Our Intern Street Team was out and about over the weekend asking the locals, “What are you going as for Halloween?” That went so well we sent them out again.
Happy Halloween, everybody.
Monday was really more a Sports Syzygy than a Sports Equinox. IMO.
Guys, here’s some inside info, Patriots media has been getting pizza for decades. Usually on Wednesdays. Only in season.
That Freeman cat has to be the odds-on favorite to win World Series MVP.
No pressure Bruins, but there are hundreds of young ladies on social media who have tied their mental well-being to your win/loss record.
I just read Taylor Mathis for the articles.
I’m not sure it’s fair or ethical for Shams to use his contacts in the ISI to break NBA news.
Imagine running someone over and getting to grift via Vanity Fair. White bitches have the easiest life.
Cakes are cooking for Grace Slick, Otis Williams, Henry Winkler, Timothy B. Schmit, Harry Hamlin, Charles Martin Smith, Mario Testino, Shanna Reed, Kevin Pollak, Danny Tartabull, Mark Portugal, Michael Beach, Gavin Rossdale, Quin Snyder, TY Detmer, Masanori Hikichi, Snow, Ben Bailey, Dino Philyaw, James Pedro, Nia Long, Patrice Tardif, Ian Snell, Ivanka Trump, Trent Edwards, Thomas Morgenstern, Ashley Graham, Nastia Liukin, Marcus Mariota, and Cale Makar.
Headline: Cryptobros Con Curvaceous Clod
Mel Brooks is going to outlive everyone who was in his movies.
I think if they give Aaron Boone a few more years he’ll finally figure it out.
Did you guys hear Pritchard played pick up with some random kid?
The WNBA going to a seven game finals next season really opens up the field for some devastating knee injuries.
Red Line Update: This delay has cleared.
A player who drives in 100 runs in a season will drive in runs in 60-61 separate games, on average. On the other hand, a player who scores 100 runs in a season will score a run in about 75 games, on average.
I really don’t know what I’d do without Doughboy being open 24 hours. We must protect that establishment at all costs.
Taylor Mathis went full Allbright.
Hey gang of malignant narcissists! This week Phrase that Pay is, “Do our WORD mean anything anymore?”
Just had an EPIC 30 minute ride with my son. Nice back and forth. He started with someone named Playboy Carti(not a fan). I countered w/Biggy. He went Lil Uzi (a fan), I went Tu PAC. He came back with Future(a fan). I closed him out with Ice Cube.
Rumor: Jerod Mayo is being brought on as Kirk Minihane’s new producer.
After Henson replaced him against Notre Dame, Tom put the lyrics to Crash Into Me in his AOL away message.
I hate gay halloween what do you mean you’re a complete piece of shit?!?
Cashman having the job for life is kinda wild. I mean I would have been fine letting Bill have it for life, but how do the Yankees keep a GM that hasn’t won in 15 years?
Tony Brothers should never officiate another game ever again.
I bet I would be the best-looking dude at my high school reunion if they had bothered to invite me to it which they did not.
Where are all the Ted Sarandis voters, caller?
Am I the only person who likes Rockstar’s game design, even if it is outdated? I play Rockstar games for their specific experience, which no other developer does for me. GTA. Bully. Red Dead. You play them for the Rockstar experience.
I miss Taylor’s terrible gambling advice. And her boobs.
Look at us baby, up all night.
Tearing our love apart.
Aren’t we the same two people
Who lived through years in the dark?
Every time I try to walk away.
Something makes me turn around and stay.
And I can’t tell you why.
All the best criminals hire professionals to dispose of evidence 18 months after the crime in full view of the public.
Fun Fact: the world population reached three billion in 1960.
No, because it’s a random Tuesday night and I’m sobbing thinking about how the Celtics arguably needed to trade Marcus Smart to ultimately go on and win the Championship, but it just seems so unfair he couldn’t be there to win one with them.
The vampire bat has a scary name but does much good, eating up to twice its weight in vampires every year.
Dudes don’t have birthday weeks.
Do you think someone could solve the Isabella Stewart Gardner Museum heist if they increased the reward money to, say, fifty times the current amount?
