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The Revenge of the Curse of the Intern Street Team People on the Street Interview

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Our Intern Street Team was out and about again asking the locals, “What are you going as for Halloween?”

Willem T. – “A pallet shack.”
Lon Mastrangelo, student – “The NBA Second Apron.”
Elise Hudson, Human Resources Representative, – “That scary old guy from the Sullivan Tire commercials.”
Johnny Smith, driver/courier – “Morgos Karlsefni.”
Jacob B. – “Drake Maye. Or Ron Catamount Muskmelon.”
Joanna Fitzmartin, art teacher – “The pop cultural footprint of ‘Everybody Loves Raymond’.”
Danny T. – “Colleen Wolfe.”
Zachary R. – “200 delicious neodymium magnets.”
Vivian Grant, Crossfit instructor – “3 point shot creator Abe Saperstein.”
Louisa M. – “A Girlie Pop Demon Hunter.”
Lacy Kingfisher, travel writer – “The Historic Warren G. Harding Magnolia Tree.”
Armin Gokaj, Inside Sales, –“Mike Florio, if he was from the Philippines.”
Oscar J. – “Turkeyman.”
Alphonso, dog – “Dooze. On the Moon.” Giada Daniele, Medical Device Sales – “Sexy Swedish Electrician.”
Rafe Boudreaux, retiree – “Red Dye #40.”

Have a Happy Halloween, everybody.

Welcome Students!

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Beantown! Don’t call it that.

Welcome back to all the college and university students! And a particular welcome to our new squad of student interns here at The15, both in the Greater Boston area and elsewhere:

Olivia Aardman – ’28 -Suffolk University

Jeffrey Baxter – ’27 University of Massachusetts – Boston

Hoffman Brannock – ’28 – Boston College

Hyacinth Broadmoor – ’27 – Northeastern University

Roykirk Eagleton – ’28 – Dartmouth College

Zorba Fitzmurphy – ’28 Boston University

Cholmondeley Garcia – ’28 Connecticut School of Broadcasting

Raquel Glackett – ’28 University of Rhode Island

Kait Malmo – ’28 – Merrimack College

Donatella Pasha – ’28 Assumption University

Gil Weir – ’27 University of Massachusetts – Lowell

Hannah Zuik- ’28 Framingham State University

We hope to learn as much from you, as you do from us. Remember: Knowledge Is Good.

(Appearance of actual interns may vary.)




Football Cat’s Week 15 Picks

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Interns beware! It’s that festive time of year again, tonight is the “The 15’s Annual Office Holiday Party”. ( It used to be the “The 15’s Annual Office Christmas Party”, but Carl did 23andMe this past year and, oy gevalt, he’s suddenly kosher.) But have no fear! Whether you spin the dreidel, or your savior was born in a stable, all you have to do is follow Football Cat’s 7 simple tips for a funtastic Office Holiday Party…

Spot the total number HR violations in this picture! Whoever comes closest will win a bonus day off* (*unpaid)
  1. Show Up: You do not want to be labeled as a party pooper. Get your ass to the party, they’ll be free drinks (see Tip #2).
  2. Drink: Drink! There’s nothing people like more than talking about the person who had too much to drink at the office party. You’re just providing a public service.
  3. Eat: If you don’t eat, you’ll get drunk too fast (see Tip #2). It’s science.
  4. Dance: On the floor, on the table (see Tip #2) , whatever it takes.
  5. Talk to the Big Boss: Make sure you’ve had a couple of drinks first (see Tip #2) . And make it quick. Get in, get out. Don’t linger.
  6. Play Your Transportation By Ear: You’re going to drink (see Tip #2) so don’t drive, but don’t plan ahead either. There’s definitely someone in the office with Clara Barton Syndrome, or maybe it’s Clara Nightingale Syndrome – whichever the nice one was. It doesn’t really matter, just don’t puke in Clara’s car.
  7. Be Prepared: Bring an extra pair of underwear, your toothbrush and your passport. You never know what will happen (see Tip #2).

Good luck and have fun (see Tip #2)!

SUNDAY LUNCH TIME
Chiefs (-4.5) at Browns
Chiefs scalp the Elves

Payback is a bitch

Bengals (-5) at Titans
Stripey Cats pancake Tits

Tigers and pancakes? Someone’s getting cancelled.

