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Here are this week’s NFL matchups:
JaguarsBengals
Patriots Dolphins
GiantsCowboys
BearsLions
Rams Titans
49ers Saints
Bills Jets
Seahawks Steelers
Browns Ravens
Broncos Colts
Panthers Cardinals
Eagles Chiefs
Falcons Vikings
Bucs Texans
Chargers Raiders Tiebreaker – total points scored combined
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Stupid me thought Kawhi’s LA Clippers contract was the no show job! <Rodney Dangerfield.gif>
Just catch the 95 MPH fastball you weren’t expecting. What’s the big deal? But you know who else wasn’t expecting a fast one down the middle? That’s right: John O’Keefe.
Dondy is gonna own the 2030’s
No mass shooting at UMass Lowell last week means the Shedd Park incident still the worst catastrophe in Lowell history.
“Jump Around”(1992) is not a great walkout choice for Super Bowl champs on opening night.
Pam Oliver is morphing into Harriet Tubman.
Brazil can be a dangerous country. A friend of mine lives there.
The subtext of The Departed is that Nicholson’s character is an impotent homosexual who grooms young, impressionable men into a life of crime. So yeah, I’m fucking JACKED UP for football season!
A tale of two rookie pitchers by facial hair… Payton Tolle: gets a 5 o’clock shadow at 3 p.m. Connelly Early: shaves once a month whether he needs it or not.
Get ready for the ‘Words and Phrases People Associate With Bill Belichick in Context’ website to bring the heat!
Cakes are cooking for Artie Tripp, Danny Hutton, José Feliciano, Larry Nelson, Judy Geeson, Barriemore Barlow, Bill O’Reilly, Don Muraco, Don Powell, Joe Perry, Gary Danielson, Amy Irving, Pat Mastelotto, Johnny Hickman, Carol Decker, Kate Burton, Siobhan Fahey, Chris Columbus, Colin Firth, Randy Johnson, John E. Sununu, Joe Nieuwendyk, Robin Goodridge, Big Daddy Kane, Guy Ritchie, Julie Halard-Decugis, Paula Kelley, Ben Wallace, Ryan Phillippe, Timothy Goebel, Misty Copeland, Joey Votto, Coco Rocha, Jordan Staal, and Brooke Henderson.
Rob Bradford was a Make-A-Wish kid who never died.
How are you, a grown ass 40+ year old adult, not using the correct form of “you’re” in a company wide email you sent to the owner of the company? You ARE…not ‘your’…what’re we doing here? This is like Day 1 school stuff.
Collinsworth looks like he got his makeup done at the funeral home.
Winthrop Ferry Notice: Service will bypass Seaport through the end of service today, Sept 10, due to construction for the Red Bull Cliff Diving World Series. Passengers can use the 712/713 bus between Orient Heights and Winthrop for alternate service.
Trying to find a 5’5” Asian male in Lowell? Good luck!
Maxx Crosby looks like a guy from one of Sons of Anarchy’s affiliate clubs in Oregon that gets introduced and killed in the same episode.
Twitter is now just literal Nazis and then guys who argue about Tom Brady, for some reason.
I’m worried about the Red Sox.
Hey gang, this week’s Phrase that Pays is, “I miss taking walks in the woods with you and my wiener.”
I’d like to see a throwback NFL game where they install a dirt baseball infield.
Too bad the Celtics didn’t pay Jrue and Porzingis with tree money.
To call a game because of a thunderstorm is ridiculous. The Eagles played the Cardinals in a blizzard in 1948. I was there. – Upton Bell.
Is 38 Studios moving to the Seaport too?
You can’t put a number on how many kids I want to see catch measles in Florida.
Hockey things are happening. Rookie Camp is underway!
50% of my enjoyment from watching the Messi Barca teams was thanks to Ray’s commentary of the matches. Ray made me a fan and judging by the comments here… that was true of so many others. Congrats on a magesteeeeeeerial run.
Micah Parsons chasing down Jared Goff legit looked like a video you’d see on Animal Planet.
Ohio State beat Grambling like they whistled at a white woman. What?
Haha.. it said a New England Journal of Medicine study. So, its actually easier to sauce and get jacked than to be a natty daddy and just do the work.
Watching the game over this morning: I’m infuriated by the way TreVeyon Henderson was used in this game.
