Football Cat’s Week 13 NFL Picks

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Football Cat knows coffee is for closers.



(Cowpokes won at home but didn’t cover against the fake seabirds Thurrsday.)

SUNDAY LUNCHTIME

Broncos at Texans (-3.5)

Wildcatters win.

Chargers (-5.5) at Patriots

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Zzapp!

Prediction: Plugs Paste Pats.

Lions (-4) at Saints

Lions are 12-13-1 all time versus the Saints. They get to .500 Sunday.

Falcons (-2.5) at Jets

Actual falcons are used to keep nuisance birds away from airports to reduce the risk of birdstrikes. Can I apply for that job? Atlanta wins.

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He sees you.

Cardinals at Steelers (-5.5)

Pretty birds no match for Pittsburgh at home.

Colts (-1) at Titans

This is a game Indy should win but won’t. Go Tits!

Dolphins (-9.5) at Commanders

Can you FedEx a porpoise? Dolphins win this winnable game.

SUNDAY SUNSET

Panthers at Buccaneers (-5)

Poor unlucky Blacks Cats. Not their year.

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Browns at Rams (-3.5)

Trickster Browns create mischief, win the matchup in LA.

49ers (-3) at Eagles

Prospectors prove too much for the national bird.

SUNDAY PROWLTIME

Chiefs (-6) at Packers

Mahomes leads the Chiefs to victory his first visit to the not yet frozen tundra of Lambeau Field.

MONDAY NIGHT

Bengals at Jaguars (-9)

An inter-cat matchup! Spots over stripes.

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How very ferocious of them.

Football Cat lives in New Hampshire, enjoys watching football, and is a cat.

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