Tom E. Curran.
It appears that the Chinderella Kadlick bloc of voters stayed home in silent protest. As is their right. And also that Mike Felger choked during clutch time, caller! Fact: not opinion!
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In the Consolation Match, Mike Kadlick proves no one cares about a Cinderella once their carriage turns back into a pumpkin. No glass slipper, just a glass jaw in a loss to Squeaky Tony Mazz who finishes in third place in consecutive tournaments.
Now on to the final act of The Big Sads – Felger vs. Curran. Two formerly ink-stained wretches. An irresistible farce meets the immovable object of derision. The Carpetbagger vs. the Lakeville Dagger. Missing eyebrows vs. hair transplants. Wisconsin Cheesehead vs. New England PotatoMan. Miserable Cuck vs. Heel Turn for a Buck. Both highly deserving. Two men enter, one man leaves. Choose wisely, voters.
Given the importance of this matchup, the poll will remain open for 24 hours, closing at this time Friday.
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Lawrence ‘Larry’ Lucchino. Former Red Sox President/CEO. Complicated legacy, and things of that nature. RIP.
Uh, Dawn Staley; Lisa Leslie? Ever heard of them? Didn’t think so. You’re welcome!
The Revs are the canary in the coal mine. All those problems at the cardboard box factory are spreading throughout Kraft’s empire.
Kim Mulkey dresses like Don Cherry’s spinster niece.
Another arena, Spectrum Center, where the upper deck fans have no shot at the t-shirt toss. #Celtics #Hornets
Opening Day should be a national holiday.
Am I the only one who wants to say Peekie to go along with Geekie? Probably. I’m an idiot.
Cakes are cooking for Jane Goodall, Wayne Newton, Tony Orlando, Alec Baldwin, Eddie Murphy, Mike Ness, Pervis Ellison, Mike Lansing, Picabo Street, Adam Scott, Koji Uehara, Leona Lewis, Amanda Bynes, and Jay Bruce.
The TV closed captioning tried to decipher ‘Flau’jae’. It looked like a Peter Gammons tweet.
Maybe Bobby Dalbec should wear a grapefruit rind under his ballcap the way Babe Ruth did a cabbage leaf?
Out: Spring peepers. In: Spring skiing.
Caitlin Clark definitely deserves the nickname Ponytail Pete, as in Maravich.
Orange Line Reminder: April 6-7 (This Weekend) Shuttle Buses replace service between Forest Hills and Ruggles for signal work. Commuter Rail service will be free to ride between Forest Hills, Ruggles, Back Bay, and South Station.
I just thought I would mention. . .trucks do not have DNA. Appear to be some advertisers who are confused about this.
Zach Edey must get a nice post-game work out, when the villagers chase him home with pitchforks and torches.
I was at Whole Foods (PeteCarrollStrut.gif) and saw a guy who looked EXACTLY like Hitler. Had the ‘stache and everything. My wife wouldn’t let me take a picture.
1,500 hits for Mookie. WCWGPLT?
Hey gang of Squidneck Nostradamuses! This week’s Phrase that Pays is, “Sensing a Caleb Love takeover game.”
Rashee Rice has ‘running from the cops’ speed.
Not even sure if this food take is controversial but if you haven’t tried mixing Diet Coke with milk you’re missing out.
Brent Rooker’s walk up song is ‘Edge of Seventeen?!?’
Eddie Goldman signed with Atlanta back in 2022, retired, came back in 2023, then was done before training camp. Now, he’s back.
You’ll never guess which Peter Pan media guy is questioning why the fat kid didn’t play football instead of basketball!
Angel Reese wears more makeup during a game than Dakota from Braintree.
Red Line Reminder: April 6-7 (This Weekend) Shuttle Buses replace service between Broadway and Ashmont & Broadway and North Quincy for bridge work & station maintenance. Express shuttles will replace Commuter Rail service between Braintree and South Station as well.
Says James, “In my opinion, there’s nothing in this world,
Beats a ’52 Vincent and a red-headed girl.
Now Nortons and Indians and Greeveses won’t do,
Ah, they don’t have a soul like a Vincent ’52.”
