BET with Dicey15 – Week 6 NFL BET(s)
Welcome to the world of quasi-legal sports betting!** We here at the15 noticed a dearth of gambling content on the internet and saw an opportunity to expand the #brand to include completely well thought out NFL betting advice*. Apologies for missing the first 5 weeks but there were extensive negotiations including emails and multiple phone interviews required to bring this to you.
BET in bold:
49ers -5.5/Falcons +5.5 – Falcons stink right?
Pats -1.5/Browns +1.5 – This one will be over faster than a Deshaun Watson massage and far less messy
Jets +7.5/Packers -7.5 – Jets cover in the battle of QBs with family issues
Jags +7/Colts -7 PUSH – Who the hell even cares
Vikings +3/Dolphins – 3 – Have more concussed QBs, Miami. You can’t!
Bengals -1/Saints +1 – This is my BET bet of the week. No way this one misses.
Ravens -3.5/NY Football Giants +3.5 – You see they call him “Wink” Martindale like the game show host. Timely reference.
Buccaneers -3.5/Steelers +3.5 – Sure, bet against Brady versus the Steelers and big brain Mike Tomlin. I dare you.
Panthers +9/Rams -9 – Panthers fans are ready for basketball season.
Cardinals -2.5/Seahawks +2.5 – Take the fictional birds of prey to cover versus the real birds of baseball.
Bills -1.5/Chiefs +1.5 – Lesser of two evils I suppose.
Cowboys PK/Eagles PK – Phillies in the playoffs and Eagles remaining unbeaten? BET. City of of Brotherly Love (S/O Vern)
MONDAY NIGHT SPECIAL –
Broncos +3/Chargers -3 – Chargers win the battle of extemporaneous 4th down attempts and cover.
PROP BET OF THE WEEK
I love all the prop overs but especially Robert Tonyan O 23.5 yards receiving.
*This is neither advice nor well thought out
** If you or someone you know has a gambling problem, get help fuckface.