Honk if you remember The Rumble in the Jungle.
News Item: Red Sox hiring Rays director of predictive modeling Taylor Smith to a high-ranking front office role, likely as an assistant GM. Gas up the duckboats, boys!
Bert Breer thinks I’m using ‘I’ and ‘me’ too much this column.
Please get up, Taylor Hendricks.
Every Yankee fan looks like the third drawing in the ‘evolution of man’ procession.
Was someone clamoring for a Gladiator sequel?
Best bet for the weekend: you gaining an hour of sleep.
Material from interviews, wire services, Twitter, Meta, other writers, league and team sources, Emo Phillips, Bill James, and the members of #the15 were used in this column. Don’t you want somebody to love? Don’t you need somebody to love? Wouldn’t you love somebody to love? You better find somebody to love.
Our Intern Street Team was out and about over the weekend asking the locals, “What are you going as for Halloween?”
Have a Happy Halloween, everybody.
By A.I. Bot Breer:
Foxborough, MA – The New England Patriots are on a perfectly executed path to future dominance at the quarter mark of the 2024 season, and anyone who doubts this could be missing the bigger picture. Despite their current 2-6 record, which is simply a minor blip on their trajectory, the Patriots have laid the foundation for what will surely be a return to glory in the coming years. Head coach Jerod Mayo has created a master plan that emphasizes long-term growth, and we are seeing the early stages of a renaissance!
First, let’s talk about the defense. Christian Gonzalez and Keion White are emerging as superstar talents. Gonzalez has been a shutdown corner, neutralizing some of the league’s top wide receivers, and White is already one of the best pass rushers in the NFL with four sacks in just four games, on par with elite defenders like Myles Garrett. It’s clear this defensive duo will lead the league for years to come.
On offense, while some may criticize the passing game, the Patriots are playing chess while everyone else is playing checkers. Rhamondre Stevenson is a beast, leading a ground attack ranked 12th in the league, averaging 127 rushing yards per game. Forget the fumbles; that’s just the universe throwing obstacles in the path to greatness. With time, Stevenson’s ball security will match his explosive playmaking ability, making him one of the most feared backs in the NFL. Yes, the offensive line has had some hiccups, but that’s just part of the Patriots’ master plan to build resilience. The team is rotating through linemen at a breakneck pace, preparing for a future where no other franchise will be able to match their depth and versatility.
As for the quarterback situation, Jacoby Brissett and Drake Maye are part of a visionary strategy designed to slowly but surely cultivate a future superstar. The Patriots aren’t concerned with short-term optics; they are focused on building a sustainable system that will once again make them perennial favorites in the AFC.
Mark it down—this team is on the brink of something special. Give them time, and they may soon reign over the AFC East again.
Note: Old Friend ‘Uncle Gizmo’ took a cue from a recent Entitled Town podcast. He input into ChatGPT: “I’d like to create a story in the current style of Albert Breer. It would be a glowing story about New England Patriots coach Jerod Mayo and would use as its base Patriots media releases for the last month.” The first result was Jerod Mayo: The Emerging Leader Patriots Fans Always Needed. You just read the follow-up, written after NFL Week 5.
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SUNDAY LUNCH TIME
Ravens (-9) at Browns
Unless the Browns are starting Tippi Hedren at quarterback, expect the Scary Black Birds to run rampant.
Titans at Lions (-11.5)
Jungle Kings bounce Tits
Colts at Texans (-6)
Texans corral the Colts
Packers (-4.5) at Jaguars
Pack Men make mincemeat out of the jet-lagged Spotty Cats
Cardinals at Dolphins (-3)
Drips dizzy Dolphins drop Deacons
Jets (-7) at Patriots
Mayo is not handing in his D.O.R just yet. Jets crash and burn. Love lifts us up where we belong.
Falcons (-2.5) at Buccaneers
Mmmmm, creamsicles.
