Football Cat’s Week 10 NFL Picks

The Patriots play when???

Big Black Cats has no luck Thurrsday. Tough for them, not so much for me.

SUNDAY BREAKFASTTIME

Colts (-1.5) at Patriots

Pats are undefeated in games played outside the USA. That will continue.

EM 50 Urban Assault Vehicle. Perfect for jaunts into and around Germany.

SUNDAY LUNCHTIME

Browns at Ravens (-6)

Evil Black Birds too tough at their home rookery.

Texans at Bengals (-6.5)

Stripey Cats have no natural fear of Texans. They win.

49ers (-3) at Jaguars

Spotted Cats have no use for gold, silly Prospectors and Brock Purrrdy. Jaguars win.

Saints (-2.5) at Vikings

Saint Gertrude of Nivelles is the patron saint of cats. But the Vikings will make with the marauding.

Can’t say I’ve ever met a Gertrude.

Packers at Steelers (-3)

What a great game! Thirty years ago. Steelers prevail.

Titans at Buccaneers (-1)

Real Stoppable Force meets Movable Object energy here. Go Tits!

SUNDAY SUNDOWN

Falcons (-1.5) at Cardinals

Raptor versus Pretty Bird. Falcons pull out a needed win on the road.

Lions (-3) at Chargers

Prediction: Pumas pummel Plugs.

Giants at Cowboys (-16.5).

Fewer people will watch Dallas demolish the Pituitaries than watched the “Who Shot J,R.?” episode

Commanders at Seahawks (-6)

Last week was the Commanders Super Bowl. False Seabirds win.

SUNDAY PROWLTIME

Jets (-1) at Raiders

This game, this will be the tie. I’m sure of it.

Jets? Raiders? Vaught F6U Pirate! Not pretty. Much like how the game will be.

MONDAY NIGHT

Broncos at Bills (-7.5)

A loss would put the Bills at .500. But they will win.

Football Cat lives in New Hampshire, enjoys watching football, and is a cat.

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