Mini-Tourney Championship Matchup Set!

The votes are all tallied, and its Gabz versus Mazz! Current Herald vs. former Herald! The Baseball Hour vs. Girl at the Game! Youth vs. Experience! See you tomorrow for Championship Monday!





The votes are all tallied, and its Gabz versus Mazz! Current Herald vs. former Herald! The Baseball Hour vs. Girl at the Game! Youth vs. Experience! See you tomorrow for Championship Monday!





These four are decidedly not fantastic. Vote! The polls will be open until midnight EDT, Sunday. July 27th. Then Championship Monday! Thank you for participating.




What was up with ESPN’s broadcast of the Red Sox game? Were Philly fans climbing the satellite antenna or stealing the cables for the copper?
You can tell the ones who’ve been fans since his Black Sabbath days by the way the think his name was Ozzie.
Cheryl Miller played against nurses and secretaries.
The media love training camp because every good play has a counterbalancing bad play for them to focus on.
Rich Hill must fucking hate his family.
If you’re looking for the long-time voice of Boston College Football you will find Jon Meterparel doing the famous Cape Cod League All Star game on NESN. Take A Bow! Jon.
Shane Gillis? Is he a member of Mobb Deep?
Yoshida vs. Imanaga as Japan looks on at 8:38 a.m. on a Sunday.
Ben Volin is already in midseason form.
News Item: All UNC football tickets sold out for 1st season in Bill Belichick era. It sure is going to suck when he leaves before the first game because his buyout is only $1m!
I have gone since 1997 saying ou est ta craie, only to now realize that means where is your chalk. Oops. Ou est ta couronne, roi rien?
Cakes are cooking for Dan Hedaya, Chris Sarandon, Jim Armstrong, Michael Richards, Gus Van Sant, Steve Grogan, Robbie Grey, Paul Geary, Julie Krone, Karl Malone, Barry Bonds.*, Doug Liman, Nick Nurse, Kristin Chenoweth, Laura Leighton, Jennifer Lopez, Rick Fox, Rose Byrne, Summer Glau, Anna Paquin, Elisabeth Moss, Xenia Rubinos, Mara Wilson, Daveigh Chase, Evan James Springsteen, Emily Bett Rickards, Kyle Kuzma, and Cailee Spaeny.
I’ll never forget when Like That came out. I was up in NH for work and listened to that song EXCLUSIVELY every time I was in the car. 25 minute commute each way. Like That. Every single time. Who knew it’d do what it did huh?
Hey gang, this week’s Phrase that Pays is, “Matrices and Dons get special treatment.”
Blue Line: Delays of about 10 minutes while a maintenance train inspects the overhead wires between Airport and Wonderland. Trains may stand by at stations.
How can you pull a “Do you know who I am?” when it’s not even you?
Orange Line Reminder: July 26-27 No Train service between Wellington & Back Bay due to signal work. Use Buses between Wellington & North Station. Use the Green Line between North Station & Copley.
The Running of the Jorts! A tradition like many others.
My two biggest NBA what if’s remain: Sabonis joining Drexler and Portland in 86 or Len Bias living.
I wish I loved anything as much as broads love singing Blues Traveler.
At the podium Patriots All Pro CB Christian Gonzalez, “ Pressure is a priviledge. ”
Crazy, but that’s how it goes
Millions of people living as foes
Maybe it’s not too late
To learn how to love and forget how to hate
Mental wounds not healing
Life’s a bitter shame
I’m going off the rails on a crazy train
I’m going off the rails on a crazy train
Owen Pence’s performative WNBA fandom is covering for some heinous shit. Mark my words.
Indoor spiders, why am I still seeing earwigs in the basement? You had one job.
How did Scott Kacsmar ever get a job at a serious football outfit in the first place? Guy could not be more unhinged.
Is Meterparel living with a host family too for the summer like the Cape League players?
My likes keep my IG scroll wall right where I want it, and nobody on my IG is shocked about what that content is, bc they’ll run up on me in person to show me what colors they have.
Honk if you remember Tony Kornheiser’s short lived vanity project, “Listen Up”,
Is Kelsey Plum an autist?
The ESPY’s are now like that mediocre restaurant you pass every so often and say, “that’s still open?”
Underwhelming Helmet Reveal szn,
Create more false equivalencies between Bob Kraft’s uncalled for swipes at Belichick and his responses to them.
Get well soon Mut.
H.E.R.B.I.E. the robot is triggering to kids that had him as a Fantastic Four member instead of The Human Torch in their Saturday morning cartoon.
If the concessionaires and vendors at Fenway go on strike, will you be allowed to sneak a sausage inside?
Justin Fields is limping to the sideline.
Best bet for the weekend: England versus Spain once again, this time at the Women’s Euro Championship.

Material from interviews, wire services, Twitter, Meta, other writers, league and team sources, and the members of #the15 were used in this column. Here comes the night.


Upsets in Region B, and a tie vote in Region V create some excitement. High seeds still lurk in the lower Regions N & T. With there being no winner in the Tom Caron/Hogdale tilt, the Committee has decided to call in a replacement player: Framingham Lou Merloni.
Round Three, an important number in baseball and in tournaments will start tomorrow, Wednesday July 23rd.