Eagles at Bengals (-2.5)
Stripey Cats feast on American Birds
SUNDAY DINNER TIME
Saints at Chargers (-7.5)
Saint Eligius’ gang defeats the Saints
Bills (-3) at Seahawks
Fake Sea Birds upset Hairy Cows
Bears (-2.5) at Commanders
Marxist Mariota leads the Commies to victory
Panthers at Broncos (-9)
Black Cats have trouble adapting to the thin air
Chiefs (-10) at Raiders
Mahomes’ team finally defeats Brady’s team
SUNDAY PROWL TIME
Cowboys at 49ers (-4.5)
Federales rob gold diggers
MONDAY PROWL TIME
Giants at Steelers (-6.5)
Giants can’t defeat Men of Steel
Football Cat lives in New Hampshire, enjoys watching football, and is a cat.
Felger should make “Tony, I Think You Had Something You Wanted to Say First?” a weekly feature.
Mookie needed 1927 Yankees Murderers Row protection to break out of his playoff blues.
Albuterol is still the best way to avoid wheezing a lot of bed.
The wax figure on the Liberty Mutual ads is by far the worst iteration of this series.
Who said D-Hop?
Looking forward to having the Dugie rally at City Hall if the Yankees win.
Cakes are cooking for Ang Lee, Dwight Yoakam, Weird Al Yankovic, Doug Flutie, Mike Tomczak, Al Leiter, Kevin Henry, Sanjay Gupta, Keith Van Horn, Cat Deeley, Ryan Reynolds, Pedro Liriano, Izabel Goulart, Emelia Clarke, Leah Van Dale, Fábio Tavares, Margaret Qualley, and Nick Bosa
Precious Achiuwa sounds like the name of a fat Lhasa Apso.
Lynx got jobbed.
Hey gang of paranormal pursuers! This week’s Phrase That Pays is, “To see the ghost, you must first believe in the ghost.”
Stammertime, welcome to Smashville.
Did TNT cut away to commercial because Paul Pierce had floated up into the TD Garden rafters too?
Honey Flower Dan Cong (also called Phoenix Mountain Oolong) is the best tea and it has been unfindable for months and it appears it has come back into stock in the US and is also way less expensive than it was last year. Big win for me.
Orange Line: Delays of about 10 minutes due to a signal problem at Forest Hills.
LeBron James the Younger debuting to play with his father was one of the most heartwarming painfully forced moments you’ll ever see.
Mercury Morris was the only thing stopping the Chiefs from going undefeated.
Bill Belichick was never 1-6. Bill Belichick never described his own team as “soft.” Bill Belichick never got the pass Jerod Mayo is getting right now. Mayo at 1-6 is treated better than Belichick was at 6-1.
Cousy is a cvnt hair away from being Jimmy Carter.
“Fernandomania” was a blast for baseball fans. Farewell to a Dodgers legend.
Charismatic megafauna!
Ime Udoka would have been at the banner raising if he knew white Cooz was gonna be there! What?
I see people saying that the Dodgers/Yankees series will get great TV ratings. Is that your belief? Because I’m skeptical. Put the two hardest teams in baseball to root for head-to-head, you really think that will draw big numbers?
Ridin’ in the bus down the boulevard,
And the place was pretty packed, yeah.
Couldn’t find a seat so I had to stand,
With the perverts in the back/
It was smellin’ like a locker room,
There was junk all over the floor.
We’re already packed in like sardines,
But we’re stoppin’ to pick up more, look out!
Another one rides the bus, another one rides the bus,
Another comes on and another comes on,
Another one rides the bus;
Hey, he’s gonna sit by you, another one rides the bus.
Retire? Are you kidding? The Sultan of Stat would never let down his loyal subjects (that’d be you and math).
Fun Fact: Entitled Town has an IMDB Page.
The Patriots are missing Rhamondre Stevenson, Layden Robinson, Ja’Lynn Polk and Curtis Jacobs from today’s practice Vederian Lowe returned, but looked limited. Keion White also looked limited.
Honk if you waited in line when the iPod was released.
Steve Kerr told TNT to go to commercial.
Imagine hitching your wagon to Mayo’s movable North star.
The Yankees installing Boone as manager for life is kinda weird. Like if the Red Sox had won the 2003 ALCS and then made Trot Nixon manager.