Early wins > Early Wynn * (* Adjusted for recency bias)
So the Billy Joel song, ‘Scenes From an Italian Restaurant’, is that restaurant Mr. Cacciatore’s, down on Sullivan Street across from the medical center?
My gen alpha niece just asked me if I’ve seen the movie “KPop Demon Hunters.”
Will Campbell with a compression sock on his left ankle. Looked fine.
Is Jeff Howe selling Never Forget 9/3/25 merch for charity yet?
Jeremiah was a bull frog Was a good friend of mine I never understood a single word he said But I helped him drink his wine And he always had some mighty fine wine.
Singin’ Joy to the world All the boys and girls, now Joy to the fishes in the deep blue sea Joy to you and me.
Alls I’m saying is Bill Belchick wasn’t this petty a person until he was a media member for like, five months.
Honk if you remember Subway Flatizzas.
I worry less about the shoulder with Boutte then the clavicle.
News Item: Arthur Demoulas removed as Market Basket president, CEO. Time is a flat circle of sawdust.
If I’m going to take any health advice from an ex-junkie, It’s going to be Keith Richards.
Imagine having the audacity to criticize professional athletes for being too proud of a championship.
Patriots HC Mike Vrabel: DC Terrell Williams will be away for the next few days. Unrelated to the incident from March. Something that just came up. Plan is to run some tests.
Jeffrey Simmons always seems so under control and level headed.
Best bet for the weekend: Coach Drip in Miami needing a win to save his job.
Not the first time Dougie Meehan has pulled 7 G’s in one day! (Danger Zone guitar riff)
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Football Cat is tired from watching the Patriotic Birds play the Pokes.
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Sexta à Noite Prowl Time Chiefs (-3) vs Chargers “I play the beautiful game while I’m in Brazil ‘Cause everybody plays the beautiful game while I’m in Brazil ‘Cause it’s all we’ve ever wanted, and it’s all that you want still Don’t you wanna play the beautiful game out in Brazil?”
Plugs shock Chiefs in the Southern Hemisphere’s Winter Classic
Pelé knew which game was the real o jogo bonito
Sunday Lunch Time Buccaneers (-2) at Falcons An opening week NFC South six pointer! Why wasn’t this on Sunday Night Football? Bucs win and all but clinch the division
Bengals (-6) at Browns Stripey cats leave the Browns strewn across their litter box
Actually Cleveland is a really nice place… for me to poop on!
Dolphins at Colts (-1.5) Ponies pop Porps
Panthers at Jaguars (-3) Cat fight! Spotted cats send black cats home with two black eyes
Woof
Raiders at Patriots (-2.5) Botox Brady’s team comes up short in the shadow of Tom’s tiny headed statue
Cardinals (-6.5) at Saints Cardinals win the Holy War
Say two Hail Marys and one Act of Cat-trition (*uproarious laughter*)
Steelers (-3) at Jets Men of Steel dominate in Metropolis
Krypto, Krytpo, Krypto! Why no love for Streaky the Supercat?
Giants at Commanders (-6) I’m calling the president. Mr. President, we need the National Guard. We need as many men as you can spare because the Commanders are killing the Giants. Wait… what? They’re already here? Never mind.
My old Platoon Sergeant said the Guard was for pussies
Sunday Dinner Time Titans at Broncos (-7.5) Tits sag in the thin air
49ers (-2.5) at Seahawks Fake Sea Birds rub Purrrdy the wrong way
Lions at Packers (-2.5) Jungle Kings devour Meat Men
It’s just a flesh wound
Texans at Rams (-2.5) Horny sheep give Houston problems
Sunday Prowl Time Ravens at Bills (-1.5) Scary Black birds spook Hairy Cows
Monday Prowl Time Vikings at Bears (-1.5) Norsemen skin grizzlies
It’s not a rug it’s a weave
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Here are this week’s NFL matchups:
Chiefs Chargers
Bucs Falcons
Bengals Browns
Dolphins Colts
Raiders Patriots
Cardinals Saints
Steelers Jets
Giants Commanders
Panthers Jaguars
Titans Broncos
49ers Seahawks
Lions Packers
Texans Rams
Ravens Bills
Vikings Bears Tiebreaker – total points
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All the cvnts who were performatively rooting for TCU Monday are the same ones who told us they were just being unbiased for years.
