Football Cat’s Week 10 NFL Picks 2026

Posted on November 12, 2026 by naop Leave a comment

Guten Tag meine Freunde!

Oktoberfest may have given way to Novemberfest, but don’t put away your lederhosen just yet. YOUR New England Patriots have landed in the Bavarian capital of Munich, Germany!

Whether you’re going to putsch your way to your local beer hall, or enjoy the game in the comfort of your own home, here are a few German words you should be shouting at your television:

Frühzuckung: A false start. Literally “early twitching.”
Blitzkriegschmeiß: A desperate pass while under pressure. Literally “lightning war fling.”
Pflanzenfresser: When a player gets slammed to the turf. Literally “plant eater.”
Speckpanzer: When the ball carrier runs over people. Literally “bacon tank.”
Butterfingerflüch: If AJ Brown drops a wide-open pass. Literally “Butterfinger curse.”
Schweineierkatastrophe: If Drake Maye throws a terrible interception. Literally “pig-egg catastrophe.”
Kniescheibenbeißer: Dan Campbell. Literally “kneecap-biter.”
Der Orchideen-Handarbeits-Milliardär: Robert Kraft. Literally “the orchid handwork billionaire.”
Badezuber-Betrüger: Mike Vrabel. Literally “Wooden-hot-tub cheater.”
Aufgeblähter-Einaugen-Kokser: Scott Zolak. Literally “bloated one-eyed coke head.”