The 15

(Please disregard the previous post. Football Cat did not submit that post. Football Cat was hacked, and the culprit when found will face the Claws of Death.)

THURRSDAY NIGHT

Broncos at Chiefs (-10.5) The Swifties roll on, capping off the greatest three weeks of movie promotion ever.

SUNDAY SUNRISE

Ravens at Titans (+4) The evil birds win and automatically advance to the fourth round of the FA Cup.

SUNDAY FAMILY FUNTIME

Commanders at Falcons (-2.5) Another win for a bird team, but the real choice here is apple picking.

Vikings at Bears (+2.5) If you’re anti-fun go with Da Bears, otherwise head to a corn maze for three hours.

Seahawks at Bengals (-2.5) Cats over birds, always and forever.

49ers at Browns (+7) Purrrrdy drops the Browns in the litterbox

Saints at Texans (+1.5) The Texans shut out the Saints just to rile up the Patriots pregamers.

Colts at Jaguars (-4) The Jags spent too much getting reacquainted with their loved ones this week. Colts take advantage of the weak-legged cats.

Panthers at Dolphins (-13.5) Tua and the Tunas hit the over before halftime.

SUNDAY SUNDOWN

Patriots at Raiders (-3) The Patriots win and their fanz immediately start complaining about it harming their 2024 draft position.

Lions at Buccaneers (+3) The big cats feast on zesty pirate kneecaps.

Cardinals at Rams (-7) The loser has to move back to St. Louis, and I’m not sure who is more upset about that, the people in Missouri or Arizona.

Eagles at Jets (+7) Jets retake their rightful place in the basement of the AFC East.

SUNDAY NIGHT

Giants at Bills (-14) I thought the teams playing in London didn’t automatically get a bye the following week?

MONDAY NIGHT

Cowboys at Chargers (+2.5) The Plugs zap the Pokes.

Football Cat lives in New Hampshire, enjoys watching football, and is a cat.