The 15

These Thurrsday Night games are tough on a cat, and let’s be honest here, these games are tough on everyone except maybe the players. If the NFL cared about the fans they’d put these games on a real streaming service like Pluto TV. I would have picked the Eagles to win 31-28, who could have foreseen a 61 yard FG. Certainly not me, I’m just a cat.

On to Sunday..

Raiders at Bills (-8.5)

The sky was definitely falling on Buffalo sportz radio this week. Apparently Josh Allen likes to spray the ball around like me when I’m marking my territory. With their first win of the season Bills fans’ litterboxes should be fresher next week.

Packers (-1) at Falcons

As a cat I am drawn to the irresistible taste of cheese, despite it being bad for me. I pick the Packers, and I feel shame.

Ravens at Bengals (-3.5)

Whenever you get a cat vs bird match-up you’ve got to go with the cat every time.

Seahawks at Lions (-5.5)

I’m sure you’ll agree that Seattle is a one of those cities that intrigues you, but you’ll still probably never visit. My fellow felines will easily brush aside those soggy Starbucks-swilling Seahawks.

Colts (-1) at Texans

AFC South fever, catch it! I predict a scoreless tie.

Chiefs (-3.5) at Jaguars

FACT: Andy Reid stinks without Eric Bieniemy. Enjoy that 0-2 start KC.

Bears at Buccaneers (-2.5)

Hey all turncoat former Patriots fans, where are your Buccaneers this week? Still under your bucking hat! Ha ha ha! Classic cat joke. Da Bucs beat da Bears.

Chargers (-3) at Titans

Justin Herbert is the greatest QB who has never won anything since Philip Rivers. Go Tits!

Sunday 4 PMish:

Giants (-5.5) at Cardinals

The football Giants win and Daniel Jones starts to earn some of that guaranteed $82 million. <Let’s all take a break for a laugh!>

49ers (-7.5) at Rams

Am I going to pick against Brock Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrdy? No chance.

Jets at Cowboys (-9.5)

Look for Zach Wilson to return to form and pee his pants. Pokes over Planes.

Commanders at Broncos (-3.5)

I hear the new owners of the Washington football team are thinking about yet another name change. I believe “Cats” may be available, thank me later. Washington Cats pull off the road win!

Sunday Night/Monday Night:

Dolphins (-3) at Patriots

Good ol’ Pat Patriot devours Tuna Tagovailoa. Dolphin safe my ass, his brain is scrambled.

Looks like we’ve got two overlapping Monday Night games! You’ve outdone yourself this time Roger Goodell, you marketing genius.

Saints (-3) at Panthers

If there wasn’t a cat team playing in this game I wouldn’t even bother to make a pick. Much like Jimmy Taylor, I’ve got Carolina in my mind.

Browns (-2) at Steelers

Is there a secret NFL bylaw that the requires at least one AFC North team to start a sexual deviant at QB? I enjoy a good poop (like you don’t!), and poop is brown, so go Browns.

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Football Cat lives in New Hampshire, enjoys watching football, and is a cat.