“The diamond is loaded” is absolutely a thing that people say.
I already want Tommy DeVito and his greasy butt plug of a manager dead.
All these years Boston sports fans hated Peyton Manning. Now they love Payton Pritchard and Payton Tolle. Amazing what swapping out an E for an A will do.
The next Jordon Hudson joke is going to be the funny one; I can feel it.
Brennan Bernardino looks like Noel Gugliemi.
They gave his radio show to a puffy whore. They took away his casino access. They made him angry. And you don’t make Dan Lifshatz angry.
Cakes are cooking for Dick Motta, Al Jardine, Dave Eichelberger, Valerie Perrine, Eric Bell, Don Brewer, Steve Jones, Costas Mandylor, Spike Feresten, Charlie Sheen, Chris Gatling, Luis Gonzalez, Keith Traylor, Martin Straka, Damon Stoudamire, Jevon Kearse, Garrett Hedlund, Shaun White, Dominic Thiem, Kaia Gerber, and Eileen Gu.
Jimmy Bulger would have turned 95 today too, Danny. But as the Bard wrote, “violent delights have violent ends.”
Hey gang of three-color carbonless invoice enthusiasts, this week’s Phrase that Pays is, “Do you have other plans today, or is that it?”
Old, white guys really love coffee.
The home run leader in the American League and the National League are both from the Cape Cod League. You’re welcome.
Green Line D Branch Reminder: Through September 11 Shuttle buses are replacing service between Kenmore and Riverside for maintenance work. Express shuttles are operating between Newton Highlands and Copley.
You know it’s a big event when Blake Snell shows up.
People from New England that use y’all should be shot in the face.
Someone please give James Gunn a hug and tell him how proud they are about how many obscure comic book characters he knows.
Nobody sweats enough to need 5000+ mgs of sodium a day.
Lays knows how to make potato chips, their Sour Cream & Onion and Barbecue flavors especially.
On May 13, 2004, the Boston Red Sox were blown out 12-6 by the Toronto Blue Jays and got passed for first place in the AL East by the New York Yankees. Roman Anthony was born that day. The rest is history.
I love when people pretend not understand why Irish-American Catholics root for Notre dame. So silly!
My dad is going to hang himself because my mom will watch the auto-previews on Netflix for hours and not pick anything to actually watch.
Good job, rookie Oriental golfer lady.
Noel Gugliemi is an American actor best known for his portrayals of Southern Californian gangsters.
Matt Patricia rolling out an overload sim with Caleb Downs on the line paired with a coffee house stunt the other way. Hooooo boy.
If the Sun moves to Boston, and assuming they adopt the Celtics colors and theme, they should absolutely be renamed the Banshees.
Not Luis Suarez!
Portugal is advancing to the next round of EuroBasket after a thrilling win following Neemias Queta’s ejection.
Roman has a strained oblique? Oh! Bleak!
Ay these edits on Tik Tok these days are on another level ! I don’t know what they are feeding these young hustlers but my goodness! Keep goin crazy!!!
Four young chiquitas in Omaha A waitin’ for the band to return from the show Feelin’ good, feelin’ right, it’s Saturday night The hotel detective, he was outta sight
Now these fine ladies, they had a plan They was out to meet the boys in the band They said, “Come on dudes, let’s get it on” And we proceeded to tear that hotel down.
I really feel like Saturdays are for Dr. Pepper ads and Sundays are for State Farm. Make it happen.
Woah, they released Buehler?
Honk if you remember the longest game in Fenway Park’s history, a 20 inning 8-7 loss to Seattle.
It’s time for Captain’s Skate at WARRIOR ICE ARENA already?
Well actually, Pete Rose is still not in the Baseball Hall of Fame, Mr. President.
Good for you, Jeff Howe. Way to wrest control from that dangerous spiral of six beers a week.
Tommy DeVito…we’re supposed to believe that this is a real person?
SportsChannel and NESN were $20/month on Continental Cablevision in the 80s. I paid for it with my paper route.
Wrexham has a midget.
With whom is Drake Maye getting his revenge? His elementary school teachers?
Kenny Anderson understands brand loyalty!
BC Eagles looking good early.
Best bet for the weekend: win or lose, no Gatorade bath for Coach Vrabes.
You don’t need an official captain to hold a Captains’ Skate.