Welcome to the first ever Summertime Sour Sixteen! If you like new media and Red Sox broadcasters, or more importantly if you don’t like new media and Red Sox broadcasters, then this is the competition for you! We’ve got six podcasters, seven current or former members of Red Sox radio/TV broadcasts, two crusty old newspaper men and one weepy grifter. (Sung to the tune of The Twelve Days of Christmas)
Region B
1 Dave O’Brien vs 4 Steve Perrault
O’Brien wasn’t bad on radio play-by-play. However, he is so bad on TV that he actually makes people long for the days of Don Orsillo. Now that’s bad. Perrault is just one of the Carrabis’s many forgettable goofball sidekicks. O’Brien walks it off.
2 Chad Finn vs 3 Rob Bradford
Hairy vag faced Bradfo will smother Wax Pack Chad under a pile of wrinkled t-shirts.

Region V (aka The Section 10 free region)
1 Gabby Starr vs 4 Justin MLB
Here’s a tip for any of you looking to participate in next year’s Mini-Tourney. Put “MLB” in your twitter handle, it will set you apart from your average run of the mill baseball fans named Justin. Gabz won’t even need to come back from one of her many in-season vacations to dispatch Mr. Gonzalez.
2 Tom Caron vs 6 Hogdale
The Hogriders came out in force and pushed their hero into Round 2. They may have misunderstood the assignment though. How could anyone not appreciate the passion that Grant Huckvale brings to the role of “Hogdale”? It’s always a tour de force performance. Grant is matched up with milquetoast Tom Caron. No matter how many hair plugs Caron gets, it will never be enough to mask his Megamind Forehead. Dr. Tom Leonard’s least successful client moves on.

Region N
1 Jared Carrabis vs 4 Coley Mick
Jared Carrabis is a better more knowledgeable fan than YOU. Sorry, just deal with it losers. “Coley Mick” is a lace curtain Irish dunce. “Car Rubbish”® will mash that bloated spud in the Section 10 showdown.
2 Tony Massarotti vs 3 Will Fleming
It seems unfair to have the March Sadness runner up in the Midsummer Mini-Tourney, but that’s baseball. Maybe if Will Fleming starts speaking Spanish, Tony will run away and hide. Unfortunately the only Spanish Mazz will hear from Fleming is “No Más“.
Region T
1 Pete Abraham vs 4 Tyler Milikin
This match up should be introduced by Dale Dorman as part of the Creature Double Feature. Sentient garden gnome (Abraham) takes on an obese two legged centaur (Milikin). The winner may depend on what country you live in.

2 Tyler Broadman vs 3 Mike McCarthy
Is Mike McCarthy the pudgy bearded millennial doofus who figured out you can lose weight by eating salads, or is he the pudgy bearded millennial doofus with horrible teeth, or is he the pudgy bearded millennial doofus who couldn’t successfully book flights for his honeymoon or is he McBone? It’s hard to keep track of all these wacky call screeners.
Tyler Broadman may turn out to be a decent play-by-play man once he completes puberty, but his fake radio voice and Connecticut School of Broadcasting cadence make me want to ram my score keeping pencil in my ears. This a tough one, but McCarthy squeezes by.

All chalk in the first round, except for the unstoppable object that is ‘Hogdale’. Round Two commences tomorrow Monday July 21st.


Here it is. Please note that the Red Sox beat reporters for the Boston Globe and the Boston Herald have been swapped, for competition purposes. Competition begins Thursday, July 17th.


Please direct your attention to the seedings for the tournament, listed alphabetically by seed:
Seeded Eighth: Ian Browne, Jon Couture, Tim Healey, Jonny Miller.
Seeded Seventh: Mac Cerullo, Chris Cotillo, Jen McCaffrey, Sean McDonough.
Seeded Sixth: Steve Buckley, ‘Hogdale’, Sean McAdam, Mike Monaco.
Seeded Fifth: Will Middlebrooks, Kevin Millar, Jonathan Papelbon, Jim Rice.
Seeded Fourth: ‘ColeyMick’, ‘JustinMLB’, Tyler Milliken, Steve Perrault.
Seeded Third: Rob Bradford, Will Flemming, Matt McCarthy, Christopher Smith.
Seeded Second: Cooper Boardman, Tom Caron, Chad Finn, Tony Masserotti.
And, now, the Top Seeded competitors:
Pete Abraham, Jared Carrabis, Dave O’Brien, and Gabrielle Starr.
Bracket will drop tomorrow, Tuesday July 15th. Tourney to start Thursday.


Here is a partial list of the local baseball media who will be competing next week:
Pete Abraham Rob Bradford Ian Browne Steve Buckley Dave O’Brien Tom Caron Jared Carrabis Mac Cerullo Chris Cotillo Jon Couture Will Flemming Tim Healey Tony Massarotti ‘Coley Mick’ Sean McAdam Jen McCaffrey Matt McCarthy Sean McDonough Will Middlebrooks Kevin Millar Jonny Miller Tyler Milliken Mike Monaco Jonathan Papelbon Steve Perrault Jim Rice Christopher Smith Gabrielle Starr
Full roster and bracket reveal Monday!

We know from experience how much you all enjoy the annual March Sadness Tournament. But due to the calendar, the contestant pool is weighted heavily toward the sports then being played or just having concluded, hockey, basketball, and especially football. So the baseball writers, yakkers, and bloggers don’t receive their full attention. We aim to fix that.
Next week we will pit 32 members of the local baseball media against one another in a single elimination tournament in the style of our March Sadness/Mediot Madness event. Voters will decide who is the worst.
After all, it always comes back to baseball, Danny. The American Pastime. The beautiful game. The sport of kings. So good, so good. so good!
