Every one of your suggestions was fantastic, unfortunately we don’t have the bandwidth to print them all here, but rest assured they will be available for download once the World Series is over. Until then, enjoy this random assortment of responses:
“Blue square lapel pins” – Robert K., Brookline, MA
“A variety of Buddha faux succulent terrariums” – Arianne S., Peabody MA
“Hugs” – Mike M., Enfield CT
“Resumes” – Jerod M., North Attleborough, MA
“Disease infested blankets” – Jeffrey A., Amherst MA
“Yolks from hard boiled eggs” – Brian L., Mansfield MA
“Blue cupcakes” – Joshua M., Nashua NH
“EpiPens” – Kendra M., Jacksonville FL
“Keep your grimy fingers off my blue cupcakes f*ck face. Give out some of those hand sanitizer bottles you’ve been swigging.” – Roger S., Nashua NH
“Serial killer vibes” – Jonathan B., Stoughton MA
“A free ride home from any detox center” – Frank S., Peabody MA
“L’s” – Steve R., Lowell MA
“Charcoal” – Bryan D., Quincy MA
“I can’t remember the question” – Corey B., Dorchester, MA
Speaking of early onset Alzheimer’s, don’t forget to turn those clocks back on Sunday
Why am I waiting an extra hour to eat?
Sunday Lunch Time Bears (-2.5) at Bengals Tigers lose to Bears, oh my!
Vikings at Lions (-8.5) Jungle kings maul marauders
Panthers at Packers (-12.5) Meatmen slice and dice black cats
I think I’d prefer the slicing and dicing
Broncos (-1.5) at Texans Broncos nix Texicans
Falcons at Patriots (-5.5) Patriots finally get revenge for almost losing the Super Bowl nine years ago
What did the Squirtle say to the Charmander?
49ers (-2.5) at Giants Prospectors pinch Pituitaries
Colts (-3) at Steelers Indianapolis Jones yanks Yinzers
Chargers (-9.5) at Titans Bolts tingle Tits
It looks safe to me
Sunday Dinner Time Saints at Rams (-14) Saints get excommunicated in the City of Angels
Jaguars (-3) at Raiders Spotty cats claw Pete’s poodles
Get busy doodle boy
Chiefs (-2) at Bills Chiefs take down tatanka
Those are some crazy looking coyotes
Sunday Prowl Time Seahawks (-3.5) at Commanders Fake sea birds soar over swamp things
Monday Prowl Time Cardinals at Cowboys (-2.5) Cowboys cage pretty red birds
Football Cat lives in New Hampshire, enjoys watching football, and is a cat.
You stick your lip out like that a bird might land on it. An Eagle, perhaps.
I’m told losing in the Super Bowl does irreparable damage to one’s legacy.
The arc of the moral universe is long, but bends toward justice for that awful Bundlerooski ad.
Congratulations to Boston University for a convincing Beanpot win.
Philly fans booed Santa Claus, Taylor. You’re in good company.
Holy shit. Don’t let the miserable cvnts suck the joy outta what you just watched. That was amazing.
How did Andy Reid find a shirt that is too big for him?
Who the hell directed that Tubi ad, David Cronenberg? My friend PlutoTV would never.
Love how fundamentally sound Knueppal and Flagg are.
I went to an Al Skinner camp when I was like 10 and he said I played like Henry Bibby.
Meg Ryan, you still got it, kid.
You know who would’ve loved watching that Super Bowl? Len Bias. Miss him everyday.
Cakes are cooking for Judy Blume, Maud Adams, Michael Ironside, Gil Moore, Michael McDonald, Joanna Kerns, Chet Lemon, Arsenio Hall, Brent Jones, Ed Lover, Michel Petit, Chynna Phillips, Josh Brolin, Darren Aronofsky, Lincoln Kennedy, Tara Strong, Cliff Bleszinski, Anna Benson, Christina Ricci, Gucci Mane, Juan Carlos Ferrero, Robert Griffin III,
Coop DeJean has great hands. Smart player. Like a coach out there. Just knows where to be. Underrated athlete.