He reached for her hand and he slipped her the keys
He said “I’ve got no further use for these.
I see angels on Ariels in leather and chrome,
Swooping down from heaven to carry me home.”
And he gave her one last kiss and died;
And he gave her his Vincent to ride.
Is there anything more baseball than John Fogerty’s “Centerfield” playing during pregame workouts on a beautiful morning at the ballpark?
Please ban the phrase “Green light special.” I’m begging them.
Shit, I somehow missed this Lou Gossett, Jr. news over the weekend. His performance as Sgt. Foley is nothing short of iconic. Absolutely mesmerizing in the role. What a legend of the industry. “Mayo-nnaise.”
Honk if you remember Janet Marie Smith.
A bit of irony in the fact that KC’s ballpark plan died the same day as Ballpark Builder Larry Lucchino. If Larry had been in charge in KC he would have had architects lined up, land purchased, and a 100-page brochure produced before he said one word about it to the public.
Bob Kraft has black friends! He does!
Smoke bombs and flares from the Club América fans at Gillette. Looked great, plus you couldn’t see, which helps watching the Revs. 4-0.
That breath we all hold when Clark’s shot is in the air..
The clock finally struck midnight on Chinderella Kadlick in Mediot Madness. Sad.
Good thing Dick Flavin went first and spared us a Lucchino poem.
Have fun getting that elusive Soupey without Diggs AND Hamlin, Buffalo.
Best bet for the weekend: Huskies & Boilermakers move on in the men’s tourney.
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No Fooling.
It’s Felger’s third time getting to the Four You Deplore, his radio partner Tony got this far last tourney as well, TEC and Kadlick are in uncharted territory. Should be interesting.
Polls will stay open until Midnight EDT, 9 PM PDT. Vote responsibly.
And now a few loving words about “The Hateable Eight”, courtesy of everyone’s favorite meteorologist enthusiast and aspiring journalist, “Joshua from Marion”…
Region C: Mike Felger (1) vs Chris Gasper (2) “I’m not gay or anything but my idol Michael Felger is one handsome mofo.” – Feb 29, 2024 “Gasper is such a fruitcake but I love him too.” – Dec 1, 2023
Region V: Tom E Curran (1) vs Dan Shaughnessy (6) “Good Saturday evening @tomecurran, just wanted to say I love your hard hitting and intense reporting. As someone who had hoped to be a journalist someday, I admire the way you go about craft. Go #Patriots tomorrow even tho the Colts will probably beat them. Take care man.” – Nov 11, 2023 “Only @Dan_Shaughnessy could bring more darkness to the airwaves of @985TheSportsHub than @adamjones985” – Aug 9, 2018
Region N: Mike Kadlick (16) vs Jim Murray (2) “Notice how there’s been zero response by @mikekadlick. There’s several reasons why. Shhhhhhhh you can hear the crickets once the facts come out. Sit down.” – Jan 7,2024 “@bigjimmurray I’ve met him before and he’s not a POS. He wasn’t putting on a front either. He’s said bad things, we’ve all said bad things but we shouldn’t crucify him for life because of it. I believe in forgiveness. I believe in humanity working things out. If not, hit the button already. – Mar 27, 2024
Region T: Tony Massarotti (1) vs Albert Breer (3) “Hey @TonyMassarotti, I know you’ve been getting a lot of shit lately from callers but never forget you are a great guy and talented individual. I’ve met you before at Newbury Comics and you were super classy and gracious. Most people don’t know the real you. – Nov 9, 2021 “I love me some Breer. He’s a true professional and although some of his predictions may be outlandish, he’s willing to sit and take the heat about them. ” – Oct 26, 2023
Remember to vote, and don’t forget to stop by your local parish and get your feet washed tonight!
Polls will stay open until Midnight EDT.
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Bruins with the spirited comeback in the face of adversity against a playoff bound Florida squad. You love to see it.
Jaylen always presses during Ramadan. They’ll be fine.
“Brings a lot of energy” is what you say when someone isn’t very talented.
I’m hearing whispers the Patriots were in on Jordan Montgomery.
Imagine losing a 4-leg parlay because the team you take on the money line blows a 30-POINT lead! I might blame it on my interpreter.
