Football Cat’s Week 16 NFL Picks ’25
Do you like football? Of course you do or you wouldn’t be here. Do you like the color and pageantry of college athletics? We can see you rockin’ and reelin’, and hanging from the ceiling, so that’s a “yes”. And most importantly, do you like showtunes? *Squeals with delight!* Well Mr./Mrs./Ms./Dr. First Nighter do we have a fabulous quiz for you!

Each of the four games in this weekend’s college football playoff involves at least one team associated with a Tony Award winning Broadway musical!
Can you name the show for each matchup? (click to reveal the answer)
Alabama at Oklahoma
“Oklahoma” (Duh!)
Miami at Texas A&M
“The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas”
Tulane at Ole Miss
“Show Boat”
James Madison at Oregon
“Hamilton”

Sunday Dinner Time
Eagles (-6.5) at Commanders
American Birds crush the Commies
Sunday Prowl Time
Packers at Bears (-1.5)
Northwest Indiana Bears grind the Meatmen

Sunday Lunch Time
Buccaneers (-3) at Panthers
Someone has to win this game, may as well be the Black Cats
Bills (-10.5) at Browns
What can Brown do for you, Patriots fans? Nothing. Bills cruise

Chargers at Cowboys (-2.5)
Fun fact: In Weeks 12 and 13, the Cowboys defeated the Eagles and Chiefs. In Weeks 14 and 15, the Chargers defeated the Eagles and Chiefs. That was the first time that two different teams defeated the previous season’s Super Bowl teams in consecutive weeks. Bolts shock Boys
Jets at Saints (-5.5)
Saints cook Jets

Vikings (-3) at Giants
Vikings sink tanking G-Men
Chiefs (-3) at Titans
Tits motorboat Mahomes-less Chiefs

Bengals (-4.5) at Dolphins
Stripey cats win vs Quinn the Fin
Sunday Dinner Time
Falcons (-3) at Cardinals
Raptors raid pretty red birds nest
Jaguars at Broncos (-3)
Spotty cats can’t handle the (atmospheric) pressure

Steelers at Lions (-7)
Jungle Kings can’t be caged by Steel Men
Raiders at Texans (-14.5)
Texans toast Vegas
Sunday Prowl Time
Patriots at Ravens (-3)
Road warriors roll Ravens

Monday Prowl Time
49ers (-6) at Colts
Purrrrdy pops Ponies

Football Cat lives in New Hampshire, enjoys watching football, and is a cat.