The 15

Pats at Pittsburgh on Thurrsday, hope you knew what to do. Easy money.

SUNDAY LUNCHTIME

Buccaneers at Falcons (-1)

Bucs vs. Birds. Shades of Coleridge’s The Rime of the Ancient Mariner. Not really though. Falcons win.

Rams at Ravens (-7)

Wait, Evil Birds and potential bad weather? Maybe this is like the epic poem. Balmer wins.

Lions (-3.5) at Bears

The lion is the king of the jungle, the Lions are the kings of the NFC North.

Colts (-1) at Bengals

Nature is red in tooth and claw. Stripey cats take down the young horse team as in the wild.

Jaguars at Browns (-3.5)

Trickster Browns have the Kevin McCallister home advantage. They win.

Panthers at Saints (-5)

Cool jazz cats over the bad luck black cats, daddio.

Texans (-3.5) at Jets

The Planes get splashed like the Japanese Zeros in The Final Countdown.

Later games to be added..later.

UPDATE:

And later is Now.

SUNDAY SUNDOWN

Vikings (-3) at Raiders

Purps at Plunds! Vikings win.

Seahawks at 49ers (-10.5)

Prospectors best the fake seabirds.

Bills at Chiefs (-1.5)

Bleah. Sick of both teams. Bisons, I guess.

Broncos at Chargers (-2.5)

Prediction: Plugs punk Ponies.

SUNDAY PROWLTIME

Eagles at Cowboys (-3.5)

Americas’s Team versus National Bird! Pokes win.

MONDAY NIGHT DOUBLE FEATURE

Titans at Dolphins (-13)

Porps remain a wagon, Tits might be azz. Sad.

Packers (-6.5) at Giants

The Packers power past the Pituitaries.

Football Cat lives in New Hampshire, enjoys watching football, and is a cat.