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Hey, it’s nearly Christmas! And in the likely event you have a hard to buy for someone, we at The15 want to help. So here are some gift ideas:

Shoe rain coats, for the shoepisser(s) in your life,

Influencer Marketing for Dummies, for the Autist or Valuencer,

The Amazon 3,257,875th best-selling fiction book by Gary Tanguay, buy it and maybe he won’t creep you out by appearing on your streaming program,

2025 pennies, from the Denver and Philadelphia Mints,

Dedicated Egg Fridge, henhouse and layers sold separately,

Red Tinted Ring Light, for that perfect rosacea-y glow,

Upcycled scrap metal and other curios,

A heavily used (yet still functional) dot matrix printer,

3 season napkins, for those chilly days,

Karen Read’s Lexus

A 5 lb bag of Tom E. Curran action figures,

Red dye free hamburger buns, and Blu Blocker sunglasses,

A tiny house, culvert adjacent & perfect for weekday midmorning getaways,

RSLOSweatshirt, For the incel in your life who loves OnlyFans smokeshows and three-team parlays.

Merry Christmas everybody.