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Football Cat’s Week 16 Picks

Posted on December 20, 2024 by naop Leave a comment

City sidewalks, busy sidewalks, dressed in holiday style, in the air there’s a feeling of Christmas. And in the spirit of the holiday season, the animals of The 15, and animals adjacent to The 15, have pooled their meager resources and gifted Football Cat a well deserved week off.

SATURDAY LUNCH TIME
Texans at Chiefs (-2.5)
Marv thinks that, while the Chiefs may appear harmless, KC will suddenly snap and go for the Texans jugular.

SATURDAY DINNER TIME
Steelers at Ravens (-6.5)
Jocko isn’t a fan of the Black Birds, he takes the Steelers.

SUNDAY LUNCH TIME
Cardinals (-4.5) at Panthers
Jocko also isn’t a fan of the Black Cats, he takes the Cardinals.

Giants at Falcons (-9)
Rams (-3) at Jets
Spuckie the rat loves both New York teams to at least cover.

Spuckie loved going on long walks with his owner LJ Sandwich (OOTGs)

Lions (-6.5) at Bears
Gus takes Detroit in a huge bounce back game in chilly Chicago after a loss against Buffalo.

Titans at Colts (-3.5)
Millie says to lay it all on the Tits

Eagles (-3.5) at Commanders
Remi takes the Eagles over the Commanders.

Browns at Bengals (-7.5)
The Cleveland Pig digs the Browns (and truffles).

SUNDAY DINNER TIME
Vikings (-3) at Seahawks
Loki wishes he could fly like a real non-existent Seahawk.

Jaguars at Raiders (-1)
And Jocko really doesn’t like the Black Hole!

49ers at Dolphins (-1)
Jasper would prefer backing a team from Virginia Beach, but Miami Beach is a close second.

Patriots at Bills (-14)
Bo has unwavering faith in the Coach Quick Slants.

SUNDAY PROWL TIME
Buccaneers (-4) at Cowboys
Dooze loves the Cowboys especially when they play with their roof open.

Did you hear about the dog park on the moon?

MONDAY PROWL TIME
Saints at Packers (-13.5)
Paco backs the Meat Men, preferably with a nice coating of Rub Smoke Love BEEF CAKE premium all-natural beef rub and seasoning.

All the best food seasonings are sold at True Value

Football Cat lives in New Hampshire, enjoys watching football, and is a cat.

Football Cat’s Week 13 NFL Picks

Posted on November 29, 2024 by naop One comment

It’s BLACK FRIDAY!

Don’t worry, a deranged pilot is not going to fly a blimp into an NFL stadium near you. It means it’s your chance to save SAVE SAVE!

Just visit the the official “The 15” store, and with a few clicks (and a valid credit card) you can take care of all your holiday shopping and enjoy all the football.

Them ore you spend the more you SAVE! (It’s simple mathematics)

Shop early and often, and remember to tell them that Football Cat sent you.

SUNDAY LUNCH TIME
Chargers (-1) at Falcons
Plugs zap Raptors

Steelers at Bengals (-3)
Men of Steel cage Stripey Cats

Texans (-4) at Jaguars
Spotty Cats claw their way to victory

Cardinals at Vikings (-3.5)
Pretty Red Birds should never have flown north.

Colts (-2.5) at Patriots
To all the little Drake-a-Maye-niacs, say your prayers, take your vitamins, and enjoy the win heading into the bye week.

Seahawks (-2) at Jets
Fake Sea Birds ground Jets

Titans at Commanders (-5.5)
Commies blast all over Tits

SUNDAY DINNER TIME
Buccaneers (-5.5) at Panthers
Black Beards sink Black Cats

The impending cannibalism makes it funny

Rams (-2.5) at Saints
The Lord’s shepherds sheer the hairy sheep

Eagles at Ravens (-3)
Scary Black Birds rule the roost

SUNDAY PROWL TIME
49ers at Bills (-7)
Prospectors get snowed under in Buffalo

MONDAY PROWL TIME
Browns at Broncos (-5.5)
Elves can’t handle the elevation

Football Cat lives in New Hampshire, enjoys watching football, and is a cat.

Football Cat’s Week 11 Picks

Posted on November 15, 2024 by naop Leave a comment

It’s a big weekend for fans of celestial events! Not only will the full Beaver super moon be aligning with the Pliades star cluster each night, but the Leonid meteor shower will be peaking in the wee hours of Saturday and Sunday. So grab the lawn chair and a blanket and get out there. If you’re looking for me I’ll be sleeping in your bed, so please leave the electric blanket on.

SUNDAY LUNCH TIME
Packers (-5) at Bears
Meat men send Bears to early hibernation

Jaguars at Lions (-13.5)
Lions maul my good friend Mac

My good friend Mac before the Lions horribly disfigured him

Raiders at Dolphins (-7)
The Autumn Wind is a Raider, pillaging just for fun. He’ll knock you ’round and upside down, and laugh when he’s conquered and won.

Rams (-5) at Patriots
Mayo’s merry men keep the good time vibes rolling along.