Material from interviews, wire services, Twitter, Meta, other writers, league and team sources, Joe Giza, and the members of #the15 were used in this column. We lose 80 minutes of daylight in September.
And happy birthday to statuesque Gold Medal-winning softball pitcher Jennie Finch.
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Summer of 369 – Bryan Adams in Taunton
She Complains Hard for the Money – Women In Sports
Jobseeker- The Cryin’ Dohertys
Scenes From an Overpriced Italian Restaurant – The Royles
Fake real Snoopy or real fake Snoopy? Here’s how to tell.
Bill really should have done better with picks 29 thru 32 in the first round of the draft, caller.
I hope the young Red Sox players took note of Lowe’s textbook feet first slide into second on his double in the 7th.
Going to Philly for Kobe’s birthday is the ultimate “look at me” move.
Giving everyone a variation of the job title Dummy was a mistake on our part. The flow chart is very confusing.
Tim Hill of the New York Yankees has horse thief physiognomy.
John Dennis also gave himself over to a higher power in a Cracker Barrel parking lot.
Todd Choi just took to the official Fictional Friction account to dispel rumors he has retired from the band. It amazes me on a daily basis how much fake made up clickbait is out there every hour. And how many people believe it without considering the source and circulate it.
Not charging a error because the guy doesn’t touch the baseball is the dumbest logic on the planet.
Cakes are cooking for Chip Douglas, Tuesday Weld, G. W. Bailey, Barbara Bach, Charles Fleischer, Don Miguel Ruiz, Alex Lifeson, Peter Stormare, Derek Warwick, Robert Richardson, Bernhard Langer, Tom Ford, Downtown Julie Brown, Cesar Millan, Chandra Wilson, Jim Thome, Tony Kanal, Chris Imes, Mike Smith, Jonny Moseley, Mase, Sarah Chalke, Aaron Paul, Sarah Neufeld, Patrick J. Adams, and Breanna Stewart.
Why do dads NEVER sneeze at an appropriate volume?
The Miz deserves all his flowers, btw. Always entertaining. Solid matches. Main event. Mid card. Comedy. Ambassador. He’s valuable. #SmackDown
So Felger doesn’t talk to Jim Murray off the air? Stick tap to Mike for that.
Worcester Line Train 510 (5:45 am from Worcester) will terminate at Framingham today. Passengers will be accommodated by the next inbound train to depart Framingham Train 1512 (6:35 am from Framingham) will make all local stops.
The Moreno family in Saniago says hi.
Masataka Yoshida means ‘slow dribbler’ in Japanese.
Hey gang of yoked weirdos, this week’s Phrase that Pays is, “Yeah, go power wash the trees, I don’t give a fuck, just leave us alone.”
Someone told Fred Toucher that black is slimming and he just fucking ran with it.
A kid tangentially related to the Anaheim Ducks died of brain cancer. Shukri will be his biggest mourner once he finds out who this guy was.
physiognomy is just a phenomenal descriptor.
Whenever I see service dogs, they seem way happier than I would be if I were in their paws. If I were a dog I’d want to be lazy all day, the last thing I’d want to do is work. But I reckon they’re thrilled because it means they’re always included.
Has anyone in in history said, “man those lip fillers are hot”?
Red Sox will open the 2026 schedule in Cincinnati against the Reds March 26..
Vancouver – St Louis might have been the most fixed MLS game ever.
Kinda love Rajon Rondo forgoing his destiny of being an NBA coach to play flag football.
Love Love will keep us together Think of me, babe whenever Some sweet-talking girl comes along Singing his song Don’t mess around You just got to be strong
Just stop ‘Cause I really love you Stop, I’ll be thinking of you Look in my heart And let love keep us together
I’m going to make this crystal clear for everyone in case it isn’t already: I cover Inter Miami. I am not a fan of Inter Miami. I report impartially on what the team does — whether it’s good, bad or in between. I’m not here to cheerlead, sugarcoat or do Inter Miami PR.
Honk if you remember Samuel Gompers.
If you get annoyed at the gym every day that’s on you at some point.
God don’t like ugly.
Am I supposed to know who the father/son guys are in the Gillette Labs razor commercial?
I love the in-game interviews with the ESL infielders.
Gotta feel for Shedeur & Shilo. Second generation professional athletes never can catch a break!
