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Football Cat’s Week 6 NFL Picks ’24

Posted on October 11, 2024 by naop Leave a comment

Happy Columbus Day/Canadian Thanksgiving/Indigenous Peoples’ Day weekend to all who celebrate. If you’re NOT looking for something to do this weekend, make sure to check out the Fall Event Avoidance Generator. Otherwise make sure to dress warmly whilst you enjoy the foliage train.

Of course I’m having fun. Why do you ask?

SUNDAY TEA TIME
Jaguars at Bears (-2)
The Shaguars love playing in London.

SUNDAY LUNCH TIME
Cardinals at Packers (-5)
Meat men make mince-meat of pretty Red Birds.

Texans (-7) at Patriots
Rod Rust will be one game closer to popping that heavenly champagne. 1-16 here we come!

They really needed the “Friday Funny” back in 1990

Buccaneers (-3.5) at Saints
Hopefully this win will help the residents of Florida’s Gulf Coast heal.

Commanders at Ravens (-6.5)
Black Birds fend off the Swamp Things.

Browns at Eagles (-9)
Predators over Sexual Predators.

Colts at Titans (-2.5)
Will Levis is tanned and rested, and ready to lead the Titans to another loss.

SUNDAY DINNER TIME
Chargers (-3) at Broncos
Broncos bust Bolts.

Steelers (-3) at Raiders
Rooneys rout Raiders.

Falcons (-6) at Panthers

It’s a shameful day in the community when the Black Cats lose to a bunch of birds.

Lions (-3) at Cowboys
Kings of the Beasts bests the ‘Boys

SUNDAY PROWL TIME
Bengals (-3.5) at Giants
Stripey Cats save their season by cutting the Giants down to size.

MONDAY PROWL TIME
Bills (-2.5) at Jets
The new coach bounce gets the Jets into a tie for first place in the pathetic AFC East

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Football Cat lives in New Hampshire, enjoys watching football, and is a cat.

Football Cat’s Week 5 NFL Picks ’24

Posted on October 4, 2024 by naop Leave a comment

More wins than losses Week 4. How many more? Exactly enough, wise guy. Week Five:

(Bye week teams: Pumas, Plugs, Phils, & Pontoons)

SUNDAY TEA TIME
Jets vs Vikings (-2.5)
Biggest Viking defeat in England since the Battle of Stamford Bridge back in 1066.

SUNDAY LUNCH TIME
Panthers at Bears (-4)
Black Panthers haven’t partied like this since the days of Bobby Seale and Huey Newton.

Ravens (-2.5) at Bengals
Stripey cats take down scary black birds.

Bills (-1) at Texans
Tatanka topple Texans.

Colts at Jaguars (-3)
Spotted cats will need to leave the country to find a win.

Dolphins at Patriots (-1)
Mayo’s mutineers drop Coach Drip.

I’ll take any mutineers nose and hang them by the highest yard marker!

Browns at Commanders (-3)
Mystical fairy men get bogged down in the Maryland malarial swamp.

SUNDAY DINNER TIME
Raiders at Broncos (-3)
What do you call a giant hill made of kittens? A meow-tain! (Try the veal, tip your waitresses and take Denver.)

Cardinals at 49ers (-7.5)
Purrrdy feasts on pretty Red Birds.

Packers (-3.5) at Rams
Meat men master muttons.

Giants at Seahawks (-6)
Fake Sea Birds sasquatch the Giants

SUNDAY PROWL TIME
Cowboys at Steelers (-2.5)
Men of Steel win the Super Bowl X, XIII, and XXX rematches!

MONDAY PROWL TIME
Saints at Chiefs (-5)
After KC wins they will have successfully completed the first quarter of their inevitable march to a perfect season/three-peat.