Fall Event Avoidance Generator

Uh uh. Nah. Nope.


Here’s a helpful stupid bullshit generator. If you hear a phrase that could be generated by this, you want nothing to do with it:

Generic sentence structure:
“You know what would be fun? A B !”
“We never go to A B anymore”
“You never want to see the A  B anymore”
“Everyone is saying (the) A  B is fun”

The boy gets it. No fun.

Column A:
pumpkin
apple
foliage
farm
corn
paint
country
cider
leaf
Salem
ghost
hay
craft
harvest
waterfront
art(s)
linen

Column B:
picking
watch
night
brunch
harvest
fair
decorating
fest(ival)
party
trail
tour
picnic
community event
ride
celebration
exhibition
stroll
maze
train
auction
5K

This will decidedly NOT be fun. At all.

“Everyone is saying the Foliage Trail is fun!”
“You know what would be fun? Farm night!”
“We never go to the Cider Stroll anymore.”

Still no.

Yes “harvest” is in both columns; you especially want to avoid anything with “Harvest”.

This generator can be a force for good if you change the generic sentences:

“Isn’t this when you and your {relation} go(es) to the A B ?”

Relation:
Mother
Aunt
Friends

“Isn’t this when you and your mom go to the Harvest Festival?”

Mother and daughter together in park on a bright fall day, having fun and hugging, autumn leaves in the background

Submitted as a public service by The15. Originally published on the BSMW Message Board September 29, 2014, by ‘Marty Nopointe’.

Foliage Train! Weeeeee!

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