Robert Kraft saying adding a daycare to Gillette is an easy fix has real George Costanza claiming credit for designing the addition to the Guggenheim Museum energy.
Cakes are cooking for Tony Banks, Bobby Lalonde, Thomas Wassberg, Andrew Farriss, Ed Pinckney, Quentin Tarantino, Randall Cunningham, Xusa, Mariah Carey, Kirby Dar Dar, Fergie, Michael Cuddyer, Manuel Neuer, Buster Posey, Brenda Song, Jessie J, Kimbra, and Lalisa.
Coach Mayo is the Lourdes of verbal crutches.
I loved the old days when we didn’t know anything about athletes except the factoids you could glean from the backs of baseball cards- “In the off-season Harmon Killebrew enjoys hunting and fishing.”
Mike Greenberg crying because the Celtics lost on his birthday makes it a good loss.
So Ohtani found his former interpreter’s actions to be, uh, inscrutable?
Malcolm Butler would not have been cuffed & stuffed in Rhode Island if Bill had traded him to Seattle.
Orange Line Update: The work for Sunday, March 31, has been cancelled. Shuttle Buses will replace service between Forest Hills and Ruggles on Saturday, March 30, only.
There’s no candy more festive than an Easter bunny made of chocolate.
The NE Revolution have two Gils, which makes them amphibious.
If you put cayenne pepper in your bird feeders you won’t get squirrels and things (I know this sounds mortgage-free Western Mass as shit but it works)
Yet Boston still in more ways than one is home where my heart is.
Well you know just what you do to me.
The way you move soft and slippery.
Cut the night just like a razor.
Rarely talk and that’s the danger.
It’s the one thing.
You are my thing.
Hey gang, this week’s Phrase that Pays is, “Those sunglasses look like they’re made of Spanx.”
Turns out little people have a short fuse.
Hip Drop Tackle? Was that the Cherry Poppin Daddies disappointing follow-up to Zoot Suit Riot?
Unless you watch the Red Sox regularly, it is impossible to explain how funny it is to watch Rafael Devers. He’s just unconsciously funny all the time.
Kicked it on NBA Today and Malika actually wasn’t in a pants suit. Would’ve lost that bet.
Yesterday was the worst thing to happen to Francis Scott Key since Carl Lewis. I hope the missing workers are ok.
Quality Iranian nougat is phenomenal.
Mars rules sports and athletics and competition. Caitlin Clark is an Aries Mars, which checks out when you hear her talk about getting kicked out of PE class as a child for being too competitive.
Bored of the life in the city of gold
He’d left and let nobody know
Gone were the towers he had known from a child
Alone with the dream of a life
He travelled the wide open road
The blinkered arcade
In search of another to share in his life.
Nowhere
Everyone looked so strange to him.
They’ve got no horns and they’ve got no tail
They don’t even know of our existence.
Am I wrong to believe in a city of gold?
That lies in the deep distance, he cried.
An awful lot had to break just right for UMass Men’s Hockey to back into the Tourney. Best of luck to them.
Honk if you remember Russell Stover premium pectin jelly beans.
How come when you ask a bartender to change the channel on the TV they look at you weird? Like, I’m asking you to press a button on a remote, not split an atom.
If you roll the ball in bounds it should be an automatic turnover.
The poor overworked WEEI Show Staff Picture graphics department.
The Red Sox; they might surprise.
Jake Rosenberg, salary cap executive and GM Howie Roseman’s longtime aide, is leaving the Philadelphia Eagles.
Oh look, Don Orsillo making a death about him.
I liked Keith Tkachuk but his kids are entitled assholes.
Mister Kraft misspoke when he said ‘girlfriend.’ He of course meant, ‘baby mama.’
Best bet for the weekend: Huskies. Not just a Toughskins size anymore.
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And happy Birthday to actress Elizabeth Mitchell and her versatile smirk, who you might remember from ‘Lost.” Or for other reasons.
Peter King. A true journalist that could be bought for a lifetime by a ride to an NFL training camp and a plate of cafeteria scrambled eggs. Mr. King plans to spend his retirement with his family and learning to recognize subtle social cues.
