillo called a Padres no-hitter? I’m sure he’ll never tell us about it.
Anyone know the medal count?
We got on the ol’ Ouija Board to try and contact the restless spirit of Red Sox Poet Laureate Dick Flavin to see if he’d honor us with a timely poem. Here’s what we got:
“Detox Day is a movable feast,
When you need it the most or need it the least.
When your mouth is so dry you can’t even spit,
Or when your overtaxed liver is ready to quit.
Those will be days are the, the days..”
It goes on and on like that.
Duquette’s dumbest idea, that Karen Read is innocent or Wilfredo Cordero?
That can only mean Theo Epstein will be the one to come in and actually free Karen.
And the train conductor says, Take a break, Driver 8. Driver 8, take a break, We can reach our destination. But we’re still a ways away, but it’s still a ways away. But we’re still a ways away, but it’s still a ways away.
A way to shield the hated heat. A way to put myself to sleep. A way to shield the hated heat. A way to put myself, my children to sleep.
Savannah Guthrie always has a look on her face like she just asked, ‘You want to put what where?’
The US women’s gymnastics team is like a Benetton ad.
Tatum getting stapled to the bench was the worst act of terrorism ever involving a member of the Kerr family.
Yes, Ma: I heard about the deli meat recall.
TITTPT.
The Patriots reward another one of their own: The team and Davon Godchaux have agreed to a two-year extension worth up to $21M with $16.5M guaranteed. The deal was done by Drew Rosenhaus, Jason Rosenhaus and Ryan Matha.
Wait, there’s men’s field hockey?
RB Aaron Jones should have plenty of opportunities earlier for Minnesota.
Honk if you remember Jimmer Fredette.
Has there ever been a team like the 2024 Yankees before? I’ve never seen one. It’s like Maris and Mantle were traded to the 1962 Mets.
Hey guys, that’s Lenny DiNardo! *blank stares*
Try harder to make us like you Coach Mayo. It’s going to happen. Soon.
That Aussie RugbyRoo Sevens gal almost ran down Spiff Cedrick like Ben Watson did Champ Bailey.
My grade on the Revs trade? Um, incomplete?
Imagine having a problem with Simone Biles. (Gerry Callahan not eligible)
Tough loss, Renegades.
Best bet for the weekend: Judon gets neither a bag or his flowers.
Le Festin des Dieux – Jan van Bijlert OK, I can kinda see it.
Material from interviews, wire services, Twitter, Meta, other writers, league and team sources, Bill James, and the members of #the15 were used in this column. Citius, Altius, Fortius – Communiter.
And happy birthday to American model Chandra North.
Are you now a member of the Patriots coaching staff? Are you sure? Check your emails.
The MLB ASG was very Red Sox intensive. As it should be.
Doubtless everyone in Jamaica Plain was rooting for the Fila-sponsored Barbora Krejcikova, to win Wimbledon, right?
If you can’t use a hammer correctly, sailing might not be your thing either.
MLB Draft: 9 of the first 21 players selected in the first round are Black players. #Diversity
Spaniards must be partying like it’s 1799 with the Euro Cup win and Alcaraz as the Wimbledon Men’s champ.
Ingrid Andress is going to rehab? This is going to ruin the tour.
Bedtime at 8:30 is delightful, sorree!
Cakes are cooking for Dick Button, Tenley Albright, Paul Verhoeven, Dion DiMucci, Joe Torre, Craig Fuller, Richard Branson, Nick Faldo, Elizabeth McGovern, Wendy Williams, Dan O’Brien, Vin Deisel, Anfernee Hardaway, Bruce Walker, Torii Hunter, Elsa Pataky, Ben Sheets, Dion Branch, Kristin Bell, Priyanka Chopra, and Canelo Alvarez.
Fun Fact: ‘Kysre’ is pronounced. ‘kaiser!’
Watching some Nets/Cavs from 1993 and Paolo Banchero reminds me so much of Derrick Coleman.
My grass is so brown Gerry Callahan is throwing rocks at it.
Tough loss at Wimbledon, but at least Jasmine Paolini now gets to go back to The Shire and marry Sam Gamgee.
Three monocle emojis can sometimes mean, ‘I’m happy for my Celtics teammate’, right?
Green Line B and C branch trains are currently terminating at Park Street due to a track problem at Government Center. For service to Boston College or Cleveland Circle from Government Center, board any train and switch at Park Street.
Greg Dickerson: “Is it bad that I’m insanely jealous of the hawk tuah girl? I just want fame and fortune for living life with no talent.” Sad!
Does Dave O’Brien even like his job? Guy should be conducting estate sales.
Red Sox drafted David Ortiz’s son, D’Angelo, in the 19th round. The Yankees will literally never know peace.
My “for you” tab is all fight vids and videos of animals you wouldn’t think would be friends, but are.
