Football Cat’s Divisional Round NFL Playoff Picks

If you followed my betting advice last week I hope you bought yourself something pretty.
SATURDAY SUNSET
Texans at Ravens (-9.5)
Wildcatting Texans look good. Evil Birds are evil. I like the upset.

SATURDAY PROWLTIME
Packers at 49ers (-9.5)
Prospectors Prepared for Packers.

SUNDAY NAPTIME
Buccaneers at Lions (-6.5)
Pewts versus Pumas. Can’t pick against a cat team at this point in the season.

SUNDAY SUPPERTIME
Chiefs at Bills (-2.5)
Bisons lose because of penalties called on their idiot fans throwing snowballs, and worse.
