Fall Event Avoidance Generator
Here’s a helpful stupid bullshit generator. If you hear a phrase that could be generated by this, you want nothing to do with it:
Generic sentence structure:
“You know what would be fun? A B !”
“We never go to A B anymore”
“You never want to see the A B anymore”
“Everyone is saying (the) A B is fun”
Column A:
pumpkin
apple
foliage
farm
corn
paint
country
cider
leaf
Salem
ghost
lantern
hay
craft
harvest
waterfront
art(s)
linen
Column B:
picking
watch
night
brunch
harvest
fair
decorating
fest(ival)
party
trail
tour
picnic
community event
ride
celebration
exhibition
stroll
maze
train
auction
5K
“Everyone is saying the Foliage Trail is fun!”
“You know what would be fun? Farm night!”
“We never go to the Cider Stroll anymore.”
Yes “harvest” is in both columns; you especially want to avoid anything with “Harvest”.
This generator can be a force for good if you change the generic sentences:
“Isn’t this when you and your {relation} go(es) to the A B ?”
Relation:
Mother
Aunt
Friends
“Isn’t this when you and your mom go to the Harvest Festival?”
Submitted as a public service by The15. Originally published on the BSMW Message Board September 29, 2014, by ‘Marty Nopointe’.
The 15 