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Intern Street Team People on the Street Interview – CostumesDay Part Two

Posted on October 30, 2026 by TheIntern15 Leave a comment

Our Intern Street Team was out and about asking the locals, “What are you going as for Halloween?” And lucky us, some of the kids wore their costumes to a trunk-or-treat event!

Jimmy Biscotti, Uber Driver – *“Dunning Kreuger.”*

Mo Sylvan, Musician – *“Steve Buckley carrying an urn containing Donnie Beardsley’s ashes.”*

Vance Fox, Student – *“$5,000 of special milk.”*

Gretl Hauptmann, Dental Assistant- *“The New York Times 4th Down Bot.”*

Samuel E. – *“A failed comedian with multiple dead brothers.”*

Arianna Johnson, Barista – “Pro FanDuel Clamdicapper.”

Yusuf Zayn, Graduate Student – *“Grandiloquent sportswriter who perchance may be closeted.”*

Tananda North, Grief Counselor – *“A surfboard with a shark bite taken out of it found on Easton’s Beach.”*

Chris Helm, Coder – *“Aidan Kearney’s process server with a torn rotator cuff, but I’m kinda worried that will be too popular this year.”*

Sally Fremont, Law Clerk – *“Highly paid auto industry finance professional.”*

Andrew Keillor, Student – *“Dave Portnoy’s Thinly Veiled Islamophobia.”*

Amanda C. – *“That Kelly Clarkson Bird Statue Thing.”* Arthur C. – *“Kelly Clarkson.”*

Xavier Harrison-Larkspur, Marine Biologist – *“A fat human Coinstar.”*

Joseph King, Student – *“Zoe Simmons’ College Boyfriend.”*

Laney S. – *“Kendra Wilkerson’s suitcase that her zany dog gets so upset at. (Parent whispers in ear) I mean, Kendra Middleton.”*

Danny Katz, Podcaster – “*A Chicago Bears Fan.”*

Have a happy and safe Halloween everybody.

Intern Street Team People on the Street Interview – CostumesDay Part One

Posted on October 29, 2026 by TheIntern15 Leave a comment

Our Intern Street Team was out and about asking the locals, “What are you going as for Halloween?”

Philip Carmona, Landscaper – *“Private Equity.”*

Maggie L. – *“An NFL Cheerleader who’s also a Medical Doctor.”*

Marco Marcos, Costs Analyst – *“A Lightning Delay.*

Rhonda Cooper, paraprofessional – *“Sexy Pumpkin Spice Latte.”*

D’Arnauld J. – *“Darren Rovell’s civil rights leader murderabilia collection.”*

Brock Caminero, Student – *“A French protester with a cowboy hat.”*

Natalia Snoek, Medical Device Sales – *“A Sexy Spotted Lanternfly.”*

Zack B. –*“A mental health counselor with Alzheimer’s.”*

Jenni Nowak, Waitress/Bartender – *“That dancing hot dog.”*

Richard Kelly, Personal Trainer – *“152 Drew Bledsoe football cards”*

Jackson Phillips, Pharmaceutical Rep – *“Podcast guest who passes out on the livestream.”*

Kelli Daniels, homemaker – *“A 3×3 grid of my favorite past Halloween costumes.”*

Gregory M. – *“A ghost. I was planning on going as Tom E. Curran’s family but have you seen the tariff rates on imported Canadain potato sacks? Thanks, Biden.”*

Joeseph Newburgh, Shift Manager – *“Driveline.”*

To be continued…

Intern Street Team People on the Street Interview

Posted on October 31, 2022 by TheIntern15 Leave a comment

Our Intern Street Team was out and about asking the locals, “What are you going as for Halloween?”

Lucas O. – *“Scituate Lighthouse. Or a Ninja Turtle.”*

Jenna Z. – *“Wrench Reynolds, from the Muzz & JF Show.”*

Walter Majeski, MBTA Senior Inspector – *“Marvel Studios Honcho Kevin Feige.”*
Jocko McLaughlin, tavern flanneur – *“Secretary of the Commonwealth Bill Galvin “*

Susan Catamount, High School Student – *“Terrestrial Radio.”*

Rufus Khastufas, retiree – *“James Rebhorn.”*

Olivia N. – *“Linda Pizzuti’s Visionary Fenway Park Rooftop Gardens.”*

Harry Borowitz, Student – *“A Not Likely To Be Earned contract incentive.”*

Evie Lee, Student – *“Rose Tico. Or Sexy Mayor Wu.”*

Jeff Hartoupian, Chiropractor – *“Dart Adams.”*

Billy Peloquin, Stockbroker –*“A cornered animal.”*

Cleophas J. – *“Mina Kimes’ huge football brain.”*

Jessica Katsulas, Medical Device Sales – *“Sexy Mindy Kaling.”*

Lorraine Vermilion, Tourist – *“An inexplicably angry tow truck driver.”*

Shukri White, Multimedia Influencer – *“Train Engineer.”*

Happy Halloween, everybody.

Intern-al Poll #2

Posted on May 26, 2022 by TheIntern15 Leave a comment

Salutations! We are the Summer Interns of the15net dot com! Some of us are new, some are holdovers from the 2021-22 academic year. Mr. Scartelli and a goodly number of the 15 insisted we “stop being testaments to uselessness” so we will be running occasional polls this summer. So without further ado:

Should the song, ‘Muffin Man’ by Frank Zappa be included on the 2022 Memorial Day Mixtape Playlist?

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Intern-al Polling

Posted on May 16, 2022 by TheIntern15 One comment

Howdy! We are the Summer Interns of the15net dot com! Some of us are new, some are holdovers from the 2021-22 academic year. Mr. Scartelli and a plurality of the 15 insisted we “stop being testaments to uselessness” so we will be running occasional polls this summer. So without further ado: