The 15

No byes this week. Just games. Let’s go:

THURRSDAY NIGHT:

Buccaneers at Bills (-9)

Way to win but not cover, Bisons.

SUNDAY LUNCHTIME:

Texans (-3) at Panthers

Did the Big Black Cats break a mirror and earn six games of bad luck? If so, that continues to seven.

Rams at Cowboys (-6)

Pokes too tough at home for the Rams.

Vikings (-1) at Packers

Vikings liked having cats. This cat picks the Vikes.

Saints (-1) at Colts

Two teams of indoor cats. Sad. Go Horse, I guess.

Patriots at Dolphins (-9.5)

Pats need this win more than the Porps do. Porps prevail.

Jets (-3) at Giants

Imagine the indignity of having to use the visiting locker room in your own facility? Giants win.

Jaguars (-2.5) at Steelers

Jacksonville continues to roll.

Falcons (-3) at Titans

Tians in the Oilers throwbacks. Oil prospectors are wildcatters. Good enough to beat a bird team.

Eagles (-6.5) at Commanders

Any NFC East team can beat any other NFC East team. Commandindians win.

SUNDAY SUNDOWN:

Browns at Seahawks (-4)

False Birds ekes out a home win.

Ravens (-8) at Cardinals

Evil Black Birds vs Pretty Birds? Quoth the Football Cat, Ravens.

Chiefs (-7) at Broncos

Broncos can’t beat zebras and Chiefs.

Bengals at 49ers (-3.5)

Stripey cats have had plenty of rest, like all cats like. So they win. Sorry Purrrdy.

SUNDAY PROWLTIME:

Bears at Chargers (-8.5)

Plugs electrocute the Poohs. Then drive them via La Cienega Boulevard to the La Brea Tar pits to dispose of the carcass.

MONDAY NIGHT:

Raiders at Lions (-8)

Raiders logo may want to put a patch over the other eye to avoid watching this feline beatdown in Motown.

Football Cat lives in New Hampshire, enjoys watching football, and is a cat.