My bank’s fraud protection department flagged my subscription renewal to MassLive, which doesn’t help my contention it is a real thing that actually exists.
Blue Line: Delays of about 10 minutes while a maintenance train inspects the overhead wires between Airport and Wonderland. Trains may stand by at stations.
Whoa, I think that’s “Big Dom!”
Is Mike Powell’s long jump world record effectively unbreakable now? Not that it couldn’t be broken, but the event no longer seems to be attracting the best athletes.
Hey gang who only skimmed the onboarding packet, this week’s Phrase that Pays is, “She’s eating vanilla cake like it’s her job.”
A Karen Read interview after the Super Bowl? Looks like Mahomes won’t be the only one shitting himself on Fox.
JD Davison is Michael Jordan of the G League.
Orange Line Reminder: Beginning at 8:30 PM Friday, February 14, through the end of service Monday, February 17 (Presidents’ Day). Shuttle Buses replace service between North Station and Oak Grove due to MassDOT bridge work.
Bruins should be sellers. But will probably be stand-patters.
Do Super Bowl touchdowns count for your stats if your opponent’s coach has already been doused in Gatorade?
Andy Reid looks like a laundry bag full of walnuts.
Red Sox Mgr. Alex Cora positive about this Red Sox team, “It’s a good team. A solid team. We should be OK!”
Dan Lifshatz is about two things: lying about his gambling exploits, being a fat piece of shit, and respecting women. Wait, that’s three things.
No three-peat also means Pat Riley loses out on a windfall.
I hope Philly fan appreciates winning a Super Bowl without first having the NFL change the scoring rules mid-game.
Biscuit joinery!
Does Mr. Dondero only tweet during free period? Or does he also do it while he’s patrolling the cafeteria?
Something’s at the edge of your mind You don’t know what it is. Something you were hoping to find But you’re not sure what it is. Then you hear the music And it all comes crystal clear. The music does the talking Says the things you want to hear.
I’m young, I’m wild and I’m free. Got the magic power of the music in me. I’m young, I’m wild and I’m free. Got the magic power of the music in me.
My lace curtain Irish grandmother always said I’d make a good potato farmer.
“Shaboozey” needs to be stopped.
Gold Glove winners in baseball can be divided into three categories: “really outstanding fielder”, “won it on reputation”, and “somebody has to get it.” I notice that the AL hasn’t really had a legit Gold Glove first baseman win the award since Teixeira in 2012.
I think at least two of the women in that Nike commercial are Josina Anderson.
Gonna be two Super Bowl blowout losses for Mahomes and Reid. Never happened to Brady and Belichick, Tone.
Honk if you remember an arbitrator declaring Carlton Fisk to be a free agent.
Rachid Meziane, you’ve got your work cut out for you.
Yeah, I don’t think Roc Nation is interested in putting on a country music Super Bowl halftime show. Sorrey!
Glen Powell is a smoke.
The New England Revolution concluded their training camp with a friendly match against USL Championship side Tampa Bay Rowdies, taking a 1-0 victory at IMG Academy in Bradenton, FL.
Jalen Hurts sure loves to be photographed being left alone.
A 38-point 10 rebound night from freshman Liam McNeeley? Just think how good he’s gonna be his senior year!
There’s definitely some buzz about the 2025 Red Sox. No, that’s just tinnitus.
Upton Bell is too modest to mention it, but Bert Bell founded the Philadelphia Eagles NFL Franchise. Bert Bell was Upton’s father.
Best bet for the weekend: no vaccine or treatment available for 4 Nations Face Off fever.
What could have been.
Material from interviews, wire services, Twitter, Meta, other writers, league and team sources, Bill James, and the members of #the15 were used in this column. We do the walk. We do the walk of life.
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