02/20/2025 Cleaning Out the Sports Junk Drawer

If Canada loses, they have to take Rear Admiral from us.
What’s your suggestion as to how to fix the NBA All-Star Game? Let us know in the comments.
Alex Bregman a Red Sox? PTT!
My brain keeps autocorrecting Torrey Craig to Torey Krug.
Is everyone related to Patrick Mahomes a complete embarassment?
More people being shot at the Kansas City Super Bowl parade than at the Philadelphia celebration proves Tom Brady isn’t the GOAT.
Put a bounty on Joel Armia, it’s what Reg Dunlop would have done.
Not to go full Dondero, but LeBron James has been a lousy steward for the sport during his career.
Cakes are cooking for Buffy Sainte-Marie, Clyde Wright, Phil Esposito, Andrew Bergman, Sandy Duncan, Billy Zoom, Patty Hearst, Joel Hodgson, Charles Barkley, Ian Brown, French Stewart, Jeff Maggert, Andrew Shue, Lili Taylor, Liván Hernández, Stephon Marbury, Chelsea Peretti, Lauren Ambrose, Justin Verlander, Rihanna, Kristóf Milák, and Olivia Rodrigo.
I’m a little late to this, but I just want to congratulate Greg Bedard on defeating Awaken 180.
I was gonna hit up a Wednesday yard sale, but I have a wedding to go to.
Jayson Tatum, who has a “Hitch” tattoo, wants to be in the sequel with Will Smith and Kevin James.
Green Line Reminder: Feb. 22-23 No train service between North Station and Babcock St (B), Kenmore (C+D), & Heath St (E) due to maintenance. Use buses for service to Copley/Back Bay. Use Orange Line between Back Bay and North Station.
Hardpressed to find a normal weather situation I wouldn’t take over this nonsense.
The most insufferable corner of the internet right now are the dudes eating their meals on wooden cutting boards and acting like they’re Jesus Christ.
Rafael Devers looks like a kid from a country that received some ‘Chiefs Super Bowl LIX Champions’ t-shirts, but he didn’t get one because all they had were mediums.
Great part of #FourNations is the young hoppers listening to kick-ass old-school rock tunes.
Imagine saying hello on Twitter to Ed Harding.
Like what mid chicks do to boost their looks, always hire a lawyer fatter than you are. It’s very slimming.
Lots of things valued at $182 are given away for one dollar!
Hey gang of alliteratives, this week’s Phrase that Pays is, “I have been nothing but creepy and aggressive to you. Please respond.”
Has Triston met Jordon?
I don’t know, maybe the guy who’s on the cover of the video game box is more famous than the guy who’s allegedly famous for playing the video game.
So Elon knocked up Sophia Jurksztowicz, right? What other explanation is there?
The loss of Eric Bieniemy finally came back to haunt the Chiefs.
For what it’s worth: TD Garden is not preparing for a presidential visit for the championship game between the United States and Canada.
This went over more heads than the history of clouds.
Thanks for asking, but I could never be a US Senator. I don’t have a cool name like “Barasso” or “Klobuchar”. Also I don’t dress well enough. Also I am a few million $ short. And too old. But thanks for asking. OK, nobody asked.
BLEHHHH! Dead father!! BLEHHHHH!!!
Guy why do you have a picture of my back on your Sports List?
Lonnie Walker IV has agreed to a two-year, $3 million deal with the Philadelphia 76ers, his agent George S. Langberg of GSL Sports Group told ESPN. Walker has played for Zalgiris Kaunas in the Euroleague and had an NBA-out in his deal. He now enters his 7th NBA season.
The delay-of-game warning remains the worst rule in sports. All you’re doing is delaying the game further just to announce that you don’t approve of people delaying the game.
Globe Pitchbot makes Jerry Thornton look like Patrice O’Neal.
Lavar Ball reportedly had his foot amputated after suffering a serious medical issue. Those Big Baller Brand sneakers must have been awful.
You fella, you tearing up the street.
You wear that white tuxedo, how you gonna beat the heat?
Do you take me for a fool?
Do you think that I don’t see,
That ditch out in the valley that they’re digging just for me?
Yes, I’m going insane.
You know I’m laughing at the frozen rain.
And I feel like I’m so alone.
Honey, when they gonna send me home?
Bad sneakers and piña colada, my friend
Stomping on the avenue by Radio City with a
Transistor and a large sum of money to spend..
Mark Farinella looks like a guy who emits an unpleasant odor.
Feds can only ‘swoop in,’ much like how a franchise tag can only be ‘slapped’ on a Patriots player.
Honk if you remember Anderson-Little.
Instead of booing the Canadian National anthem, the US crowd should theatrically yawn and ostentatiously check their watches.
Miguel Tejada is the Vern Stephens of the 21st Century.
Pranav Gil is an innocent man.
Saturday Night Live over 50 seasons has had 15 cast members die? Seems low. The Iroquois has lost at least that many deckhands.
You’ll DH and you’ll like it you pudgy malcontent.
Best bet for the weekend: more slow jams in the weight room.

Material from interviews, wire services, Twitter, Meta, other writers, league and team sources, Bill James, and the members of #the15 were used in this column. I’ll take advantage while You hang me out to dry. But I can’t see you every night. Free.






