11/03/2021 Cleaning Out the Sports Junk Drawer
Well, if you can’t win the World Series, I guess it’s okay if the team that used to play in your city defeats the team that knocked you out of the playoffs. Congratulations to the once-Boston Braves.
Nep Castiglione got the scoop on the RemDawg getting called out at third, as it were. Go figure.
Can you surf in a Fremen stillsuit?
Cam Newton led the Patriots to .500 with a win in LA versus the Chargers too, caller.
Fenway Park golf cart > Nursing Home Cat.
Aaron Rodgers didn’t get the discount double jab?
Marcus Smart who is shooting 29% from the field should shut his fucking clam.
Cakes are cooking for Dwight Evans, Dennis Miller, Karch Kiraly, Kym Hampton, and Tariq Abdul Wahad.
Okay, I’ll say it. I miss ‘Treat Yourself.’
I talked to a scout the other day- he was intrigued by Greg Dickerson’s fast twitch muscles.
Henry Ruggs III had to get home.
If Brady were still in New England we’d know that he is also unvaccinated.
Wait: Jerry, Jared, Jenna, & Jordan Remy? They’re like the Kardashians with all the K’s, but even shittier people.
Weymouth’s Own Charlie Coyle is like Tito Jackson! Or something.
Red eye flights. Yeah right,as if! LOL
Fremen ride their sandworms single-file, to conceal their numbers.
Hey gang, this week’s Phrase that Pays is, “Make sure none of your buddies put a fake dick in your bag.”
Jerry can’t snap his fingers at waitresses anymore. Sad.
I want to cheer for Bolden!
Lots of buzz on the street about that Ed Lasso TV show. Is it on USA?
Sunday was be the first time this season Brandon King did not earn a NLTBE active roster bonus. His cap number will not change this week.
‘RIP Manny Remy’ – John Kerry
I still feel like MLB should let the pitchers who want to hit continue to do so.
Buy cows. Bitcoin cows!
Fremen think NBA players wear too much neoprene.
Green Line D Branch: Delays of up to 15 minutes westbound due to a train with a mechanical problem at Newton Centre.
New England Revolution playoff packages are now available.
He said “I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup
And spit out better words than you”
But you didn’t
Man, you’re kidding yourself if you think
The world revolves around you
You know you got lots to give
And so many options
I’m real sorry
‘Bout whatever happened to you.
I believe the clinical term is “high functioning”.
Seven cancer battles. Seven career home runs. Only in baseball.
Packers QB Aaron Rodgers was quoted as saying he’s been “immunized.” By the letter of the law in the NFL, that does not equal vaccinated.
Honk if you remember American Express Travelers Cheques.
As one computer said, if you’re on the train, and they say Portal Bridge, you know you better make other plans..
Lemme tell you kids, back in my day, the fun sized candy bars were the size of gorilla fingers!
Former Raiders WR Henry Ruggs III is a must sit-in all formats.
Congratulations to Michelle Wie on being the first elected female Mayor of Beantown.
Best bet for the weekend: forgetting to fall back one hour.
Material from interviews, wire services, Twitter, Facebook, other writers, league and team sources, and #the15 were used in this column. Here comes the pizza!!