Clams hurt themselves posing with the WNBA trophy? Smdh.
Best bet for the weekend: the Fighting Irish over the Fightin’ Seabees.
Material from interviews, wire services, Twitter, Meta, other writers, league and team sources, Joe Giza, Bill James, and the members of #the15 were used in this column. Mayo on the hot seat?
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SUNDAY TEA TIME
Patriots at Jaguars (-5.5)
Spotty cats lose to New England in Olde England.
SUNDAY LUNCH TIME
Bengals (-4.5) at Browns
Stripey cats use the Dog Pound as their litter box.
Lions at Vikings (-1.5)
Jungle Kings knee cap the Vi-Kings
Texans at Packers (-3.5)
Texans grind up the Meat Men
Eagles (-3.5) at Giants
Baby New York wins the game, but loses the Belichick Bowl.
Dolphins at Colts (-3.5)
Drips dizzy Dolphins dropped
Seahawks at Falcons (-2.5)
Real birds defeat fake sea birds.
Titans at Bills (-8.5)
You’ll see tits on a bull before you see the Tits beat the Bills.
SUNDAY DINNER TIME
Panthers at Commanders (-7.5)
The Swamp Things may not be as good as they’ve looked, but the Black Cats are worse than they’ve looked.
Raiders at Rams (-5.5)
Cleveland-LA-St. Louis-LA Rams win the Transient Bowl over the Oakland-LA-Oakland-Las Vegas Raiders
Chiefs at 49ers (-1)
49ers win the Super Bowl rematch, but don’t actually avenge the loss, then spiral into a deep depression.
SUNDAY PROWL TIME
Jets at Steelers (-1.5)
Men of Steel master Metropolis
MONDAY EARLY PROWL TIME
Ravens (-3.5) at Buccaneers
Scary Black Birds get Buccan-owned
MONDAY ACTUAL PROWL TIME
Chargers (-2.5) at Cardinals
The bad night for birds continues as the pretty Red Birds get zapped.
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The Greatest 20 Point Loss in Team History.
In the event of a Subway Series, will the New York celebrities get assigned a rooting interest at random?
The Celtics are the top team in town…until something changes.
“It’s October! It’s costume month!” – Broads. Probably.
Being a Patriots captain is like being the drummer for Spinal Tap.
‘Look What You Made Me Do’ after a Celtics win hits hard. The most disrespected Champions of all time are on a mission this year. I can’t wait.
Bruins: 41-41 here we come?
I know I’m in the super minority, but AVP had a good day Sunday- and while the discord today is typical, it’s also frivolous.
Cakes are cooking for Bob Weir, David Zucker, Falcão, Sue Pedersen, Tony Carey, Melissa Belote, Roger Phegley, Tim Robbins, Gary Kemp, Bob Mould, Val Skinner, Billy Taylor, Durga McBroom, Flea, Missy Hyatt, German Titov, Tom Tolbert, Joe Murphy, Wendy Wilson, Chad Grey, Darius Kasparaitis, Jermaine Lewis, Paul Kariya, Kellie Martin, John Mayer, Mary Halvorson, Sue Bird, Bryce Harper, and Naomi Osaka.
A nice tribute to Johnny and the other one by the Blue Jackets.
Brian Burns is showing why the Rams were willing to give up two first-round picks for him a few years ago. A massive talent.
Imagine if you had an ambidextrous schizophrenic pitcher? It would be like having two players for the price of one.
Why did I even buy a motorcycle off Temu?
The worst Boston free-agent walk-away since Carlton Fisk? Dave Goucher.
The advertising budgets for some of these Big Pharma psychosomatic drug commercials is outrageous.
Get your plants and veggies in before Thursday.
Do the Jaguars have a deeply discounted season ticket program for pretend bisexuals?
Hey Six Sigma gang, this week’s Phrase that Pays is, “People who try & place catchy names on any process show they really aren’t doing shit.”
Orange Line Reminder: Service has resumed between North Station and Back Bay. Shuttle Buses will operate between Back Bay and Forest Hills through Oct 20. Commuter Rail alternates are available.
