Football Cat’s Week 16 NFL Picks
Big Thurrsday win for the Los Angeles Shovey Sheep. Now for the rest of the games:
SATURDAY PROWLTIME
Bengals (-2) at Steelers
Steel City unfriendly to Stripey Cats. Pittsburgh wins
SATURDAY PROWLTIME
Bills (-11.5) at Chargers
Chargers powerless to stop the Buffalo stampede.
SUNDAY LUNCHTIME
Colts at Falcons (-1)
Both teams need a win to stay in or return to the playoff hunt. Preybirds get that win.
Packers (-5) at Panthers
Green Bay get-right game.
Browns (-2.5) at Texans
Trickster Brownies pull another whimsical win out of their helmets.
Lions (-3) at Vikings
Hardy Minnesotans and their outdoor stadium get the edge here. Sorry Jungle King cats.
Commanders at Jets (-3)
The Planes are meh at home, the Prez are iffy on the road. Planes win.
Seahawks (-2.5) at Titans
Seahawks are made up, Titans are mythical. False Birds win.
SUNDAY SUNSET
Jaguars at Buccaneers (-1)
Spotted Cats get their first win this December as an early Christmas present.
Cardinals at Bears (-4)
Non-hibernating Bears win.
Cowboys at Dolphins (-1.5)
Pokes prove Porps can’t beat a good team.
THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS
Patriots and Broncos (-6.5)
Leave all the yappy malcontents like Trent Brown at the Denver Airport. Broncos win.
CHRISTMAS DAY
Raiders at Chiefs (-10)
Las Vegas gets that the smart money is on the Chiefs. KC wins.
CHRISTMAS AFTERNOON
Giants at Eagles (-12)
Someone’s losing streak has to end. It will be the Birds.
CHRISTMAS EVENING
Ravens at 49ers (-5)
Prediction: Prospectors pound Poes.
Football Cat lives in New Hampshire, enjoys watching football, and is a cat.
