The 15

First off, I did not make that Thursday pick. Only an idiot would bet against the Steelers at home. Someone is going to pay.

SUNDAY SECOND BREAKFASTTIME

Dolphins at Chiefs (-1.5)

Porps haven’t beaten a good team yet. Chiefs are good. Figure it out.

SUNDAY LUNCHTIME

Vikings at Falcons (-4.5)

4-4 vs 4-4. Fine. THIS game will be the tie.

Seahawks at Ravens (-6)

Evil black birds take down the false seabirds.

Cardinals at Browns (-8)

Trickester Browns pull one over on the pretty birds.

Rams at Packers (-3.5)

A hot seat sounds like a lovely place to take a nap. Rams win.

Buccaneers at Texans (-2.5)

Texas has wildcats. Works for me. Houston will not have a problem.

Commanders at Patriots (-3)

The path to 6-6 starts by landing on your paws. Pats get the necessary win.

Bears at Saints (-8.5)

The 1982 movie ‘Cat People’ took place in New Orleans. Saints win.

SUNDAY SUNDOWN

Colts (-3) at Panthers

Big black cats get the post Halloween bounce.

Giants at Raiders (-1.5)

Giants show Vegas it wasn’t all on McDaniels.

Cowboys at Eagles (-3)

Do the NFC East teams play each other three times a season? Feels that way. Eagles prevail.

SUNDAY PROWLTIME

Bills at Bengals (-2)

Stripey cats win, unless Buffalo convinces the league to move the game to a neutral site.

MONDAY NIGHT

Chargers (-3.5) at Jets

Prediction: Plugs pound Planes.

Football Cat lives in New Hampshire, enjoys watching football, and is a cat.