Jeff Howe thinks Dickie V. should stop showboating.
Hey gang of insecure phenoms! This week’s Phrase that Pays is, “I’m not afraid of you or your resources.”
BattleBots!
Uh, Dakota Fannings breakout role was in I Am Sam, 3 roles before Man on Fire.
Looking at Shakira is always a treat but once again who asks for music at a sporting event?
No better way to prove you’re definitely not jealous or bothered by criticism than to make another tweet about it a day later.
This Week’s Bill Simmons Mad Libs: “Is Jamie Lee Curtis the Eli Manning of her generation?”
Anybody with the last Campbell is called Soupy or Soup.
Jarren Duran joins Yaz, Roger, Pedro, and JD Drew as Red Sox All Star Game MVP winners.
Chanting at sporting events is like verbally holding hands with other guys.
Two absolutely fantastic rookie pitchers this year, Skenes and Miller. When was the last time we had two rookies like that in one year?
I can see why you think you belong to me. I never tried to make you think or let you see one thing for yourself. But now you’re off with someone else and I’m alone. You see I thought that I might keep you for my own.
Amie, what you wanna do? I think I could stay with you, For a while, maybe longer if I do.
News Item: Bill Belichick to join the cast of The CW’s ‘Inside the NFL’ The CW still exists? Is it on after ‘Gossip Girl?’
Bro, you need to get to Comerica.
What happens if you say ‘Klutch Sports Group’ five times in a mirror?
I’ve seen D’Angelo Ortiz play a few times. Good approach, works the count. Table-setter at Miami Dade. Smart player, too. He worked hard and played two years of juco. Nothing glamorous there, just bus rides and ball.
What a bizarre culture we’ve created where the third wheel on a hockey podcast feels the need to tell us he’s laying off the benzos.
Honk if you remembered to watch the ESPY’s.
Gaylord Perry would have liked that ‘Hawk Tuah’ gal.
Well at least the fans from the South American countries didn’t live down to stereotypes and low expectations in the Copa.
Third Eye Blind can pack ’em in at Great Woods and 50 Cent can’t? We truly live in an odd odd time in history.
Kayla Burton, Steve’s kid, NBC Sports Boston. Your thoughts?
Hillbilly Elegy is a prime day deal $7.45. I Am due for a next book to read and heard it was good.
Aloha means ‘goodbye.’ Aloha, Gregg Berhalter.
Now you can’t stream to Twitter unless you’re a “Premium Member?” Thanks for making it tougher to survive as a content creator, Elon.
Best bet for the weekend: high drama at Royal Troon.
Jaylen. Kysre. Cute couple of hoopers.
Material from interviews, wire services, Twitter, Meta, other writers, league and team sources, Bill James, and the members of #the15 were used in this column. Modified limited hiatus?
And happy birthday to pale British actress Kelly Reilly.
Winning is great. Winning that makes everyone else hysterically sad is even better.
No one dotted Dugie? Sad!
Jaylen Brown Finals MVP. He did spend some of that Supermax contract money attending a Sick Handlez Camp!
Willie Mays. You Say Hey, we all say goodbye. OOTG’s.
I’m in tears knowing Bill Russell’s widow was in Dallas for Game 4, and in Boston for Game 5.
Meanwhile, if wasn’t already, Bryson DeChambeau sure seems to have become this weekend what golf is continually seeking: A needle mover.
Dave Brown peacocking from his long dormant & locked Twitter account is peak Dave Brown.
Cakes are cooking for Salman Rushdie, Ann Wilson, Duane Kuiper, Larry Dunn, Kathleen Turner, Paula Abdul, Simon Wright, Mia Sara, Poppy Montgomery, Robin Tunney, Doug Mientkiewicz, Dirk Nowitzki, Garfield the Cat, Zoe Saldana, Jason White, and Macklemore.
Not only was that an all-time US Open, but my daughters wanted to learn more about the game, and I got to talk through the back nine with my dad at the house like we used to do after my tournaments and biggest rounds. Happy Father’s Day, everyone. It was a memorable one over here.
Having proper Sunday night HBO programming back is the best. It dominates social media the next day. We are so back.
Tons of people were helped by Jerry West admitting to being a maniac. Many cases of lives saved. “The Logo” taught me that it’s ok to not be ok.
Orange Line Reminder: Service changes for bridge and track work June 22-23: Shuttle buses replace service between Oak Grove & North Station June 24-30: Shuttle buses replace service between Wellington & North Station. Commuter Rail is fare free between Oak Grove & North Station.
Hopefully the next time all these Patriots greats are together is at RKK’s funeral.
Ime Udoka passed this up for pussy.
I don’t know how long ago Dennis Drinkwater’s seat moved to the aisle but how does he get into it? Does he hop over the back? Need to know.
