Intern Street Team People on the Street Interview – CostumesDay Part Two

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Our Intern Street Team was out and about asking the locals, “What are you going as for Halloween?” And lucky us, some of the kids wore their costumes to a trunk-or-treat event!

Benjamin F. – “63 hard boiled eggs.”
Jimmy Biscotti, Uber Driver – “Dunning Kreuger.”
Mo Sylvan, Musician – “Steve Buckley carrying an urn containing Donnie Beardsley’s ashes.”
Vance Fox, Student – “$5,000 of special milk.”
Gretl Hauptmann, Dental Assistant- “The New York Times 4th Down Bot.”
Samuel E. – “A failed comedian with multiple dead brothers.”
Arianna Johnson, Barista – “Pro FanDuel Clamdicapper.”
Yusuf Zayn, Graduate Student – “Grandiloquent sportswriter who perchance may be closeted.”
Tananda North, Grief Counselor – “A surfboard with a shark bite taken out of it found on Easton’s Beach.”
Chris Helm, Coder – “Aidan Kearney’s process server with a torn rotator cuff, but I’m kinda worried that will be too popular this year.”
Liam Y. – “A Twitter Doctor.”
Sally Fremont, Law Clerk – “Highly paid auto industry finance professional.”
Andrew Keillor, Student – “Dave Portnoy’s Thinly Veiled Islamophobia.”
Amanda C. – “That Kelly Clarkson Bird Statue Thing.” Arthur C. – “Kelly Clarkson.”
Xavier Harrison-Larkspur, Marine Biologist – “A fat human Coinstar.”
Joseph King, Student – “Zoe Simmons’ College Boyfriend.”
Laney S. – “Kendra Wilkerson’s suitcase that her zany dog gets so upset at. (Parent whispers in ear) I mean, Kendra Middleton.”
Jude L. – “THE BUTCHIE.”
Danny Katz, Podcaster – “A Chicago Bears Fan.”

Have a happy and safe Halloween everybody.

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