You are gonna have to try a little harder Grim Reaper to get ol’ Jeff Howe!
So now the Sox have a Jason Alexander and the grandson of the actor who played Mr. Ross. Maybe Crazy Joe Davola has a nephew who can really hit.
I feel like the owner shouldn’t continually repeat the story about calling the coach a schmuck.
After watching most of two hockey games on TNT, I can’t get “The Rhythm of the Slice” out of my head.
Yes, but storming the court is also awesome.
Cakes are cooking for Mario Andretti, Donnie Iris, Mike Figgis, William Finn, Ricky ‘the Dragon’ Steamboat, Cindy Wilson, Rae Dawn Chong, Djamolidine Abdoujaparov, Tim Goad, Shawn McEachern, Eric Lindros, Jason Aldean, Jamaal Tinsley, Natalia Vodianova, Karolína Kurková, Jelena Janković, and Luka Dončić.
Oh waaaah; I’m so lonely playing basketball for 50 million a year. If only I was in Florida I wouldn’t be as lonely.
Does Fanatics know that their baseball pants are sheer? does Fanatics know that their baseball pants are going to be like a wet t-shirt contest after one inning?
The winners in the NFL salary cap spike? Everyone. But an especially big win for quality players at premium positions. Teams have that much more room to reset the market (hello, Justin Jefferson) or pay very good players near the top of the market.
Imagine thinking we have an ethos.
I am officially convinced the people who run MLB are brain dead idiots. Lots of people like me want to see all 30 ballparks. So smartly I wanted to kill two birds with one stone and see both Baltimore and Washington on the same weekend this summer. However, the geniuses who run the game didn’t schedule both the Orioles and Nationals to be home on the same weekend ONCE ALL SUMMER. Like who the hell is making the decisions down there good grief wake up.
The Red Sox not jumping on making Mike Monaco full time is insane.
A thought while reading the tributes to Peter King. Don’t measure your success on who you stepped over in your climb, but by those you carried along the way. Be respectful of others. I think that’s forgotten lately, and the best tribute to Peter King is to be a Peter King.
Ok but why is CVS the most expensive store for no reason?
Hey gang of ribald comedy enthusiasts, this week’s Phrase that pays is, “Was Meat vaxxed?”
Update: Lonzo Ball is still unable to sprint.
Michael Holley talking about Bill’s hubris is incredible.
Watched a college game tonight with Drew Carter on the call and he’s a billion times better when he’s not giggling and jerking Scalabrine off.
Lemon trees don’t make a sound,
’til branches bend and fruit falls to the ground, baby,
Sweet baby.
Swayman with more rebounds than Carrie Bradshaw.
Does everyone remember that one day like seven years ago when we thought male rompers were gonna be a thing and everyone did the funniest tweets about it? Best day in Twitter history.
India will never make a World Cup in soccer.
We were at the beach.
Everybody had matching towels.
Somebody went under a dock,
And there they saw a rock.
It wasn’t a rock’
It was a rock lobster!
Rock lobster!
Rock lobster!
Rock lobster.
Rock lobster.
You ever get to the bottom of a bag of coffee grounds and realize you have no idea what this one specifically tastes like? Couldn’t pick that flavor from a lineup. Drank it exhausted for two weeks, don’t think I noticed what I was drinking once. Forgettable. It was just…coffee.
Hey @PFF, it looks like you have the Steelers and Rams reversed in Round 2 of your mock draft simulator (unless I’m missing something)
Damian Lillard is a huge loser who NBA fans treat like Kobe because he stayed in Portland longer than expecting before forcing his way out. I understand that NBA fans are by and large the vapidest dummies on earth but Christ. He’s never won shit and he comes off as a whiny little bitch. Play basketball and then go home and play video games with no financial worries? He’s living the life of a ten-year-old. Dame time.
I’ve never seen a single person inside a Mattress Firm.
My favorite thing about having a cat is when I come home we just softly scream at each other for an hour like sometimes us girlies just need to eckkk I think this is why my mom loves my cat so much too.
Fun Fact: the Bruins have Olympia Ice Resurfacers. First NHL team to own a Zamboni, first NHL team to get rid of Zamboni.