Will Buck be wearing his Donnie Beardlsey skinsuit on one of the duckboats Friday?
Edmonton has now won twice, a win for each boob flashed by that nice lady.
Suggestion for Friday’s Celtics parade: Reserve one Duck-Boat for Wyc Grousbeck and his band, and play a Dead set to bring Bill Walton into the event. “Ripple” for respect.
Al Horford, aka the Dominican Don Nelson.
Don’t know about you guys, but it’s really scary to think that any one of us could be locked up if we drunkenly backed over a Boston cop. If they can do it to her, they can do it to YOU.
Hey gang of morons, this week’s Phrase that Pays is, “I’m still peeling confetti off me.”
Not great for the Woman In Sports™ brand that a hard 4 who grifts online retards considers herself part of the group.
Uh oh. Cotillo’s back on the soft serve.
Out of Jayson Tatum’s 40 highest priced purchased cards, only 3 were bought this year.
Trying to imagine what Bill’s reaction would have been if Brian, Stephen, or Amanda hade ever brought home a Cheerleader/Entrepeneur/Philosopher to meet dad.
This has been the longest day I wish I had more energy for the Celtics tweets 😦 I’ll be obnoxious all month if they win don’t worry.
‘Riding the side boards’ sounds like a 1940’s euphemism for gay sex.
I just wish Fergie would do every NBA Finals anthem.
The flow of porn spam from the usual suspects on Twitter has disappeared from my feed, and I have mixed feelings now that nobody seems to be trying to scam me. It’s like “wait, am I not worth the effort to try to steal from anymore?”
Abby didn’t need any gay champagne goggles.
Huh. I wonder why Bill forgot to mention the backstabbing rat of an in-over-his-head linebackers coach.
This human Subaru just femsplained to literal DNA forensic scientists the science of forensic DNA detectability.
Bill Clinton don’t become Willie Mays.
Sometimes I just shut up and let my past work talk. I earned these two days off and I’m going to enjoy every, single, minute of it.
PFF geting Betamaxed out of existence wouldn’t be terrible.
My favorite thing about watching women’s basketball is that they actually post up and use low post moves. It’s a lost art in the men’s game.
When the Starks & Baratheons get these blonde freaks up outta here >>>>>
Have the Revs turned a corner?
In the Boston Celtics 17 NBA Championships it has taken them an average of 6.12 games to win in the NBA Finals.
‘Claudia Bellofatto’ is a made-up name.
I can look out from the roof of this building I’m on and see five other buildings that I built. Three of which I saw from steel beam to final clean. I built half this block.
Today would be a great day for the race war to kickoff. Just like the Tet Offensive.
Gonna see the river man. Gonna tell him all I can About the plan For lilac time.
If he tells me all he knows ‘Bout the way his river flows. And all night shows In summertime.
Fun Fact: women were disallowed from serving on juries in Massachusetts until 1950.
Somewhere in this town, there are crab legs & I’m gonna go eat more of them than the Rangers had hits Sunday.
Probably a relief to Jerry West that he didn’t have to see another Celtics championship.
Would you rather have one 12-foot statue of Tom Brady or twelve 1-foot statues of Tom Brady?
Narrator: The Mavericks as it turns out did not figure out the Celtics’ scheme.
There are too many withdrawals, no deposit , You can’t grow like that !!!
Wonder if Bill saved Linda’s fake cans for the new girl.
I’ve never figured out how they keep the baseball IN the hat when the hat jumps in the air during that dancing-hat thing where they want you to guess which hat has the ball.
With the Finals being over, how will people now learn that there is a new Bad Boys movie in theaters?
Honk if you remember Brett Hull’s Stanley Cup winning ‘no goal.’
That wasn’t a travel on Prichard’s beyond halfcourt halftime buzzer-beating three, it was a Eurostep.
Linda Cohn is still on TV? Well good for her!
I’m still trying to see ‘likes’ on Twitter like Homer Simpson forgetting to dial the new area code.
It’s really not like Anna Horford to use her brother’s fame to curry favor.
Imagine if Danny and Brad took advice from the radio talking men and the ink-stained wretches. lol
Belichick can probably still kill spiders and open tight jar lids at his age.
Also, I want the repaired Christopher Columbus statue the city is too scared to put back up riding on one of the duckboats.
If The Sports Hub had a Kevin, I think I’d know about it.
Best bet for the weekend: Ocean State Job Lot starts selling the ‘NBA Players Association’ championship merch.
Tom. Patriots Hall of Famer.
Eeep.
Material from interviews, wire services, Twitter, Meta, other writers, league and team sources, Dan Kelley, Bill James, and the members of #the15 were used in this column.
And Happy Birthday to Czech supermodel Veronika Vařeková. Všechno nejlepší k narozeninám!
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