Commanders (-7) at Saints
Godless Commies decanonize Saints

Ravens (-14.5) at Giants
Scary Black Birds jar Giants

Cowboys at Panthers (-2.5)
Scary Black Cats spook America’s Team

I’m dreaming of a Black Sunday

Jets (-3.5) at Jags
My Good Friend Mac finally owns!

This time for sure!

Dolphins at Texans (-3.5)
Texans barbecue Dolphins

SUNDAY DINNER TIME
Colts at Broncos (-4)
Big Broncos corral lil’ Colts

Go Horse(s)!

Bills at Lions (-2.5)
Hairy Cows trample Jungle Kings

Steelers at Eagles (-5)
Yinzers take the Keystone State Cup

Patriots at Cardinals (-6)
Pretty Red Birds fly past Mayo’s men

Stay strong Drake-A-Maniacs!

Buccaneers at Chargers (-3)
Brother Jim Hawkins’ gang zaps swashbucklers

SUNDAY PROWL TIME
Packers (-3) at Seahawks
Fake Sea Birds aren’t in the mood for Love.

MONDAY EARLY PROWL TIME
Bears at Vikings (-7)
Vikings plunder hibernating Bears

Sounds like a Pixar movie

MONDAY PROWL TIME
Falcons (-5) at Raiders
Too bad Jerry Glanville isn’t alive to see his Falcons take down the Elvis impersonators #RIP

Wait… what?

Football Cat lives in New Hampshire, enjoys watching football, and is a cat.

Return of the Phantom of the Intern Street Team People on the Street Interview – Part 2

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Our Intern Street Team was out and about over the weekend asking the locals, “What are you going as for Halloween?” That went so well we sent them out again.

Liam C. – “The Invisible Man. or Playoff Aaron Judge.”
Robert Foglio, Baker, – “Sexy Alex Van Pelt.”
Cathy Wilmott, Boutique Owner – “Broadway Legend Frances Upton.”
Arthur Wagenlit, Fishmonger – “Obese Forest Gump.”
Janelle Szabo, Dental Assistant – “An obscure character that I will be annoyed you don’t recognize.”
Karla Taki, Retiree – “A Woman in Sports.”
Noah Taylor-Tyler, EMT – “An Insurance Company Mascot. Or that other Insurance Company Mascot.”

Rosie G, – “A carpet swatch with chain of custody issues and dubious evidentiary value. Or Sabrina Carpenter. “
Christian Fletcher, Student –“The Duke of Dorchester.”
Marine Vedette, Student – “That Depressed Glasgow Oompa Loompa.”
Willa G. – “Dennis Eckersley’s Granddaughter.”

Happy Halloween, everybody.

Return of the Phantom of the Intern Street Team People on the Street Interview

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Our Intern Street Team was out and about over the weekend asking the locals, “What are you going as for Halloween?”

Henry Freeman, Guidance Counselor – “An Olneyville NY System Weiner.”
Joey K. – “Jackson Lamb from ‘Slow Horses’.”
Jenna van den Bergh, Philosopher/Entrepreneur -“A Spirit Halloween Storefront. I know; very meta.”
Herold J. – “Imposter Syndrome,” Chase L. – “A Zesty Outfielder.”
Zelda Hemingway, homemaker – “A Lexus Techstream Data Recorder.”
Barry Ward, Ornithologist – “Dana Hersey.”
Echo Nillsen, Artist – “Sue O’Connell’s perceived intelligence.”
Glyph Pictogram, Musician – “A giant tub of Marshmallow Fluff.”
Charity Fujitsu, Caterer – “Lady Mariko from Shogun. Or that Australian breakdancer.”
Kayla C. – “Mirror in the Slideshow-Era Taylor Swift. Or Wednesday Addams.”
Dallas Souza, Delivery Driver – “A Stainless Steel Rat.”
Molly S. – “A threatening bookmark.”
Alyssa Wodehouse, Student, – “Lydia, from Beetlejuice’. Or that breakdancer from the Olympics.“
Nelly Bhattacharya, Marketer – “Nibi the Educational Beaver.”
Ethel Bok, Medical Device Sales – “Sexy Green Goblin”
Clare Bonser, tourist – “Raygun, the Aussie breakdancer, who else?”
Willie Matson, Kickball Coach – “A Swanson Hungry-Man Dinner.”
Marcia McCloud, Aerobics Instructor – “Shaia Eluemunor Vederian, Elf-Princess of Middle-Earth.“
Caroline Saloio, Private Investigator – “Sexy Pikachu.”

Have a Happy Halloween, everybody.