The 15

THURRSDAY NIGHT:

Jaguars at Saints (-1)

You bet on the cat team, right? Good.

SUNDAY LUNCHTIME:

Lions at Ravens (-3)

If the evil birds win, it’s due to Halloween trickery.

Raiders (-3) at Bears

I could be convinced to take the Raiders in this game.

Browns (-2.5) at Colts

Cleveland’s fans call themselves the Dawg Pound, but a Brownie is a smallish, mischief-making creature? Say no more!

Bills (-9) at Patriots

Coach Bill needed a cat making his draft picks, not a weird little dog. Bills win.

Commanders (-2.5) at Giants

A hairball of a matchup. Giants.

Falcons at Buccaneers (-2.5)

Same thing. Fruity pirates prevail.

SUNDAY SUNDOWN:

Steelers at Rams (-3)

I could knock so many more things off shelves and tables if I had horns like a ram. They win.

Cardinals at Seahawks (-7.5)

If a Seahawk was a real bird, it would outclass a Cardinal. That’s the expected result here as well.

Packers (-1) at Broncos

There’s usually a tie every season. I say it’s this game.

Chargers at Chiefs (-5.5)

Do the Chiefs play ALL their games at home? Chefs win.

SUNDAY PROWLTIME:

Dolphins at Eagles (-2.5)

Porps become Eagle Snacks.

MONDAY NIGHT:

49ers (-7) at Vikings

Prospectors prevail over the Purps.

Football Cat lives in New Hampshire, enjoys watching football, and is a cat.