I’ll be honest, Mazz tweeting with replies turned off is a great troll job.
Neemias Queta. Owning.
It’s the 58th anniversary of Tartabull’s Throw. Good Red Sox fans know what that means.
Best bet for the weekend: college football being officially back with Week 1 action.
We love BdlG but those sunglasses are wearing *her*.
Material from interviews, wire services, Twitter, Meta, other writers, league and team sources, and the members of #the15 were used in this column. The summer’s out of reach.
And a happy birthday to American actress Alexa PenaVega.
Haven’t the Jimmy Fund kids been through enough, why make them get interviewed by Dave O’Brien?
Steve Pagliuca is a class act who understood what it meant to represent our fandom as an owner on the NBA stage. I was disappointed he didn’t have the winning bid but this statement exudes the class he showed through his tenure as part owner. Thank you Pags!
ESPN shitting on the grave of Bert Bell will keep Upton Bell alive two more decades.
Say ‘there’s magic the the greens!’ a few more times TC.
Spending that beautiful Saturday inside because the Pats played at 1 is reminding me of all the awesome fall Sunday I’ll be inside all day because the Pats play at 1.
The coach’s challenges add to the quaint ambiance of the Little League World Series.
Watched the first episode of Hard Knocks with the Bills last night. Dion Dawkins spinning around in a race car with his young kids in the passenger seat is fucking insane. I need Felger to comment and get cancelled.
Apparently the Celtics marketing folks are trying to stay under the luxury tax as well.
Cakes are cooking for Don King, Dave Brock, Rich Brooks, Graig Nettles, Connie Chung, John Noble, Robert Plant, John Hiatt, Al Roker, Quinn Buckner, Joan Allen, Cindy Nicholas, Mark Langston, Duffy Waldorf, Jr., KRS-One, Andy Benes, Fred Durst, Ke Huy Kwan, Todd Helton, Misha Collins, Chris Drury, Andrew Garfield, Alex Newell, and Demi Lovato.
One thing Joe Burrow is going to do is stick with a drive mentally no matter what car wash he’s going through to get to the end zone and still score.
What’s the big deal here? Jesus is King.
Hey gang this week’s Phrase that Pays is, “As a mom of a boy, I need Donna Kelce to write a book on how to raise sons. INSTANT buy.”
The Cleveland Guardians are going to overtake the Red Sox despite selling at the trade deadline and having their relief ace intentionally lose.
Red Line: Delays of about 15 minutes due to a passenger requiring medical assistance at Harvard.
‘The Wheels on the Bus’ might be the most misogynistic song ever. All the women repeatedly tell their children “shhh” all through the town while the men adoringly say “I love you” to the kids instead. Truly a sad and misguided take on women’s relationships with their young boys and girls.
Ricardo Quaresma looks like he’s running for mayor of Swansea.
Back at the mirror, your good friend Talkin’ to the mirror to play out your game Stop in the middle, I stop then Look at the winner and the price you pay Mmm
Cold was the winter, I tremble Long was the fall that had no end Now little by little, the air clears Little by little, I can breathe, I can breathe again
I can breathe again I can breathe again now Call your name, call your name Call your name, call your name Everything changes, everything changes I call your name.
Paul Pierce said there was an “intense moment” between Kevin Garnett and Kendrick Perkins during a team meeting during the 2008-09 season.
A pitta me, carpe diem, de facto, it goes on and on like that, eck cetera.
OK new cellphone, maybe you have a point not liking the dollar store car charger. My bad.
The 2019 movie The Vault was pretty good, but the soundtrack was exemplary.
Lou Damn Merloni talking over and explaining cancer to a (checks notes) Oncology Specialist isn’t triggering at all.
I would go to a Big Head Todd and the Monsters show any day of the week.
The McCourty Twins as commentators for the Pats preseason is like getting one for the price of two! Because they sound the same.
Honk if you remember swimmer Janet Evans.
Do you tip at full-service gas stations?
Red Sox third base coach Kyle Hudson was probably thinking about how Braintree got eliminated from the LLWS when he held the runner.
Get well soon Sophie Cunningham.
I’m sure Upton will be happy when ESPN resolves the situation by issuing a 2 A.M. apology. Once.
When did they take Monument Park out of Williamsport?