It will never not be funny to me that my phone autocorrects Brissett to brisket, no matter how many times I type it. #lol
My toxic trait is that I keep sleeping with my window open because I love the cold but get mad when I wake up with my sinuses in absolute shambles.
You can see the mornin’, but I can see the light
Try, try, try, let it ride
While you’ve been out runnin’, I’ve been waitin’ half the night
Try, try, try, let it ride
And would you cry if I told you that I lied
And would you say goodbye, or would you let it ride?
And would you cry if I told you that I lied
And would you say goodbye, or would you let it ride?
Joe Murray runs his own show but has to do his own headlines too. That’s hardcore, man. Props to you brother.
Ethel is such a hot name.
“Three Kings” ran in one big theater. We had a one-night premiere screening of “Drive Me Crazy”. I was in HELL that night. We had “American Beauty” in one theater, “Random Hearts” in one theater & opened “Fight Club” in one of our big theaters. We had to swap “Random Hearts.”
The Texans could have showed up wearing their lettermen jackets and still won.
They’re not even gonna try to fix the Trop with clear plastic sheeting and a whole mess of Flex Seal?
Honk if you remember Baby Jessica.
SF49’ers sign a kicker who could play against the Chiefs on Sunday after his missed playoff kick in January was a reason they played the Chiefs in Super Bowl LVIII.
A Hockey Club sandwich would hit the spot right now.
Peter King says Lamar Jackson calls him “Mr. Peter”. I don’t think that’s the token of respect Fatty thinks it is.
Bruins fandom needs more Laurens.
It would be fun if, when a baseball team fires six coaches, they would be required to file a five-page report on each firing, explaining in detail what it was that that coach did wrong.
If you aren’t sure what a phrase means, maybe hold off on using it.
Best bet for the weekend: Pats depart Wembley as winners.
Material from interviews, wire services, Twitter, Meta, other writers, league and team sources, Bill James, and the members of #the15 were used in this column. Takitaki!
Happy Columbus Day/Canadian Thanksgiving/Indigenous Peoples’ Day weekend to all who celebrate. If you’re NOT looking for something to do this weekend, make sure to check out the Fall Event Avoidance Generator. Otherwise make sure to dress warmly whilst you enjoy the foliage train.
SUNDAY TEA TIME
Jaguars at Bears (-2)
The Shaguars love playing in London.
SUNDAY LUNCH TIME
Cardinals at Packers (-5)
Meat men make mince-meat of pretty Red Birds.
Texans (-7) at Patriots
Rod Rust will be one game closer to popping that heavenly champagne. 1-16 here we come!
Buccaneers (-3.5) at Saints
Hopefully this win will help the residents of Florida’s Gulf Coast heal.
Commanders at Ravens (-6.5)
Black Birds fend off the Swamp Things.
Browns at Eagles (-9)
Predators over Sexual Predators.
Colts at Titans (-2.5)
Will Levis is tanned and rested, and ready to lead the Titans to another loss.
SUNDAY DINNER TIME
Chargers (-3) at Broncos
Broncos bust Bolts.
Steelers (-3) at Raiders
Rooneys rout Raiders.
Falcons (-6) at Panthers
It’s a shameful day in the community when the Black Cats lose to a bunch of birds.
Lions (-3) at Cowboys
Kings of the Beasts bests the ‘Boys
SUNDAY PROWL TIME
Bengals (-3.5) at Giants
Stripey Cats save their season by cutting the Giants down to size.
MONDAY PROWL TIME
Bills (-2.5) at Jets
The new coach bounce gets the Jets into a tie for first place in the pathetic AFC East
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Swayman had got his contract signed. Our short, regional nightmare is now over.
Thank God the Patriots made the Maye announcement on Tuesday. It would have been a shame if the Texans didn’t have a full week to prepare.
Be careful out there, Floridian friends.
Peppers has made $34MM in his career and rents an apartment in Braintree? He should be cut for that reason alone.
