The 15

This weekend coxswains and cocksmen from across the globe will be flowing into the Hub of the Universe to take part in the world’s largest Regatta… The Head of the Charles!

Prep school lore has it that the phrase “Lose your shirt” originated in the crew tradition of shirt-racing, when members of the losing team were obliged to strip the racing shirts off their backs and hand them to their opponents on the water. Today crews pass shirts on the dock, tempering the humiliation of their defeat.  This delay of the exchange has allowed savvy rowers to pivot to trading less expensive shirts for cost saving purposes. Any penny pinching cox out there are encouraged to visit the official The15net store for a wide variety of affordable and fashionable t-shirts.

Sunday Breakfast Time
Texans at Jaguars (-3)
Spotted cats topple Texan tourists

Sunday Lunch Time
Bears (-3) at Falcons
Bears slap Penix-less birds of prey

Ravens (-4.5) at Browns
Scary black birds bomb Browns

Titans at Colts (-7)
Horses honk hooters

Jets at Patriots (-7.5)
Patriots intercept Jets

Saints at Giants (-1.5)
Popes pop Pituitaries

Panthers at Eagles (-1.5)
Black cats sauce Big Dom’s meatballs

Steelers (-3) at Buccaneers
Steelers bake Bucs

Sunday Dinner Time
Cardinals at Rams (-13.5)
Cardinals get crushed in the City of Angels

Chargers at Chiefs (-8.5)
Chefs cook Chargers

Bills (-6) at Raiders
The Mafia controls Vegas

Sunday Dinner Time
Cowboys at Packers (-1.5)
Pokes prevail in the Ice Bowl rematch

Monday Prowl Time
Commanders at 49ers (-7.5)
Purrrrdy swamps DC

Football Cat lives in New Hampshire, enjoys watching football, and is a cat.