A compelling case could be made for a polar bear effectively taking on an adult male elephant.
Best bet for the weekend: Coast Guard Search & Rescue missions.
Hug your surfers a little tighter.
Material from interviews, wire services, Twitter, Meta, other writers, league and team sources, Joe Giza, and the members of #the15 were used in this column. She says your voice cannot command.
And happy birthday to American actress Amy Adams. Alliteration!
YOU got smoked off white wine spritzers and tried to ride YOUR bike, caller. You did!
Should have used some of last nights runs during the losing skid, Red Sox.
The statue looks like Tom and is the head is properly proportioned. Knock it off.
So the Celtics can say “Happy birthday, Cooz” and it’s cool, but if I say it to my wife, she gets mad.
I enjoy the yearly ritual of seeing how much fatter Zolak got since last preseason.
‘Swedish Electrician’ sounds like a sex move. “I don’t recommend trying the Swedish Electrician with your wife if you’ve got a bad hip!”
I might be an old man but the sneakers with a suit is infuriating.
Love that the social media girl for the NHL’s 25th best team is being feted like a dying Lou Gehrig.
Nice to see the Astros wearing the OXY patch in honor of Rear Admiral.
Celtics Governorship Drama szn.
Cakes are cooking for Jocelyn Elders, Gary Davidson, Janet Yellin, Bobby Clarke, Jeff Altman, Betsy King, Hideo Fukuyama, David Feherty, Danny Bonaduce, Tom Niedenfuer, Koji Kondo, John Slattery, Debi Mazar, Jay Buhner, Mark Lemke, Elvis Grbac, Kevin Plank, Sherman Williams, Corey Patterson, Sebastian Stan, Boone Logan, Steve Perrault, and DeMarcus Cousins.
With pads on, Will Campbell looks like a football player.
The CEO of the OXY corporation must be like, “Why do we have to change our name when it’s the massive drug epidemic that sucks?”
Hey gang of qualified sports insiders, this week’s Phrase that Pays is, “Well, the games this weekend will certainly be interesting.”
Do I already have ‘Stretch’ fatigue?
Blue Line Reminder: Through August 17. Shuttle buses are replacing service between Airport and Wonderland for infrastructure upgrades, trackwork, and station improvements. Riders should allow extra time during this work.
Arrighetti sounds like spaghetti with arrabbiata sauce.
I replaced my underwear inventory with all under armour boxer jock. They are great. And then for running / lifting i have the UA compression shorts. Also outstanding.
Paul Perillo has the skin of an ’84 Lebaron convertible top.
Superfan Cam probably sat up in his shitty bed like Dick Hallorann when the psychic wave of Felger’s fall hit him.
RKK’s speechwriter should have axed the ‘passing precision’ phrase.
All broads think about is making videos of themselves.
Stop wasting my time You know what I want You know what I need Or maybe you don’t Do I have to come right flat out and tell you everything?
Gimme some money Gimme some money
Have fun and play hard against the Irmo, South Carolina squad, Braintree Little Leaguers.
I’m just now realizing that the Pats have a running back room led by players whose last names end in -son: Rhamondre StevenSON TreVeyon HenderSON Antonio GibSON, And they would have had another if Lan LariSON hadn’t been placed on IR!
St. Hubbins was patron saint of quality footwear.
I miss Jerry Remy adding R’s to words and names that didn’t have R’s in the spots of those pronunciations.
Honk if you remember Danny Almonte.
You would have to have a heart of stone not to laugh at the Super Bowl XLIX excerpt from Michael-Shawn Duggar’s book about the Seahawks.
Mike in Woburn is gonna have a heart attack. And then he’ll probably have another one when he hears the Felger news.
You can powerbomb people in UFC?
The heat bugs must be loving this weather. Because of the heat.
Nevada Supreme Court ruled in favor of Jon Gruden. But watch ol’ Roger Goodell elude this one, too.
Eye Column Item: Kayla Burton is dating Pats special teams coordinator Jeremy Springer.
Well done, Boston Crusaders Drum & Bugle Corps. DCI Champions.
The same people who in January can’t tell me if it will snow tomorrow are all over this hurricane coming in over a week.
Best bet for the weekend: New England’s prseason march toward relevance continues in Minnesota.
Some people (and AIs) don’t know what they’re doing. I think that’s how you have to look at it.
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