“Hey, can I ruin your photo?” – ‘Fitzy’
Luis Clemente Tiant Vega; taken from us too soon. Cigars and a crazy wind-up. He was called, ‘El Tiante’, which means, ‘The Tiante.’ Rest in peace, amigo.
Do the Mohegans have a legend about a wily Lynx defeating the Sun? Maybe they should.
It’s not Giancarlo’s fault! Bob Costas is basically what everyone always said Joe Buck is.
So the Manning’s spent time wondering if Matt Patricia had a special pencil that worked on a laminated play sheet? Another chess move by Bill.
Cakes are cooking for Nona Hendryx, Jackson Browne, Brian Downing, Richard Chaves, Sharon Osbourne, Tony Shalhoub, James Fearnley, John O’Hurley, Scott Bakula, Don Garber, Ini Kamoze, Michael Paré, Mike Singletary, Trevor Matich, Guillermo del Toro, Dwayne Sabb, Polly Jean Harvey, Annika Sorenstam, Kenny Anderson, Brandon Pollard, Dexter McCleon, Steve Burns, Sean Lennon, Nick Swardson, Brian Roberts, Henrik Zetterberg, Marie Kondo, Jacob Batalon, and Ben Shelton.
Blue Line: Delays of about 10 minutes due to a signal problem at Wood Island.
I just got beeped at in drive thru line at Doughboy. It’s rather concerning if the general public no longer understands the concept of a drive thru line.
It’s almost like choosing as Belichick’s heir apparent a man whose post-playing career talent ceiling is ‘casino greeter at Plainridge’ was a bad idea.
Veal Parm is the greatest of Parms for Subs.
Hey gang of incurable romantics, this week’s Phrase that Pays is, “Everyone knows that the portion of the brain used for critical thinking is markedly less developed in women, honey.”
I’m fine with it not being tonight and surprised Goldberg wasn’t getting that Saudi check versus Gunther, but you gotta pull the trigger on Sami, Great matches with Gunther, Cody, Roman all as challenger. The Sami Hogan shit is corny. Put the belt on him in the next 12 months
It’s 2024, don’t get offended if I tell you i won’t eat your dish made with Rao’s or Ragu jarred sauce. it’s not that serious. I don’t like it, you cannot change my mind. I am sure you are a wonderful cook. it’s not personal
First they came for William Bendetson, and I said nothing…
Someone should ask Mayo if he knows he can make these decisions without consulting the press.
I have a peck of apples to eat from last weekend!
What do you call “imposter syndrome” when it’s not a syndrome?
Tasing is lame. Just shoot him.
Vegans and people from Texas; They’re going to shoehorn that fact into every conversation in any way that they can.
Look, he’s crawling up my wall.
Black and hairy, very small.
Now he’s up above my head.
Hanging by a little thread.
Boris the spider.
Boris the spider.
Now he’s dropped on to the floor
Heading for the bedroom door.
Maybe he’s as scared as me.
Where’s he gone now, I can’t see.
Boris the spider.
Boris the spider.
Just when I thought D daddy bald daddy NBA champion daddy White couldn’t be any cooler. I need this hoodie of him tucking in Tatum’s best friend the Larry O’Brien Trophy into bed immediately
The world does need Rat Shovelers.
The Kraft’s have their team back. It’s an awful, irrelevant team, but hey, it’s theirs!
Honk if you remember Dean Smith.
When the Red Wings fans throw an octopus onto the ice, the team either needs to have a player leave the ice or they get called for a too many men penalty.
Joe Kelly is the modern Moe Drabowsky.
Yaaaaa Sully … Mayo’s got a plan, kid, yaaaaaaaaa!
A: Nothing, she’s already been told twice.
Few things are more annoying than when the referees constantly delay the game by making unnecessary “Delay of Game” calls. Hold up the game 20 seconds because the snap was a half-second late.
Drake Maye’s lifelong dream is about to come true and Greg Dickerson thinks he should be depressed.
Best bet for the weekend: someone earns their True Yankee pinstripes.
Material from interviews, wire services, Twitter, Meta, other writers, league and team sources, Bill James, and the members of #the15 were used in this column. Creepy, crawly, creepy creepy crawly crawly.
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