I don’t think I can ever leave Boston again because on any given weekday I can text my parents “what’s the move” like we’re frat brothers and they’ll actually respond with a move.
Full moons are one of life’s simple pleasures. They sneak up on you and they’re awesome.
Honk if you remember the final episode of M*A*S*H.
We are heartbroken to report that Flaco the Eurasian Eagle-Owl has died after an apparent collision with a building on West 89th Street in Manhattan.
Johnny Miller thinks Sean McAdam looks terrible.
Leap Day is the perfect time to end the overtime game streak, Bruins. Think about it.
Years back I ran into Don Rickles at Foxwoods and said hi. He made fun of me. Perfect celebrity interaction.
If the NWSL had pro/rel the USWNT would have beaten Mexico.
A: Zibby Puleio.
The Dynasty is the Star Trek V of Patriots documentaries.
Wait, full moons don’t sneak up on you; they happen on a regular and predictable basis.
Arguing that a player should be in the Hall of Fame because he is better than the worst mistake from the past is like arguing that I ate some spoiled fruit yesterday, so I should eat some more spoiled fruit today.
In sports!
B- for coach was the highest grade on the Patriots NFLPA report card. Belichick, owning.
Have more awards shows.
Best bet for the weekend: Celtics keep the win streak alive.
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‘Blunt force trauma to the chest can’t induce a heart attack’ was the new “fire can’t melt steel.”
That Cohasset fella should’ve Google searched “how not to kill and dismember anyone including my sweet wife.”
Wickersham was ready to crown McVay the greatest ever.
It’ll never not be funny that a group of nominal adults with journalism degrees came up with “Media Good Guy” as a name for an award.
Massachusetts has 16 municipalities that end in -ham, and 4 that end in -mouth.
Twitter made the world better by giving people a forum to proudly advertise that they think you can win a game 1.49 times.
Jac Collinsworth wears more eye makeup than Derek Carr and Peter Schrager combined.
It’s expensive to have baseball players.
Eddie Andelman calls that Oriental film that was nominated for Best Picture, ‘Everything All Over the Place.’
The Clover Cabal runs The Association.
If a “Rules Analyst’ is a key component of your sport’s broadcast team and people still don’t understand what the rules are, guess what? Your sport sucks.
A Northeastern/Harvard Beanpot Final can and did happen.
Adam Jones had an opportunity to reinvent himself as something more than cut-rate Felger impressionist and decided against doing so.
The Daisy Sour Cream song has no business going that hard.
The Panthers did what so many others had tried: They hired Jim Caldwell as a senior assistant.
All Tony Mazz did was say that two black people looked like car thieves based solely on immutable physical characteristics after making sure they couldn’t hear him say that.
If you don’t know then why ask?
The Chicago Bulls shut down Lonzo Ball for a second consecutive season Tuesday as the point guard continued to struggle with discomfort and pain in his left knee.
Reporter Jonny Miller stays in the exact same motel room every Spring Training.
Edmonton fans are awfully yappy for a city that doesn’t have an airport.
There’s nothing more pleasant than the smell of eggs, meat and cheese on a crowded train. It’s very Boston.
If Las Vegas was like 75 percent more walkable it would be close to perfect.
NESN’s spring training camera had a dead pixel.
Three losses in a row can never just be three losses; they have to be due to an overarching systemic malaise that will doom the team if it happens come playoff time.
Charlie Baker wouldn’t let Merrimack play in the Tourney.
Andy Wong just likes having his picture taken.
NY Football Giants Daniel Jones with a guaranteed 820,000,000 dimes! Crazy!
UConn was poised for a March Madness run.
Nicaragua had a tough World Baseball Classic. Lordy!
Purdue Men’s Basketball should try and get some of those notoriously permissive Big Ten refs to work the Tournament one of these years.
You’re not a real sports fan unless you enjoy Division 3 women’s basketball.
There’s a Harvard Extension Medical School now, apparently?
It’s definitely organic that every person who has ever commented on Kara Lawson uses the exact same superlative to describe her basketball mind.