Browns at Saints (-1)
Dark Elf magic house of Saints

Ravens (-3) at Steelers
Men of Steel cage Scary Black Birds

Vikings at Titans (-6)
Vikings flatten Tits

Colts at Jets (-4)
The new Undersecretary for Human Services leads the Jets to victory

SUNDAY DINNER TIME
Falcons at Broncos (-2.5)
Falcons thrive in the thin air

Seahawks at 49ers (-6.5)
Purrdy downs Fake Sea Birds

Chiefs at Bills (-2)
For thousands of years, Native Americans relied heavily on buffalo for their survival and well-being, using every part of the bison for food, clothing, shelter, tools, jewelry and in ceremonies. Except the wings oddly enough. Chiefs remain undefeated.

These are even better than chicken fingers

SUNDAY PROWL TIME
Bengals at Chargers (-1.5)
Stripey Cats drain Bolts batteries

I bet my Nana still has some of these in her junk drawer

MONDAY PROWL TIME
Texans (-7.5) at Cowboys
Fun Fact: The flags of six countries have flown over Texas. Don’t mess with the Texans.

Football Cat lives in New Hampshire, enjoys watching football, and is a cat

Football Cat’s Week 8 NFL Picks ’24

Posted on October 25, 2024 by naop Leave a comment

Please join us in wishing a very Happy 14th Birthday to Football Cat!

In lieu of gifts please show your support by purchasing some wonderful genuine merchandise. Football Cat’s birthday comes but once a year, so splash out some of that cash you’ve been accumulating from following the picks.

SUNDAY LUNCH TIME
Ravens (-9) at Browns
Unless the Browns are starting Tippi Hedren at quarterback, expect the Scary Black Birds to run rampant.

They should remake this movie with cats.

Titans at Lions (-11.5)
Jungle Kings bounce Tits

Colts at Texans (-6)
Texans corral the Colts

Packers (-4.5) at Jaguars
Pack Men make mincemeat out of the jet-lagged Spotty Cats

Cardinals at Dolphins (-3)
Drips dizzy Dolphins drop Deacons

Jets (-7) at Patriots
Mayo is not handing in his D.O.R just yet. Jets crash and burn. Love lifts us up where we belong.

Falcons (-2.5) at Buccaneers
Mmmmm, creamsicles.

With just 100 calories per bar, it’s the classic ice cream on a stick dessert that you can enjoy without guilt.

Eagles at Bengals (-2.5)
Stripey Cats feast on American Birds

*The Migratory Bird Treaty Act* was not violated in the making of this image.

SUNDAY DINNER TIME
Saints at Chargers (-7.5)
Saint Eligius’ gang defeats the Saints

Yes, even electricians have a patron Saint.

Bills (-3) at Seahawks
Fake Sea Birds upset Hairy Cows

Bears (-2.5) at Commanders
Marxist Mariota leads the Commies to victory

“Quarterbacks control the means of offensive production.”

Panthers at Broncos (-9)
Black Cats have trouble adapting to the thin air

Chiefs (-10) at Raiders
Mahomes’ team finally defeats Brady’s team

SUNDAY PROWL TIME
Cowboys at 49ers (-4.5)
Federales rob gold diggers

MONDAY PROWL TIME
Giants at Steelers (-6.5)
Giants can’t defeat Men of Steel

Good luck getting a kid into “Walter’s International Wax Museum” for 40 cents nowadays.

Football Cat lives in New Hampshire, enjoys watching football, and is a cat.

Football Cat’s Week 2 NFL Picks ’24

Posted on September 14, 2024 by bootlegbarnicle Leave a comment

Hey Lama, how about a little something, for you know, the effort?

I hope you set aside some of Week One’s winnings to buy some treats for Football Cat!

SUNDAY LUNCHTIME
49ers – 5 vs Vikings Brock Purrrrrdy and the prospectors plunder the Vikings

Chargers -5 vs Panthers Black cats can’t help crossing their own path, get zapped by Chargers.

Colts -2.5 vs Packers Horsies stomp the Meat Men into the unfrozen tundra of Lambeau Field.

Giants vs Commanders -1.5 Pituitaries pound Pol Pots.

Saints vs Cowboys -6 Jerry Jones and his many illegitimate children must have had a good laugh after reading that article about Rub-and-Tug Robert’s Hall of Fame struggles. Jerry’s good time keeps rolling.

Browns vs Jaguars -3 Spotty cats devour the mystical fairyland sprites.

Jets -3.5 vs Titans My father Bert Bell tells me that in 1959 this would have been a match-up between the “Titans of New York” and the “Oilers of Houston”. Much like Lucy will ultimately outlast Taylor, the original Tits triumph over the new Tits.

Buccaneers vs Lions -7.5 Jungle Kings feast on pirate patellas.

Raiders vs Ravens -9 Scary birds don’t break a sweat.

Seahawks -3.5 vs Patriots Good thing mean old Bill is gone, otherwise he’d inexplicably replace Malcom Butler as honorary lighthouse keeper at the last minute – with no explanation! WTF! The Mayo-noise will be earsplitting after the Patriots start 2-0.

SUNDAY DINNERTIME
Rams vs Cardinals -1 Male sheep stomp pretty red birds.

Bengals vs Chiefs -5.5 Stripey cats get their first win of the season at Burrowhead.

Steelers -2.5 vs Broncos Men of Steel can’t handle the thin air. The mile high horses run wild.

SUNDAY PROWLTIME
Bears vs Texans -6.5 After the he messes with Texas, Calib Williams will be left in tears, seeking solace in the loving embrace of his mother’s arms.

MONDAY PROWLTIME
Falcons vs Eagles -6.5 I love watching birds fight! The American birds prevail and the losers gets in my belly!