Boston as a sneaker mecca is a tough sell for folks who don’t know. It was wild to live in a place where Adidas, Nike & Reebok were all at war with each other at one point in time, but you’d enter Jamaica Plain via the Orange Line and suddenly everyone’s rocking Fila there?
Chris Curtis doubtless spent his week’s suspension in quiet contemplation of his many mistakes.
What a delightful trollop that Paige Spirinac is.
Always make sure you know who the stepparents are, Harvard Women’s Hockey Coach Lady.
Alex Verdugo was the first Red Sox player to lead off the first inning of the team’s first game with a triple since Rabbit Warstler in 1931.
Eggs, black coffee, sunshine. All we need.
Asante Samuel loves getting reminders of the worst moment of his career every few months.
There’s a 1 in 555 chance to catch a foul ball.
Kim Mulkey goes through a carton of Misty’s a day.
Once the Boston media united behind the “Brogdon never starts games, which means he’s better” narrative, it was over. The Boston Sports Media machine is too powerful, too disciplined. Always has been.
Kutter Crawford is the new Rac Slider.
Quinnipiac winning the Frozen Four makes that part of Connecticut New England again.
Pete Blackburn gets his clothes at Build-A-Bear.
It took only 12 games into the season for a Red Sox pitcher to openly weep on the mound.
I bet money on a Revs game. I won, sure, but still.
NYC’s population of single ladies was queueing up to be squired about town by confirmed bachelor Aaron Rodgers.
Sox in 2 had to pad things out for that one game!
Looking for a cat friendly place to host your next event? Elks Lodge #720 in Nashua is our top choice.
Trae Young looks like a doll they found in the rubble after a tornado.
The nice thing about the Bruins series loss is you find out who all the better sports fans than you are.
Baseball is occasionally boring.
Sic transit gloria mundi, Matignon hockey.
Area sports fans refuse to induct coach with a .500 winning percentage into team hall of fame, local media members hardest hit.
Lukey Russert wrote a book. Supply your own punchline.
Every guy at watching the Heat play at Miami’s American Airlines Arena looks like Andrew Cunanan.
Sanna Marin is officially a free agent.
Nikola Jokić. Good fundamentals. Gritty. Plays the game the right way.
The billboard? Great idea. No possible downside.
Chris Paul has won everywhere he’s been except Phoenix and Oklahoma City and Houston and Los Angeles and New Orleans and Wake Forest.
It’s amazing that Dan Lifshatz is able to have all this action when he’s been shut off by every book.
A great gesture by Jeff Howe to raise money to help people who actually do have cancer.
All that ridiculous free throw disparity and the NBA still couldn’t drag Los Angeles into the Finals.
You know someone’s made a poor vocational choice when they thank Evan Lazar and Alex Barth on their way out.
Maybe the real Eastern Conference Championship is the friends we made along the way.
Guidance counselors funnel people with psychotic levels of self-confidence but no aptitude for law, medicine, or engineering into sports writing.
The Las Vegas Golden Knights matriculated their way to winning a Stanley Cup for Coach Cassidy because we can’t have nice things.
Floramo’s moved to Wakefield and Malden.
Every single time you saw Kenley Jansen, either on TV or around the ballpark, he’s mentoring some young pitcher on the staff.
NASCAR used to be guys named Matt and Jimmie. And now its guys named Ryan and Ross.
When you want a deep, thoughtful reflection on the perils of doing business with an autocratic government who funds terrorism, I go to the guy who plays golf for a living and fucks Wayne Gretzky’s daughter.
Instead of saying “a non-Power Five coach told me” Russillo should say “Trent Dilfer told me.”
Nothing has been the same after the USGA turtled post Shinnecock.
Bob Huggins needed to get home.
UFC expertly blends violence with homoeroticism so it naturally plays well in America right now.
The secret is the Merritt Parkway instead of 95.
Never trust a guy with Air Monarchs. It’s right up there with don’t play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city.
Table Boston has the best Rosemary Scapicchio in town.
There’s a time to compliment someone on their Throw Power rating in Madden, but it’s not in the immediate aftermath of their tragic untimely death.
Keith says it hard caps at the 2nd apron. There was no second apron before.
Fall River is a town.
To be continued…
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